Official Raw Thread (7-21-08): Regal is no longer suspended...hmmmm...

[KingofOldSchool]

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Preview:Punk's not dead
July 21, 2008


For weeks, Monday Night Raw has been embroiled in a wave of unpredictability that continued through to The Great American Bash, as CM Punk retained his World Heavyweight Championship in a match against Batista.

The title was retained not by a pin or submission, however, but only after a double-disqualification due to outside interference from Kane. This is the second time that the Big Red Monster has attacked the Straightedge Champion outside of an official match — what can Punk expect from the unstable Kane next? And with The Animal’s quest for championship gold thwarted, will Monday night find him directing his fury toward the Big Red Monster?

Also at The Bash, Chris Jericho continued to direct his fury toward Shawn Michaels’ right eye, originally wounded by Y2J on an episode of the Highlight Reel. The contest was called off due to Michaels’ injuries, but not before Jericho did severe damage to HBK’s eye. Y2J emerged later to claim that Michaels’ retina was detached, and that it was a career-ending injury. Will Shawn Michaels be able to recover from this injury like he has so many others, or is Chris Jericho right? Has he truly ended the career of one of sports-entertainment’s greatest performers?

Another punishing match actually took place outside Nassau Coliseum: A NYC Parking Lot Brawl between John Cena and JBL. Recent weeks had seen Cena & Cryme Tyme deface the self-made millionaire’s limo, and JBL attempting to run over the Chain Gang Commander in retaliation. Cena has claimed that the thing between he and the self-proclaimed “wrestling god” isn’t just a match, but war.

A war it must be, as John Cena will again lead Cryme Tyme against JBL and World Tag Team Champions Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase in a rematch of last week's main event. Will this be the decisive battle between Cena and JBL, or will the war heat up between these two and their allies?

For the answers to these questions and more, be sure to tune into Monday Night Raw, live at 9/8 CT, only on USA Network.

[XL]

If someone happens across a working stream, I would hope that they would be so kind as to point me in the direction of said stream.

[rob11]

Try this one if you have sopcast
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[FourFifty]

I will so spank it if Regal comes back tonight.

[Juan]

I hate Pacific Standard Time :mad:

[Xero]

And I bet you'll Miz all over your multi-thousand dollar fortune.

[Innovator]

Well 450 get ready to spank

[Juan]

I have to wait another 4 hours or so and I don't wanna watch the stream cuz it'll probably be of crappy quality. Plus, if I watch now, I'll have nothing to do in 4 hours :(

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Cena and Cryme Tyme vs. JBL, Rhodes, and DiBiase again.....because the feud can't end without Cena recording the clean pin!</font>

[FourFifty]

I have to wait another 4 hours or so and I don't wanna watch the stream cuz it'll probably be of crappy quality. Plus, if I watch now, I'll have nothing to do in 4 hours :(

Try to find a feed, or switch to satellite or direct TV.

[FourFifty]

And I bet you'll Miz all over your multi-thousand dollar fortune.


........I'll MIZ myself?!?!?!?!?
Whelp, only one word can be said about that..... Sig'ed.

[KingofOldSchool]

Heaven forbid the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION actually wrestles in a main event.

[Xero]

What are you talking about? Cena IS in the main event.

Can't you read? :roll:

[Destor]

that advertized match will probably happen at the 9pm mark (central) for the record.

[Ninti the Mad]

I need more Jamie Noble on my tv.

hilarious

[Innovator]

Matt Morgan finally debuted on Gladiators, owned two guys in Joust

[ClockShot]

I thought that was Matt Morgan. Had to do a double take.

[Innovator]

That and the Yankees are up 8-2, little long ball working

[Lock Jaw]

Regal wins the world title tonight.

[ClockShot]

Any locals up at the show tonight?

[Innovator]

At Mohegan Sun? If it was...should have gone

[ClockShot]

Yeah Inno, they're in our backyard tonight. Was thinking about it, but I gave my money to the tribe back in May to the Van Halen concert.

[Innovator]

Eh I don't have money to spend for tickets, put good money down for the Subway Series

If they come to Harbor Yard, I'll make the 5 minute drive

[KingofOldSchool]

I would like to see Kane vs. Batista tonight, only for Punk to come in and take out both men.

