ECW

[screech]

Anyone else watching?

Contract signing between Christian and Swagger for Backlash.

Nothing else confirmed as usual.

[screech]

I hope the crowd is more lively than they were for RAW.

[screech]

Last night in the E for Swog?

[The Show Off]

Hornswoggle Tribute Show?

[screech]

Already more excited...with a Hornswoggle chant.

[The Show Off]

He can talk?

He can talk. He can talk.

I can SIIIIIIIIIIING!!!

[screech]

:wave:

[screech]

Totally didn't recognize his music.

[screech]

Natalya is looking fine

[The Show Off]

Natties got a big ass.

Not that I'm complaining.

[screech]

What is that shit on Swog's face?

[screech]

Natties got a big ass.

Not that I'm complaining.

It is quite awesome.

[screech]

YEAH BUDDY

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Natalya is terrible on the mic.

Although I am loving the throwback Bret Hart style jacket.

[The Show Off]

Hornswoggles last night on ECW... Not because he was drafted to Raw but because he's arrested for sexual assult.

[KYR]

Thwagger? Thweet!

[screech]

Natalya is terrible on the mic.

Although I am loving the throwback Bret Hart style jacket.

Her lack of mic skills shall be forgiven.

[The Show Off]

If Bret Hart lies like Natyla says how could we be sure about anything?

My world is falling apart.

[mike adamle]

natalya's goddamn bonable

[screech]

I don't know what to believe anymore

[The Show Off]

**Cheap plug for my Dream Card tournament stickied on the Wrestling forum**

All applicants welcome.

[KYR]

Next will come screech's cheap plug.

[screech]

I shall consider it. Although I'm not good at that sort of thing.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

If Bret Hart lies like Natyla says how could we be sure about anything?

My world is falling apart.

She just validated everything the Kliq has said about Hart. He's not what his fans think he is.

AND WTF! Why would you bring Tiffany out during a commercial :mad:

[The Show Off]

Natayla isn't that much taller than Hornswoggle.

[The Show Off]

She just validated everything the Kliq has said about Hart. He's not what his fans think he is.

AND WTF! Why would you bring Tiffany out during a commercial :mad:

Well if anyone remembers Jim Neidhart was a member of DX for like an hour back in December of 1997.

[screech]

Next will come screech's cheap plug.

I wasn't going to, but since you said something.

**Cheap plug for my radio show** Some Wrestling Show, Mondays and Wednesdays from 4-6PM ET on www.desales.edu/wdsr

[KYR]

Hornswoggle isn't that much taller than Rey.

[The Show Off]

Are they trying to steal Hornswoggle's lucky charms?

[screech]

Everyone's after his Lucky Charms

[screech]

So can Finlay go back to using his music now?

[The Show Off]

Everyone's after his Lucky Charms

To be fair I haven't been after his lucky charms for a solid month now after going to rehab.

[screech]

RAM JAM

[Xero]

An ECW thread with posts?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?

[screech]

To be fair I haven't been after his lucky charms for a solid month now after going to rehab.

I am proud

[KYR]

An ECW thread with posts?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?

*Post

[screech]

An ECW thread with posts?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?

I bring ratings

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I think I am in love with Tiffany.

[Xero]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG!

[screech]

Tiffany laying down the law

[Xero]

guna b a pirte, brb

[screech]

I think I am in love with Tiffany.

:y:

[Xero]

AR MATEY! IT BE THE ECW AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE!

[screech]

I wouldn't call the tag match huge, Striker

[The Show Off]

An ECW thread with posts?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!?

I'm here for the nose bleeds.

[Xero]

You know, I think I would be mortified to find out how I would post under the influence of anything.

Sorry for hijacking the thread, btw. Hornswoggle.

[KYR]

Well Jersey DOES have a port.

[screech]

Anyone know the name of this song?

