View Full Version : TNA Presents: MADNESS REIGNS
09-03-2008, 01:11 PM
Pyro Blasts and the Crowd goes wild
BBQ: Welcome to TNAs first PPV under the direction of Paul Carrington
VC: Paul wanted to let everyone know that TNA no longer stands for "The Nobodies Association" but "The NEW Administration"
BBQ: Our first match, a submission special is about to get under way....
YOU’RE THE BEST!
NO ONE’S EVER GONNA KEEP YOU DOWN!
BBQ: I guess TRO is not showing up
THE END IS HERE
Damien comes out to a chorus of boos
THE SOBER SUBMISSION MACHINE!
Sober Joe gets a big pop and he makes his way to the ring…
Damien gives Sober a kick to his head. Sober seems wobbly but takes Damien down with a kneeled spinebuster and lands rights and even one left. Damien escapes with a thumb to the eye and lands a right whips him against the ropes and hits a back elbow. Both wrestlers show off there technical skills for several minutes which is kinda a record for Joe. after a chop block from damien Joe woobles on one foot and joe trys to make him tap from an ankle lock but to no avail joe is so drunk on life he's feeling no pain. Damien gets up and lays boots to him and goes to up to the second rope.
HE GOES FOR A MOONSAULT!
Joe Locks in a rear naked choke!
It looks like Damien is is done for!
The ref raise his hand once......
Wait! Joe seems to have fallen asleep due to excitement!
Damien is quite shocked!
Damien: I am quite shocked!
Damien quickly puts Sober into head scissors. the ref raises his hand
Three times Damians wins
Damien signals a belt around his waist, VBX maybe?
Damien leaves the ring while fans boo and shit, BBQ reminds fans that MADNESS REIGNS is brought to you by Joe the crack dealer
"You want crack? Joes got your back"
I DON'T CURRRRRRRRR
Paul makes his way down to the ring wearing some kind of title.
Paul: As you just saw my protoge' Damien just won a grueling submission special match. I am quite proud of him however I would not say a VBX title riegn is in his future no.....No I talked to him earlier and we decided the VBX title was best left on DE for now. Which brings me to this next match a match for the long forgotten vacant Vbulletion Title between a mystery opponent and the badmouth bobby-
Bobby Climbs into the ring
VC: So we have a VBX and a VB title now?
BBQ: Looks so
Ladies and Gentlemen, I-
Paul hits Booby with a clothes line
Paul: YOUR MYSTERY OPPONENT IS ME!
Paul starts choking bobby.
Bobby wrestles out and puts him in to a hammer lock, throws him against the ropes and hits him with a back drop then runs over and hits a leg drop. paul holds his throat and rolls out of the ring, bobby chases after him and paul bashes his head on to the announce table and starts choking him with his T-shirt.
Bobby grabs pauls leg and hits a dragon screw on him. Then re-enters the ring.
Bobby Stomps Paul as he enters the ring and controls the match for a few minutes until paul whips him against the ropes and hits a running shoulder block, he picks Bobby up only to get Drop Kicked
Paul falls against the ropes bounces back in to....
Tony Chumel (bobbys replacement): WINNER OF THE VACANT VB TITLE Bob-
09-03-2008, 01:25 PM
YOU'VE JUST BEEN THUNDER STRUCK
#1 contendership Street Fight: MVP vs Thunder
The match Starts and Thunder and MVP start wailing on each other thunder gains the advantage and whips MVP against the ropes but MVP holds on. Thunder Clotheslines him over. Thunder steps out but MVP picks him up runs runs him back first into the steps Thunder is hurting MVP bashes him into the ring mat......he goes for it again but thunder blocks and whips MVP shoulder first into the ring post
VC: These guys are destroying each other.
Thunder grabs MVP but MVP thumbs him in the eye and leg sweeps him. MVP pulls the padding off the fans barrier, he took to much time though Thunder hits hit from behind with a german suplex Thunder picks up MVP and goes to slam his head on the barrier MVP blocks....MVP blocks again elbows Thunder in the stomache and slams his head against the fan barrier. MVP throws Thunder back into the ring. he then stomps him and pick him up thunder reverses into a hip toss...and then another hip toss. (the match has a technical exchange for about 10 minutes which is quite uncommon for a street fight)
MVP hits a Lionsault
MVP goes to pick Thunder up but....
Thunder gets MVP in to an ankle lock......
