Speculate the relationship between TBK and Ezekiel Jackson

[thedamndest]

Every week JR makes a point to mention that he "does not know the nature of the relationship beteen The Brian Kendrick and big Ezekiel Jackson." Here is your chance to let TPWW know what YOU think. Is it as simple as a bodyguard relationship? Is Zeke TBK's drug supplier? Are they lovers? What does The Man with the Plan know that we do not?

[Juan]

Jungle Fever

[Skippord]

Zeke is TBK's gimp

[thedamndest]

Maybe it's all of the above. Zeke is TBK's drug hook-up, and TBK pays with his ass, but he is also Zeke's only client due to the Wellness policy, so Zeke watches his back to make sure nothing happens to him and that nobody checks his jacket pockets while he's in the ring.

[Juan]

Honestly, I don't even think WWE has any idea what their relation is supposed to be.

[Xero]

Fairycakes.

[My Final Heaven]

Their brains switched bodies in a surreal, wacky mishap. Suprisingly, TBK is the giant stiff dude, & Zeke is the bouncy addict. Hilarity Ensues :shifty:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I dunno, pretty obvious they are eventually gonna try to make Zeke a face, or at least a solo heel</font>

[Anybody Thrilla]

TBK witnessed Zeke murdering someone, and instead of turning him in to the police, he acquired his managerial services. That's why Zeke doesn't look too happy to be there and he randomly takes out his frustration on unsuspecting victims after matches.

[Afterlife]

Zeke is nothing. Fairycakes is teh hotness, and will eventually give him the boot. If he ever gets another push.

[Anybody Thrilla]

That's not what this thread is about, though.

[Afterlife]

Yeah. But I'm just saying, if he gets going again, there won't be a relationship left. Besides, as it stands they tag team partners. :roll:

[Kane Knight]

Zeke is nothing. Fairycakes is teh hotness, and will eventually be wished well in his future endeavors.. Zeke will get a huge push.

[Xero]

I propose Zeke be known as Butterlips starting today.

[Haze]

Zeke is really a cyborg created by TBK :shifty:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I'm betting at some point it will be revealed that Zeke is really the brains behind the act, and that he's just hanging back right now, using Kendrick to get noticed. I see him being a Marcellus Wallace esque guy in the end.

[Triple Naitch]

Ezekiel answered TBK's cuckold ad on Craigslist

[Xero]

Zeke is really a cyborg created by TBK :shifty:

It'd be pretty ROFL if he wound up being a Terminator sent back in time to destroy Vince, with Fairycakes in the John Conner role. Especially when John Cena returns from a sabbatical as The Prototype. They could do ridiculous angles like throwing each other through cement walls and shooting each other in the face with shotguns.

[Haze]

It'd be pretty ROFL if he wound up being a Terminator sent back in time to destroy Vince, with Fairycakes in the John Conner role. Especially when John Cena returns from a sabbatical as The Prototype. They could do ridiculous angles like throwing each other through cement walls and shooting each other in the face with shotguns.


Cena getting shot in the face with a shotgun?
Book It!:y:

[Kane Knight]

It'd be pretty ROFL if he wound up being a Terminator sent back in time to destroy Vince, with Fairycakes in the John Conner role. Especially when John Cena returns from a sabbatical as The Prototype. They could do ridiculous angles like throwing each other through cement walls and shooting each other in the face with shotguns.

Wow. They'd be hugely over with Japan.

[Afterlife]

Fairycakes and Butterlips. I"m fuckin' dying.

[Afterlife]

This is becoming a phenomenon here, so I'm sggesting a thread for it. From here on in, when something happens that results in a possible nickname for a WWE star, we propose it there. If members support said proposal, we make it official. Because "Butterlips" is fucking awesome. Such a thread might also be a fun addition to the "new" TPWW.

[Krimzon7]

Who's gonna be the next one?

[Anybody Thrilla]

I refuse to use Fairycakes or Butterlips.

[The Optimist]

Brothers from (an)other mothers?

[Anybody Thrilla]

They're like Rob and Big.

[Nark Order]

I think we should just leave it be as the natureless relationship it is at the moment. I'm not sure we could handle the truth.

[Xero]

He's not called "Butterlips" because he likes butter, Narc.

[Indifferent Clox]

brian kendrick is Ezekiel's pimp

[thedamndest]

What work out do you do to create skull folds?

[Xero]

Donkey Punching