*Official* Extreme Rules Thread - OH MY GOD EDGE KILLED HARDY

[Tazz Dan]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/touts/feature/29062/10220702




WWE Championship Steel Cage Match
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/10253140




World Heavyweight Championship Ladder Match
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/10302938




Submission Match
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/10249894




ECW Championship
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/10331626



Intercontinental Championship No-Holds Barred Match
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/10302924




United States Championship
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/10388164




Samoan Strap Match
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/10302954




Hog Pen Match
http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/10311678



-EDIT-


This is on tonight, right? I'm hoping for a good PPV. Hopefully Edge and Hardy don't kill themselves.

[Afterlife]

Yes. I await streams.

[road doggy dogg]

I love titties.
crossrine

[Afterlife]

And Justin.tv can go ahead and put my dick in its mouth.

[Tazz Dan]

I also love titties RDD.

[Nark Order]

And Justin.tv can go ahead and put my dick in its mouth.

Saw that coming.

[Londoner]

watching it for free. :)

[Afterlife]

Saw that coming.

What? Justin.tv has been shit the last couple shows.

[Nark Order]

What? Are "Afterlife is gay" jokes not welcomed anymore around here? What the hell is going on?

[Afterlife]

Where's that mike adamle person? He always seems to have proper stream links.

[Afterlife]

What? Are "Afterlife is gay" jokes not welcomed anymore around here? What the hell is going on?

Only when they're funny.

[Hornicane]

Where's that mike adamle person? He always seems to have proper stream links.

I am also slightly dismayed at the lack of an adamle stream thread.

[Afterlife]

I am also surprised by the lack of Juan.

[Team Sheep]

What's extreme about the US title match.

[Afterlife]

Fatal 4-Way, I guess. In this ppv, "Extreme Rules" mean "Stipulations". It's really not about being hardcore.

[Testicle]

I think all fatal four ways are now no dq.

[The Chris Rosa]

Except when Chris Jericho uses a chair.




Any news on a stream? Is Juan's going to turn to it in a few?

[Afterlife]

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/donate4feed

Working thus far.

[Testicle]

Except when Chris Jericho uses a chair.




Any news on a stream? Is Juan's going to turn to it in a few?


Thats true, but that was an elimination match, this is one fall.

[Afterlife]

Also, I really don't give a shit about Orton/Batista.

[Londoner]

I just hope Batista doesn't win.

[Afterlife]

I just hope Batista doesn't win.

Why?

[Londoner]

Why?

Doesn't need the title.

[Afterlife]

Doesn't need the title.

That's true. Does Orton?

[Londoner]

Yup.

[Afterlife]

Why? Conversations go best with words and stuff. :p

[James Steele]

Batista is horrible, and the only thing more annoying than MegaTista chasing the title is UberTista holding the title.

[James Steele]

WE ARE LIVE, AND WELCOME YOU TO WCW UNCENSORED!

[Londoner]

What steele said.

[James Steele]

OMG

[Droford]

Whats up with the woman doing the voiceover?

[James Steele]

ITS TIME TO GO EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEME LIVE ON PAY-PER-VIEW!

[Afterlife]

But... Randy is also a very bad wrestler.

[James Steele]

Awesome stage setup.

[Afterlife]

Whats up with the woman doing the voiceover?

Been the ad intro for weeks.

[James Steele]

But... Randy is also a very bad wrestler.

He can be carried...usually.

[Dorkchop]

Streams anyone? I haven't had any luck finding any

[The Chris Rosa]

The WM16 main event was weapon heavy. It was explained by Jericho calling bullshit the next week, and the whole conspiracy theory.



But yeah, no DQs in any multi-man match, save for tags.

[James Steele]

Opening up with the United States Championship.

[Londoner]

lol if this ends in DQ

[James Steele]

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/donate4feed

Working good for me.

[James Steele]

This totally WCW-esque. Opening up with the undercard talent in a clusterfuck match that ends up being pretty damn good.

[James Steele]

Michael Cole is such a tool.

[Lux]

Matt Hardy, "the dark cloud"

[James Steele]

Lash LeRoux needs to be hired by WWE.

[James Steele]

That is an awesome set.

[Londoner]

This could be amazing.

[Dorkchop]

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/donate4feed

Working good for me.

It's pretty annoying watching wide screen stretched to fit 4:3, but it'll have to do for now. Thanks.