MVP starts crawling to the ropes.....
MVP grabs hold of the rope, but thunder doesn't have to break the hold. Thunder trys to pull him off the rope but MVP is hugging them for dear life. Thunder gets fed up and starts laying boots to MVP then he goes out of the ring and grabs a micro phone. and gets back in the ring.
Thunder: TAP you mother fucker!
Thunder waits for MVP to get back up and hits him with a vicious shot from the microphone.....he lines him up again.....BOOM another shot from the mic. Thunder goes to set up for the THUNDERSTRUCK MVP but MVP reaches in to his pants and.........
Quick roll up by MVP
Fans are livid!
both men rest in the ring a bit, Thunder gets the spray washed out while, MVP walks to the back with a smirk on his face.
Thunder sits up while MVP is at the top and has the mic
Thunder: This isn't OVER!
Thunder walks angrily to the back While the refs put the padding back on the rail. One ref even does a micro phone check to see if it still works....good news fans it does!
THE M-RATED MEGASTAR
Follow me into the CULT OF PERSONALITY!!!!!
Fans: INNO INNO INNO!
ANY Thing Goes match for the World Championship: Madman vs Innovator (c)
The match starts off with innovator laying rights on Madman.
DE comes out from the back
So Does paul
Paul sits down by "Spanish" outsider to do some Spanish commentary
Outsider: Que Pasa Senor paul?
Paul: ey me gusta amigo outsider. Me con amigo DE are going to attack Innovator in cinco minutos....this is an anything goes match. Innovator will never defeat The Empire.
Meanwhile back in the ring
Madman hits a vicious DDT on Inno and starts laying boots on him he then starts to choke him which is completely legal. Innofights out of it get madman in a sleeper hold but quickly switches it into a bull dog
Inno starts laying rights again and then his own Suplex and then another one....and then another one!
Outsider: TRES AMIGOS!
Paul: :mad: Mi tambian bien tres pantelones el senor Danny Electric! con mi pollo en la mesas un chico Innovator!
*Paul and DE enter the ring*
DE however enters in with a ladder and hits Inno with it. Paul decides to grab a chair.
DE and Madman hold up Innovator.
But Innovator gets DE in the way of the chair laying DE out. Inno quickly hits a somoan drop on Madman over the top rope.
Paul Scoop slams Innovator and goes up to the top rope.
BBQ: is he gonna hit the brain damage from up there!?
Paul jumps but Inno moves out of the way paul clutches his ankle....Inno reacts quickly pulls hand cuffs out of his tights and punches paul with them.
He then locks paul to the ropes with them. Paul is shocked.
Inno throws DE out of the ring But mad man comes from behind back drops innovator on to the ladder.
Madman then starts to cominate the match for 5 minutes until Innovator hits a low blow and starts to work on Madmans ankle. Meanwhile DE is being helpped to the back by some refs it looks like he got injured somehow.
Back in the ring paul while still hand cuffed to the ropes grabs innovator from behind in a weak headlock. Madman takes advantage of this distraction and spears them both.
While inno is down madman gets a sick smile on his face.
Goes under the ring and pulls out a table and some lighter fluid.......He lights the table on fire
Madman goes back into the ring as inno starts to get back up. Runs and spears him through the ropes and
Through the table.
Both men are kinda knocked out............
Madman goes fore the cover
Madman is shocked He crawls into the ring and climbs up the ladder.
He is about to jump off but inno crawls into the ring. Madman climbs down the ladder and starts punching Innovator however inno locks one of his punches and nails the
He then gets on the Mic.
Madman I knew your were dumb but wow I didn't know you were this dumb......You wanted to make this an anything thing goes match? Well there you go you have it......And since this is an anything goes match if any of you fans are fed up with Madman and the way he acts I invite you all to the ring to destroy this peice of trash, after all......anything goes.
Fans storm the ring and stomp madman
Fans then start fighting each other in the stands and outside. Madman is picked apart Inno picks him up in the middle of the riot.
Inno Celbrates in the middle of the riot. While the police clear them from the ring.
Innovator: The Empire is OVER!
MVP unlocks paul and they stand over Inno and the broken down Madman.
MVP: Over? No its just begun.
