Official Raw Thread (5/26/08): MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah.

[NeanderCarl]

Evening... all?

[KingofOldSchool]

Man I surprised no one jumped on the thread making since I was away.

[NeanderCarl]

There is another one.

[Corndad]

lol at all the England stuff still hanging up

[NeanderCarl]

Why is there STILL a pic of the Queen?

[ClockShot]

Yeah, KoOS. I was on it, but got called away.

[KingofOldSchool]

Regal got what he deserved, I wish Jeff Hardy got the same treatment.

[DaVe]

Yeah, why did it take until 2mins into the show for this thread (and the other) to be made?

[KingofOldSchool]

VINCE MCMAHON APPRECIATION NIGHT!

[NeanderCarl]

something that's never been done before on television?

is he going to have a wank?

[Azriel]

Alrighty all, let's get this show on the road

[ClockShot]

Please, please. Give Orton his balls back. And by balls, I mean music.

[RawRocks]

Appreciation Night for what? And what hasn't ever been done on TV?

[Azriel]

Vince will kill a jobber/John Cena right in front of us all?

Full frontal nudity?

[SammyG]

TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Xerzes]

That is in no way ironic.

[Azriel]

Yes, give Orton back his music, please!!

[SammyG]

Why is Josh Matthews talking like that? Is he trying to have a deep voice like Michael Buffer?

[parkmania]

And what hasn't ever been done on TV?

20 wrestlers join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club?

[KingofOldSchool]

I already miss Regal cause at least he would be entertaining mcing this thing.

[Xerzes]

That is not what that saying means, JR.

[NeanderCarl]

Triple H was milking a dry tit with that extended entrance. Lacklustre reaction for supposedly the top man in the company.

[KingofOldSchool]

20 wrestlers join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club?

CM Punk will make up 19 of them.

[SammyG]

I really like Orton's theme, it just doesn't fit him at ALL.

[Azriel]

Unless there's a draw King

[KingofOldSchool]

Triple H should channel Scott Steiner in this debate.

"I'M RIGHT, YOU'RE WRONG, YOU SUCK!"

[RawRocks]

Todd Grisham.. bleh!

[ClockShot]

One Night Stand is around the corner?

Did Fallen Angel ever do the scores for Judgement Day?

[KingofOldSchool]

ORTON IS SHOOTING NOW!

[Skippord]

something that's never been done before on television?

is he going to have a wank?
God I hope so

[SammyG]

This is pretty good, not gonna lie

[ClockShot]

Hey Skippy, figured I'd see ya on TV.

[Jura]

I hate when Triple H does that gruff deep voice.

[ClockShot]

END IT ALREADY!

[JH]

these 2 have been damn good so far

[SammyG]

LOL HHH BOTCH "At last man standing.... I will beat you in this ring"

[Skippord]

Hey Skippy, figured I'd see ya on TV.
my poorness prevented it

[Kane Knight]

I hate when Triple H does that gruff deep voice.

The rest of his shit isn'texactly interesting, either.

[SammyG]

ROFL, AND he forgot his Belt. hahahahahhahhah HHH fucked uppppp

[ClockShot]

Hmmmmm. After that, kinda thinking Orton can take it back.

[DaVe]

It isn't that amazing/funny, SammyG. Like you were originally saying that was a pretty decent segment, although it might have gone a little long.

[RawRocks]

20 minutes of blah blah blah blah blah blah blah... oh where have we heard this debate before?

[Azriel]

Wonder what would've happened if Orton gave HHH an RKO right then?

[NeanderCarl]

not a bad promo i suppose but still doesn't make me want to pay to watch these two go at it for the 50th time this year.

Hehe, luckily it's free in the UK tho :D

[JH]

i'll watch the live feed
damn I Quit match with Divas

[KingofOldSchool]

Diva I Quit Match? Nice

[ClockShot]

Hey, Jillian took the words out of mouth.

[Skippord]

oh god that is just awful

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[JH]

please shut her the fuck up

[Azriel]

So, what will Mickie be doing?

[RawRocks]

this Raw has gotten off to such a shitty fucked up start.. but hey.. at least they have the common sense to get the fart smell out of the way early.

[ClockShot]

So, what will Mickie be doing?

Kenny?

Or maybe make a appearence during the match.

[JH]

So Melina is a face now???

I dont see it working

[KingofOldSchool]

So Melina is a face now???

I dont see it working


Why not? She seems to be pretty over tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah cause lord knows the IC title doesn't need to be defended.

[SammyG]

Vince's new theme is sooo awful.

