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Xero
03-01-2009, 03:51 PM
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Xero
03-01-2009, 03:52 PM
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Smark: I'm going to watch SmackDown! tonight. At least Cena won't be *flip*................................................... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Xero
03-01-2009, 03:57 PM
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The Ref wanted to be Hulk Hogan, but he left his orange tanning oil at home.

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Kozlov didn't understand the concept of the Camel Clutch.

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Jeff Hardy - Dyke About Town
Triple Naitch
03-01-2009, 06:39 PM
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MVP's failed attempt at using Shelton Benjamin as a marionette.
Exyle
03-01-2009, 07:03 PM
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Kozlov: http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/7471/astley.jpg
Executioner
03-01-2009, 07:11 PM
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rotf :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Executioner
03-01-2009, 07:14 PM
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In an effort to reduce lawsuits by disabled people....WWE has hired a deaf Cameraman to sign while filming a match.
Nowhere Man
03-02-2009, 02:48 AM
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John Cena decides to let his imaginary friend cut a promo for him.

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Most people would have a little difficulty wrestling with another man's head lodged up their rectum, but then, Primo wasn't most people.

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Tragedy struck when an unsuspecting fan opened the airlock door, and the two wrestlers were sucked into the vacuum of space.

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Thankfully, Carlito was able to activate his magnetic boots and pull himself up to the ceiling.

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Taker took Kozlov's threat of a purple-nurple very seriously.

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Vladimir lives up to his Romanian namesake by baring his fangs, and taking a huge bite into Taker's neck.

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There's a long and complicated story as to how Taker's foot got glued to Kozlov's face, but it's best to not get into it right now.

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Everything had been going the Undertaker's way until he stepped on that banana peel Kozlov left on the apron.

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Taker's new "human bean-bag chair" gimmick wasn't quite getting over like they had hoped.

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It's nice to see WWE is letting the homeless wrestle.

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I don't know who keeps clowning around with the airlock, but they'd better stop.

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John Cena carries out a daring rescue, swinging down from his invisible helicopter to pull Big Show to safety.

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Big Show catches Cena off-guard with an Ultimo Dragon style springboard moonsault.
GD
03-02-2009, 07:23 AM
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YOU DON'T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN!!!!
GD
03-02-2009, 07:24 AM
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Big Show's version of the Canadian Destroyer.
GD
03-02-2009, 07:38 AM
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Jeff: I am telling you Matt, Shawty's boobies were this low.

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Shelton: No no Chavo! USA is that side.

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PG BUTTSEX TIME!
The Mackem
03-02-2009, 07:54 AM
Hardy Family Problems - Episode One: Sandcastle

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Jeff: Matt, this has eaten me up inside for too long now. I have to clear my conscience. When I was five...I destroyed your sand castle while you swam in the sea...

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Matt: Matt Manor? It was you?!!

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Matt: You said it was an Octopus? You bastard! *SMACK* I've hunted for that octopus for years!

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Matt: Damnit Jeff, all those months out alone at sea!

Jeff: I deserved that...

CUE THEME MUSIC
GD
03-02-2009, 07:58 AM
Classic shit Mackhem! Good one.
The Mackem
03-02-2009, 08:31 AM
Vickie Guerrero: Master Magician

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Vickie: Before we begin, this is my beatiful blonde haired assistant - Edge. Now Cena, oh my God what is that behind you?

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Cena: Over there?

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Vickie: Yeah John, quick before it gets you!!

Edge: Oh my GOD!

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Cena: Ok guys but you better not be messing with me

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Smug Vickie: It's MAGIC!

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Cena: She be a witch or something?!!!
GD
03-02-2009, 02:44 PM
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Jeff: I am telling you brother Matt, I did have sexual intercourse with Amy.

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Matt: PICS OR GTFO! :mad:
parkmania
03-02-2009, 04:45 PM
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MVP prepares to give Shelton surprise buttsecks. EDIT: Dammit Guru Dave!


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Ref: Can I get in on the "Point to a douche" gimmick?
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Ref: Please???


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Left Twin: Carlito did that to you?
Right Twin: Yup.
Left Twin: Damn, I picked the wrong brother.


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The drug rumors started again as Jeff Hardy stumbles down the ramp... as the ring is being taken apart... in the Impact Zone.Again.
Mr. Nerfect
03-03-2009, 03:35 AM
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Narrator: Last time on Dragon Ball 'E! MVP spent the entire episode powering up a Spirit Bomb! Only there were two balls of energy instead of one; because he's straight up, ballin', yo.

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Narrator: And two unlikely allies joined forces to defeat the evil forces of evil!

John Cena: Fu...

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MVP: ...sion

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John Cena and MVP: HA!

*Poof*

Female on Left: Whoa, that ain't right. Better try the earrings.

Female on Right: Speak for yourself!

Narrator: Tonight! On DRAGON...BALL...'E!:

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I swear, Cena, by the end of this night, I'll have taught you a lesson.

