Jeff Hardy Breaks His Neck

[Tazz Dan]

Haven't seen this posted anywhere elese, if so :-\

From Rajah:

Jeff Hardy reportedly suffered a broken neck at Tuesday night's SmackDown/ECW taping. He was scheduled to do an autograph signing at a Best Buy in Rockford, Illinois yesterday, but Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase replaced him. Hardy was also advertised for last night's house show in Rockford, but did not appear. WWE.com is still advertising the Jeff Hardy vs. MVP match for tomorrow night's SummerSlam pay-per-view.

[Ruien]

MVP may win a match against a legit wrestler one on one!

[Kane Knight]

Would anyone be shocked if it was true? He's been dodging that bullet for years.

[Tazz Dan]

Would anyone be shocked if it was true? He's been dodging that bullet for years.

Yeah, it's probably been a long time coming.

End's of a shit 2008 for him though. Given a lot of the crap that has happened is his own fault, nobody deserves to get hurt.

And I'm sure I can here Shadow crying in the distance somewhere... :kiss:

[Xero]

Haven't seen this anywhere reputable. Would have been a MAJOR story by now.

[Xero]

Though it wouldn't shock me if it did/does eventually happen.

[Juan]

I'll be the first to say, I REALLY hope this news isn't true.

[TerranRich]

I'll be the second to say, I REALLY hope this news isn't true.

[thedamndest]

Gonna have to adjust tipsters.

[Indifferent Clox]

Gonna have to adjust tipsters.

The damndest: FUCK! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, THIS IS GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHING!

MVP: You really wanted to see me face jeff and see his main event push huh? I'm sure you feel bad about his well being as well

Damndest: No this is gonna fuck up The People's wrestling website's TIPSTERS program, nigga

MVP: :|:wtf::mad:

[Crimson]

Even if it's true, i'm sure Vince will force him out there with neckbrace and all and when MVP kills him, he'll break out with 'well the show had to go on' speech on RAW.

[Afterlife]

His vertebrae are trying to out-work Orton's collarbone. :roll:

[thedamndest]

I've decided to hold off on adjusting tipsters until more sources report this.

[Indifferent Clox]

Well for tipster's sake let's hope he pulls a kurt angle and fucking wrestles anyway.

[TerranRich]

Jeff Hardy: Yeah, I went out there and smoked a joint... with a broken freakin' neck!

[Xero]

Jeff: Duuuuude... You ever have one of those days where your neck, like, snaps, and you like, see stars and shit? Trippy.

[Shadow]

Wouldn't surprise me if he had.

He's an idiot after all.

[Shadow]

Well the morons that feed our news feed are reporting it. Not sure if its true or not. I hope it's not.

[Bad Company]

Hope he's alright if this is true. Would be a big loss to the industry if he never wrestled again.

[El Fangel]

I am honestly surprised he survived this long.

[Shadow]

So's he.

[Londoner]

So is this confirmed? I don't trust rajah.

[Shadow]

Well Ryan Clark and Matt Boone are reporting it....maybe?

[El Fangel]

Well Ryan Clark and Matt Boone are reporting it....maybe?

...

[Shadow]

I checked the Obsever just to be sure. They're saying that he didn't suffer a broken neck but rather had some fluid around his elbow that wouldn't drain well. If he had broken his neck, I doubt he'd still be wrestling on Sunday. He's stupid but the WWE won't let anyone, cept Kurt Angle, wrestle with a broken neck.

[RaginRonic]

Boy...Jeff really knows how to fuck it all up, doesn't he? =P

[Lux]

Ronic, please do everyone a favor and drop dead

[MCEazy]

This sounds like some grade A bullshit to me

[RaginRonic]

Ronic, please do everyone a favor and drop dead

Umm...lemme see..nah...don't want nor need to. :) For that would be incredibly boring. I think I'll stay and drive you and all here up the wall for a while...watch you all lose it on each other. Now that's more fun than a Cena promo any day! :D

[Juan]

Ronic, I think what my friend Lux meant was SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Lux]

Umm...lemme see..nah...don't want nor need to. :) For that would be incredibly boring. I think I'll stay and drive you and all here up the wall for a while...watch you all lose it on each other. Now that's more fun than a Cena promo any day! :D I doubt you'll drive anyway crazy, i believe most people just think you're an idiot
Ronic, I think what my friend Lux meant was SHUT THE FUCK UP.

:love:

[Shadow]

Boy...Jeff really knows how to fuck it all up, doesn't he? =P

And you're point being?

[Mooияakeя™]

So what? Angle won Olympic Gold with a broken fricken neck.

[Kane Knight]

Boy...Jeff really knows how to fuck it all up, doesn't he? =P

I know people are going to continue to get butthurt about this, but seriously. After all the Benoit jokes, who has any right to get their panties in a wad joking about a guy whose career revolves around nearly killing himself for a paycheck? Not to mention, the guy who's been put over by the Undertaker, pushed into the main event, and blown almost every instance.

I'm not wishing death or injury on Jeff, but COME ON, PEOPLE.