However, it'll end up being Kane vs. Batista, Punk comes out but Kane and Batista just swat Punk away and continue on with the match.

[Ninti the Mad]

Punk will tickle them with a dust buster in a pink tutu.

[Innovator]

Punk will pick up dog crap

[NeanderCarl]

Eeeeeeeeeeeeevenin', all.

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk will get thrown in dog crap, then be accused of necrophilia.

[ClockShot]

Evening folks.

[FourFifty]

I hope Beer Money comes to WWE sometime, as long as they don't pull a wildcat and get out of shape before the debut, but I have no idea what their contracts are.

[NeanderCarl]

Why do people always ask for streams during Raw? Is USA Network subscription only or something?

[ClockShot]

This is gonna feel odd without Triple H here at home.

[KingofOldSchool]

Time for Punk to get a lackluster reaction.

[Innovator]

Harris got confused, like Lance said he thought a treadmill was on the violation list

[FourFifty]

Gotta admit, I marked out for the kick to the camera man.

[Innovator]

Batista watching from the truck...ok

[KingofOldSchool]

BATISTA'S BEEN EDITING THE TAPE!

[Innovator]

cmoooon REGAL

[NeanderCarl]

Methinks Batista entered the wrong combination trying to activate Unlimited Title Matches and accidentally triggered Unlimited Three Way Feuds.

[FourFifty]

Why do people always ask for streams during Raw? Is USA Network subscription only or something?

Because unless you have direct tv or something you don't get cable until a few hours later.
God bless direct tv!

[Innovator]

I thought Bats would throw Rey into the truck like a lawndart

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah. Now they cut loose the fireworks this time around!

[Innovator]

Uh god...up up down down left right left right b a start

[KingofOldSchool]

Batista is out to demand another title shot.

[Innovator]

HERE COMES THE TITLE SHOT

[Innovator]

please be Batista vs. Kane and Punk vs. Jericho

[FourFifty]

Sometimes I see Dancin' Dave in his "street" attire, and all I could think is "Wasn't ge on that Queer Eye show?"

[ClockShot]

SAVE.US_TATANKA!

[KingofOldSchool]

Straight from the pit of danger...

[KingofOldSchool]

Cue Regal...

[Innovator]

Batista in charge....ok

[FourFifty]

Dancin' Dave in charge? No, bullshit. Fuck that. Bring out Regal!

[ClockShot]

Get your ass and your controller out of my state!

[Innovator]

AHAHAHA making title shots

[FourFifty]

WE WANT REGAL! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
WE WANT REGAL! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
WE WANT REGAL! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*
WE WANT REGAL! *clap-clap clap-clap-clap*

[Innovator]

Who told Batista the Konami code

[KingofOldSchool]

Are we going to get another 4 way?

[Innovator]

Will someone shut the jiggling tits up

[FourFifty]

Great, Bitchtits wants another title match....

[Innovator]

Enter Jericho...CMON

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL isn't Tony Danza

[NeanderCarl]

JBL has gone to look really old.

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL's body feels like a Big Mac

[Innovator]

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK

[FourFifty]

PUNKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk: HEY REMEMBER ME?!?!?

[FourFifty]

God, I want some pepsi right now.

[Innovator]

King mention...

[ClockShot]

C'mon, Bugs Bunny!

[FourFifty]

..............................................someone put a knife in my head, or bring out Regal........................

[NeanderCarl]

JBL's body feels like a Big Mac

You been feeling up JBL again?

[Innovator]

God another Batista match

[Innovator]

LETS GO PUNK

[FourFifty]

And Dancin' Dave gets another god damn mother fucking title shot..........

[NeanderCarl]

They've blown off the "unpredictable, anything can happen, nobody's in charge" chaos of last week now. How lame was that whole Batista "I'm taking charge and making one match" bollocks?

[Innovator]

I dunno, I have a bad feeling whenever Batista has a title shot

[FourFifty]

...............I MUST HAVE THAT GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

Yoda and Darth Vader in Soul Calibur IV!!!!!!! Not a big fan of the games, but still, great!!!!

[Innovator]

HBCADE!

[ClockShot]

Yo, Cade got some sweet music.

