What Would Kevin Do?
07-27-2008, 07:54 PM
RESULTS
1) Chris Hero defeats Ruckus with a big boot to the face.
2) Delirious defeats Kenny Omega via submission with the Cobra Stretch. Omega looked "OK. Pretty good actually."
3) Sara Del Rey defeats Jennifer Blake. Daizee Haze runs in after the match to save Blake as Sara was going to try and break her neck.
4) Erick Stevens & Go Shiozaki go to a 15 minute draw. Match was very good. Shiozaki hit a top rope suplex with time expiring but couldn't get the pin. Crowd was probably 95/5 in favor of Shiozaki.
~Crowd is chanting for 5 more minutes. Larry Sweeney says there will be NO more minutes, as Go was only paid for 15. This brings out Lance Storm! Chris Hero follows him out and attack him. Lance and Erick get the better of Chris, Storm and Stevens end up putting Hero and (either Sweeney or Go, couldn't make out which) in simultaneous Canadian Maple Leaves.
5) Bryan Danielson defeats Claudio Castagnoli. This is your brand new MOTY. Without question. Back and forth and back and forth, crowd was rabid for this match. Again, crowd was probaly 95/5 in favor of Dragon, which was odd since so many people were seen in Claudio shirts.
~After the match Dragon gets a mic and puts over Canada. He says these are the kind of fans Ring Of Honor is looking for, and that when they return in November it will be a double shot weekend.
~INTERMISSION~
~Segment straight out of intermission with Rhett Titus, Delirious, and Daizee. Really cute stuff. Ends with Delirious and Haze holding hands. Everybody all together now, "awww!".
6) Naomichi Marufuji defeats Roderick Strong with the Shiranui. Crowd was 50/50 for both guys. Match was about as great as it was anticipated to be.
7) ROH World Championship: Nigel McGuinness defeats Kevin Steen
8)
Aries & The Briscoes over The Age Of The Fall after a Jay Driller on Tyler Black.
Apparently during the match, Jimmy was trying to get Necro to nail Aries with a chair, and vice versa.. Necro eventually threw down the chair and left.
Sat Night.
RESULTS
Preshow
1) Ernie Osiris, Kyle Durden & Alex Payne defeat Rocky Fontaine, Ninja White & Ninja Yellow. Ninjas went Mark Briscoe on Osiris and Payne's asses. Kung Fu double teams. Crowd was really hot for this, chanting "Go ninja go!"
2) D-Ray 3000 defeats Shane Hollister in a glorified squash. Yet, a very entertaining squash. Ray got "Fear The Fro" chants. Ray was working really stiff.
~Place is totally packed. People are standing everywhere because there is no where left to sit.
Main Show
~ROH returns to Detroit January 30th.
~Age Of The Fall are out to open the show. Jimmy Jacobs and his red bangs & mohawk says that the Age of the Fall have all the power, and with that they refuse to defend the belts tonight on PPV. Briscoes hit the ring and clean house. Age of the Fall try to bail but Aries attacks them!
1) Jay & Mark Briscoe squash Mitch Franklin to defeat he & Silas Young with the Doomsday Device. Silas and the Briscoes were over like mad .... Mitch not so much.
2) Erick Stevens defeats Ruckus, Delirious, & Shane Hagadorn with a Doctor Bomb on Hagadorn. Ruckus and Delirious were very over.
~Aries is out with a mic. He calls out Jimmy Jacobs and Jimmy Jacobs alone. He's attacked by Tyler Black and Mischif. Jimmy then does come out and attacks Aries with a large HOOK! A large portion of the locker room come out to break it up. In the midst of this, Steen gets a mic and demands a title shot for he and El Generico. Jacobs says Steen has to earn it. Steen challenges Jimmy but gets attacked by Necro.
3) Kevin Steen defeats Necro Butcher in an awesome brawl with a Package Piledriver.
4) ROH World Championship: Nigel McGuinness defeats Claudio Castagnoli with a Rebound Lariat to retain the gold in a match that was described as much better than their Hammerstein encounter. Crowd was really letting Nigel have it. "You're a ****er" chants from one section, and "McLariat" chants from another. Nigel sends a message to Dragon yet again using his "I have till 5" in the corner. Nigel busted out the Skull F*** in Detroit to chants of "you're not Shelley". His response was "I'm the best damn wrestler in the world." Nigel retains via Rebound Lariat.
~INTERMISSION~
~Long intermission tonight. Lance Storm STILL has a huge line of people for him and Bushwacker Luke appears quite drunk. Fun night!
5) Silas Young pulling double duty tonight defeats Kenny Omega with a moonsault. Omega looked awesome and the match was very good. Both men got a standing ovation and Omega got the "please come back" treatment.
6) Roderick Strong & Naomichi Marufuji defeat Chris Hero & Go Shiozaki when Strong pins Hero. Prior to the match, Sweeney offers Marufuji a spot in SNS Inc. Marufuji shoots Sweeney the finger! SNS Inc. attempts to bail, but they're cut off by Lance Storm! Hmm, think he might be over? He puts over ROH big time, and says that tonight he is the special ringside enforcer to keep Sweeney in line!
