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Xero
02-04-2009, 01:17 PM
Post the rules of the road and things which are just fact, right here, on TPWW.net!

Examples:
HBM/Heart Break Man = Shawn Michaels
Fairycakes = THE Brian Kendrick
Noid = Noid post.
#BROKEN Hasney
02-04-2009, 01:19 PM
Boreicho = Jericho
BigDaddyCool
02-04-2009, 01:22 PM
Poochy = Miz
Boogen = The Boogeyman
Nark Order
02-04-2009, 01:35 PM
God = Braden Walker

Braden Walker giveth you brains, Braden Walker knocketh them out.
Innovator
02-04-2009, 01:36 PM
Jiggletits = JBL
Nark Order
02-04-2009, 01:38 PM
Coke Rat = CM Punk
BigDaddyCool
02-04-2009, 01:38 PM
Soma Joe = Soma Joe
Beth Phonics = Beth Phoenix
Triple Naitch
02-04-2009, 02:15 PM
Sweetums = Mike Knox
Triple Naitch
02-04-2009, 02:16 PM
Rey Mastrio = Rey Mysterio
Ben Rodrigues
02-04-2009, 02:43 PM
Rey Mastrio = Rey Mysterio

Melina = Melanie?
RGWhat316
02-04-2009, 03:32 PM
CAWdy = Cody Rhodes
RatedGSuperstar
02-04-2009, 05:46 PM
Butterlips = Big Zeke
El Fangel
02-04-2009, 05:57 PM
Superman = Cena (Attitude Adjuster)
DrA
02-04-2009, 06:58 PM
Sticky this.
FourFifty
02-04-2009, 07:00 PM
Soma Joe = Soma Joe


I'm fairly sure I was the first person on tpww.net to start calling him Soma Joe.
NeanderCarl
02-04-2009, 07:04 PM
Vince McRainMahon
HeartBreakMan2k
02-04-2009, 07:05 PM
Candice Michelle - Melty Face
NeanderCarl
02-04-2009, 07:06 PM
Cripple H hasn't been used for a while.
NeanderCarl
02-04-2009, 07:07 PM
CAWdy Rhodes is a classic, kudos to whoever came up with it.
KYR
02-04-2009, 07:09 PM
CAWdy Rhodes is a classic, kudos to whoever came up with it.

I think it was KoOS.
NeanderCarl
02-04-2009, 07:09 PM
Any variation of "he who shalt not be mentioned"/playing ignorant to anything involving him as if nobody remembers/knows who he is = Chris B****t.

(Additional: for any reference to Rey Mysterio's alleged World title run, see above.)
NeanderCarl
02-04-2009, 07:10 PM
Well, then... KoOdos to KoOs.
NeanderCarl
02-04-2009, 07:12 PM
Hmmm... this could make a good TPWW Bible. Direct all new posters here so they aren't completely baffled when they sign up.
Xero
02-04-2009, 07:18 PM
I like that idea.
KYR
02-04-2009, 07:26 PM
shut up taker707
KYR
02-04-2009, 07:27 PM
Dancin' Dave = Batista
Nark Order
02-04-2009, 07:27 PM
shut up taker707
Nark Order
02-04-2009, 07:28 PM
shut up taker707
KYR
02-04-2009, 07:28 PM
Spoiler = Cena wins
El Fangel
02-04-2009, 08:12 PM
Wanging

1) To wang 2) to perform the art of the wang 3) a direct cause of being monged.
Volare
02-04-2009, 08:16 PM
Smiley = Jack Swagger
KYR
02-04-2009, 08:24 PM
Hornswoggle = The 'Swog
Kofi = Coffee/Jamaican Me Crazy
Hawkins & Ryder = Ryder & Hawkins :shifty:
Better Wrestler = ANYTHING YOU GODDAM LIKE NARC OK???
Nark Order
02-04-2009, 08:27 PM
Thank you.
Xero
02-05-2009, 09:53 AM
Sid = The Shits
RatedGSuperstar
02-05-2009, 11:58 AM
This isn't a TPWW Bible without an army of Steve Blackmans.
Volare
02-05-2009, 07:31 PM
Just stir the pot a little more why dontcha!
Crippla
02-05-2009, 10:36 PM
The Renegade
Krimzon7
02-05-2009, 10:41 PM
OK, so what is the deal with MB and the lizard?
Krimzon7
02-05-2009, 10:42 PM
Oh, and Legacy=The new hot shit!
Xero
02-05-2009, 10:43 PM
Photoshop is funny because it's fake.
Triple Naitch
02-05-2009, 10:44 PM
You must first spread some rep before giving it to Krimzon7 again
Lock Jaw
02-05-2009, 11:09 PM
This isn't a TPWW Bible without an army of Steve Blackmans.