[KingofOldSchool]

Lol what horrible music

[FourFifty]

Wow, Cade looks more like a CAW than CAWdy.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LONDON</font>

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I :heart: Paul London

[Innovator]

LONDON!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL London is getting squashed again,

[Xerzes]

Yay London!

[Jura]

I smell a HBK and London vs Y2J and Cade in the future.

[KingofOldSchool]

Thanks for coming Paul

[Xerzes]

Boo squash.

[Innovator]

I like the Rock Bottom Bomb

[FourFifty]

London is over enough to be pushed to the next level... If Rey can become the WHC, then London NEEDS to be in the IC title scene.

[ClockShot]

Hi Jericho.

[Innovator]

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Poor Paul :(

[Innovator]

GO JERICHO GO!

[FourFifty]

Wow, Jericho looks gay. Not in a bad way, but still, he looks like a homo.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>God I hope London stays at ringside long enough to either jump or help HBK :(

Nah, he'll be gone by the time the commercial comes back</font> :(

[Destor]

God I hope London stays at ringside long enough to either jump or help HBM :(

Nah, he'll be gone by the time the commercial comes back :(Fixed

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho looks like Benoit with that beard.

[FourFifty]

So what's the deal with calling HBK, HBM?

[Innovator]

cause he isn't a kid anymore

[Destor]

To be the man you have to beat the man. He did.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I swear, I really have to give credit to Shawn, this has been like the 6th PPV he's had people on this forum asking rather he is really injured. It's a credit to his selling. He truly is phenominal.

[Destor]

HBM

[KingofOldSchool]

If that was Vader's eye, he would have reattached it and kicked Jericho's ass.

[ClockShot]

Yeah, we know. You're here to save yourself. Move on.

[Destor]

If that was Vader's eye, he would have reattached it and kicked Jericho's ass.
:D

[FourFifty]

Would Vader even take the time to fix his eye?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I love where this feud is going.

[Innovator]

Jericho is awesome

[FourFifty]

....WAS THAT GUY WEARING A POWER RANGER'S SHIRT!?!???!?!?!

[Destor]

I love where this feud is going.
you should change your name

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Would Vader even take the time to fix his eye?

He'd just pop in back into the socket.

[Destor]

Would Vader even take the time to fix his eye?
We have video evidence saying that he would

[HeartBreakMan2k]

you should change your name

lol, I may just do that.

[ClockShot]

Saved? Anybody else see a beam out light anywhere?

[McLegend]

Sick promo

[NeanderCarl]

Jericho's beard is grey. It's sad to see these once young lions of the business age before our eyes.

[KingofOldSchool]

Did Jericho join Age of the Fall?

[Innovator]

fucking amazing promo

[FourFifty]

Santino vs Beth.... that match was fucking gold!

[KingofOldSchool]

Time for another Santino squash.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kelly gets to wrestle this week or will she get interrupted again?

[Innovator]

KELLY KELLY SHAKING LIKE JELLY JELLY

[ClockShot]

Wow. I guess Kelly ain't working the casino floor tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

Ahhh so much for Beth's face turn.

[sugar butt]

i love beth phoenix........

[RP]

Do you think the Divas wash there tights after matches? Like if i went to a live event and rushed the ring, could i possibly smell Kelly Kelly's dirty crotch through her tights?

[FourFifty]

i love beth phoenix........

I SAW HER FIRST!!!!!:rant:

Like, seriously, I would let Beth Phoenix rape me.

[KingofOldSchool]

I want Kelly in that position...

[FourFifty]

....are these people chanting for Kelly Kelly?

[Innovator]

LETS GO PUNK

[KingofOldSchool]

What a shoulder kick!

[Xerzes]

Kelly really needs to stop screaming.

[FourFifty]

Gotta admit, Phoenix is making Kelly look great in the ring.

[ClockShot]

Alright match.

[sugar butt]

that's my woman!

[KingofOldSchool]

I like the pin.

[Innovator]

Awesome pin by Beth

[NeanderCarl]

Can't face anymore of this paint-by-numbers Raw. I'm gonna bed. Laters, y'all.