09-03-2008, 01:36 PM
Submission Special: Damien def Joe by Head scissors
Bobby Beamer def Paul Carrington by Pin fall
Street Fight: MVP def Thunder to become the #1 contender
ANYTHIGN GOES: Innovator def Madman to retain his Title
09-03-2008, 01:47 PM
Solid Paul, I liked the riot
09-03-2008, 08:52 PM
Tag Team: Thunder/Innovator vs MVP/TRO
Bobby Beamer vs Damien (Non-title)
Sober Joe vs DE (If DE no shows he is suspended)
09-05-2008, 03:40 PM
--morning Tee Enn AAAAaaaaay!
It's your FAY-vrit host, "Badmouth" Bobby Beamer, and boy, oh, boy, Radioland -- do I have some news for you! Right here, locked up nice and tight in this very case, is the VBulletin title that I won at Badness Reigns!
Thing is, as my Loyal LIsteners will know...The VB title is about one letter shy of what I was goin' for. I said, loud and clear, that I would take the VBX title from Danny Electric, and if he tried to run, well...I'd come get 'im.
And run he did! And before I knew it, I was under attack -- by the new guy. First day on the job, and he thinks he can just roll right over me. Well, I hate to break it to ya, Paully Boy, but it looks like your little master plan caught some serious Dead Air.
But then came the revelation: Danny Electric was actually at the show! He was just hiding in the back, waiting to join is hooligan friends in attacking a single man, 4 on 1. Well, a grand huzzah to Innovator, for givin' those goons what for-- and a big, big "shame on you" to the new boss for orchestrating such foul play.
Now, the way I see it, between Innovator and I, Paully Boy's had some sense knocked into him. That being said, I expect my VBX title shot against Danny Electric, and I expect it soon.
This waste of time match with Damien Luce? Please. Do we really want to give him another loss to whine about? I, for one, don't wanna hear it.
You see this, Danny? This is not just a championship title on lockdown, it's a symbol. It symbolizes the fact that you were right to run away, because otherwise, it'd be your title locked up for safe keeping, instead of the one your boss brought back to save your ass. Your days as a weasly, slithering puke may be infinite, Danny Electric; but your days as VBX Champion... are numbered.
This is "Badmouth" Bobby Beamer--Signing off.
The Ravishing One
09-06-2008, 02:19 PM
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HERE HE COMES!!!
Who's this then????
NCW's OWN MR TOWEL!!!
TRO: Oh dear!!
TRO: Not today sunshine.
**TRO grabs the mic**
TRO: You don't just come in TNA and face TRO!! What did i say about me fighting only worthy people. People that mean something in this business??? People from yesteryear who can work!!
TRO: To be honest towel man, ive got better things to do than fight you.
TRO: Excuse me, where did you get that booty????
TRO: Looks like i may not be the only ravishing person in this room.
TRO: You look easier than Splaya's mum.
TRO: What?! i think getting you in bed is easier than promoing in NCW.
TRO: But before we go let me take care of business...
**Lady thinks to herself** did that last line about NCW make sense???
TRO: See you cant just walk in here and face TRO. Im a legend you deserve to be fighting for that VBX title. NOT my NCW title.
TRO: Your real opponent BIG JOHN
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**TOWEL GUY FAINTS!!!???!!!**
BIG JOHN: WHAT THE FUCK????
BJ: Is this guy for real??????
**BIG JOHN gets scared and runs away!!**
BJ: OH NO!!!!!
Back from Magaluf. DE promo on the way. But gotta sleep NOW!
The Ravishing One
09-09-2008, 05:16 PM
*** Backstage at the TNA arena ***
TRO: Ah ha....yep.....yep.....brilliant..... :yes:
TRO: Savior, you will not regret this!!!
TRO: No i have no idea where the Naitch has gone.....
TRO: OK gotta go...
TRO: YES!! Just like back in the day!!
TRO: Yours truly is once again main eventing baby!!
Lady: For your NCW title????
TRO: No way!! TRO is in a tag team match with his long term enemy MVP. But im all about the main event i can forget about our differences.
TRO: Tonight it's all about TRO officially being back!
TRO: I'm gonna prove to the world im better than all the past NCW champions. Icon, Corky, Naitch and LPD!!!
**TRO pulls a scary face just for the LPD name drop**
TRO: TNA get ready, TRO returns to the big time. Watch him continue his legacy TONIGHT!!
So as the Naitch would say....
I'll follow up TRO's words of wisdom with a promo of my own in the next couple days.
