Uhh...what?

[screech]

I hate pulling stuff from the front page, but this caught my eye.

Hogan tells Rolling Stone, “I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody’s throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can’t go to anymore, you’re driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife . . . I totally understand OJ. I get it.”

Fuckin hell, Terry. This is some fucked up shit.

[The MAC]

hogan is planning a murder like its a wrestling storyline :

SPOILER: hogan kills wife and her boytoy

[#BROKEN Hasney]

WHO CARES WHAT THIS TOPIC IS ABOUT, MORRISON TO SMACKDOWN

[The MAC]

SPOILER: HOGAN KILLS WIFE AND BOYTOY...THEN ISSUES CHALLENGE TO WRESTLE MORRISON AT WRESTLMANIA26 (if vince gets him out of jail)

[thedamndest]

"Authorities arrived on the scene to find Hulk Hogan, covered in the blood of his wife and her 19-year-old lover, engaged in some sort of posedown. The bodies had been propped up against the Hogans' Escalade while Hogan did various flexes and pointed to himself and non-existant audience members. Neighbors say this had been going on for nearly seven hours, and would have phoned the police, but could not be drawn away from the posedown."

[The MAC]

Detectives say at this point they consider the murder weapon to be :the finger poke of doom

[Krimzon7]

Now Listen! This ain't no make believe!

[Rammsteinmad]

Hogan would get away with murder too because he would refuse to job to the justice system.

[Nicky Fives]

Hogan would get away with murder too because he would refuse to job to the justice system.

ROFL..... it's funny, cuz it's true

[thedamndest]

Hogan is acquitted when Justice is DQ'ed by a Papa Shango run in.

[Fox]

Hogan is acquitted when Justice is DQ'ed by a Papa Shango run in.

Hogan tried the flash-paper in the eyes gag on her, only to realize that Justice is already blind.

[The MAC]

heres the finish I would book the finish

hogan puts the kid in the sleeper. The coroner arrives and picks the kids hand up and lets it fall 3 times : yup. he's dead.

fink: here is your winner and MURDER...HULK HOOOOGANNNNNNNNN

[mike adamle]

i like it all besides the ending

fink would have to say "here is your winner and murderer... THE IMMORTALLLLLLLL HULK HOOOOOGANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

gotta have the immortal

[Jeritron]

Morrison to Smackdown.

[Xero]

What, no bibles?

[Mooияakeя™]

No bibles, but ABSSSSS

http://www.wwe.com/superstars/smackdown/johnmorrison/photos/photos/102.jpg

[Xero]

Maybe he'd grind their faces on Morrison's abs.

[Jeritron]

They'd burn to death from the intense radiating light before they even reached the abs.

[McLegend]

This is the dumbest thing Hogan has ever said.

Wow

[KayfabeMan]

Nice.

Go Hogan.

[Juan]

The ultimate no no

[FourFifty]

THE MAN GRATES CHEESE ON HIS ABS AND PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT HOGAN!?!?!

[sulzerdrone]

THE MAN GRATES CHEESE ON HIS ABS AND PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT HOGAN!?!?!

If he followed through, it would be the first time since early NWO that I marked for Hogan. :D

[FourFifty]

.............wait, what?
Lemme see if we're on the same page here.... I was talking about Morrison grating cheese on his abs, and I'm astounded with the idea that people are talking about Hogan.
Are you saying you want to see Hogan grate cheese on his abs?

[sulzerdrone]

Ummmmmmm..... Sure?

[KayfabeMan]

Are you saying you want to see Hogan grate cheese on his abs?

Hogan will grate the cheese on his abs, and then use it for........

http://headlinerdiners.com/images/HogansPastamania.jpg

[7spike]

If there was any doubt Hogan was crazy... it ends here...!

Is it wrong that I think his master plan is to Hogan Legdrop his targets?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hogan will grate the cheese on his abs, and then use it for........

http://headlinerdiners.com/images/HogansPastamania.jpg

Chef Boyardee would sue for gimmick infringement methinks.

[screech]

Hulk Hogan’s PR representative, Elizabeth Rosenthal has made the following statement to E! News: “Hulk Hogan in no way condones the O.J. situation. As part of a larger conversation, he referred to it to exemplify his frustration with his own situation.”

I really can't see that flying here.

[McLegend]

Brother

[Xero]

Brother

/thread

[Damian Rey]

Hogan tried the flash-paper in the eyes gag on her, only to realize that Justice is already blind.

:lol::rofl:

[Gerard]

“Hulk’s serial cheating destroyed our marriage, our family and our future,” Linda said in a statement released today. “Sadly, his recent comments remind us that his definition of fair is much different than what the law dictates.”


She actually calls him "Hulk". :wtf:

[Mooияakeя™]

She actually calls him "Hulk". :wtf:

http://www.uefa.com/ml/images/players/ucl/400X600/250003325.jpg

[Xero]

She actually calls him "Hulk". :wtf:

Well, since this is probably a work, why wouldn't she?

Surprised Hogan doesn't call her "Lindster".

[FourFifty]

I bet he calls her "fucking money grubbing whore" now.

[Krimzon7]

Wait Wait WAIT!!! I'm expecting more discussion around ABS, cheese, and radiating light.

[Volare]

Joey Abs?

[Xero]

Wait Wait WAIT!!! I'm expecting more discussion around ABS, cheese, and radiating light.

Morrison's Abs have more talent than Hogan's entire body and every shit he's ever took combined.

[sulzerdrone]

That really doesn't say all that much for Morrison's abs...

[Haze]

should have signed a pre nup. :nono:

[sulzerdrone]

http://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc356/sulzerdrone/funny/99_Problems.jpg