MONEY MONEY YAEH YEAH

[Jura]

Yeah she got some good cheers. It's pretty weird how Jillian suddenly turned on her when she came to her rescue last time. Did anyone see the John Cena look-a-like in the crowd? What a dork.

[ClockShot]

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!

[JH]

HELL YEAH CRYME TYME

[Azriel]

Cryme Tyme = ratings!

[RawRocks]

snatching Regal's pictures out of the office.. greatness

[Jura]

Wait a minute, Kane Knight is watching wrestling?

[parkmania]

Sorry, I don't listen to rap. Was Cryme Tyme doing someone else's song just then or were they making it up?

[ClockShot]

:eek:

Those guys are truth.com are starting to freak me out.

[JH]

Auction Auction Yeah Yeah.....Priceless

[JH]

Just read that Killings worked a dark match again
are they ever gonna bring him to TV

[Azriel]

:eek:

Those guys are truth.com are starting to freak me out.

Amen to that

[ClockShot]

DAMN!

[KingofOldSchool]

DAMN!

[JH]

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SammyG]

lol, Ron Simmons gets on Raw, but only shows up during the commercial.

Oh my.. Lillian looks really hot tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

WHHHHHHAAAAT

[JH]

I'm gonna be the 1st to call new champs

[ClockShot]

Looks to me Lillian raided Trashley's closet.

[SammyG]

I'm hoping Santino costs these guys the belts.

[KingofOldSchool]

Here comes the Heat Killers

[Azriel]

They really should officially be called Londrick

[ClockShot]

I dunno guys, I can see Londrick taking this tonight.

[Azriel]

I'm hoping Santino costs these guys the belts.

He'll be busy beating up Cousin Sal tonight which will lead to Santino/Piper at ONS

[parkmania]

Since when is Cody charismatic, JR?????

[KingofOldSchool]

I can't believe CAWdy and Baldcore have held the titles for 9 months.

[KingofOldSchool]

Dammit

[ClockShot]

TED!

[RawRocks]

Ted DiBiase!

[KingofOldSchool]

WHAT!

[Azriel]

DIBIASE!!!

[ClockShot]

COME ON, COME ON!

[JH]

Damn

MILLION DOLLAR MAN BABY

[parkmania]

Everybody's gonna pay!

[Skippord]

Ted Dibiase Jr.

right on

[SammyG]

Whoa what?! Weapon X is Ted Dibiase's son?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

[JH]

TED JR.

[SammyG]

That is Weapon X, I am positive.

[KingofOldSchool]

He's gotten Orton's body.

[KingofOldSchool]

Stupid what chants

[JH]

The kid's decent on the mic

[ClockShot]

Well. This must mean Long is a lock for GM. Unless Vince throws us a swerveball.

[Azriel]

I can dig the catchphrase, but who's your partner Junior?

[Azriel]

Well. This must mean Long is a lock for GM. Unless Vince throws us a swerveball.

Really should be Shane

[RawRocks]

Okay JR --
Please cut the "oh, he is a second, third or fourth generation star" Do we have to hear it every week and in every match?

[McLegend]

He has no chance of being successful if is gimmick is being Ted Dibiase's son.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>DiBiase will team with Carlito or DH Smith...then Cody will turn. 2nd generation stable in the works</font>

[Azriel]

Wonder how long it'll take someone to call him the Million Dollar Baby?

[Azriel]

<font color=goldenrod>DiBiase will team with Carlito or DH Smith...then Cody will turn. 2nd generation stable in the works</font>

I like that idea





Which means it has no chance of happening :shifty:

[Azriel]

Why Smackdown?

[KingofOldSchool]

Santino invades Smackdown!

[ClockShot]

Piper, as much as I love you. Call it a career, or stay at that gym and lose that gut.

[JH]

Time for our weekly dose of Santino Marella
the funniest man on RAW

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie's Appreciation idea is her wrestling naked.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Actually, it would be hilarious seeing Holly getting beatdown by rookies Cody, DH, and DiBiase.</font> :lol:

[JH]

Whoa cheap shot at Ashley

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL JBL SHOOTS ON ASHLEY

[Azriel]

Was that an Ashley dig right there?

[ClockShot]

ZING!

[parkmania]

Saliva... Yeah right.

[KingofOldSchool]

Soldiers talk too much.

[ClockShot]

I think Jeff should have lost his pyro privileges.