09-11-2008, 12:08 AM
Danny: Yet another booker trying to screw with the Midcard Messiah. If I don't show up, I'm suspended? That's bullshit, and you kno-
Joe: SHUT YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH!
Joe: 'CAUSE THE SOBER SUBMISSION MACHINE IS IN DA HOUSE!
Danny: Screw you, I'm-
Danny: You're disgusti-
Danny: You do that once more, and I swear I'll-
Danny: Now you're really startin' to pi-
Danny: STOP IT!
Danny: Thank you. Finally some respec-
Joe: LISTEN TO ME YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Joe: I AM SOBER! DO YOU HEAR ME?!
Joe: AND WHEN A SOBER SUBMISSION MACHINE GETS THIRSTY...
Joe: TURKEY-FUCKERS LIKE YOU... JUST MIGHT GET DRANK!
09-11-2008, 10:06 AM
REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH
Maaaaaaaaaaaadman, you wanted Madness to Reign, well it did. Once you get done healing up after the Innovites got done with you, we can continue the dance
Now onto RAW, You see after I defended belty...my old friend Parsons decided to make a statement. MVP if you wanted a shot all you have to do is ask. We've been up and down this road before, but last time we faced each other I won my first TNA World Title
Since then I've become the ACE and the man. You've been retired, 65% of the fans don't even know who you are.
MVP you're stepping back into the fight that you cannot win. TRO you're gonna learn what it's like to step into the ring with someone can shows up....and my partner Thunder...well just this week I won't interrupt your promos, if you promo.
MVP...TRO...welcome back to the Terrordome
09-11-2008, 10:16 AM
:lol: wtf is wrong with her?
09-11-2008, 10:23 AM
Didn't see that, that's fucking great
09-11-2008, 10:39 AM
Paul: Mr. Beamer first of all I am not no new guy.....read a history book I've been around since day 1 secondly You should be grateful you got the the VBulletin title instead of that "24/7" VBX title. See my company is about prestige and something that my predecesor knew nothing about....logical descisions. You see DE is getting over a stomache virus so I was not going to make him compete since he was not 100%. I'm sure you would want a glorious win and not a fluke reign. One of my other logical decisions will be to get the TNA title off of Innovator and put it on MVP. I have no bad intentions against Innovator, but he does not equal ratings....He's also a good friend of nowhereman and I dislike nowhereman, shit class is about to start.
ummm Let me wrap this up, when Innovator loses his title it will right the last wrong the OLD administration made....It will be the final blow that will end "The Nobodies" glorious run of dominance which is why I am calling this next PPV "Final Blow".....pun intended.
*Back at class*
Paul: alright so assets + liabilities = stock holders equity? what is this shit?
09-11-2008, 11:52 AM
liabilities plus equity
The Ravishing One
09-11-2008, 01:38 PM
Savior i think you should change to Vince or Regal pictures. Although Vince would be better.
09-11-2008, 01:51 PM
can't i'm stubborn
The Ravishing One
09-11-2008, 01:53 PM
But the amount of awesome pictures you'll have access to would be a gold mine.
09-12-2008, 03:45 PM
are you guys waitng for me to say when I will post the show to promo?
Where is this Beamer guy?
Well, shouldn't he be here? He's an announcer right?
Yeah but we're commentators.
And the difference is?
Well, it's our job to call the action during the matches and to keep the audience up to dat ewith happenings duuring the show. The announcer simply introduces the contestants before the matches and names the winner afterwards. Our job is much, much more diffi...
Hey Gas Bag, shut the hell up, The Mid Card Messiah has made his return.
So you boys and girls wanna know where I've been?
I was killed by the Jews on a giant cross whilst wearing a crown of thorns. I was laid to rest and have risen again to take my seat along side my father in the Heavens.
THAT WAS THE OTHER MESSIAH JERK OFF!
So it was. "Mr Entertainment" Danny Electric has been spreading his oats across the different fields of the media.
I was away filming a feature film in which I was the lead role.
IT WENT STRAIGHT TO DVD ASSHOLE!
I was also featured in my very own documentary.
"I :heart: THE 80's" ISN'T ABOUT YOU DICKWEED!
Right, I've had it with this guy. One of two things needs to happen. Either this rotund, jelly-bellied, bog-eyed, sasquatch-looking failure of a human life is removed from the building or he steps up and faces the "Mid Card Messiah" in this ring!
