Metal Is the gayest genre

[Just John]

Come on, long hair? Leather? Give me a break.

Discuss how gay metal is in this thread.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Not as gay as drum'n'bass.

[BigDaddyCool]

http://www.musicheadquarter.de/images/artist_event/judas-priest/judas-priest.jpg

He has a point...

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Rob Halford is to blame for the leather...but then again, he is gay.

[El Vaquero de Infierno]

Priest rock, though.

[Juan]

I enjoy metalcore

[IC Champion]

I agree. Metal was awful. It's from the 80's though, what can you expect.

[Gertner]

can't disagree here.

[DaveWadding]

Dance music: by fags, for fags

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[Funky Fly]

Not gonna lie, metal was pretty gay looking black in the day. Dance music is actually gay, though.

And the Scissor Sisters. Never seen anything gayer than that.

[thedamndest]

<img src="http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee284/gamasutra/ChrisCarrabba-1.jpg">

[Juan]

Black fucking Sabbath

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[Gertner]

Dance music: by fags, for fags

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Middle aged men, walking around in skin tight leather pants with long hair. Seems kinda gay to me.

[thedamndest]

As opposed to flocks of young boys walking around in skin tight girl jeans with long hair? I would say having sex in the back of a tour bus is way straighter than going home and blogging about how nobody "gets" you.

[ron the dial]

i would say that queercore is probably gayest genre

[Just John]

not gonna lie, those sound clips are hilariously terrible. You pause one and the other starts again.

Either way, I wasn't thinking of Judas Priest-esque 80s metal. Although that is gay too.

http://www.thegauntlet.com/interviews/pic/CC.jpg

this is gay.

Dance music is a sweeping generalisation. House and commercial trance are very big in the gay community, but Drum n Bass, Rave, Hardcore, Speedcore etc. really isn't.

[thedamndest]

You know how many types of metal are big in the the gay community? Zero. There are zero types of metal that are big in the gay community.

[CSL]

lol worst troll ever

[Just John]

You know how many types of metal are big in the the gay community? Zero. There are zero types of metal that are big in the gay community.

because all metalheads are in the closet. metal is such a pussy genre as well. all that talk about mass murder and rape and gore and yet its always the little goth kid that gets stabbed. faggots.

[Juan]

Just John, you are so full of shit.

[thedamndest]

For a man with such precise knowledge of dance music and the homosexual community, you are making some pretty bold claims.

[The Mask]

death metal is the gayest.

[thedamndest]

There is nothing homosexual about necrophilia.

[Inadequacy]

As opposed to flocks of young boys walking around in skin tight girl jeans with long hair? I would say having sex in the back of a tour bus is way straighter than going home and blogging about how nobody "gets" you.

However, the gayest of all are young boys walking around in skin tight girl jeans with long hair and a Slayer t-shirt.

[Just John]

death metal is the gayest.

The Mask truly understands here. It's just queers who think they're hard really.

[CSL]

because all metalheads are in the closet. metal is such a pussy genre as well. all that talk about mass murder and rape and gore and yet its always the little goth kid that gets stabbed. faggots.

Pretty sure it's always the black kid that gets stabbed

[thedamndest]

However, the gayest of all are young boys walking around in skin tight girl jeans with long hair and a Slayer t-shirt.


I wouldn't want to meet the conflicted soul who would wear such an outfit.

[Just John]

Pretty sure it's always the black kid that gets stabbed

If by 'black' you mean 'goth' then yes it is the black kid that gets stabbed.

[Gertner]

not gonna lie, those sound clips are hilariously terrible. You pause one and the other starts again.

Either way, I wasn't thinking of Judas Priest-esque 80s metal. Although that is gay too.

http://www.thegauntlet.com/interviews/pic/CC.jpg

this is gay.

Dance music is a sweeping generalisation. House and commercial trance are very big in the gay community, but Drum n Bass, Rave, Hardcore, Speedcore etc. really isn't.

Trance is more common in the gay community than House.

[Just John]

Trance is more common in the gay community than House.

yeah, I did have a feeling that was the case actually.

[Inadequacy]

I wouldn't want to meet the conflicted soul who would wear such an outfit.

His mother is my boss and I'm pretty sure she loves her tattoos more than him.

[Gertner]

yeah, I did have a feeling that was the case actually.

Whenever I popped E it was usually at Trance shows where I could tell you SOOOOOO many stories of the gay shit I saw happening as opposed to House shows where it was more about the music and dancing.

[Anathema]

nah, glam rock looked proper gay compared to metal


http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7039/tailztd9.png

[Skippord]

because all metalheads are in the closet. metal is such a pussy genre as well. all that talk about mass murder and rape and gore and yet its always the little goth kid that gets stabbed. faggots.
what the fuck does that even mean?

