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Xero
08-21-2008, 03:54 PM
I hear there's talk of WWE hiring about five new tag teams from ROH and the indies to reform a proper tag division.

What have you heard about in the world of professional wrestling?

Afterlife
08-21-2008, 04:03 PM
I heard Vince doesn't like tag wrestling.

Juan
08-21-2008, 04:04 PM
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Boondock Saint
08-21-2008, 04:09 PM
I heard Sid is close to being signed to WWE...and TNA wants to do a New Blood/Millionaire's Club angle.

Destor
08-21-2008, 04:14 PM
I heard the WWE is gonna fire all their hosses and replace them with Bryan Danielson.

GD
08-21-2008, 04:17 PM
I heard Kurt wants to open a dairy where he can sell big glasses of milks and give away free viagras.

Mooияakeя™
08-21-2008, 05:03 PM
Fucking liar.

Seriously, you didn't hear. You read it.

Mercury Bullet
08-21-2008, 06:24 PM
I heard Sid shit his pants.

Mercury Bullet
08-21-2008, 06:24 PM
...and Kurt Angle had a BROKEN FREAKIN' NECK!!!!

Tazz Dan
08-21-2008, 07:08 PM
I heard that Kevin Nash and Scott Hall are jumping to WCW

Xero
08-21-2008, 07:13 PM
I've heard that Lex Luger was seen near the site of tonight's debut of Nitro. WTF?

Mr. Nerfect
08-21-2008, 07:29 PM
That ROH rumor is interesting. I'd like to see the WWE snatch up a lot of talent from ROH, obviously. Come on, Brent Albright.

But seriously, Chris Hero & Claudio Castagnoli, The Briscoes, Jimmy Jacobs & Tyler Black, Kevin Steen & El Generico and Roderick Strong & Austin Aries as tag teams in the WWE is an idea too good to be true.

KingofOldSchool
08-21-2008, 07:58 PM
I heard Virgil is 2 Legit 2 Quit.

Halbowsky
08-21-2008, 08:02 PM
I heard that tonight is the greatest night in the history of this sport

Mooияakeя™
08-21-2008, 08:03 PM
I head Batista doesn't do 'roids.

Afterlife
08-21-2008, 08:09 PM
I heard things. [/De Niro]

FourFifty
08-21-2008, 09:29 PM
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I want to respond with that song Rumors by that Lohan chick, but I respect all of you way too much (even Clox) for that.

Juan
08-21-2008, 09:32 PM
Club Nouveau > that Lohan chick

ron the dial
08-21-2008, 09:39 PM
i heard that this was the best three way hardway dance i've ever seen.

TerranRich
08-22-2008, 01:33 AM
I heard it through the grapevine... not much longer would you be mine.

Indifferent Clox
08-22-2008, 01:55 AM
I heard that Val Venis, the Bashams, Paul London, and Stevie Richards (he's making a comeback) are forming a stable called "A-noid" because they are annoyed at the fact they have been held back.

Fox
08-22-2008, 02:39 AM
I heard that Matt Hardy can slam a tornado and dry up a sea, yeah.

Afterlife
08-22-2008, 02:54 AM
All that, but he can't break glass. Makes ya think, eh?

Tazz Dan
08-22-2008, 03:18 AM
I also once heard that William Regal is a real mans man.

FourFifty
08-22-2008, 03:44 AM
I heard CM Punk out popped Chuck Norris.

Tazz Dan
08-22-2008, 03:52 AM
I heard CM Punk out popped Chuck Norris.

:roll:

What else would you expect. I also heard he out popped God in heaven. :shifty:

Indifferent Clox
08-22-2008, 04:00 AM
Bob, you have a lot of well-wishers here tonight, and a lot of them would like to throw you down one. A well. They want to murder you in a well. Seems a little harsh, but apparently they want to murder you in a well, it says here on this card.

Tazz Dan
08-22-2008, 04:02 AM
Clox, WTF??

Indifferent Clox
08-22-2008, 04:05 AM
It contains a rumor. That many people want to throw Bob Sagat, Commissioner of Chikara, down a well.

I do not see what is wrong with my statement, it contains both a wrestling reference and a rumor and is that not what this thread is about?

to restate:

Rumor Stated: many people (well wishers) want to throw Bob Sagat down a well.

Wrestling figure or concept Presented: Bob Sagat Commissioner of Chikara

Indifferent Clox
08-22-2008, 04:05 AM
:|

Rob
08-22-2008, 04:40 AM
I heard they gave Morishima try outs because they wanted someone in the Awesome Kong role in the Divas division. Then they realised Morishima is a dude. Dave Batista apparently knows all there is to know about the crying game now too.

GD
08-22-2008, 06:48 AM
I heard that the wwe divas have to reveal their boobs during the drug test.

