Official Raw is...wait Survivor Series is this Sunday? Oops Thread (11-17-08)

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah so we get Punk vs. Orton again tonight, probably without a clean finish like the last two times these guys faced each other.

Also The In-Crowd vs. HBK/Mysterio

And a special Raw Superstar Open Forum with Stephania McMahon.

[Juan]

Should be fun

[Londoner]

Might be watching.

[Juan]

Might be watching.

While drunk??

[Londoner]

Nah not getting drunk tonight!

[Juan]

lol we all need a day off once in a while

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>During the open forum, all the wrestlers should decide to rib Stephanie by asking loads of ridiculous questions.</font>

[Johnny Vegas]

I might drink. But i'm on this workout program so maybe i shouldn't..

[KYR]

<font color=goldenrod>During the open forum, all the wrestlers should decide to rib Stephanie by asking loads of ridiculous questions.</font>

...and consequently be wished well in their future endeavours.

[Lock Jaw]

Are you REALLY the boss' daughter?

Really?

You?

[Innovator]

hi Steph, was it weird when you're dad looked down your shirt?

[Kane Knight]

A Raw open forum?

[KingofOldSchool]

Punk: So was I really good?
Steph: Huh?
Punk: You know, last night.
Steph: I don't know what you're talking about...
Punk: You said that I was good with my ton....
Steph: TONGS! Yes! You were a good salad tosser, thanks for that.
Batista: :wtf:
Noble: :wtf:
Beth: :eek:
Punk: Wha....oh ummmm hehehe...*moves to the back*

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Deuce: "Where the fuck was my Jimmy Snuka push you pricks?"

May as well, he's technically not been released yet but he's said to be right there. Get your money's worth out of it.</font> :shifty:

[KingofOldSchool]

Ha. So the dark match had Charlies Haas playing the role of Michael P.S. Haas.

[FourFifty]

I can't drink during Raw because it seems I'm the only person in my hosue that knows how to pick up milk... so I'm getting it after Raw.

[Corndad]

I think the open forum thing has potential.

[Xerzes]

Draw a map, 450.

[Xerzes]

And we get the hilarity straight off. Which will probably just suck.

[ClockShot]

This looks like a disaster waiting to happen.

Evening, fellas.

[ClockShot]

Gov. Sarah Palin called, she wants her look back.

[Corndad]

Please say Santino talks this segment.

[FourFifty]

SANTINO IS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, uhhh... to everyone who talked about the Wellness Meter, Eat it, bitches. Eat it.

[ClockShot]

Good question!

[Xerzes]

Valid question, Randall. No answer will suffice.

[KingofOldSchool]

Cody has something to say!

[Corndad]

LOL at Deuce in the ring

[Y2Ant]

Please god let Ron Simmons get on that mic.

[Xerzes]

Has a lumberjack match ever not sucked?

[Corndad]

YES!!!

[Linkbowler]

So when are they going to take credit for Lesnar winning the UFC belt?

[FourFifty]

I wanna see Dolph on the mic.

[Xerzes]

Eat shit, wellness meter!

[ClockShot]

Who's watching the kids?

[KingofOldSchool]

That's a whole lotta bodies!

[Y2Ant]

ROFL

[Corndad]

HAHAHAHA!!!

[Linkbowler]

Give that man a Grammy.

[Gertner]

lol Santino= greatness.

[FourFifty]

God damn, Santino is GOLD!!!!!!!!!

[Y2Ant]

How ANYONE can dislike Santino after that is beyond me.

[Juan]

So when are they going to take credit for Lesnar winning the UFC belt?

From WWE.com

Brock Lesnar: WWE and UFC gold

LAS VEGAS - In a stunning upset, Brock Lesnar became the first man to have captured both the WWE Championship and the UFC Heavyweight Championship when he defeated UFC fan favorite Randy "The Natural" Couture on Saturday night in Sin City.

Lesnar, dubbed "The Next Big Thing" upon his arrival in WWE, earned the moniker and his first WWE Championship in 2002 after besting The Rock at SummerSlam. Thanks in large part to the backing of the WWE Universe, the former college wrestling phenomenon went on to regain the title twice, both times against Kurt Angle, once at WrestleMania in 2003 and then six months later on SmackDown.

For Lesnar, the road to UFC gold proved surprisingly short. Within roughly six months, the former WWE Superstar climbed to the top of the ultimate fighting heap, capping his ascent with the upset victory over Couture.

Critics have noted that many of the fights on the UFC pay-per-view ended in the first round, leaving UFC producers scrambling to fill the three-hour event with content. The dearth of hearty competition left many viewers to watch less prestigious under-card fights and only served to bolster claims that UFC pay-per-view events can often be a "crap shoot" in regards to filling the full three hours.

For his part, Lesnar took the encouragment of the WWE Universe and the hard lessons forged during his fiery time at WWE and showed UFC and the world why he is not only a man of mettle but also a former three-time WWE Champion.

[Innovator]

Open heel mic night?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Santino rapping!

[Xerzes]

Who gave HBM a mic, and who told Duggan that he's important?

