Wario's Paralympics For Nintendo Wii

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

Seriously, why haven't they made this?

[Kane Knight]

Wii is for "Special" people, so any Olympic game is by default "Special Olympics."

Why slap Wario's name on it?

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I can see the opening cutscene now...

Mario and pals all competing in various events inside a stadium, only for Wario to detonate some kind of bomb nearby. The whole place comes crashing down, crushing everyone's favourite Nintendo characters. As Wario laughs, each one crawls out of the rubble with body parts missing.

Wario then says something like 'Let me see you compete now! Hehehe!'. This inspires all the crippled characters to compete in wheelchair basketball, one-legged racing, and such.

[Kane Knight]

Will Sonic be involved?

[mitchables]

Wii is for "Special" people, so any Olympic game is by default "Special Olympics."


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[Kane Knight]

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yeah, a joke I've only made like twice is definitely stale.

*pats you on head*

Adorable.'

[mitchables]

Are you kidding? Twice? I can think of four occasions at least off the top of my head where you've made that joke about me, let alone "in general".

Do a search for "retard*" or "special*" or "mental*" or "handicap*" (gotta truncate, baby) and your name, and there are over 500 hits. No way were you talking seriously about retards and the mentally handicapped for all 500 of those.

Don't tell me you're not stale.

[Destor]

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[Bad Company]

The best thing is, Jabba would still get his face beaten in by anyone who competed at those olympics.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I'd just climb some stairs. ;)

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Will Sonic be involved?

Sontails is more suited to the paralympics

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