[Johnny Vegas]

John Morrison isn't on this PPV???

[James Steele]

RACE WARS

[James Steele]

John Morrison isn't on this PPV???

No, he cut his arm off after applying sunscreen to his stomach.

[The Chris Rosa]

The controlled lameness of Michael Cole.

[Londoner]

John Morrison isn't on this PPV???

fucking sad aint it

[Nark Order]

Thedamndest and Jeritron are really gaying it up thick in the Vault. I'm force to discuss this PPV here.

[rob11]

Bunch of ads and crap, but once they clear, it's pretty good quality. A bit choppy.
http://www.your-motor.com/

[Nark Order]

Don't post the feed on the boards, you noobs.

[James Steele]

Narc, shut your face.

[owenbrown]

Batista enters the cheat code tonight and wins the title :'(

[Dorkchop]

Regal is awesome

[Londoner]

wow that was short and hardly extreme

[Stealth-Icon]

boooooo!!!

[Afterlife]

THat match was fuckin' fun.

[The Chris Rosa]

I hate when he calls guys "scintalating." (sp?)

[Stealth-Icon]

OMG!! Josh Mathews made it to a PPV

[Johnny Vegas]

Now get away from my bus LOL

[Codebreaker]

I liked that match...it was fun. Good way to start the night.

[Londoner]

nice twist

[Nark Order]

Wonder why the stream is going down. Wonder if it has anything to do with a bunch of morons openly linking it on public message boards?

[Londoner]

hahahaha

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

who won?

[Lux]

http://www.ustream.tv/channel/donate4feed

Working good for me.Just died :(

[Londoner]

who won?

kofi

[Lux]

nm

[rob11]

Just died :(

I posted above but for people coming back looking for a backup.
http://www.your-motor.com/
Ads suck, looking for a better one.

[James Steele]

Mr. Jericho Goes To Washington II

[James Steele]

Wonder why the stream is going down. Wonder if it has anything to do with a bunch of morons openly linking it on public message boards?

It could have something to do with you being a douche.

[Lux]

:(

damnit

[What Would Kevin Do?]

http://www.fightmates.com/

[Afterlife]

Wonder why the stream is going down. Wonder if it has anything to do with a bunch of morons openly linking it on public message boards?

I wonder if you could do more than sound like a pompous douche with a fat neck?

[Nark Order]

I WONDRES WHY DEY KEP SHUTING ALDA STREMS DWN?

[Londoner]

Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J Y2J

[Londoner]

LETS GO JERICHO

[Stealth-Icon]

the ayatollah of rock and rolla

[Londoner]

CODEBREAKER!!!!!!

[The Chris Rosa]

The match is appearantly No No Holds Barred.

[Codebreaker]

Holy shit, what a codebreaker.

[Volare]

What up im here...anyone got a better stream that ain't so choppy?

[Afterlife]

That'd be nice.

[Londoner]

JERICHOOOOOO!!!!!!!

[Hornicane]

That was pretty sweet.

[Afterlife]

Woulda been great to see that match, instead of reloading the page 7 times because the feed kept stopping.

[Johnny Vegas]

ABOUT FUCKING TIME

[Johnny Vegas]

MACHO FUCKING MAN

[rob11]

Macho Man!

[Codebreaker]

yay....Mysterio De-masked.....again.

That match was pretty good...

[Tazz Dan]

Macho Man? Fill me in

[Tazz Dan]

And has Rey lost his mask again? FUCK. I hate not being able to watch this :(

[Afterlife]

Man, they REALLY want us to care about Orton/Batista.

[Hornicane]

Man, they REALLY want us to care about Orton/Batista.

Apparently they're failing then.

[Vietnamese Crippler]

Macho Man? Fill me in

DVD plug.

[Nark Order]

Macho Man? Fill me in

Savage interfered in the Rey/Jericho match by pulling Rey's mask off while Jericho pinned him!

[The Chris Rosa]

There are never simple feuds anymore. Like the tride and true, "You're the champ, and I want to be the champ, so I'm going to punch you in the mouth."

[Theo Dious]

Flair is totally turning on Bats tonight.

[Tazz Dan]

You're an ass Narc :mad:




:kiss:

[The Chris Rosa]

"Orton, you're going to feel the power of the Contra Code."

[Stealth-Icon]

I hope Umaga whips the CM out of Punk

[Volare]

So both sites the crew posted are going to hell...any other suggestions?

