Official ECW Thread (6/17/08): C.M. Punk vs. John Morrison part 39280

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah

[Innovator]

YES

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh and we get to see the midget vs. Abs Estrada

[KingofOldSchool]

Could this be Punk's last ever ECW show?

[KingofOldSchool]

ShowKane in the Great Debate

[Innovator]

We aren't so lucky

[Innovator]

OH WHAT THE FUCK

[KingofOldSchool]

Time to play kick the midget

[Innovator]

Why is the Bastard on ECW?

[The Optimist]

Because God hates you/us.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol did Horny just do Scott Hall's taunt?

[Innovator]

Little Louie Thesz Press

[Innovator]

AHAHAHA, Armando just got squashed by Horny

[KingofOldSchool]

Finlay's got a mean aim with that water gun.

[Innovator]

People of Tazz's height under the ring

[Innovator]

Tazz "eh it's better than where i am" :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

YES! DANCE DANCE DANCE!

[KingofOldSchool]

Lucky Charms needs to hire these two to be their new spokesmen.

[The Optimist]

Estrada took that marble bump like a champ.
I enjoyed the jig that Swog and Finlay did.
With that said, it's sad that Estrada's getting the ass end of this.

[Innovator]

There is money to be made there

[Innovator]

14 point lead for the Celtics

[Innovator]

I really hope Punk leaves ECW, but it makes too much sense

[KingofOldSchool]

Estrada took that marble bump like a champ.
I enjoyed the jig that Swog and Finlay did.
With that said, it's sad that Estrada's getting the ass end of this.

Meh, Estrada was never a full time wrestler to begin with.

[Innovator]

BTW, everyone go watch the Heyman Hustle

[Innovator]

By everyone I mean you two

[Innovator]

It's payback for Armando jobbing out Delaney

[Innovator]

although Delaney didn't need Armando's help jobbing out

[The Optimist]

Meh, Estrada was never a full time wrestler to begin with.Yeah, but there's a very short list of people who deserve to be Swoggled. Coachman was on it, Estrada isn't.

[Innovator]

Kelly squared

[Innovator]

Matt Stroker wrasslin!

[Innovator]

vs.....EVAN BOURNE

[KingofOldSchool]

My name is Matt Striker and I'm YOUR jobber.

[Theo Dious]

I dont watch ECW much... do they always introduce Striker like that???

[Innovator]

I hope they don't mess Bourne up

[Destor]

Good match up

[The Optimist]

Matt Sydal, wooooo!

[Innovator]

WHAT?>!


No more Argyle trunks for Striker

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice neckbreaker

[Innovator]

Trying to get used to calling him Bourne, he's still Sydal

[Innovator]

FLYING KNEEEEEE

[The Optimist]

I don't remember the last time Striker was on ECW.

[Gertner]

wow, sick offence from striker and bourne

[Innovator]

SHOOTING STAR!!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

Take note Brock

[KingofOldSchool]

HAVE MERCY!

[Innovator]

and Kidman

[The Optimist]

Wait. What. Didn't they ban the Shooting Star?

[Gertner]

KNOXOUT!!!

[Innovator]

Beautiful Shooting Star Press

[The Optimist]

Knox needs a finisher that capitalizes on his strength, not just the fact that he can spin around.

[Gertner]

I love Knox's finisher

[Innovator]

A TKO would be good for Knox

[The Optimist]

Kofi, sweet.

[KingofOldSchool]

I HEAR THEM SHELTON

I HEAR THEM BRIAN

[Destor]

Sydal was great

[The Optimist]

I was thinking more of a Cobra Clutch Slam, but that's good too.


"Knox is so mean he doesn't even like himself." - lol

[Innovator]

JAMACIAN ME CRAZAE

[Innovator]

full nelson slam works also

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE KINGSTON IS JAMAICAN ME A LATTE

[The Optimist]

Shelton, very good sir.

[Innovator]

Great double leg by Shelton thurr

[KingofOldSchool]

I swear, each week Knox loses more hair on his scalp which migrates to his beard.

[Innovator]

he'll have a ZZ Top beard soon

[KingofOldSchool]

he'll have a ZZ Top beard soon

Coffee Kingston vs. Mike Knox in a dreads vs. beard match

[Innovator]

This million dollar giveway was worth it for Vince just to leave a message telling someone they lost out

[KingofOldSchool]

The guy should have belted the Russian National Anthem instead ala Nikolai Volkoff

[The Optimist]

I like that I never have to actually watch the product because they'll just review every important thing that happened recently.



And by like I mean hate.

[Innovator]

TOKEN TITTIES

[KingofOldSchool]

Is this bitch the new Maria?

[Innovator]

MIZ THE MIKE

[The Optimist]

Heel turn for Swog.

[Innovator]

CM PUNKERROONIE

[KingofOldSchool]

Miz got knocked the FUCK out

[Innovator]

CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK

[The Optimist]

Hilariously, I've asked people if this match is a joke before.



Funny that the Miz is on the much more serious team. It sure is a slippery slope in WWE.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm rather annoyed by Punk's entrance, I dunno it just cries out JOBBER

[Innovator]

Miz has improved a lot recently

[Innovator]

I'm rather annoyed by Punk's entrance, I dunno it just cries out JOBBER
He needs better music

[Innovator]

or pyro

[Innovator]

or a funky new hat

[Innovator]

ANYTHING

[Innovator]

No way Lakers are coming back

[KingofOldSchool]

He needs a coat, a cowboy hat, and 25 minutes walking down the ramp

[Innovator]

That'd get him over, BUT HE HAS TO STOP TAPING HIS DAMN WRISTS

[KingofOldSchool]

Did you know?

Mike Adamle plays backgammon every Thursday with Betty White and Bea Arthur

[The Optimist]

Punkertaker?
Pundertaker.
CM Taker.
Underpunker.

[Innovator]

John Morrison, only good thing ot come out of Tough Enough

[Innovator]

I love how they're mini hyping this match up

[KingofOldSchool]

Punkertaker?
Pundertaker.
CM Taker.
Underpunker.

C.M. Underpunk

[KingofOldSchool]

Does anyone else see this as a "Last time" deal because of one of them switching brands next week?

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk's going to have taped ribs for the next 4 months.

[Innovator]

good little match thus far

[Innovator]

Punk's ribs have always been injured

[KingofOldSchool]

Doogie Adamle M.D.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk's ribs have always been injured

He went to the DDP School of Rib Safety

[Innovator]

BIG SWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

:lol: Adamle talking about hte core muscles

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk needs to start using the Vyse again.

[Innovator]

I'd mark out for the Uranage/Vise combo again

[KingofOldSchool]

PUNKY WINS

[Innovator]

PUNK WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

HE WINS A MATCH! BUT HE HAS NUCLEAR HEATORZ!!!!?!?!?!

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk should defend his MITB briefcase at NoC

[Theo Dious]

Show was WCW Champion, not WHC.

[Theo Dious]

What the FUCK

[KingofOldSchool]

Show: ...I love you Kane.

Kane: ...I love you too Show.

Henry: ....Hey hey hey guys, where's the love for Miiizzzzaarrkk? Hey hey hey

[Theo Dious]

Oh goodie. Now whoever wins, we get to see the World's Strongest Ass-Odor going after the ECW title. :nono:

[Theo Dious]

Rep to anyone who can get me the clip of the Raw where Jericho asked Henry "did you douse yourself in ass?!"