[Innovator]

I'm calling shenanigans to this, until the PWInsider guys or Meltzer report it

[Kane Knight]

This sounds like some grade A bullshit to me

This is grade C at best. Grade C is either a fairly obvious lie, or one which is slightly believable, but unlikely. Examples: I promise I'll pull out, Noid's "I'm not completely retarded" argument.

Grade B is a much more obvious lie, such as Clox's attention whoring, Destor's...Everything, and the Flat Earth conspiracy. This is usually the level of "smark facts," to boot, be it "Benoit didn't do no drugs!" "Triple H is a Draw," or "Kane Knight is a really masculine Fellow." What? :shifty:

Grade A is pure bullshit, usually without so much as a nugget (pardon the pun) of truth. Examples include anything Hulk Hogan says, Vince pretending to be one of the guys, about eighty percent of political statements, and TerranRich's famous line, "Of course I'll still love you once you've hit puberty."

[thedamndest]

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[Blue Demon]

I am honestly surprised he survived this long.

So's he.

:D

[thedamndest]

I also hope Hardy is okay, but I also find that song catchy.

[Kane Knight]

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LOL. Welcome to the minstrel show.

[James Steele]

Kane Knight, Triple H is a draw.

[DaveWadding]

This is grade C at best. Grade C is either a fairly obvious lie, or one which is slightly believable, but unlikely. Examples: I promise I'll pull out, Noid's "I'm not completely retarded" argument.

Grade B is a much more obvious lie, such as Clox's attention whoring, Destor's...Everything, and the Flat Earth conspiracy. This is usually the level of "smark facts," to boot, be it "Benoit didn't do no drugs!" "Triple H is a Draw," or "Kane Knight is a really masculine Fellow." What? :shifty:

Grade A is pure bullshit, usually without so much as a nugget (pardon the pun) of truth. Examples include anything Hulk Hogan says, Vince pretending to be one of the guys, about eighty percent of political statements, and TerranRich's famous line, "Of course I'll still love you once you've hit puberty."

NUGGET NUGGET NUGGET NUGGET NUGGET

[JT]

<strong>From Rajah.com:</strong>

- Regarding Jeff Hardy's apparent neck injury, the employees at the Best Buy store were saying for some reason that Jeff Hardy had suffered a neck injury, which is why he wasn't there for his scheduled autograph signing. Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase ended up taking his place. It doesn't appear that he has a neck injury, but he does however have an elbow injury. He came to Tuesday's SmackDown/ECW taping with fluid in his elbow that wouldn't drain well, and was pulled off the weekend house shows as a result. Cait sent in the following... Just thought I'd pass along the information that over on the hardyshow.com message board the topic of Jeff Hardy's "broken neck" came up. Tamran who is a reliable source of Hardy information said the following "not true....jeff is injured, he's having some elbow issues that's why he was pulled off things this weekend. so he can be at the PPV on sunday."


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So for those who changed tipsters, I would be kicking yourselves right now.

[Rob]

That was on the Observer site days ago.

[Lux]

I did not do tipsters however i think if Thed jumped the gun and changed his, he's FUUUCKKKED :p

[Xero]

So the lesson is, don't listen to shit sites like Rajah or Boone's Buddies and wait for the reputable sources to have it.

You know, the sites who don't get their news from random bums off the street.

[thedamndest]

I would HARDLY call employees of Best Buy bums off the street.

[Xero]

I would.

[Lux]

I would HARDLY call employees of Best Buy bums off the street.

Did you work at best buy once?

[thedamndest]

HA! I wish!

[Innovator]

He's looking good for someone with a broken neck right now

[Lux]

Nice hair for a broken neck

[Innovator]

but it was on rajah, IT HAS TO BE TRUE

[Lux]

Innovator has a point, it must be a clone of Hardy in the ring, HE HAD TO WRESTLE TONIGHT

[CSL]

Yeah, doing some seriously impressive nodding during his entrance. What a pro

[Lux]

I liked the long stare, pure gold

[Kane Knight]

Kane Knight, Triple H is a draw.

Ahhh, fanboy denial.

[Xero]

CM Punk outpopped DX

:shifty:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kane Knight, Triple H is a draw.

Actually, I think it has been proven that he isn't.

[Afterlife]

CM Punk outpopped DX

:shifty:

Please Do Not Feed The Noid.

[TerranRich]

Yeah, because Noid was the only person that thought that.

[Londoner]

Once again Rajah proves its full of shit.

[Xero]

Do people really take Rajah as a credible source?

I mean, come on. It's just Matt Boone minus Retard.

[TerranRich]

MINUS Retard? That's generous.

[Xero]

Rajah is more Autistic than full-blown retard.

[TerranRich]

I would say Tourette's mixed in with a dash of Down's (spewing whatever they hear as news, and being retarded about it).

[Afterlife]

Yeah, because Noid was the only person that thought that.

Noid was the only one who thought it that much. :p

[Destor]

H is a draw. He isn't an all time great draw, but the guy draws.

[Destor]

Same as HBM or Hart.