So, if Colin Mocherie equals ratings, what does Chuck Norris do?

[Legend Killer]

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[Xero]

He round house kicks rating boxes into not working.

[thedamndest]

The eyes of the Ranger were not upon IRS. He got lucky.

[Kane Knight]

wn

[JT]

He kicked Double J so hard that TNA felt it...and they didn't even exist yet.

[Chavo Classic]

Before that Jeff's surname was spelt Jarrrettt.

That's right, Chuck Norris kicked him so hard he lost an r and a t