[JH]

I hate Jeff's new music

[JH]

Hell yeah pretty damn good pop for Cena

[KingofOldSchool]

I hate Jeff

[parkmania]

Much better, KoOS

[JH]

I have a new meaning for JBL
Just
Bend over
Lillian

LOL

[JH]

That abdominal stretch was JBL showing what he does to other guys in the showers

[Xerzes]

The hell? Cena lost? Does not compute.

[KingofOldSchool]

YAY HARDY LOSES!

[ClockShot]

Ah.

[KingofOldSchool]

"Hey Vince, remember when I threw pee on you a couple of years ago?"

[KingofOldSchool]

He's probably going to announce that ECW will be moving to Raw or something else uneventful.

[ClockShot]

Yup.

"I'll bet a fiddle of gold, against your soul, to think I'm better than you."

[parkmania]

"Hey Vince, remember when I dropped poo on you a couple of years ago, too?

[Azriel]

That Strangers movie could be really freaky or lame. I'm almost banking on the latter

[ClockShot]

BRONCOS IN THE HOUSE!!

[parkmania]

I love double double e!

[KingofOldSchool]

lol

[ClockShot]

Shit. I thought it was Haas. :(

[KingofOldSchool]

Kennedy Kennedy

[parkmania]

53 days away, Regal.

[Innovator]

KENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEDY

[parkmania]

Hooray! Ken found his razor!

[ClockShot]

Thanks for coming, Carlito.

Anybody else think he should have cut and run when he had the chance?

[KingofOldSchool]

I somehow knew it was going to be Carlito

[parkmania]

Hey, something that's (almost) never been done before on tv... WWE acknowledging Chris Benoit's existence.

[SammyG]

KENNNNNEEEEEEEDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Innovator]

TITS, katie lea

[SammyG]

Nice, angle between Burchill and Kennedy.

[ClockShot]

Katie Lea.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

[parkmania]

Hehe... a royal "We are not amused".

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Kennedy is feuding with someone no one cares about?

[Azriel]

Katie looking mighty fetching in those pants

[KingofOldSchool]

lol I vote for Trevor's version

[parkmania]

2nd Hulk movie, 2nd actor playing the lead.

And if there's a 3rd movie, it'll be a 3rd actor playing Dr. Banner.

[parkmania]

JR, you'll never.... EEEEEEEEver be extreme.

[Indifferent Clox]

my friend is trying to say there was another undertaker.. ugh where is the proof that there isn't again?

He also likes cena.. MARK

[KingofOldSchool]

They only prefer smaller babies because they don't want their vaginas stretched out any further.

[parkmania]

Bah, frikkin Penguins.... GET IT TOGETHER, GUYS!

[parkmania]

"Here in... Kuwait?"

What don't you know where you are?

[Azriel]

So, Batista run in?

[KingofOldSchool]

Epic Announcement: HBK lost his smile

[ClockShot]

So, Batista run in?

Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing to make this quick.

[parkmania]

Jericho looks almost asleep. Badly sunken eyes.

[KingofOldSchool]

JR remembers past yesterday!

[ClockShot]

Ha ha. Cool commercial.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Big Show

[Innovator]

LETS GO JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Innovator]

The Incredible Hulk: Let's pretend the first one didn't happen, we didn't see nothing if you didn't, ok?

[Azriel]

I'm guessing this announcement will be like 2 minutes

[KingofOldSchool]

GO BANANA!

[parkmania]

GO SPEED RACER GO!

[Innovator]

The announcement: VINCE DYES HIS HAIR!

[Innovator]

Jericho needs this more than HBK, CMON

[KingofOldSchool]

GO GO GADGET, JOBBER JERICHO!

[Innovator]

or Dancin Davey Boy Batista will come out here

[RawRocks]

The Anouncement: Vince commits suicide

[Innovator]

TAP BIBLE BOY

[Innovator]

Actually he shouldn't, Jesus didn't tap

[Skippord]

Jeriturn

[parkmania]

SWING, JERICHO!

[ClockShot]

Don't do it, Shawn.

[Theo Dious]

I know someone is going to bitch, but I liked that ending.

[Theo Dious]

I wanna see Jericho driven to total obsession by his inability to beat Michaels.

[Theo Dious]

Where the fuck is everybody?!?!

[KingofOldSchool]

EPIC Announcement: Vince bought a new hat

[Indifferent Clox]

that ending rocked

[Theo Dious]

GO BANANA!

Make way for grapefruit!!!

Look I know I'm late, just shut up already.

[parkmania]

I thought it was fine until Y2J started crying.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>It'll be a fan draft. GET CENA TO SMACKDOWN</font>

[RGWhat316]

I'm still confused by this storyline. Jericho wants to kick his ass and then immediately regrets it.