Well...what's it gonna be Numb Nuts?
I'll be quite.
Good! And now on to more important matters. As VBX Champ I welcome all challengers and have therefore asked our wonderful owner to make the match.
Your VBX Champion - "The Mid Card Messiah", "Mr Entertainment" Danny Electric and the man that his been running his mouth all month long - "Bad Breath" Bobby Beamer.
BUT "Foghorn Leghorn" I have a counter offer for you...how about we put BOTH the VBX and the VBulletin Titles on the line?
I am King of the Mid Card. I am "The Mid Card Messiah". And kiddo...I want all of the Mid Card gold to prove it!
09-12-2008, 10:59 PM
AND NOW... A SPECIAL TRIBUTE...
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THE BEST WILL RETURN...
09-13-2008, 01:53 AM
I interrupt these promos for an important message!
Danny, Danny, Danny, Danny Danny, Danny, Danny....
Let me make sure I understand this: You ran away when it came time for my first title shot, and now that I've got a different title, you want mine on the line?
Son, I hate to break it to ya, but... that... doesn't make any sense.
Even a mere henchman such as yourself must realise: For your devious schemes to commence, they must look like legitimate practice. Running away when I challenge you and then asking for a shot at my gold...I...I mean, it really doesn't make any sense.
But you know what doooes make sense? You and me, one on one, VBX title. That's what my Loyal Listeners paid to see, and that is what they deserve to get.
But, since you wanna haggle, here's what I'm willing to do: You and me, man to swab -- you're the swab -- for the VBX title. I win, I get the belt I should alrteady have; you win, you not only retain your title, but then-- and only then -- I will grant your request.
I've been around a lot longer than you seem to think, Danny. Hell, I've been here since Day 1. Paully Boy seems to have forgotten me, but, then again, he's been gone for a while, so who knows what he's done to his memory? After a two-year absence...
...Not only are you, once again, The New Guy, but you sometimes forget the old co-workers.
Point is, I'm not as green and naive as you assume. I've seen how you work, I've watched you cheat your way in and out of everything. And I'm not the kinda guy to give you what you want just to placate my own pride.
You want two titles, Danny?! Tough. You're actually gonna have to earn this one, Fear Puddle.
I offer you, here and now, the ON-ly offer you'll get: Your title...against a shot at mine.
Now back to your regularly scheduled Promos.
The Ravishing One
09-13-2008, 10:42 AM
are you guys waitng for me to say when I will post the show to promo?
Is that what you want Bobby? You want to walk out here as the VBX Champion?
Let it be known that Danny Electric runs from no man. The "The Mid Card Messiah" hides from no challenge.
Now...I'm pretty sure that this has been well publicised by "The Powers That Be" here in TNA that the VBX Title has been - and for all I know still is - competed under 24/7 Rules.
That means that ANYONE - and that includes you Bobbo - can challenge for the belt ANYTIME, ANYWHERE. I haven't run from anyone. Quite the opposite. Since I beat MVP for this belt I have received ZERO challenges.
Beamer if I'd have been informed of your challenge you could bet your bottom dollar that I would have been stood in this ring waiting for you. Waiting to entertain the masses as only "Mr Entertainment" can.
As it stands I was NOT informed of your challenge. Now, you can put that down to a change of administration.
Or, perhaps, it's just a case of the boss not taking your challenge seriously. I could have been contacted by cellphone, by e-mail, by carrier pidgeon, hell, I even carry a pager for those of you stuck in the 80's.
But the call never came. I was never informed by management that someone wanted to "test" my talents. But - now that I've returned - I can hear you loud and clear. Hell, you speak so loud even Elvis can hear you.
"Badmouth" I'll take your offer. But know this...someday soon you will have to utter the words...
YOUR winner...the reigning VBX Champion AND NEW VBulletin Champion..."THE MID CARD MESSIAH" DANNY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLECTRIC!
09-14-2008, 12:52 AM
Promo up probably tomorrow. I gotta get a clean win one of these days right? lol
09-14-2008, 03:33 AM
The End Is Here
Damian: Haha, what are you mortals going to do? Keep booing me all you want. You foolish herd of sheep
Damian: Not to interrupt your glorious fantasy you have enveloped yourself in Danny, but you are going to have a small problem in that coming true. For you to become VB Champion, you will have to remove that title from around my waist after I take it from that...that...lost soul Bobby Beamer.