[Londoner]

Um how does this match work?

[Londoner]

oh i see

[Afterlife]

With a strap that long, takes a lot away from "How will PUnk drag the Samoan Bulldozer from post to post????"

[The Chris Rosa]

The finish is the same as GAB 04 and every other bullrope, stap match.

[Stealth-Icon]

Keep whipping him Umaga

[Codebreaker]

No, it's not the same, I don't think.

I think it the priors, you didn't have to hit them in sucession, but don't quote me on that

Edit: NVM, read it completely wrong. Ignore my incompetence.

[Afterlife]

In terms of strap matches, this mighta been the best I"ve seen.

[Londoner]

knew i should've chosen cmpunk in tipsters.

[Stealth-Icon]

when are we going to see blood?

[Stealth-Icon]

WOW. How can so much greatness be in one shot....Christian and The Hurricane

[Codebreaker]

Ugh....everytime I see Helms, I see a superhero gimmick that went too far.

[Stealth-Icon]

"what would that make you, a wick?"....lol dreamer

[Londoner]

just close your EYEEEEEEESSS

[Stealth-Icon]

PEEP alert

[Londoner]

THERE BETTER BE EXTREME RULES HERE AND I MEAN EXTREME

[Afterlife]

knew i should've chosen cmpunk in tipsters.

Then why didn't you?

[Londoner]

Then why didn't you?

Fuck knows.

[Sixx]

So who won the strap match?

[Londoner]

So who won the strap match?

have a fucking guess

[Londoner]

here we go

[Stealth-Icon]

nice move dreamer

[Londoner]

ecw chants!

[Stealth-Icon]

EEEEE CCCCC DUB

[Stealth-Icon]

nice move Christian

[Stealth-Icon]

I think that business is about to pick up

[Londoner]

sick move!

[Londoner]

DREAMER WINS!!!!!!!!

[James Steele]

AWESOME!

[Stealth-Icon]

Go Tommy!

[Testicle]

damn, go tommy

[Codebreaker]

HOLY SHIT! TOMMY DREAMER

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS</font>

[Inadequacy]

Not gonna lie, I'm happy with this.

[Afterlife]

WHAT DID I TELL YOU DOUBTING MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Stealth-Icon]

CM Punk comes in to cash in and again Tommy loses the belt the same night he wins it.

[Theo Dious]

Boo.

[Hornicane]

Nice, Dreamer actually wins. :)

[Nark Order]

God. Tommy is awful.

[Londoner]

Not gonna lie, I'm happy with this.

Same!

[Codebreaker]

I must say, I had my doubts...but I'm happy with the end result.

[Stealth-Icon]

HAHA...Chavo with a pig nose

[Londoner]

Way to not follow up dreamerstitle win correctly

[Inadequacy]

It was a nice moment

[James Steele]

Michael Cole is horrible.

[The Chris Rosa]

Damn straight! Dreamer lives.

[James Steele]

:lol:

This Miss WrestleMania shit is going way too far.

[Londoner]

what the hell

[Afterlife]

God. Tommy is awful.

You're awful. :mad:

[James Steele]

King ripping off JRs lines.

[Nark Order]

It think it downright sucks that Christian had to drop the belt to Tommy Dreamer of all people.

[Codebreaker]

Ok, so now that no one really cares about the horrible match, let's take a moment:

3 Matches, 2 title changes.

What do you think of the PPV so far, and what do you expect for the rest of the night?

[Londoner]

pigs on a wweppv...thats a first

[Hornicane]

:lol:

This Miss WrestleMania shit is going way too far.

For serious.

[James Steele]

:lol:

I feel bad for Vickie.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Shit, feed broke.</font>

[CSL]

More top use for Chavo right here

[Londoner]

lmao@the pigs, stupid wwe

[Stealth-Icon]

Micheal Cole..."What kind of pigs are they?"

pricless

[CSL]

Did Michael Cole really just say 'sloppy match'?

[CSL]

I predict Triple H makes his return right here in this Hog Pen match

[Londoner]

poor vickie

[Hornicane]

Poor pigs.

[Theo Dious]

I really wish Beth would come down there and finish this.

[Stealth-Icon]

Poor us for having to watch this.

[Londoner]

Poor pigs.

same thing

[4 knuckles up]

Hey guys, remember when Chavo was having a white-hot feud with CM Punk for the ECW title?

