View Full Version : So is the other board dead?
BobBitchen
12-21-2008, 10:27 PM
Just so I can delete it from my bookmarks.
KingofOldSchool
12-21-2008, 10:28 PM
Is he alive....or is he DEEAAD?!?!
KingofOldSchool
12-21-2008, 10:37 PM
*Noid bait*
*pictures a cum covered picture of Val Venis*
I think it will still be active until May 19.
*Noid doesn't post to "show them"*
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 10:38 PM
It can't be deader than this board.
KingofOldSchool
12-21-2008, 10:39 PM
It can't be deader than this board.
Can't be deader than Val Venis' career.
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 10:39 PM
Also, how did this thread turn into one about me? That's really sad.
Also, how does any thread in this forum turn into one about me?
Fixed.
KingofOldSchool
12-21-2008, 10:41 PM
Also, how did this thread turn into one about me? That's really sad.
http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/Bios/snitsky.jpg
Wasn't his fault.
Must be a tiddler. Didn't put up any fight at all.
Better throw him back.
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 10:42 PM
Can't be deader than Val Venis' career.
Val Venis probably sees more dollars than KK sees pounds. He can't be doing too badly. Unless he financially backed Ron Paul's campaign...
No no, you just have to wait it out. Pretty soon it'll start flailing around in the pail. We may get five, even six paragraphs!
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 10:43 PM
Fixed.
Amen, brother. It's getting creepy.
Why does this image come to mind?
http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/88/95288-004-F61422CC.jpg
KingofOldSchool
12-21-2008, 10:45 PM
Val Venis probably sees more dollars than KK sees pounds. He can't be doing too badly. Unless he financially backed Ron Paul's campaign...
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/eb32/450%20Splash/BobbyDempsey.jpg
Bobby Dempsey is not amused.
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 10:46 PM
Xero, the fishing analogy was lame the first time it was used. It's not like wine.
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 10:46 PM
http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh205/eb32/450%20Splash/BobbyDempsey.jpg
Bobby Dempsey is not amused.
Bobby Dempsey has the whole "fat guy overcompensating" charisma, though. People love him.
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 10:47 PM
Why does this image come to mind?
http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/88/95288-004-F61422CC.jpg
I'm not poking the bears, this time. I am merely watching them in amusement. Well, more bemusement.
Xero, the fishing analogy was lame the first time it was used. It's not like wine.
None of my running jokes are funny. They're annoying. That's the point.
God Noid, don't you know ANYTHING about trolling!?
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 10:51 PM
Hmm, I guess they are sort of annoying. But they're annoying in the way the writers of the Scary Movie-spin-off franchises are annoying. I've never given them enough weight to truly be annoyed by them.
A little poignancy added to your recipe could make them more effective? Or maybe just some observed nuance?
I'm really going for "Conan O'Brien retarded". You know, shit that's unfunny when you first see it and once you've seen it for the 100th time you want to rip your hair out.
We're not quite there yet with it. Give it time.
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 10:58 PM
Conan O'Brien would probably technically measure as a genius, though, which contrasts to his antics. Conan also slips a lot of wit, far less cynicism and a fair bit of improv into his work. Your's is a lot more clunky, darker and without a goofy intelligent grin behind it all.
You're reminding me more of Jon Stewart pretentious unfunny.
lol, "genius". Yeah, it takes genius to write the same ten skits for fifteen years, okay...
I wonder how long this thread can go without answering BB's question.
Which reminds me of one time back in school when my teacher asked for an example of a rhetorical question.
I replied: "Why don't you shut the fuck up?"
He replied: "DENTENTION FOR A WEEK!"
To which I said: "You're not supposed to reply to a rhetorical question".
ron the dial
12-21-2008, 11:04 PM
interlude: if it isn't dead, there's no reason to go there anyway.
back to the fun, guys.
KingofOldSchool
12-21-2008, 11:05 PM
No one has yet to answer my question.
Is he alive...or is...he...DEAD?!?!?
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 11:05 PM
lol, "genius". Yeah, it takes genius to write the same ten skits for fifteen years, okay...
Look who broke first.
The thing about Conan is that he has more than fifteen year career behind him. If you're only taking his Late Night stuff, then no, it doesn't take genius to use the same bits with only slight variations, but it takes a whole lot of charm to make them work. A charm that you certainly don't have. Conan is also one of the best (I can't think of anyone better, at the moment) at reading an audienc, and establishing a rapport with them.
In other words, "stupid people like repetition".
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 11:07 PM
No one has yet to answer my question.
Is he alive...or is...he...DEAD?!?!?
Rey Mysterio is alive, KoOS. I think he's wrestling in like Mexico now, or something.
KingofOldSchool
12-21-2008, 11:08 PM
Rey Mysterio is alive, KoOS. I think he's wrestling in like Mexico now, or something.
I wasn't talking about him.
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 11:14 PM
In other words, "stupid people like repetition".
No, actually. I disagree with you, and I know better.
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 11:15 PM
I wasn't talking about him.
Proper nouns, KoOS. :mad:
If by "he," you meant the "other board," why assume that other board is a male?
Thanks for proving my point with that noid post.
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 11:19 PM
Three paragraphs does not constitute a Noid Post, friend. You'll know a Noid Post when you see it. Also, you cracked first. But if you want me to lose any sort of Socratic edge -- fine. Go back and check it out.
http://hillbillyluck.com/images/index_01.jpg
http://www.shelbyfree.com/hillbilly-jim-interview-20070122041104368-000.jpg
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 11:23 PM
Anyway, it has been fun, guys. Well, not really. More time passable, but I'm going to head off and do my thing.
I'll get you some better analogies for Christmas, Xero. And I'll get you some of your own, Know Your Role. :p
Mr. Nerfect
12-21-2008, 11:24 PM
Hillbilly Jim is such a bizarre looking man. So friendly looking, but yet so creepy. Like KK in a club, perhaps? Only, you know, in better shape.
Actually, I hate to admit it, but I think I came up with the original fishing analogy :shifty:
KingofOldSchool
12-21-2008, 11:30 PM
Noid is spoilin' for a fight.
Noid is fightin' round the world!
KingofOldSchool
12-21-2008, 11:32 PM
Noid is fightin' round the world!
With his faithful sidekick, Dougie.
http://slam.canoe.ca/Slam/Wrestling/2007/01/18/danny.jpg
Noid is fightin' round the world!
Wow. You don't think maybe...nah, couldn't be. Or could he?
Both Australian (although one was born in NZ). But, could he be?
You guys are brutal. I approve.
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