Damian: For you dont realize Bobby, that the clock is ticking away at your time spend holding that title, and if you had any amount of pride in yourself, you would put that title on the line on Raw Is Groovy, but alas you dont have that pride, and I shall wait for the right time to remove what is precious to you.
Damian: This is a rather mundane task in my master plan, for after that I will have to secure the VBX title from Danny, and after he sees what I will do to Beamer, I dont see that frightened little sheep putting his title up for grabs anytime soon.
Damian: I dont think either of you estimate correctly the challenges you have set forth for yourself either. Neither of you are willing to quit, Danny "The Midcard Messiah" Electric, and "Bad Mouth" Bobby Beamer... Beamer. I see you tearing each other apart over this, and when your both beaten, and bloodied, I the opportunist, will swoop in like an eagle on his unsuspecting prey.
Damian: I have been through hell on my way here, I danced with the devil, I looked him in the eyes, and I walked away unscathed. You two are no match, So I have a proposition for you both, and I am sure my good friend Mr. Carrington will gladly agree as this is a brilliant idea, to which neither of you have ever been subjected.
Damian: How about at the upcoming PPV next month, we have a 3 way match, with both titles on the line. First Fall takes the title of choice, second fall is decided while the winner of the first fall is confined for 5 mins while the remaining two duke it out over the second title, but wait there is more, the person in the match that ends up without a title, will not be able to challenge for either title until it changes hands or the next PPV after that arrives whichever comes first.
What say you?
Do either of you have what it takes?
09-14-2008, 06:31 AM
So, the guy that I booted in the face during my first appearance on Raw -- the guy who was at the pay-per-view at which our first match was supposed to take place -- didn't know about the match. And the guy whose claim to fame is, appearantly, bleeding says he wants a shot at both of our titles for basically no reason whatsoever.
Man -- I knew I'd be popular!
But seriously, I've been getting calls the last few days, asking me what I think about Damien's match idea. Well, I'm going on record right now, so listen up, Radioland: I think it might be the dumbest thing in the history of wrestling, ever, times nine.
Why would you make a triple threat for two titles in the first place, and why would you make the titles separate pinfalls? The point of putting two titles in a match is to win them both. And why put three guys in a match, with two possible victories, and make the first winner take a time out? That's basically punishing him for winning!
It's clear to me, as I'm sure most people, that Mr. Luce the Fourth is simply trying to horn his way into my match with Danny. A match, I might add, that I was guaranteed upon my arrival and have yet to receive.
So, Damien, as far as I'm concerned, you can go ahead and lose our match this week, and then butt the hell out. And Danny...
How can I say this?
You've made a good choice in facing me, title vs. title shot. But now comes the true test: can you do it? Not "can you beat me", but "can you even show up?" Does Danny Electric have the intestinal fortitude to face an opponent one on one, no cronies, no weapons?
Personally? I don't know. But I'm leaning toward "not a chance".
Either way, come Raw, this waste of time with Damien will be put to rest, as it were, and then it's on to the match that ends with the phrase....
"Ladies and gentlemen, your faaaaaaayvrit host and new Vee Bee Eeeeeeeeeks CHAM-pion... "Badmouth" Bobby Beamer!"
09-14-2008, 11:46 AM
iight I'm going to post the show wednesday (If I knew you guys were waiting I woulda said something sooner
Not all of us have been waiting!
09-14-2008, 02:10 PM
Seriously, Danny/Badmouth/Damien been rockin' the casbah, here.
09-14-2008, 10:04 PM
C-Fed Universe Online catches up with LC at the Jets/Patriots NFL Game today
Reporter (walking rapidly with LC): LC...LC, quck word. Have you kept up with c-fedding and will we see you back in any one of the promotions soon
LC: Listen, how many times do I have to say it? I've always carefully picked my opportunities to strike in the past. And it's simple as that. (smiles)
LC: Oh and yea, I keep up with the shows. I read the online results at TPWW.net
09-14-2008, 11:35 PM
FROM THE FLAMES OF MADNESS WILL RISE A PHOENIX...
THE WAR FOR SOULS SHALL BE LAUNCHED...
THE ULTIMATE DREAM WILL BE REALIZED AGAIN...
THE CASUALTIES SHALL BE GREAT...
THE SUFFERING WILL BE GREAT...
ONE MAN WILL CAUSE THIS HELL...
