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Juan
07-23-2008, 02:46 AM
As reported earlier, World Wrestling Entertainment issued a statement announcing changes to their Wellness Policy Program. They have added new drugs to the list of banned substances in the program, specifically Anti-estrogens. Anti-estrogen drugs such as Anastrozole are used to mask the effects of steroid use such as the growth of breast tissue

So I can see like another 5 to 8 suspensions due to this change.
FourFifty
07-23-2008, 07:43 AM
So what would you rather see- Dancin' Dave gone for 30 days, or keep him away from any title matches for 60 days?
Innovator
07-23-2008, 10:13 AM
5 months into this he'll be suspended twice....so if we weather the storm we all win
Kane Knight
07-23-2008, 10:31 AM
Or he'll have a great rack, and the IWC will stop bitching about him.

Anti-Estrogens were already banned, just not as specifically.
Theo Dious
07-23-2008, 03:00 PM
Well, we already know that Kane and JBL are safe, as they obviously haven't been taking any steps to curb their man-teats.
thedamndest
07-23-2008, 03:05 PM
Hey, JBL wore a shirt at the Great American Bash. Short of wearing an adult-sized John Cena chest plate, that's probably the most effective thing he could have done.
Juan
07-23-2008, 06:01 PM
:lol:
Kane Knight
07-23-2008, 06:53 PM
Well, we already know that Kane and JBL are safe, as they obviously haven't been taking any steps to curb their man-teats.

HELLFIRE AND D-CUPS!
Xero
07-23-2008, 06:58 PM
Too bad Rock didn't know about those.

:shifty:
Theo Dious
07-23-2008, 07:37 PM
Too bad Rock didn't know about those.

:shifty:

Anti-boobie-drugs or D-cups? :shifty::shifty:
Kane Knight
07-23-2008, 07:44 PM
Why'd you change you name to "Tedious," DT?

I mean, I know you're a Triple H fan, but....
KYR
07-23-2008, 07:44 PM
Good thing this wasn't around when Dusty Rhodes was wrestling.
Xero
07-23-2008, 07:45 PM
Anti-boobie-drugs or D-cups? :shifty::shifty:

Either would have sufficed.
Theo Dious
07-23-2008, 09:49 PM
Why'd you change you name to "Tedious," DT?

I mean, I know you're a Triple H fan, but....

You were there.

http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?t=80687

Additionally, you already used this joke. :nono:
Destor
07-23-2008, 10:16 PM
Darth Pidget
Kane Knight
07-23-2008, 10:23 PM
On a board where I have to explain how CM Punk didn't outpop DX weekly, where people need to be reminded monthly that Benoit was on steroids, and where the same four rumours seem to come up every three weeks...

I figured I could recycle safely. Besides, who can resist a shot at the third most boring main eventer on TV?
Shadow
07-24-2008, 12:22 AM
....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
KYR
07-24-2008, 12:55 AM
I've actually thought that TPWW could do with a Wellness Policy at times.
Kane Knight
07-24-2008, 08:19 AM
I've actually thought that TPWW could do with a Wellness Policy at times.

Our wellness policy would be different, though. Requiring anti-psychotic meds to the likes of Noid and Fox.
The Mackem
07-24-2008, 08:44 AM
This better not interfere with my proposed title shot.