Theo Dious
08-22-2008, 08:55 AM
I heard they gave Morishima try outs because they wanted someone in the Awesome Kong role in the Divas division. Then they realised Morishima is a dude.

And oddly enough, that's not stopping them...

Afterlife
08-22-2008, 10:01 AM
I heard pidgets hate boots.

TerranRich
08-22-2008, 09:31 PM
This thread has devolved into ANARCHY!

Innovator
08-22-2008, 09:36 PM
I heard Jim Hurd and Ric Flair don't like each other, man I hope Flair jumps to the WWF

Good Ol JG
08-22-2008, 10:33 PM
I heard the Ultimate Warrior died...again

TerranRich
08-23-2008, 12:03 AM
I heard Undertaker is being played by a different guy. And I also heard you can see Kane unmasked! He was a dentist! And the fake Diesel! I are teh smart!

TerranRich
08-23-2008, 12:04 AM
Bob, you have a lot of well-wishers here tonight, and a lot of them would like to throw you down one. A well. They want to murder you in a well. Seems a little harsh, but apparently they want to murder you in a well, it says here on this card.

I just watched the Roast tonight and when I heard that line from Norm McDonald, I was like... WTF? For a split second I thought he read TPWW. LOL

Xero
08-23-2008, 12:05 AM
I heard Undertaker is being played by a different guy. And I also heard you can see Kane unmasked! He was a dentist! And the fake Diesel! I are teh smart!

Lies!

KingofOldSchool
08-23-2008, 12:35 AM
I heard Elijah Burke doesn't want us to waste his time, unfortunately WWE Creative never got the memo. And when he tried to stop them, he got lost.

Vastardikai
08-23-2008, 09:26 PM
I heard that the "Hug Weight" that was off of Ashley's shoulders was actually her bookbag, which was filled by Randy Orton's...

Shit, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Anybody Thrilla
08-23-2008, 09:35 PM
I heard Virgil is 2 Legit 2 Quit.

So let the games begin.

thedamndest
08-23-2008, 09:37 PM
These rumors are all either things that happened several years ago, things that are not true, or things that I don't get. Please close this thread.

TerranRich
08-24-2008, 12:05 PM
Play along or GTFO. :foc:

Gertner
08-24-2008, 04:53 PM
I heard that Mr. America is Hulk Hogan and that Rellik spelled backwards is killer

The MAC
08-24-2008, 05:01 PM
I heard that wrestling is fake.

Good Ol JG
08-24-2008, 05:07 PM
I heard that Sean O'Haire was in a cage of some sort...and Stevie Richards is invisible.

Super V
08-24-2008, 06:58 PM
I hear loopydate is joining TNA

Juan
08-24-2008, 07:05 PM
I heard you can't see John Cena.

Rob
08-24-2008, 07:39 PM
This thread is dead.

Super V
08-24-2008, 09:29 PM
Randy Couture signed with WWE.

Xero
08-24-2008, 09:41 PM
Bret Hart's gonna be at WrestleMania.

KYR
08-24-2008, 11:28 PM
Randy Savage and Vince got together for a beer last week.

You'll never believe who was seen at Titan Towers this morning <<click here (http://no_I_do_not_miss_that_total_tool_Matt_Boone.com)>> shocking!!!!

Gertner
08-25-2008, 12:45 PM
This thread is dead.

I heard this thread is not dead.

Good Ol JG
08-25-2008, 02:12 PM
I heard this thread is not dead.

I heard this thread will not die...and neither will Matt Hardy

BigDaddyCool
08-25-2008, 02:19 PM
I heard that HHH is going to TNA.

Xero
08-25-2008, 02:22 PM
I heard The Undertaker has no balls.

thedamndest
08-25-2008, 02:23 PM
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KingofOldSchool
08-25-2008, 06:40 PM
I still remember...

Indifferent Clox
08-25-2008, 06:57 PM
I heard John Cena is the undertaker's son, only he doesn't know it yet :O

parkmania
08-25-2008, 07:44 PM
I heard that wrestling is fake.

IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!

Ruien
08-25-2008, 08:25 PM
I heard Macho Man is going to join the NWO.

Mr. Nerfect
08-27-2008, 10:58 AM
Seriously, I heard that Doug Basham was at one stage (or might still be) banging Gail Kim. For all the shit you give me for liking the guy, at least admit that is a fucking great thing to do.

Mr. Nerfect
08-27-2008, 10:58 AM
Also, I heard Paul London got to bang Mickie James.

KYR
08-27-2008, 07:30 PM
I heard that Bret screwed Bret.

Rob
08-27-2008, 08:26 PM
Seriously, I heard that Doug Basham was at one stage (or might still be) banging Gail Kim. For all the shit you give me for liking the guy, at least admit that is a fucking great thing to do.

He was with her for like 3 years.