ONE MAN WILL SURVIVE THIS HELL...
ONE MAN WILL THRIVE IN THIS HELL...
The Ravishing One
09-15-2008, 03:53 PM
Oh dear. Time for a draft.
09-15-2008, 11:39 PM
This wednesdays raw will be shorter seeing as though I have about an hour to write it.
09-16-2008, 12:27 AM
Not saying you would want my help, but if you would like I would help write a match or two for you if you want. Give me the winners, and how the match is to end and I could write it up for you, saving you some time.
09-16-2008, 06:05 AM
Damian: Bobby Beamer, You seem to not understand me, I am not looking for a free shot at your titles, I am not looking for the first shoot at that fool, Danny Electric, what I am looking for is...
Damian: ...A Challenge. You see since I have arrived here, I have yet to have a match against anyone who has posed a significant challenge to me. The way I see it, is that to unify the VB and the VBX Titles, is to beat you and Danny Boy so badly that after I take that first fall, and that first title, I can wait 5 mins before I come back to beat you two down again, and lay claim to that second title
Damian: You ask why both titles have to be won in seperate pins? I ask why you think you cant? Are you doubting yourself now? Are you thinking this task may be impossible for a man such as yourself? Well Bobby, Its not too hard of a task
Damian: FOR ME! I will lay waste to you and Danny, I will make those two pins, and I will walk out, as both the VBulletin and VBulletinXtreme Champion, and after my time holding these titles, Be it Inno, Madman, or Thunder, that World Championship will be mine also.
Damian: But back to the task at hand, This monday I have a match against you Bobby, a non-title match, if you thought you had any edge, any at all, perhaps that title would be up for grabs, but ill say this much, I would rather take it from you in the same night that I steal the VBX title from your grasp.
Damian: You see Bobby, You have nothing on me, you know in a straight up, one on one fair fight, you would not be able to keep me down, I admire your ambition, for I would seek to take down Goliath as well, but your David you have your sling, but your without a stone to cast. No matter what you do, I will not stay down, Armys will decend, and I will stomp on them like the pests they are.
Damian: So before I go Bobby, I want to remind you of one, just one thing.
and thats you will not walk out, the VB Champion, I promise you that.
Damian: and that is what will be written, according to The Crimson Angel.
09-16-2008, 10:27 AM
sure hope Cornrad gets a promo in. No titles will be defended, as for this VB/VBX title situation, you will find out on raw.
I'm also impressed with the three of you in that picture. Probably will have the PPV right after this raw
Because I am an idiot, I thought the forum was broken for like 4 days when I logged in and I got to some weird linux page. Didn't realize I should just click the link to the individual forums. So I didn't get a promo in but I will have one tonight on the fly.
The Ravishing One
09-16-2008, 05:11 PM
Ah that old chestnut.
This isn't 2006 TRO we're dealing with is it??? You're supposed to be on my team on this upcoming show. I want a blinder of a promo from you mister or else we lose. And i for one am not losing to them two turds that think they can run with the elite c-fedders.
So in closing, If we lose because of your lack of promo'ing TRO will push you down a flight of stairs.
I'll make it easier for you -> (TNA show + awesome TRO promo) - lack of MVP appearance = Lost the main event.
The Ravishing One
09-16-2008, 05:12 PM
Oh logged off have we???
I suggest you turn that little light back on (next to your rep box) and give us a showstopping promo.
Fans boo as they hear the familiar music over the speakers
The #1 contender does not receive a warm reception from the crowd
Fan: You dropped the ball you joke!!
For some reason there was a luau in the ring beforehand...
MVP looks like a million bucks even though just about everyone else is pissed
MVP: It's good to know you all missed me in my absence. I decided to go to Amsterdam to celebrating becoming #1 contender for the World title. Things got a little hazy over there, and let's just say I now have a tattoo on my ass that says "BUBBA".
It only took a few matches of sheer brilliance for me to earn my shot at the title. Once the strap is around my waist, TNA and C-Fedding will be bigger than it's ever been before...all thanks to me and only me...the true Savior of TNA.
Even kids know bullshit when they hear it
MVP: Innovator and I have a long history. I beat his ass once, and he let a lucky win slip by me the next time. Most C-Fedding experts know that I was the technical genius of the match, and I should have won purely on skill. I carried his ass through the prime of TNA. It's no coincidence that I was the World Champion when TNA was at its pinnacle.