[Innovator]

6 MAN MANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets go Blackies

[KingofOldSchool]

Kane will cost Batista the match again.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Wow, Kane really did kick the shit out of that camera man. lol

[KingofOldSchool]

6 MAN MANIA!!!!!!!!!!!!

lets go Blackies

I'm pulling for Priceless Bitchtits.

[FourFifty]

Can't face anymore of this paint-by-numbers Raw. I'm gonna bed. Laters, y'all.

:wavesad:

[Innovator]

Fuck it, Kane will interfere

At least let Punk get the pin

[ClockShot]

I knew that.

[KingofOldSchool]

HOOOOOO!

[Xerzes]

This should be hilarious.

[FourFifty]

Vickie does a better "EXCUSE ME!!!" than Hacksaw.

[Innovator]

OH NO HACKSAW....goodbye

[ClockShot]

Alright Hacksaw. More power to ya.

[KingofOldSchool]

SAY IT AIN'T SO HACK?!?!?!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Hoooooooooooooooooooo. Someone some squash the Hacksaw.

[KingofOldSchool]

Duggan is going to join Team Canada

[FourFifty]

This is a game for young men.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd mark if Jerry turns heel and socks Duggan.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Evolution has just passed you by Duggan.

Oh shit, Jerry... so help me if Jerry and Duggan sqaush the new guys like Jerry did The Tazz and The Raven :(

[FourFifty]

Cheap pop, going for the "USA" thing just because they're in the USA :roll:

[ClockShot]

Yep.

[Innovator]

PRICELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESS

[ClockShot]

Olde School vs. Noo Skool

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Fucking hell, Lawler/Duggan vs. Ted/Cody</font> :(

[Innovator]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRN

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL RIMSHOT

[KingofOldSchool]

OHHHH SHIT

[FourFifty]

:rofl: Now that was PRICELESS!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

ooooooooohhhhh

speaking of people with no future...here comes Bitchtits

[Innovator]

JBL, lets start a trend

KEEP YOUR FUCKING SHIRT ON

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Alright guys.... I did it.... *long dramatic pause* for Da Destor (in best Rikishi voice).

[Destor]

nice

[FourFifty]

Fucking hell, Lawler/Duggan vs. Ted/Cody :(

Give it some hope BV. Seriously. It won't be anything breath taking like Londrick vs Sydal and a Sydal clone, but it'll be fun.

[Innovator]

SOOOOOO...Punk is going on later than Cena?

[KingofOldSchool]

SOOOOOO...Punk is going on later than Cena?

They reached an agreement, Punk gets to main event Raw in exchange for tips on how to win over the IWC.

[ClockShot]

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN!

[Innovator]

BROOKLYN BROOKLYN

[KingofOldSchool]

DA WWWWOOOWRRRLD'S STRWONGEEESTT CHAWPIEEEOOOONNN....MMMMMAAAAWWWWKKKK HHHHHEEEEENNNWWWWRRRRAAAYYY!

[FourFifty]

FUCK THAT, COMPTON!!!!

....uh, I mean Brooklyn, Brooklyn!!!!

[ClockShot]

Should have stayed on 95, Cena.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I really do like Cryme Tyme :( It makes me a little sad to admit that. I think they're both very good in the ring at what they do.

[NeanderCarl]

I know I said I was gonna sleep, but.... a thought just struck me. There are NO heel commentators in mainstream US wrestling anymore.

The tradition created and moulded by the likes of Roddy Piper, Jesse Ventura and Bobby Heenan is now officially a lost art.

[Innovator]

I want to see that Million Dollar Drop again

[Innovator]

I think Priceless is giving JBL diet tips for being tag teaming in high profile matches

[Innovator]

all of which JBL isn't following

[HeartBreakMan2k]

This has been awesome old school psycology. I like it. Plus Cody just broke out a gator roll which I'm all for am. wrestling moves being involved in matches.

[KingofOldSchool]

all of which JBL isn't following

No, they are working.

Instead of 5 Big Mac's, JBL is only eating 4 and a half.

[ClockShot]

*yawn*

[ClockShot]

Bullshit.

[sugar butt]

that was decent.....

[KingofOldSchool]

lol CAWdy hops off of Cena

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Cena just fucked the psycology of the match to me by doing the shoulder tackles with his bad arm. :( And the Double FU would have been much cooler if he took them over at the same time.

