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KingofOldSchool
09-25-2008, 04:46 PM
Vitamin Shoppe and BodyTech.com put out a press release regarding a contest at this weekend's Olympia Weekend 2008 expo for one guy and one girl to be selected as the 'hot bods' for Muscle & Body magazine. John Bradshaw Layfield will be visiting the Vitamin Shoppe and Bodytech.com booth, calling him a "well known hot bod" in the press release. Here is what they wrote: "Some well known "hot bods" will be visiting the booth including Rich Gaspari from Gaspari Nutrition, Lee Banks -- NPC National level bodybuilder ranked 2nd in the country, and JBL -- John Bradshaw Layfield the longest reigning WWE Champion as well as a World Tag Team champion, US Champion, Hardcore Champion, European Champion and successful entrepreneur, financial advisor, and radio host of his own show.

BigDaddyCool
09-25-2008, 04:52 PM
I'ld bone him.

Kane Knight
09-25-2008, 08:04 PM
Nothing says fitness like manboobs.

Blue Demon
09-25-2008, 08:05 PM
Nothing says fitness like <s>man</s>kaneknight'sboobs.

Kane Knight
09-25-2008, 08:18 PM
Those are SO fake.

The Naitch
09-25-2008, 08:28 PM
I still forget that he used to be Bradshaw from the APA

Tazz Dan
09-25-2008, 08:42 PM
I still forget that he used to be Bradshaw from the APA

:wtf: Like they're the same person :roll:





:shifty:

The Naitch
09-25-2008, 09:43 PM
shut the fuck up

TerranRich
09-25-2008, 09:46 PM
My dad is still convinced that JBL and Bradshaw are two different people.

I just tell him to look at his pot belly and bewbz.

Kane Knight
09-26-2008, 12:22 AM
:wtf: Like they're the same person :roll:





:shifty:

You never see them in the same place at the same time. Like Bruce Wayne and Superman.

Tazz Dan
09-26-2008, 12:42 AM
shut the fuck up

:( That was harsh man.

It was a joke. KK Got it :mad:

Tazz Dan
09-26-2008, 12:44 AM
Also, I don't really care :-\

Afterlife
09-26-2008, 04:01 AM
Ridiculous.

Mr. Nerfect
09-26-2008, 10:13 PM
I guess Bradshaw was always a little chubby, or whatever, but when he was in the APA, he actually looked physically intimidating, somewhat.

TerranRich
09-26-2008, 11:08 PM
Maybe it was the goatee and long jet black hair and tight pants

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/377012/526568

Maybe a little better, I dunno.

Xero
09-26-2008, 11:13 PM
Wow, he had tits even back then.

Maybe it wasn't the wisest of moves to draw all over them, bringing attention to them.

Afterlife
09-26-2008, 11:31 PM
I dunno, looks like an actual chest to me. Not phenominal, but I wouldn't call it "tits".

Mr. Nerfect
09-28-2008, 05:29 PM
Nah, the tits are new. JBL's way of surviving the Diva Search, I guess.

TerranRich
09-28-2008, 08:04 PM
He got implants? Does NOBODY have natural breasts anymore????

Mr. Nerfect
09-28-2008, 09:28 PM
Stacy Keibler? Oh, wait, you said "breasts"....

Afterlife
09-28-2008, 09:55 PM
He got implants? Does NOBODY have natural breasts anymore????

My crazy-esque formerly homeless uncle claims that The Rock had "male breast implants" put in because he couldn't develop a powerful physique.

TerranRich
09-28-2008, 11:41 PM
LOL I've heard that claim many times too. Same thing with 2 people playing Ultimate Warrior and the Undertaker.