ECW Thread 5/5/09

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Figured I'd start it this week.

Back to the 10PM start time.

Main event is Christian v. Mark Henry.

Yay?

[mike adamle]

Hopefully Evan Bourne's given another nice amount of time to get the best out of someone.

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Hopefully the main event doesn't completely suck. I'm confident that Christian can drag a good match out of Henry.

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Interesting tie choice by Mr. Matthews.

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This should be good.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Interesting tie choice by Mr. Matthews.

Red would catch the blood. Is it red?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Hope they have an Evan Bourne & Finlay vs. Paul Burchill & Tyson Kidd tag team match. That would rule. And having Natalya and Katie Lea in the same corner would explode my mind.

[screech]

Red would catch the blood. Is it red?

:lol:

[Mr. Nerfect]

By the way, I'm calling Christian over Mark Henry via disqualification after Jack Swagger attacks.

[screech]

And having Natalya and Katie Lea in the same corner would explode my penis.

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[Mr. Nerfect]

And having Natalya and Katie Lea in the same corner would engorge my penis.

:shifty:

[screech]

And having Natalya and Katie Lea in the same corner would make me blow a load in my pants.

That's it, Noid, just be direct.

:shifty:

[screech]

Bourne's pants remind me of Al Snow's "Snowman" pants.

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Swagger looking snazzy again

[Juan]

CHECK ONE TWO

[Mr. Nerfect]

That's it, Noid, just be direct.

:shifty:

I want to see a Paul London and Katie Lea porno!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Where was the :shifty: there? :shifty:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Bourne's pants remind me of Al Snow's "Snowman" pants.

I loved Al Snow, so this would not bother me.

[screech]

Is it me, or does Swagger always look like he's on the verge of tears?

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:shifty:

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[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol Fatty Dreamer

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Was Tommy humping his face there for a second?

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I loved Al Snow, so this would not bother me.

Al Snow is the man.

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WHAT THE FUCK?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

LOL YES

[Juan]

WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Who was saying they didn't understand why WWE didn't have a prick, preppy guy gimmick with popped collars? Now they have one.

[Mr. Nerfect]

ZACK RYDER?!?! Please tell me there has been a Zack Ryder sighting?

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Makes me wish I could watch Superstars

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I want to see a Zack Ryder, Paul London and Katie Lea porno!

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Tiffany totally wants it from Ryder

[Supreme Olajuwon]

The whistles go WOO WOOOOOOO

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>WOO WOO WOO, YOU KNOW IT!</font>

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NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT KOZLOV

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I LOVE DOUBLE DOUBLE E

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Fuck Kozlov, I want a 20 minute Ryder promo

[screech]

Fuck Kozlov, I want a 20 minute Ryder promo

:y:

[dronepool]

I'm probably one of few, but I like Kozlov.

[Triple Naitch]

They should turn Ezekiel Jackson into some big face gangsta thug to feud with Kozlov. It gives Zeke a push and gives Vlad something worthwhile.

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WHAT'S UP WIT DAT?

[Mr. Nerfect]

Zack Ryder should get Ezekiel Jackson as his choo-choo train bodyguard. YOU KNOW IT! WOO WOO WOO!

[Mr. Nerfect]

I really want to see a Zack Ryder, Paul London and Katie Lea porno!

You know it!

[screech]

I am pretending to look the other way at my username being misspelled in the previous quoted post.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Tiffany totally wants it from Ryder

Truthfully, I honestly believe that girl wants it from everyone -- Ricky Ortiz, Jack Swagger, Zack Ryder, Carlton. It's just ridiculous. You know it!

[Mr. Nerfect]

I am pretending to look the other way at my username being misspelled in the previous quoted post.

What are you talking about?

[screech]

I would actually like to see Zeke as a bodyguard again. At least he'd be doing something.

Don't know how I feel about the gangsta thing. It would depend on his mic skills.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

woo woo woo

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think Zeke would make an interesting face bodyguard. Sort of like how Tyson Tomko was to Christian when Captain Charisma was getting cheered to high heaven. "Tomko, give me a beat!" "No."

[Mr. Nerfect]

Is Zack Ryder ECW Champion yet?

[Triple Naitch]

Not necessarily gangsta, but kinda like Big Black from Rob & Big.

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WOOO :love:

[Mr. Nerfect]

They should make Ezekiel Jackson like a character from The Wire. Stringer Zeke.

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I think Zeke would make an interesting face bodyguard. Sort of like how Tyson Tomko was to Christian when Captain Charisma was getting cheered to high heaven. "Tomko, give me a beat!" "No."

Or they could just bring back Tomko.

Cause, you know, he's awesome. :y:

[screech]

Not necessarily gangsta, but kinda like Big Black from Rob & Big.

Not familiar with the show, but I trust your opinion.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Or they could just bring back Tomko.

Cause, you know, he's awesome. :y:

Apparently they're thinking about it. Zack Ryder & Zeke Jackson vs. Christian & Tomko = Ratings.