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Vickie Guerrero: And why is he going to achieve that? Because he's "Orlando By Weeknight's MPI -- Most Published Individual -- 2009."

Edge: And how do you get such great heat again?

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John Cena just realised that someone editted his shirt so it says "HIR," an attemptive play on the word "her," and a rib on his sexuality by one of the guys.

John Cena: Jesus Christ...even I am funny than that. Poopy.

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Making the women wait outside, while doing the splits over another male? I swear -- wrestling isn't gay.

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Aaron Mahoney: I swear, man -- her tits...*groaning noise as he air fondles*

The Miz: Yes! Yes! Tell me more!

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Aaron Mahoney: ...And then she grabbed my penis like this, and stretched!

Primo: What the fuck, man?!?! We're trying to work a match here!

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Carlito's new raver gimmick ended in tragedy, where he got mesmerised by the pretty lights near the titantron, and didn't bother to fully rotate on his back suplex counter.

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John Morrison proved once and for all how awesome he is, by casually resting by one arm on the top rope and still managing to beat Primo.

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The Colons may have lost the match via pinfall, but they still retained the titles based on having complimenting attire. I swear, wrestling isn't gay.

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Carlito revealed the sad psychology truth behind his Backstabber finisher...a long insecure battle with backne.

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Vladimir Kozlov may not be undefeated anymore, but he still has his left nipple hair to get him heat.

Crowd: WAX YOUR NIPPLES! *Clap-clap, clap-clap-clap*

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Charles Robinson realises the horror of what could be if The Undertaker boots anymore talent out of Vladimir Kozlov.

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Gee, cameraman, now might not be the best time to motion to Vladimir Kozlov that you love him.

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It was sort of out of character for Vladimir Kozlov to slap his boots mid-match and point out that they are pretty because they have a star on them.

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Yes, it was the best match Vladimir Kozlov had ever had, but it was also The Undertaker's worst.

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This is your idea of a threesome? I swear -- wrestling isn't gay.

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Matt Hardy: Jeff, I haven't even slapped you yet. And you're moving your face the wrong way! INSIDE CRADLE!

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Jeff Hardy actually got massive heat for walking in front of the screen showing a massive game of Space Invaders.

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Matt Hardy: I am evil heel. Grrr! *clenches fists*

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Jeff Hardy: But don't you see, you really hurt my feelings.

Nope, wrestling = not gay.

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Matt Hardy's heel turn wasn't going exactly as expected.

Matt: Pull my finger...

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Jeff Hardy: ...Oh God! That is fucking putrid!

Matt Hardy: And that's why they call me "The Black Cloud."

Jeff Hardy: Fuck man, see a doctor.

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Coming out sweaty before your match starts? I swear -- wrestling REALLY isn't gay.

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Most agree that Chavo Guerrero's new "Art Warr" gimmick was even more disrespectful to Art Barr than his "Kerwin White" gimmick was to the Guerrero family.

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Shelton Benjamin forced Chavo Guerrero to look at a picture of himself from six years ago, and to Chavo's horror, his hair did fall out.

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Marty Elias: And Big Foot was all walking across when the picture was taken -- like this...

Chavo Guerrero: Fuck man, give it a rest, please. That shit is how many years ago?

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Marty Elias: FUCK YOU, CHAVO! FUCK YOU FOR TALKING SHIT ABOUT MY BIG FOOT IMPERSONATION! FUCK YOU, AND FUCK EVERYTHING!!!

Crowd: :|

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Two adult males realising their love for each other, and then proceeding to make love on the announce table? Truthfully, wrestling isn't gay!

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Tazz has been dropping acid before the show, so he naturally freaked out when he thought Chavo Guerrero's boots -- which he believed to literally be on fire -- came his way.

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Shelton Benjamin: Didn't avoid getting kicked in the face by *that* much...

MVP: Die, bitch!

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Big Show forced John Cena to look at a picture of himself six years ago, and to Cena's horror, he did become good.

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And you heard Vladimir Kozlov botched the snake eyes...these guys weren't even in the ring!

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Big Show: I used to be able to do a moonsault! I swear!

John Cena: Well, fuck, man! Now's not the time to try again!

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Big Show: Is that good?

John Cena: Oh, yeah! That's the spot!

Chad Patton: *Groans* Fuck yeah.

WRESTLING...IS...NOT...GAY!

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John Cena: OK, you had a turn, well now it's mine. Moonsault! Oh fuck!

Big Show: You're a dick.

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Thank God! Someone finally had the brains to hit the self-destruct button on Cena's belt buckle! Who would have thought it would be Big Show?

If you thought this was going to be a "wrestling is not gay" caption, by the way, I feel sorry for you. There is no way this could possibly be misconstrued as being gay. Because wrestling is not gay.

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Big Show: I told you I could do a moonsault!

John Cena: Dude, I'm flipping you forward...you're doing nothing.

Big Show: Don't make me moonsault you, bitch!

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Alright, the Knockout Punch I could believe, but the Finger Puppet Death Ray?

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*Teaches lesson*

Edge: ...And that's why you always leave a note.