JTG is still selling the ribs, he's better with psycology than half the roster.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's John Sr. and no Orton around.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I did love the match though.

[ClockShot]

It's John Sr. and no Orton around.

Yeah. No sign of Regal either.

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah good thing Kane isn't looking for Punk...

[Innovator]

KICK CENA SR IN THE HEAD

[KingofOldSchool]

KICK CENA SR IN THE HEAD

And then kick him where is appendix...USE TO BE!

[Innovator]

Jenny is still hot

[KingofOldSchool]

lol at Jim Carrey's facial expressions

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Tim Allen said WWF

[FourFifty]

MICKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

PEANUT BUTTER MICKIE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

MICKIE!

[Innovator]

JAMACIAN ME A MICKIE

[FourFifty]

lol Tim Allen said WWF


10 bucks says he'll be mauled by pandas.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Yeah, Jenny is still very much smokin hot.

[KingofOldSchool]

COFFEE KINGSTON BE JAMAICAN ME A LATTE!

[FourFifty]

KATIE LEA BURCHILL!!!!

[Innovator]

I miss this Kane, minus the Kanearoonie

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[KingofOldSchool]

Katie is actually looking good tonight

[FourFifty]

That was the greatest cross body I have seen without a cage.

[Innovator]

COFFEE!

[Innovator]

.....Mickie on the apron....TITS

[Skippord]

I miss this Kane, minus the Kanearoonie

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Kanearoonie = Ratings

[HeartBreakMan2k]

That was the greatest cross body I have seen without a cage.

You sir, clearly missed the glory that was Shawn Michaels circa 95/96.

I do love Kofi though.

[sugar butt]

kofi and mickie......having some sexy time!

[FourFifty]

Twisted Sister, it's over.

[ClockShot]

Huh. I jump to the Sox game real quick and the match is over.

Bummer.

[FourFifty]

So who is going to beat the hell out of Jamie this week?

[KingofOldSchool]

JAMIE NOBLE!

[ClockShot]

Noble, get a hotel room, a couple drinks, and you're set.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol dumbell flys

[Innovator]

God Batista, NOble was just trying to help you

I mean he said your chest was lagging

[KingofOldSchool]

Noble: Hey Kane, knock knock
Kane: Who's there?
Noble: Kane.
Kane: Kane...whoooo?
Noble: Kane you please go find Batista? He's looking for you...

[Innovator]

I hate these truth commercials

[ClockShot]

Whoa. A corner meth lab.

[McLegend]

Noble is hilarious.

[KYR]

Better late than never. People expect me to work for a living????

AND I MISSED MICKIE!!!!

FoFiddy, I brought a friend for you...



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[Innovator]

PUNK MIC TIME! WIN!

[KingofOldSchool]

PUNK PROMO!

[KingofOldSchool]

Well Bitchtits just ruined the fun.

[FourFifty]

Better late than never. People expect me to work for a living????

AND I MISSED MICKIE!!!!

FoFiddy, I brought a friend for you...



http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h55/e36bimmer87/jack-daniels.jpg

Ah, can't drink tonight. Something about my sister, and her dumbass boyfriend are out, gotta stay on call to pick her up if people start drinking... not cool. More on that later in the casual forum when I finish with that typing that thread.

[Skippord]

Seriously someone teach Jiggletits to say the word Asterisk

[KingofOldSchool]

FOUR WAY FOR THE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TOMORROW NIGHT

[KYR]

So it's not really pronounced AKsterix????

[ClockShot]

There you go, Inno.

[Innovator]

Fuck Jiggletits

[FourFifty]

Yay, this montage from last night, again.

[ClockShot]

WHO CARES! STOP CHEWING UP TIME!

[KingofOldSchool]

SANTINO!

[Innovator]

OMG THAT FAN HAS WRISTTAPE! GET HIM TONY!

[FourFifty]

SANTINO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

Here comes Kane

[Innovator]

DLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

FUCKKKKK!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!

[Xerzes]

ARE YOU DOWN WITH THE BROWN?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Destor]

d-lo

[Lord-Of-Darkness]

DLO!!