[Penner]

Gay metal is all right. I like hetero metal better.

[Downunder]

Just John has lost the plot

[gorak]

Just John - fuck you . just fuck you .

i hope you dance till you die - sooner the better .

[Downunder]

Also how can wearing make up and singing about 'nuthin but a good time' be gay.

http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/poison_group.jpg

[Downunder]

The least gay man on the planet:

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/lemmy-mojo-300.jpg

[Just John]

The least gay man on the planet:

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/lemmy-mojo-300.jpg

Because there is nothing gay about a handlebar moustache and long hair. :roll:

[Skippord]

The least gay man on the planet:

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/lemmy-mojo-300.jpg
FACT: Lemmy pointing gives girls orgasms

[Boondock Saint]

Just John - fuck you . just fuck you .

i hope you dance till you die - sooner the better .


lol

[Just John]

Just John - fuck you . just fuck you .

i hope you dance till you die - sooner the better .

LOL it's posts like this that just make it all so worthwhile :lol:

[Arashi Kage]

....Either way, I wasn't thinking of Judas Priest-esque 80s metal. Although that is gay too.

Come on Johnny boy, I'm gonna guess that you're all into "hip-hop" or related material that tries to pass itself off as "music". :rofl:

Anyway, I can't argue with you about that pic of those guys you posted, you just shoulda left off the "... that is gay too" part with regard to Priest.

[ozzman6669]

Because there is nothing gay about a handlebar moustache and long hair. :roll:


Yeah, a guy that fucked over 1500 women is surely gay !!!!

[Gertner]

and 1500 men

[Just John]

Yeah, a guy that fucked over 1500 women is surely gay !!!!

I want Proof.

No, Kage Hip Hop doesn't get off easily either. While I don't think Hip-Hop is made by queers (with the exception of Eminem). I think everything after 1992 was such pussy shit. It had a chance to be rebellious, but blew it when rappers started wanting mini chandeliers in their cars.

I don't listen to much drum n bass anymore, but it's not gay by any means. The scene is populated by angry Rastafarians that are even more homophobic than TPWW. It's all about the electro industrial.

[IC Champion]

Also how can wearing make up and singing about 'nuthin but a good time' be gay.

http://dietrichthrall.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/poison_group.jpg

Wow, atleast one of those is a tranny.

[Kane Knight]

The least gay man on the planet:

http://www.virginmedia.com/images/lemmy-mojo-300.jpg
What is that? John Astin ten years post mortem?

TPWW: Where nobody's ever met an actual gay person.

[Stickman]

PUnk is the worst.

[ron the dial]

that is a false statement

[Inadequacy]

PUnk is the worst.

I say thee nay!

[WestNZ]

Metal is Gay??? i think not, mayvbe one gut or 2, but not the lot, METAL IS FOR THE GODS

[Just John]

What is that? John Astin ten years post mortem?

TPWW: Where nobody's ever met an actual gay person.

yeah this place is seriously the most homophobic place I've ever been to I swear :lol:

Metal is by far the gayest genre. Talk of rape, murder and pillage. Remind you of a certain group of people? That's right, the vikings. Vikings were by far the gayest people in history. All that time spent alone, cold on a boat? Gay sex was imminent in those days.

[Fignuts]

Actually it probably wasn't, given all the raping of women.

Also, yeah 80's hair metal bands are definitely pretty gay. But most metal is pretty much the opposite of gay.

[Just John]

Actually it probably wasn't, given all the raping of women.

Also, yeah 80's hair metal bands are definitely pretty gay. But most metal is pretty much the opposite of gay.

No it is definitley homosexual. Your point is invalid, my beard is a windmill.

Oh yeah can I join Miltznutz? kthxbai

[NeanderCarl]

TPWW: Where nobody's ever met an actual gay person.

Hey, I lived with one for a couple years in uni.

Not like that.

I have no problem with gay people at all. In fact, if there's one thing I hate more than a poof, it's a homophobe.

[Purgatory]

I can definately agree on the seemingly gayness in 80's hair bands. Twisted Sister was one of the first music vids I saw as a youngster and I recall being very confused. Bunch of ugly girls that sound like guys, or a bunch of guys that want to be really ugly girls and still sound like guys. My mother said "It's their culture."

Needless to say, I stopped watching metal vids for awhile.

[slik]

Just John, you are so full of shit.

He was JustFullOfShit

[Sepholio]

TECHNO TRIED TO DESTROY THE METAL BUT TECHNO WAS PROVEN WRRRROOOOONNNNNGGGGG

YEAH

METAL

It comes from hell.

[Sixx]

There is nothing homosexual about necrophilia.

man, i miss thed.

[Juan]

Me too

[RP]

Just Juan