[KingofOldSchool]

Is Dolph going to introduce himself?

[Fox]

I love turning on RAW to Kelly Kelly.

[KingofOldSchool]

VICTORIA IS BACK ON RAW!

[Gertner]

ugh, Victoria is gonna job to Kelly Kelly

[ClockShot]

Nice, Victoria.

[Xerzes]

Ugh.

[ClockShot]

Was that a modified Shock Treatment I just saw?

[Gertner]

ffs

[ClockShot]

Jillian is on the Raw team?

What crap is this?

[KingofOldSchool]

what a bunch of heels!

[KingofOldSchool]

MANU IS WRESTLING! SET YOUR DVR'S!

[FourFifty]

It's good to see Dancin' Dave without a title. It makes me happy in places where it really shouldn't.

[KingofOldSchool]

I spy a Batista Bomb sign

[KingofOldSchool]

So why couldn't Manu keep his tights that he wore when he debuted instead of generic black?

[Linkbowler]

From WWE.com

Yeah, I saw that. I meant on air.

[Linkbowler]

OK, he's officially Manumaga now.

[KingofOldSchool]

At least it wasn't a squash.

[KingofOldSchool]

Cody is worse than Bam Neely.

[KingofOldSchool]

This Sunday...Sunday...Sunday!

[Fox]

Guys, Goldberg just beat Scott Hall on Nitro.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hey look, another ass Sonic game.

[KingofOldSchool]

Does anyone else think Umanga is going to return Sunday and help Show beat Taker?

[KingofOldSchool]

Jay Strongbow? That's random.

[ClockShot]

Strongbow?

[FourFifty]

............so just a waste of a few seconds? It's nice that they'll give props to the guy, but really?

[Juan]

Does anyone else think Umanga is going to return Sunday and help Show beat Taker?

That would be pretty awesome

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh we may not be at the Pizza Hut, but Orton just got SERVED!

[ClockShot]

WONDERFUL!

Another injured wrestler gets Cena video treatment.

[ClockShot]

Crutchie.

[KingofOldSchool]

And the crowd is reacts with indifference.

[Corndad]

Bourne gets promo time?

[KingofOldSchool]

YES MIKE KNOX!!!!!!!

[FourFifty]

..........Did they rehire Robbie and give him a new gimmick?

[Corndad]

knox is perfect lumberjack.

[NeanderCarl]

Evan Bourne's done a Ricky Hhatton...

[KingofOldSchool]

That was more awesome than anything little kiddie Bourne could say.

[Corndad]

Did he turn on all those partners at one time? lol

[Linkbowler]

This has been the most awkward Raw ever.

[Corndad]

Guess What Dolf Zigler lol

[ClockShot]

DOLPH ZIGGLER!

[KingofOldSchool]

DOLPH ZIGGLER!

And HBK knew who he was!

[FourFifty]

DOLPH ZIGGLER!!!!!!!!

[Loose Cannon]

wow, my god, what an awful interview by Bourne there. that was near robotic like he was reading right from a piece of paper. I mean I know everything is written out, but jesus christ, do these guys understand what emotion is? Do they understand that every word should not be said exactly in the same tone? terrible

[Afterlife]

Haha! I think HBM stole Dolph's line. He appeared both dumbfounded and a little peeved.

[ClockShot]

NOW LISTEN, THIS AIN'T NO MAKE BELIEVE!

[KingofOldSchool]

wow, my god, what an awful interview by Bourne there. that was near robotic like he was reading right from a piece of paper. I mean I know everything is written out, but jesus christ, do these guys understand what emotion is? Do they understand that every word should not be said exactly in the same tone? terrible

But he can do flippy moves so he's forgiven.

[KingofOldSchool]

RICKY ORTIZ IS A LUMBERJACK!

[St. Jimmy]

STAND BACK, THERE'S A MIDGET COMING THROUGH.

[Innovator]

When did WWE resurrect Bruiser Brody?

[KingofOldSchool]

Mysterio is out spreading booyakas like the AIDS

[Innovator]

Morrison's abs are taller than Rey

[KingofOldSchool]

When did WWE resurrect Bruiser Brody?

When they realized they needed someone awesome on Raw.

[Fox]

am I the only one who is starting to like poochie?

[ClockShot]

13-10 Browns at halftime.

[KingofOldSchool]

VINTAGE HBK!

[KingofOldSchool]

MIZ PINS HBK!

[ClockShot]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[Corndad]

Wow didnt see that one comin

[Fox]

Woo!

[NeanderCarl]

The Miz.... pinned Shawn Michaels... what.. the...

[KingofOldSchool]

Did I just say that? Let me repeat myself...

Mike The Miz has just pinned Shawn Michaels...THE MIZ....HAS JUST PINNNED...SHAWN...MICHAELS!

OH MY GAAAWWWWD!

[ClockShot]

*click*

[KingofOldSchool]

Yay more Cena hype

[NeanderCarl]

Woah... Cena's balding huh??

[NeanderCarl]

Look at that bald crown in the shot from behind...

