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thedamndest
03-09-2009, 05:32 PM
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This week we bring you current ECW Superstars/dancin' machines DJ Gabriel and Alicia Fox. When we first met Ms. Fox she was a simple wedding planner who had a steamy affair with Edge that nearly wrecked his marriage. She soon discovered her true passion in life: extreme wrestlin' and funky dancin'. Luckily she met DJ Gabriel and together they now hope to make their dreams of becoming the first interracial dance tandem to make it to the top of the WWE come true.

How did DJ Gabriel and Alicia Fox meet? Is DJ Gabriel tappin' that ass? Where does DJ Gabriel get his seemingly endless supply of aviator sunglasses? Do they share any other interests besides dancing? What happened to the wedding planning business?
Jeritron
03-09-2009, 05:34 PM
I suspect they both enjoy pizza
Jeritron
03-09-2009, 05:34 PM
and Prince
thedamndest
03-09-2009, 05:43 PM
Here is my theory: Alicia has natural rhythm because she is black. She took years of dance classes in college while getting her degree in Weddingplanology. She then opened up Alicia's Wedding Plans and eventually took Edge on as a client. However, once she was on national television making out with him she lost all of her business because all the brides assumed she is a tramp. So the natural thing for her to do was to become a wrestler.

Meanwhile, DJ Gabriel (actual name Gabriel Goldwitz) was the DJ for Alicia's Wedding Plans. He is totally gay, but looks like Hugh Jackman, so the woman at the weddings loved him and and the men weren't threatened by him sexually. Once the business folded, he had no place to go, so he followed Alicia into the wrestling business. He also had natural rhythm and a love of dance, being a gay man and a DJ. He is currently seeing Cody Rhodes.
Jeritron
03-09-2009, 05:44 PM
I suspect they're both huge fans of 3 Count
Hornicane
03-09-2009, 05:45 PM
I suspect they're both huge fans of 3 Count

Who isn't?
Jeritron
03-09-2009, 05:46 PM
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thedamndest
03-09-2009, 05:46 PM
Especially the Tank Abbott years.
Jeritron
03-09-2009, 05:47 PM
I can't find any videos from when Tank Abbot joined 3 Count and performed with them
Jeritron
03-09-2009, 05:47 PM
Yea, theddy knows
Nark Order
03-09-2009, 05:47 PM
She is obviously his leatherworker that crafts all of his jackets.
Hornicane
03-09-2009, 05:49 PM
She is obviously his leatherworker that crafts all of his jackets.

What does leatherworking have to do with wedding planning? Now you're just being silly.
Lux
03-09-2009, 05:51 PM
I'm pretty sure WWE supplys his glasses, look at his broke ass!
Skippord
03-09-2009, 06:18 PM
lol 3 count

one two threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Volare
03-09-2009, 07:42 PM
I'll take Alicia anyday over Mr. Wannaberubixcube.
Ruien
03-09-2009, 07:50 PM
Alicia was in the mood for some white meat and DJ never left.
Xero
03-09-2009, 07:57 PM
Every woman needs a douchebag.
Rollermacka
03-09-2009, 08:18 PM
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I'm telling you they need to bring back "Sugar" Shane Helms. All he's doing right now is jobbing on smackdown right... I'm just saying :shifty:
Krimzon7
03-09-2009, 11:00 PM
He's shanking her. END OF STORY
RGWhat316
03-10-2009, 12:41 AM
Here is my theory: Alicia has natural rhythm because she is black. She took years of dance classes in college while getting her degree in Weddingplanology. She then opened up Alicia's Wedding Plans and eventually took Edge on as a client. However, once she was on national television making out with him she lost all of her business because all the brides assumed she is a tramp. So the natural thing for her to do was to become a wrestler.

Meanwhile, DJ Gabriel (actual name Gabriel Goldwitz) was the DJ for Alicia's Wedding Plans. He is totally gay, but looks like Hugh Jackman, so the woman at the weddings loved him and and the men weren't threatened by him sexually. Once the business folded, he had no place to go, so he followed Alicia into the wrestling business. He also had natural rhythm and a love of dance, being a gay man and a DJ. He is currently seeing Cody Rhodes.

Gotta agree with this one.