Fuji was over like god, Strong looked kinda sloppy. Crowd popped more for the chops than anything.
After the match Storm raises Strong's hand only to get jumped from behind. Storm locks Sweeney in the Canadian Maple Leaf. He's blasted from behind by Hero. Sweeney cuts a short promo and leaves. Storm gets a standing ovation and "one more match" chants as he gets back up.
7) Bryan Danielson defeats Tyler Black. Crowd was red hot before the match even begins. Tyler is made aware that his head is in fact in danger of being f***ing kicked in. Dragon is bending and twisting Black up Jack Evans style! Crowd lets Dragon know that he's a sick f*** for doing such a thing! Tyler Black hurls Dragon in to the corner with a powerbomb so strong that the ring breaks! Dragon kicked out from that, a superkick, and a Small Package Driver! Fans are on their feet for the final 5 minutes. Dragon traps Tyler and finishes him with the elbows. Fans are going nuts for this. MOTY chants. "Their best encounter yet."
~Aries has jumped Jimmy Jacobs and they are beating the hell out of each other. Think Strong/Stevens from Supercard. The brawl has now headed in to the crowd! Aries is now bleeding. They've taken the fight to the autograph table! A twenty foot ladder is now being brought in to play. They've fought to the top of the ladder. Fans are chanting "PLEASE DON'T DIE!" Necro is out with a chair! Both Aries and Jacobs are telling him to hit the other with it. Necro throws down the chair in frustration and bolts! All of a sudden, Necro returns and shoves the ladder over sending BOTH men down through two tables! Necro turns back around and shoves the ladder over sending BOTH of them through two tables. Necro says that he doesn't need either of them, and walks away leaving them in a pile of broken tables.
8) HONOR RUMBLE! 15 Men In All Will Be Entered
Entrants, in order: were Bobby Dempsey, Kyle Durden, Jay Briscoe, Erick Stevens, Claudio Castagnoli, Ernie Osiris, Necro Butcher, Bushwhacker Luke Williams, Mark Briscoe, Ruckus, Rhett Titus, Sara del Rey, Alex Payne, Delirious, ROH champ Nigel McGuinness.
Elimination, in order: Durden by Jay Briscoe, Williams by Necro, Necro eliminated by Briscoes, Mark Briscoe eliminated by Ruckus, Dempsey by everyone, Jay Briscoe by Nigel, del Rey by Stevens, Osiris by Delirious, Delirious, Stevens, Titus by Delirious, Payne by Nigel, Nigel by Ruckus.
Winner eliminating Nigel last (who came in saying he'd prevent anyone from challenging him in Manassas): RUCKUS
1) Chris Hero defeats Ruckus with a big boot to the face.
2) Delirious defeats Kenny Omega via submission with the Cobra Stretch. Omega looked "OK. Pretty good actually."
3) Sara Del Rey defeats Jennifer Blake. Daizee Haze runs in after the match to save Blake as Sara was going to try and break her neck.
4) Erick Stevens & Go Shiozaki go to a 15 minute draw. Match was very good. Shiozaki hit a top rope suplex with time expiring but couldn't get the pin. Crowd was probably 95/5 in favor of Shiozaki.
~Crowd is chanting for 5 more minutes. Larry Sweeney says there will be NO more minutes, as Go was only paid for 15. This brings out Lance Storm! Chris Hero follows him out and attack him. Lance and Erick get the better of Chris, Storm and Stevens end up putting Hero and (either Sweeney or Go, couldn't make out which) in simultaneous Canadian Maple Leaves.
5) Bryan Danielson defeats Claudio Castagnoli. This is your brand new MOTY. Without question. Back and forth and back and forth, crowd was rabid for this match. Again, crowd was probaly 95/5 in favor of Dragon, which was odd since so many people were seen in Claudio shirts.
~After the match Dragon gets a mic and puts over Canada. He says these are the kind of fans Ring Of Honor is looking for, and that when they return in November it will be a double shot weekend.
~INTERMISSION~
~Segment straight out of intermission with Rhett Titus, Delirious, and Daizee. Really cute stuff. Ends with Delirious and Haze holding hands. Everybody all together now, "awww!".
6) Naomichi Marufuji defeats Roderick Strong with the Shiranui. Crowd was 50/50 for both guys. Match was about as great as it was anticipated to be.
7) ROH World Championship: Nigel McGuinness defeats Kevin Steen
8)
Aries & The Briscoes over The Age Of The Fall after a Jay Driller on Tyler Black.
Apparently during the match, Jimmy was trying to get Necro to nail Aries with a chair, and vice versa.. Necro eventually threw down the chair and left.
Sat Night.
RESULTS
Preshow
1) Ernie Osiris, Kyle Durden & Alex Payne defeat Rocky Fontaine, Ninja White & Ninja Yellow. Ninjas went Mark Briscoe on Osiris and Payne's asses. Kung Fu double teams. Crowd was really hot for this, chanting "Go ninja go!"
2) D-Ray 3000 defeats Shane Hollister in a glorified squash. Yet, a very entertaining squash. Ray got "Fear The Fro" chants. Ray was working really stiff.