TRO is my partner on RAW. Though I don't agree with Paul's choice since he and I don't have a great history together, I feel like he's got the right attitude and the hutzpah to team with me and toss Innovator and Thunder around like the pathetic excuses for superstars they are.
Innovator, it's time for you to play with the big boys. I don't think you have what it takes to be at my level, and we all know Thunder hasn't managed to defeat me. This match on RAW should be a real quick 1 2 3 for yours truly and TRO. And that's all I have to say about that.
MVP grabs a leftover apple from the party and takes off (it's probably laced with something).
57% of the fans thought MVP died in a plane crash because he was missing so long.
09-16-2008, 08:47 PM
Did MVP miss the last two years when he was gone, Geez where was he living under Bubba?
MVP left when I wiped the floor with him back at Heat Stroke. Inno got ahold of belty and hasn't looked back. I ascended higher than I already was. I didn't even think it was possible. When I lost belty the first time, I lost the title of champion and became a ..... legend
Quiet baby, daddy's talking
Now after being the legend and once again being TNA World Champion., the Ace has become the man. MVP is in for a very harsh wake up when we get in that 4 sided dance floor
But on RAW, he'll just get a taste of reality when he and TRO face off against the man and some other dude, if Thunder shows up that'll be great, if not....I'll still go through those two.
09-16-2008, 08:54 PM
holy shit, classic vintage old school TNA is back. You know what this means...
09-16-2008, 10:26 PM
Alright Cornrad you are about to lose the push you were going to get
09-16-2008, 11:16 PM
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I HAVE BEEN TO THE TOP...
I WAS LEFT DEAD ON THE BOTTOM...
I BEGAN TO SHOW REMORSE...
I BEGAN TO DOUBT MY OWN BELIEFS...
MY SOUL LED TO MY DOWNFALL..
I PRAYED TO GOD FOR FORGIVENESS...
INSTEAD OF LIGHT SHINING DOWN UPON A REMORSEFUL SOUL...
THE DARKNESS OF HATE CONSUMED ME FROM WITHIN...
MY APPEAL TO GOD MADE ME BECOME A WEAK, PATHETIC FOOL..
THEN I REMEMBERED WHY I AM WHO I AM...
I AM MY OWN GOD...
I WALK THROUGH HELL WITH PURPOSE...
I WALK THROUGH HELL LIKE I CONTROL IT...
BECAUSE I DO...
I AM THE KING OF HELL...
I BRING THE ARMIES OF HELL WHEREVER I GO...
MANY HAVE FALLEN TO THE WRATH OF THE ANGRY KING...
SOON, MORE WILL BOW BEFORE HIM THAN EVER BEFORE...
EVERY KNEE WILL BOW...
EVERY TONGUE CONFESS...
I NEED NO GOD...
FOR I CONTROL THIS WORLD...
I CONTROL THE FATES OF MEN...
I AM THE FINAL JUDGE OF SOULS...
PREPARE FOR REBIRTH...
PREPARE FOR THE ERA IN WHICH...
ALL HAIL THE KING!
09-17-2008, 08:33 AM
show was sussposed to go up this morning but curryman couldn't write the last match, I will finish the show later tonight
Danny, this war of words with "Badm...
That's right skunkpits! You know what kids? I actually like this Beamer guy. YES he has a big mouth. YES his look may well be straight outta the 80s - but I like the 80s, WHAM! were a great band!
He reminds me a little of myself...only without the charisma, minus the looks, take away the inring prowess. The guy has one thing right though...
Damian Luce has no right being anywhere near either the VBulletin Title or the VBX Championship. That jerkoff had the title...he lost it to Scott Baio!
Scott "Fucking" Baio to be exact! And did he go win it back? Did he jack! He went out to the ring, poured his heart out and played the "It's my ball, I'm going home" when things didn't go his way.
Listen up - that ring is made for men! Men like "MISTER Entertainment". Men like "The Mid Card Messiah".
I hope to God that "Bad Breath" wipes you off the face of the planet and sends you back to "the heavens" cos I for one am sick to death of hearing you whine.
That might not be SHOCKING...but it's the damn truth!
09-17-2008, 02:54 PM
Apologies everyone, The match was going to be the first I would have writeen, but it was really really late, and TRO didnt have a gallery that I could find, so I didnt have time to write it. :(
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