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Indifferent Clox
09-13-2008, 09:24 PM
WWE has this article up about how various superstars have secret talents,





http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:DcYHCdJZKVXwwM:http://www.cherryflava.com/photos/uncategorized/bigshowmug1.jpg
big show works on cars (a talent he may have learned in jail)

JTG is amazing at chess
http://media.tumblr.com/EgMhC5rZm8k70xsx4xZvCTQN_500.jpg
(not pictured: JTG)


Mark Henry writes "wonderful" poetry
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/5803/mhdu1.jpg

here's an example:
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VUq6KCx7AKE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VUq6KCx7AKE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

and cm punk plays saxaphone



But the only image I could find was one of him playing electric guitar
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc139/rad_39/Chewbacca.gif
El Fangel
09-13-2008, 09:29 PM
... Dude, seriously, the chewbacca thing is getting old.
Champion of Europa
09-13-2008, 09:58 PM
Still driving that godammn Chewbacca joke into the goddamn ground.
Indifferent Clox
09-13-2008, 10:33 PM
the mark henry thing is pretty funny too.

Hey Conan has run on jokes, why can't I?
Champion of Europa
09-13-2008, 10:41 PM
Because you aren't funny.
El Fangel
09-13-2008, 10:43 PM
Have to agree clox, if the joke was funny, we would laugh. Not to say Conan is very funny, but at least some things are humorous

Protip: NO ONE WATCHES VIDEOS MAN!
Lock Jaw
09-13-2008, 10:43 PM
The CM Punk/Chewbacca thing doesn't even make sense. Run on jokes at least need to be understandable.
Xero
09-13-2008, 10:48 PM
Take it from the master of the shitty run-on joke: Don't push it in threads dedicated to it. Sprinkle it around in other threads. Maybe someone happens to mention that Punk will be on ECW on SciFi. There's your chance.

If it's in context, it works. If it's completely out of the blue in a throw-away thread, it works. But don't force it.

Yes, I've made this an art form. Most people hate my running jokes. But I don't post them for those people, which is why you'll RARELY see me dedicate an entire thread to one.

NOID POST.
Indifferent Clox
09-13-2008, 10:49 PM
If you saw the first one I randomly searched for cm punk street clothes on google and for some reason chewbacca came up.

Also check the what a cunt thread for evidence of my superior humor.
Indifferent Clox
09-13-2008, 10:49 PM
Take it from the master of the shitty run-on joke: Don't push it in threads dedicated to it. Sprinkle it around in other threads. Maybe someone happens to mention that Punk will be on ECW on SciFi. There's your chance.

If it's in context, it works. If it's completely out of the blue in a throw-away thread, it works. But don't force it.

Yes, I've made this an art form. Most people hate my running jokes. But I don't post them for those people, which is why you'll RARELY see me dedicate an entire thread to one.
That's a real pro tip unlike Fangels which isn't even true.
El Fangel
09-13-2008, 10:52 PM
Also check the what a cunt thread for evidence of my superior humor.

Dont let it get to your head or anything.

That's a real pro tip unlike Fangels which isn't even true.



Ok, fine, maybe 1-3 people MAY have watched it.
Indifferent Clox
09-13-2008, 10:56 PM
I NEVER SAID THAT