~Place is totally packed. People are standing everywhere because there is no where left to sit.
Main Show
~ROH returns to Detroit January 30th.
~Age Of The Fall are out to open the show. Jimmy Jacobs and his red bangs & mohawk says that the Age of the Fall have all the power, and with that they refuse to defend the belts tonight on PPV. Briscoes hit the ring and clean house. Age of the Fall try to bail but Aries attacks them!
1) Jay & Mark Briscoe squash Mitch Franklin to defeat he & Silas Young with the Doomsday Device. Silas and the Briscoes were over like mad .... Mitch not so much.
2) Erick Stevens defeats Ruckus, Delirious, & Shane Hagadorn with a Doctor Bomb on Hagadorn. Ruckus and Delirious were very over.
~Aries is out with a mic. He calls out Jimmy Jacobs and Jimmy Jacobs alone. He's attacked by Tyler Black and Mischif. Jimmy then does come out and attacks Aries with a large HOOK! A large portion of the locker room come out to break it up. In the midst of this, Steen gets a mic and demands a title shot for he and El Generico. Jacobs says Steen has to earn it. Steen challenges Jimmy but gets attacked by Necro.
3) Kevin Steen defeats Necro Butcher in an awesome brawl with a Package Piledriver.
4) ROH World Championship: Nigel McGuinness defeats Claudio Castagnoli with a Rebound Lariat to retain the gold in a match that was described as much better than their Hammerstein encounter. Crowd was really letting Nigel have it. "You're a ****er" chants from one section, and "McLariat" chants from another. Nigel sends a message to Dragon yet again using his "I have till 5" in the corner. Nigel busted out the Skull F*** in Detroit to chants of "you're not Shelley". His response was "I'm the best damn wrestler in the world." Nigel retains via Rebound Lariat.
~INTERMISSION~
~Long intermission tonight. Lance Storm STILL has a huge line of people for him and Bushwacker Luke appears quite drunk. Fun night!
5) Silas Young pulling double duty tonight defeats Kenny Omega with a moonsault. Omega looked awesome and the match was very good. Both men got a standing ovation and Omega got the "please come back" treatment.
6) Roderick Strong & Naomichi Marufuji defeat Chris Hero & Go Shiozaki when Strong pins Hero. Prior to the match, Sweeney offers Marufuji a spot in SNS Inc. Marufuji shoots Sweeney the finger! SNS Inc. attempts to bail, but they're cut off by Lance Storm! Hmm, think he might be over? He puts over ROH big time, and says that tonight he is the special ringside enforcer to keep Sweeney in line!
Fuji was over like god, Strong looked kinda sloppy. Crowd popped more for the chops than anything.
After the match Storm raises Strong's hand only to get jumped from behind. Storm locks Sweeney in the Canadian Maple Leaf. He's blasted from behind by Hero. Sweeney cuts a short promo and leaves. Storm gets a standing ovation and "one more match" chants as he gets back up.
7) Bryan Danielson defeats Tyler Black. Crowd was red hot before the match even begins. Tyler is made aware that his head is in fact in danger of being f***ing kicked in. Dragon is bending and twisting Black up Jack Evans style! Crowd lets Dragon know that he's a sick f*** for doing such a thing! Tyler Black hurls Dragon in to the corner with a powerbomb so strong that the ring breaks! Dragon kicked out from that, a superkick, and a Small Package Driver! Fans are on their feet for the final 5 minutes. Dragon traps Tyler and finishes him with the elbows. Fans are going nuts for this. MOTY chants. "Their best encounter yet."
~Aries has jumped Jimmy Jacobs and they are beating the hell out of each other. Think Strong/Stevens from Supercard. The brawl has now headed in to the crowd! Aries is now bleeding. They've taken the fight to the autograph table! A twenty foot ladder is now being brought in to play. They've fought to the top of the ladder. Fans are chanting "PLEASE DON'T DIE!" Necro is out with a chair! Both Aries and Jacobs are telling him to hit the other with it. Necro throws down the chair in frustration and bolts! All of a sudden, Necro returns and shoves the ladder over sending BOTH men down through two tables! Necro turns back around and shoves the ladder over sending BOTH of them through two tables. Necro says that he doesn't need either of them, and walks away leaving them in a pile of broken tables.
8) HONOR RUMBLE! 15 Men In All Will Be Entered
Entrants, in order: were Bobby Dempsey, Kyle Durden, Jay Briscoe, Erick Stevens, Claudio Castagnoli, Ernie Osiris, Necro Butcher, Bushwhacker Luke Williams, Mark Briscoe, Ruckus, Rhett Titus, Sara del Rey, Alex Payne, Delirious, ROH champ Nigel McGuinness.
Elimination, in order: Durden by Jay Briscoe, Williams by Necro, Necro eliminated by Briscoes, Mark Briscoe eliminated by Ruckus, Dempsey by everyone, Jay Briscoe by Nigel, del Rey by Stevens, Osiris by Delirious, Delirious, Stevens, Titus by Delirious, Payne by Nigel, Nigel by Ruckus.
Winner eliminating Nigel last (who came in saying he'd prevent anyone from challenging him in Manassas): RUCKUS