[Xero]

Well Jersey DOES have a port.

yar

[KYR]

yar

New Xero avatar...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_vwt55TQq-3k/SHErQq9IIYI/AAAAAAAABrY/huVJ7vfqc7s/s320/simpsons%2Bsea%2Bcaptain.jpg

[Juan]

Natalya :love:

[The Show Off]

Wasn't Triple H's WWE title on the line in the same exact senerio in 2000?

[KYR]

Juan :love:

[KYR]

Oh wait,

Juan :foc:

[screech]

Natalya :love:

Indeed :love:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Bourne :love:

[screech]

New pants for Bourne?

[Xero]

Sea Captain :love:

[Triple Naitch]

Juan :love: :mad: :shifty: :'(

[Xero]

RHYNO'S TAPPING! RHYNO'S TAPPING! KURT ANGLE HAS DONE IT!

[Xero]

:shifty:

[Juan]

New pants :love:

[screech]

Juan hasn't repped me in a while. I suspect he is over his man crush.

:-\

[KYR]

RHYNO'S TAPPING! RHYNO'S TAPPING! KURT ANGLE HAS DONE IT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!

[Xero]

.

[Juan]

Samuel Powers :love:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

ARRRRGH

[screech]

BURCHILL! :love:

[screech]

Katie Lea :love:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Katie :love:

[KYR]

Katie Lea :love:

:drool:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I'm thinking, and could be incorrect... but ECW has nothing but severely attractive/sexy woman.

[mike adamle]

i don't find katie lea attractive anymore...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Apparently the Burchill/Bourne match went on for quite a while. Is it any good. All this talk of Natalya and Tiffany is enough reason to come into this thread.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Katie fucking Lea. I would bone her senseless.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Dragon Sleeper :love:

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's sad that when ECW has Natalya, Katie Lea and Alicia Fox, they had a better fucking women's division than RAW or SmackDown!. Fucking bring Alicia Fox back.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Butterfly Suplex :love:

Elijah Express-ish move :love:

[screech]

I want Paul to start using the C-4 again. That is a great move.

[mike adamle]

i also hate paul burchill

[screech]

Cradle Suplex :love:

[Juan]

lol when did Paul Burchill turn face?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Capture *cough*Taz*cough*Suplex :;love:

[screech]

i also hate paul burchill

:mad:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol when did Paul Burchill turn face?

When ECW filmed in England for a week :p

[Juan]

oh that's right. totally forgot they were in the UK :y:

[Triple Naitch]

It's supposed to go like this, screech.


i also hate paul burchill

:mad: YARRR!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Glad Burchill is getting a chance to shine here. There's no reason that Burchill should not be able to have a fantastic match with Evan Bourne.

[screech]

For anyone who wants the Backlash theme song:

http://www.zshare.net/audio/5899822035222d2c/

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'd mark out for a C4 being used in this match. Obviously not to finish it, because it's obvious Bourne is winning.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I :love: the Two Time All American American Jack Swagg(er)a

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Pretty sick roll up right thur

[screech]

Wow

[screech]

SSP :love:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Reverse Frankensteiner!!!!! :LOVE:

[screech]

Very good match :y:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

AIR BOURNE :LOVE:

[Mr. Nerfect]

I :love: the Two Time All American American Jack Swagg(er)a

If he started calling himself "The American All-American American and American All-American American Again" I would mark out and probably implode.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Match of the week right there folks.

[mike adamle]

VLAD!!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

First Match of the Week Burchill has been a part of, I believe. That's pretty big for him. First chance to really trot out his skills. How did he look?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

The All-American American Jack Swagg(er)a as a pompous as tweener destroying Koslov FTW

[screech]

You know, I don't think I'd mind seeing Kozlov as ECW champ

[Triple Naitch]

I would.

[screech]

First Match of the Week Burchill has been a part of, I believe. That's pretty big for him. First chance to really trot out his skills. How did he look?

