Sex and the City Movie

[thedamndest]

Out with it, you fuckers. Who among you is man enough to admit you are being dragged to this movie this weekend? Who among you is gay enough to admit you are willingly going to see it with a group of your guy friends? BE HONEST, I KNOW THERE IS AT LEAST ONE OF YOU, AND I WILL FIND YOU.

[ct2k]

No, I'll probs download it or something though...fag

[road doggy dogg]

Thank god me and my gf broke up before I had to see this.
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[thedamndest]

No, I'll probs download it or something though...fag

You are SUCH a Samantha.

[ct2k]

Is Samantha the milf slut who got cancer?

[thedamndest]

I don't know, it's just something I've heard people say. Why do you know THAT much about her? Your penis needs to go spend one half hour inside a vagina like right now as a penalty.

[ct2k]

n*gga iz u 4real

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Not gonna lie, I'm being dragged opening night. :( Pray for me.

[Triple A]

It annoys me so much how hyped up this is being. I heard that everyone is saying it's awful too. They had something in the paper today about some Asian woman who spent like $20,000 or something to come to NY on some special Sex and the City package to see the premiere in NY, and how she was such a huge fan, but she was crushed at how bad the movie was and whatnot. Good.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Triple A gives me hope that I will at least find it as funny that the movie sucks, as said female finds it funny that I'm having to go to this stupid fucking thing in the first place.

[thedamndest]

It's one thing for you to get dragged to a chick flick, but if you've never seen the show before I would imagine this movie would be extra shitty since they will probably assume you will "know" most of the history.

[Crimson]

No way would I let my gf drag me to this shit..just wouldn't happen. I'd get in an argument and let her kick me out before I'd go.

[Savio]

no just no

[OssMan]

I overheard this chick at my local high school talking about how she bought a dress to wear for when she sees this movie.

[Downunder]

No chance, but I'm sure the Mrs will want me to download it for her.

[Champion of Europa]

We have people calling the theater and asking for midnight showings.

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE APPEAL.

[Mr Regal]

I will never see this film, ever.

[Avenger]

Yes, you are all very manly, we get it. lol

[RoXer]

Interesting choice in letting Dee Snyder take the lead role.

[ct2k]

I'm assuming it'll just be like a quadruple header episode or something, ie I can't imagine it'll 'suck' in terms of carrying on what the show was about, but also its clearly not gonna be a masterpiece

[road doggy dogg]

Yes, you are all very manly, we get it. lol

And you're going to see it? Faggot.



Unless you're just trying to tell us we all have SammyG syndrome.
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[DrA]

I made sure to not hook up with any females within the two month proximity that this movie was going to get released on.

[Tornado]

This is the only time i'm glad my g/f is at University, and has friends to go and see this with.

[ct2k]

Girls I know who have bf's are going with their girlfriends, not the bf's so I dunno, I think y'all are doin this ish out of choice.

[Fox]

It's such an inappropriate title for the film: "Sex and the City: The Movie." So cornball.

How about "Whores Talk Too Much"? Or maybe "These Fucking Whores Talk Too Much," as the "These Fucking" really adds another element to the suggested plot.

[Tornado]

Dried Up Horse Faced Bitches Talk About Fucking : The Movie

[road doggy dogg]

The last two posts have made me chuckle. Kudos.
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[RoXer]

I guess RDD doesn't know who Dee Snyder is.

[road doggy dogg]

Some rock musician I don't give two shits about, why?
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[RoXer]

Because my joke was way better than those jokes. Mine was a solid 78/100. Theirs only hovered around a 62.

[Downunder]

RoXer's joke killed me.


seriously

[Triple A]

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