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MAY 19

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's a bit hard to believe that Christian's sister-in-law is the RAW General Manager, and his brother is the World Heavyweight Champion. That's one successful family.

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BIG BEEFY

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Christian & Tomko = Ratings.

:y::y::y:

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I love that corkscrew elbow

[Mr. Nerfect]

Who's wrestling?

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Swagger doesn't like Dreamer because he's fat. I wonder how he feels about tagging with Mark Henry.

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VADER TIME

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Who's wrestling?

Swagger/Henry v Christian/Dreamer

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That was pretty fucking sweet

[Juan]

Tornado Slop Drop?

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lol

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I don't care what he called it, it looked cool.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Tornado Slop Drop?

Was that Christian's Tornado Reverse Facelock Driver that he busts out from time-to-time? If so, that's a pretty cool name for the move. I mean, here's my thinking:

1. Christian's variation of the reverse DDT isn't strictly a DDT. A DDT is when you drop backwards with the opponent in either a front facelock or reverse facelock. Calling Christian's version such is just for the lack of a more accurate name.

2. Henry Godwinn used to call his Reverse DDT finish the "Slop Drop," didn't he? While the name was silly, it fit his character. It wouldn't make sense for the reverse DDT to be called such all the time. But when you have a move very similar to the reverse DDT being used, why not just ammend the name to apply to that?

3. Christian's character is a fun-loving guy. He can be serious and all, but underneath everything is a jokester. I dislike the name change "The Unprettier" got. I thought it had some wit and style to it. I mean, especially when there have been other moves called "The Killswitch." If anyone took the move name on board, I think it should have been used for CM Punk, considering his theme song is performed by Killswitch Engage.

I can very easily imagine Christian's character calling a reverse DDT move he uses a "Slop Drop." It only makes sense that the tornado version of the move is called a "Tornado Slop Drop."

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If the move was something used by someone else entirely, disregard this post. :shifty:

[Mr. Nerfect]

Swagger doesn't like Dreamer because he's fat. I wonder how he feels about tagging with Mark Henry.

There's a big difference between calling an old white guy fat, and an angry black dude who can roll cars fat. :p

[Mr. Nerfect]

So what matches have taken place on ECW tonight? I got the impression that Evan Bourne was wrestling earlier. What was he up to?

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Evan Bourne v. Tyson Kidd
Kozlov v. a jobber
Christian v. Mark Henry became Christian/Dreamer v. Henry/Swagger

[Mr. Nerfect]

Evan Bourne v. Tyson Kidd
Kozlov v. a jobber
Christian v. Mark Henry became Christian/Dreamer v. Henry/Swagger

Evan Bourne vs. Tyson Kidd sounds pretty sweet. Was that a good match?

[screech]

Indeed it was. Bourne has been in some very good matches the last few weeks (Morrison, Burchill twice and Kidd). Both competitors looked very good in every match.

I'm impressed.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Bourne's star is only going to rise if he keeps doing that. Making others look good around you while looking great yourself is not a trait that everyone in the business has.

[Theo Dious]

I was at the show tonight... I was very surprised by how over Bourne was with thte live crowd. Especially the younger ones; it was more than your standard "ooh cheer the good guy" stuff. Lots of chanting and eating up every near fall.

[Afterlife]

That main event was great. Really got us going near the end; super pissed that Dreamer got sniped. Good show, imo.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Just wanted to say I was disappointed this thread wasn't called "ECW: Vince Hates Christian III". I'll have to check out the matches later.

[The Destroyer]

This was the first full WWE show I've watched in... well, years. Wasn't bad actually.

Are Zack Ryder and Tiffany meant to sound as wooden as they did? :?:

[DAMN iNATOR]

MAY 19

I can see the ads on the 5/18 RAW now:
This Tuesday on an all-newECW: Kane and his demonic doppelgänger pay yet another disturbing visit to the Land of Extreme. What will happen when they terrorize the roster and steal everyone's eyeballs?

This Tuesday at 10/9 Central -- only on SciFi.


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[screech]

Just wanted to say I was disappointed this thread wasn't called "ECW: Vince Hates Christian III". I'll have to check out the matches later.

It was like, 9:59 when I did it and I didn't even think about that. I just wanted to get a thread going.

I'm sorry I'm not clever :(

[Anybody Thrilla]

None of you are going to say anything about the Bourne/Kidd match? Pretty good.

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None of you are going to say anything about the Bourne/Kidd match? Pretty good.

Indeed it was. Bourne has been in some very good matches the last few weeks (Morrison, Burchill twice and Kidd). Both competitors looked very good in every match.

I'm impressed.

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[Anybody Thrilla]

screech is always there for me.

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That's how I roll.

[Mooияakeя™]

Who was saying they didn't understand why WWE didn't have a prick, preppy guy gimmick with popped collars? Now they have one.

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/1826/4poppedcollars.png

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lol