[Corndad]

Wouldn't it be hilarious they build this return up then decide to keep the belt on Jericho lol

[KingofOldSchool]

Your beard is weird!

Unlike Mike Knox's whose beard is awesome!

[KingofOldSchool]

The BEET-us!

[KingofOldSchool]

I still laugh whenever Cole calls Kofi, Punk's "longtime" friend.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hobo Punk is coming back.

[KingofOldSchool]

But Punk was mentored by the great Ace Steel!

[KingofOldSchool]

Awww JBL thinks him and Kane are meant to be together.

LOL Shane reference!

[FourFifty]

Loved that line from Kane.

[NeanderCarl]

Is CM Punk the modern day Bret Hart?

[KingofOldSchool]

Is it me or does the crowd seem kind of flat tonight?

[James Steele]

No, the crowd sucks.

[KingofOldSchool]

Yay Smackdown is the most watched show on a program no one knows about!

[KingofOldSchool]

Acorn sighting!

[KingofOldSchool]

So does anyone else see HBK's team winning on Sunday?

[ClockShot]

*yawn*

[KingofOldSchool]

HAHAHAAHAHAHA!

[KingofOldSchool]

YES!

YES!

BOURNE'S CRYING LIKE A LITTLE BABY!

[ClockShot]

Does Bourne need more time off?

[Loose Cannon]

what in the fuck? who is that Brusier Brody guy I just saw? that was pretty sweet whomever that was..

[KingofOldSchool]

"PUH-LEASE MR. KNOX, DON'T HURT ME!!!"

[KingofOldSchool]

what in the fuck? who is that Brusier Brody guy I just saw? that was pretty sweet whomever that was..

That's Mike fucking Knox and he is awesome.

[KingofOldSchool]

Evan Bourne/Mike Knox looks like some twink/bear gay porn.

[SuperSlim]

yayyy Kofi got beat up

[KingofOldSchool]

Regal's back to wearing that awful top.

[SuperSlim]

at least his hair is awesome

[KingofOldSchool]

Booorrrriiing

[ClockShot]

Matt Hardy...............okay...

[KingofOldSchool]

HERE COMES THE TORNADO SLAPPER!

[SuperSlim]

that was epically gay

[KingofOldSchool]

...what

[Xerzes]

Lame

[ClockShot]

Double countout?

I flip to MNF for a score check and come back to this. Crap.

[Loose Cannon]

Mike Knocks looks really good in that part. he needs a chain now

[SuperSlim]

I saw the Godfather in that lumberjack backdrop. Or maybe it was Manu?

[KingofOldSchool]

Mike Knocks looks really good in that part. he needs a chain now

He hides all kinds of objects in his beard.

[FourFifty]

Damn it, I'm enjoying Raw, but I gotta call it a wraps early.
Fucking real life.......

[FourFifty]

He hides all kinds of objects in his beard.

Like a third first, waiting to strike.

[KingofOldSchool]

Did Cole just say WWF???

[SuperSlim]

I think he did say WWF

[Corndad]

I remember how shocked I was at that.

[SuperSlim]

yeah these Jericho videos are a lot better than those Jona Cena love story vids

[Xerzes]

Yay Jericho! I wish he was right!

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow a good SERIOUS Jericho promo, colored me impressed.

[KingofOldSchool]

So when was the last time one half of the World Tag Team Champions was in a main event singles match?

[SuperSlim]

I really hope Jericho wins on Sunday. That was a good promo though.

[ClockShot]

I HEAR VOICES!!

[KingofOldSchool]

RICKY ORTIZ!

[KingofOldSchool]

Dolph should try to introduce himself to everyone around the ring during the match.

[KingofOldSchool]

IT'S CLOBBERIN TIME!

[KingofOldSchool]

The winner gets to have the rights to "This Fire Burns"

[KingofOldSchool]

Is Ed McMahon in the audience?

I keep hearing someone go "HEY-HO!"

[KingofOldSchool]

Ortiz is getting some shots in at Orton!

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow the face lumberjacks aren't helping Punk much.

[ClockShot]

LOL

Hacksaw with his arms crossed.

[KingofOldSchool]

Finlay is looking enthralled with the match

[KingofOldSchool]

Snitsky and Dreamer have matching shirts on.

[ClockShot]

Come on, Orton.

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[ozzman6669]

Wasn't Deuce released last week???

[KingofOldSchool]

BRAWL!

[Loose Cannon]

lol Orton is so awesome. the guy gets it. he gets how to be animated and make a simple move like an RKO appear so awesome

[ClockShot]

Here we go.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That was such a Nitro "We're out of time!" ending</font>

[Juan]

The only good thing that can possibly come out of the Divas match at the Survivor Series is the possibility of seeing Beth Phoenix go at it with Victoria or Natalya.

[Juan]

Or Mickie James and Natalya

[Juan]

LOL that ending to the Michaels/Rey vs. Miz/Morrison was perfect

[Kane Knight]

Anyone else amused that JBL managed to get a bigger response than John Cena being mentioned 35 times?