He looked very good. I'm glad he got some TV time.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

First Match of the Week Burchill has been a part of, I believe. That's pretty big for him. First chance to really trot out his skills. How did he look?

Good, He's a bit of a slow burner, he starts off a little hesitant every outing I've ever seen but his timing always starts to get more accurate past the five minute point, so by the end of the match they were burning it up.

[screech]

Okay I've thought that through. I fucking hate Kozlov.

That video package thing wasn't bad, though.

[mike adamle]

he looked good, no homo, i still hate him though

[HeartBreakMan2k]

You know, I don't think I'd mind seeing Kozlov as ECW champ

No, The All-American American Jack Swagg(er)a must destroy the damn commie :mad:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

JOBBER ALERT!

[screech]

What a promo

[screech]

Who is he, Al Snow?

[screech]

Swagger has some sweet suits

[HeartBreakMan2k]

lol I love Swagger, first new guy I've marked for since Brock.

[screech]

I hate this gamer show.

[screech]

CHRISTIAN :love:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

btw, you can all fuck off. I like his new theme.

[screech]

Anyone track down a good version of his new theme?

[screech]

btw, you can all fuck off. I like his new theme.

:y:

[screech]

Either Swagger is overdressed, or Christian is underdressed. I can't decide.

[The Show Off]

Swagger looks like a cross between Brock Lesnar and The Miz

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Either Swagger is overdressed, or Christian is underdressed. I can't decide.

Swagg(er)a is never over dressed, Captain Charisma looks like some guy just walked into the arena.

[mike adamle]

i respect swagger for just admitting he has a lisp, he's now officially the man, as if he wasn't before

[screech]

Swagger looks like a cross between Brock Lesnar and The Miz

I've noticed that too.

[The Show Off]

i respect swagger for just admitting he has a lisp, he's now officially the man, as if he wasn't before

Having a lisp puts him in great company with Ric Flair and Dusty Rhodes two of the biggest wrestlers of all time.

[screech]

i respect swagger for just admitting he has a lisp, he's now officially the man, as if he wasn't before

He can still cut a good promo

[mike adamle]

he's also got colliflower ear, i know i spelled it wrong

[The Show Off]

I've noticed that too.

Stop reading my diary!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

he's also got colliflower ear, i know i spelled it wrong

That's because he's an All-American American damn it! It's dedication damn it!

[mike adamle]

no i wasn't dissing him when i said that, i think he's great, i just respect people who point out their flaws, he can still do everything great, even with that

[screech]

Stop reading my diary!

I just can't stop turning the pages. It's so riveting!

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Damn right he can :mad:

[The Show Off]

The Peep-ulation will go wild on Sunday at Backlash.

[screech]

no i wasn't dissing him when i said that, i think he's great, i just respect people who point out their flaws, he can still do everything great, even with that

Didn't mean to assume that. I was saying despite his lisp, his promos are very good (unlike CAWdy).

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I want to pop for Xtian... but I can't do it for him over Swagg(er)a

[HeartBreakMan2k]

PUT 'EM THROUGH THE TABLE!1

[screech]

SWAGGA BOMB

[HeartBreakMan2k]

*MARKS THE FUCK OUT!*

[The Show Off]

I just can't stop turning the pages. It's so riveting!

Well don't hold it against me when you find out I'm a Zach Morris fan.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

And he puts the jacket back on! Perfect.

[screech]

Well don't hold it against me when you find out I'm a Zach Morris fan.

It upsets me, I won't lie.

But I won't hold it against you. That's not how I roll.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Putting jackets back on = ratings. It worked for The Brian Kendrick, and it'll work for Swagga.

[AJHayes]

i don't find katie lea attractive anymore...

I don't find her attractive anyless.

She and Nattie are my future ex-wives.

[DAMN iNATOR]

RHYNO'S TAPPING! RHYNO'S TAPPING! KURT ANGLE HAS DONE IT!

AND I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
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