http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z46/MindGames88/ECW/thSteve_Blackman.jpg
Xero
02-05-2009, 11:14 PM
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z46/MindGames88/ECW/thSteve_Blackman.jpg
Krimzon7
02-05-2009, 11:20 PM
Mike Adamle = Don West
Xero
02-05-2009, 11:22 PM
Don West = (Insert sports player here) ROOKIE CARD!
Krimzon7
02-05-2009, 11:24 PM
Used Cotex>Don West
Krimzon7
02-05-2009, 11:31 PM
This post = 200
Juan
02-05-2009, 11:32 PM
Spam
Krimzon7
02-05-2009, 11:36 PM
Exactly, which is the purpose for my putting it here. Now Noobs will have an accurate example of spam!
Krimzon7
02-05-2009, 11:36 PM
Thanks for your cooperation Juan.
Juan
02-05-2009, 11:40 PM
I was just contributing to the spam, not pointing it out.
Juan
02-05-2009, 11:40 PM
Spam
NeanderCarl
02-06-2009, 03:58 PM
Well, this is really turning out to be one hell of a comprehensive TPWW Bible eh? It almost rivals that other Bible that did pretty well in all good bookstores near you, the Holy Bible. Almost.

By the way, when people say "never judge a book by its cover", I think you're playing it pretty safe if its a leather book with a cross on the cover. Judge away.

Of course, the final judge will be our Lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

Laters.
Xero
02-06-2009, 03:59 PM
lol wut
Triple Naitch
02-06-2009, 04:00 PM
Is Class Act Carl being repackaged as a born again Christian?
Xero
02-06-2009, 04:01 PM
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Bible
Bi⋅ble
   /ˈbaɪbəl/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [bahy-buhl] Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
4. (lowercase) any book, reference work, periodical, etc., accepted as authoritative, informative, or reliable: He regarded that particular bird book as the birdwatchers' bible.

Not saying that the TPWW Bible isn't of Biblical proportions, of course.
Xero
02-06-2009, 04:02 PM
Is Class Act Carl being repackaged as a born again Christian?

I hope so. We need one around here since Kenny left.
Triple Naitch
02-06-2009, 04:04 PM
Reverend Carl
Xero
02-06-2009, 04:08 PM
Testify!
NeanderCarl
02-06-2009, 04:18 PM
Yes it is my new gimmick. My name... is C.A. Carl... and I am a born again Christian, which makes me holier than thou!
Xero
02-06-2009, 04:19 PM
Tell me, Carl, what does the Good Book suggest I do today?
NeanderCarl
02-06-2009, 04:21 PM
Today, the Good Book suggests you donate generously to the Church of Classology. It'll make you feel good, and it won't cost a thing.

Except the money.
Triple Naitch
02-06-2009, 04:21 PM
Class Act Carl's new Avatar

http://scrapetv.com/The%20Visual/Choose%20your/Kirk%20Cameron/Heart%20throb.jpg
Xero
02-06-2009, 04:25 PM
Today, the Good Book suggests you donate generously to the Church of Classology. It'll make you feel good, and it won't cost a thing.

Except the money.

I don't have any money.

Do you take used condoms?
NeanderCarl
02-06-2009, 05:25 PM
The Church of Classology frowns upon used condoms.
NeanderCarl
02-06-2009, 05:25 PM
Literally.

That stuff's a bitch to get out of your eyebrows.
Afterlife
02-06-2009, 05:41 PM
So, the bible is now a source of scriptomancy. That book can do everything!
NeanderCarl
02-06-2009, 05:50 PM
And if you drop a Bible from a great height, it can kill a mouse, can't it?

Just goes to show that maybe the Bible isn't all good.
Xero
02-06-2009, 06:05 PM
Make it or break it!
Afterlife
02-06-2009, 06:38 PM
And if you drop a Bible from a great height, it can kill a mouse, can't it?

Just goes to show that maybe the Bible isn't all good.

Depends on perspective. Mighta been a mouse that needed to die.
Krimzon7
02-08-2009, 07:37 PM
So, the mouse dying wasn't a bad thing...............It was a good thing!
YOUR Hero
02-09-2009, 10:20 AM
Sticky this.
:?: who is that
Mister Sinister
02-09-2009, 04:43 PM
Nipple H - Stephanie McMahon
________ = Chris Benoit
El Fangel
02-09-2009, 06:19 PM
HBM = HBM
KYR
02-09-2009, 07:57 PM
:wtf:
Triple Naitch
02-09-2009, 09:38 PM
Mizark = Mark Henry
Krimzon7
02-14-2009, 08:05 AM
Ok, so Sock = ????
Xero
02-14-2009, 08:39 AM
Exactly.
Krimzon7
02-14-2009, 08:40 AM
indeed.
Shadow
02-14-2009, 01:25 PM
Yes it is my new gimmick. My name... is C.A. Carl... and I am a born again Christian, which makes me holier than thou!

Well...after I shoot you a few times you will be holier then thou