[parkmania]

Can't wait for new Burn Notice eps. It's a cool show.

[ClockShot]

Drum roll, please.

[Azriel]

Well, here we go

[Xerzes]

Going to suck.

[ClockShot]

Yup, draft.

[parkmania]

draft.

[KingofOldSchool]

THE MOOONNNAAAAAYYY

[parkmania]

It's all about the Man-aise!

[ClockShot]

What the fuck he got up his sleeve?

[KingofOldSchool]

Remember Summerslam 97?

[parkmania]

Vince, what will the shareholders think?!?!?!

[Skippord]

ok

[ClockShot]

Yeah. I think we're geting jerked around.

[Azriel]

I'm intrigued

[KingofOldSchool]

Ted DiBiase: That's chump change!

[Theo Dious]

Vince is buying ratings now.

[The Genius]

im disappointed

[RGWhat316]

O k. Giving away a million dollars? Got to be some kind of catch.

[Theo Dious]

I'm still confused by this storyline. Jericho wants to kick his ass and then immediately regrets it.

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–verb (used without object)
1. to come into collision or disagreement; be contradictory, at variance, or in opposition; clash.
2. to fight or contend; do battle.
–noun
3. a fight, battle, or struggle, esp. a prolonged struggle; strife.
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[KingofOldSchool]

People are going to have to buy value meals at McDonald's in order to win the MMOOOONNNAAAYYY.

[Gone Mad]

He really wants people to watch now.

Then again, that money he's giving away is prob just some of the paychecks of the future unemployed Heat wrestlers, so why not?

[RGWhat316]

Decent RAW though. Glad to see Mickie on my tv, but not in a storyline about Cena! Other than that a good Y2J/HBK match, and womens match.

[Theo Dious]

O k. Giving away a million dollars? Got to be some kind of catch.

Meh. Some kind of contest or other. Like "watch Raw and then go to WWE.com and enter the number they give out on the show. One fan will randomly be drawn to win a million dollars."

[Xerzes]

A million dollars in WWE Fun Bucks!



Warning: WWE Fun Bucks not redeemable anywhere.

[loopydate]

Vince runs out of monnnnnnaaaaaaaay giving it away to fans, so he turns to the one man he knows can bail him out...

http://www.gerweck.net/teddibiase.jpg

[Indifferent Clox]

It annoys the fuck out of me when he says money like that.

What happened with mickie I missed it.

[road doggy dogg]

I'm watching The Score right now and they're replaying Raw, like first time I watched in over a year lol.


Why is Bob Holly a tag team champion.
crossrine

[bigpoppapump]

I see alot of you are pissed about the "major annoncement".

Could it be that the majority of you can't attend RAW Shows???? :D

Or could it be that the majority of you don't reside in the GOOD OL USA??? :rofl:

Probably Numero 2.....:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Suck It.

[Indifferent Clox]

could it be that you're a dumbass?

yes it could

[Lock Jaw]

Calling it now, MVP going to RAW in the draft. Because people who are built up into "names" on Smackdown always go to RAW, and people who RAW have screwed/buried/are-done-with get sent to Smackdown.

[The Optimist]

So . . . he's giving away a million dollars?

[Boondock Saint]

I see alot of you are pissed about the "major annoncement".

Could it be that the majority of you can't attend RAW Shows???? :D

Or could it be that the majority of you don't reside in the GOOD OL USA??? :rofl:

Probably Numero 2.....:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Suck It.

:|

[The Genius]

worst announcement ever.

[Londoner]

I see alot of you are pissed about the "major annoncement".

Could it be that the majority of you can't attend RAW Shows???? :D

Or could it be that the majority of you don't reside in the GOOD OL USA??? :rofl:

Probably Numero 2.....:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Suck It.

What was the need for that post? It was a shitty announcement cause he said it would affect each and every one of us, yet it only affects the ones attending the show, and plus its such a lame announcement, that was the best they could do? :roll: Atleast do something that will affect the STORYLINES of the show ffs.

[Dave Youell]

As for the Jericho thing,

This could be a second coming of his WCW heel turn, when he’s meant to be a face, but keeps lashing out, then apologising for it, huzzah!

‘Everybody’s got a price, but I’m priceless’ Amazing catchphrase

Liking the idea of a new heel stable

I predict a Cody Rhodes turn on Holly

[Londoner]

Oh yeah gotta say i loved the jericho/hbk match. I only saw that and the announcement at the end, will watch the replay on thursday.