[CSL]

Are they going out of their way to make all the PPV logos shit nowadays?

[Londoner]

cage match already???

[Stealth-Icon]

All is right in the WWE universe again...Santina is MISS WRESTLEMANIA

[CSL]

cage match already???

Jeff/Edge were always gonna go on last

[Londoner]

Jeff/Edge were always gonna go on last

i know but thought there should be another match before these two.

[The Chris Rosa]

Bookers are on autopilot. Most main event stip matches are LMS or cage matches...




Yawn already.

[LoDownM]

Someone pm me a feed :mad:

[Afterlife]

Any new feeds?

[CSL]

Edge babyyyyy!

[Hornicane]

Any new feeds?

[J Dogg Funk]

Anyone with a Feed.
Help

[Londoner]

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo




ORTON!

[Hornicane]

That belt looks so absurd.

[The Fonz]

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY TELL ME TO PUT ON BABY OIL!

[Lux]

Orton :love:

[Stealth-Icon]

lol if Orton got out and the match was over in under a minute.

[The Fonz]

lol@the You can't wrestle chants.

[Lux]

excuse me?!

[Lux]

what is this shit?

[Codebreaker]

ew.....what a cop-out of a match.

[Testicle]

no fucking way

[CSL]

Are you fucking kidding me?

[Lux]

Someone tell me this did not just happen

[Hornicane]

The fuck? :nono:

[Testicle]

Wow, did not see this or the dreamer match ending the way that they did.

[Lux]

Well fuck Raw for a few months, the writers better just be feeling bad for him


if he is not a transition champ then the world just went to hell

[Lux]

I really hope Orton gets to punt bats in the head again before this storyline ends

[Pardeep 619]

Not surprised about Batista winning... however the win seems so anti-climatic

[The Chris Rosa]

That match got 5 minutes.



And it was gay. And I'm no longer above homosexual slurs.

[Codebreaker]

Worst match of the night award goes to.....

[CSL]

They'll wrestle on the next PPV and Orton will get the belt back but still, what is the fucking point?

[Lux]

To make bats feel better probably

[The Chris Rosa]

So Cena vs Batista II.... For the right to job to HHH.




Yay.

[The Fonz]

Okay...what the fuck? Short match, no Legacy, Batista supposed to be out injured soon? He's dropping the belt either tomorrow or at The Bash, this I'm sure of.

[Stealth-Icon]

I want to see Cena pick up Big Show across his back and make him submit using the backbreaker

[4 knuckles up]

I'm pretty sure I remember Cena locking the STFU on Khali, whos the same size if not taller than Show.

[Codebreaker]

I demand a extreme rules Freestyle battle with Show/Cena

[Lux]

Hope Cena doesn't win...

what am I saying, I -know- what will happen

[Lux]

I'm pretty sure I remember Cena locking the STFU on Khali, whos the same size if not taller than Show.

Taller actually

[Hornicane]

Taller actually

And yet Show remains the world's largest athlete. :roll:

[taker707]

THE CODE WORKED BAH GAWD IT WORKED

[Stealth-Icon]

And yet Show remains the world's largest athlete. :roll:

I guess that they just don't think that Khali is very athletic

[Hornicane]

I guess that they just don't think that Khali is very athletic

Excellent point.

[Tazz Dan]

Excellent point on the excellent point :D

[Tazz Dan]

I'd love a stream also, if someone would care to PM me. :heart:

[Hornicane]

Damn. Show hasn't used the ally-oop in a while, has he?

[Testicle]

I got a feeling that the ladder match is goning to make up for the lack of 'extreme' that the rest of this ppv has had.

[Londoner]

My fucking computer fucked up, only just managedto get back on.:mad: That wwe title cage match was bloody awful, didn't even use the cage much!

[Stealth-Icon]

I got a feeling that the ladder match is goning to make up for the lack of 'extreme' that the rest of this ppv has had.

I hope so. This has been a fairly unextreme extreme rules PPV

[Londoner]

also forgot this shitty match was on the card for some reason

[Hornicane]

also forgot this shitty match was on the card for some reason

Probably because it's shitty.

[Londoner]

Probably because it's shitty.

ya think

[Tazz Dan]

Cheers guys :love:

[Afterlife]

These fucking feeds are starting to really get on my nerves.

[Hornicane]

Yeah. Great time for it to die. :mad:

[Londoner]

Yeah. Great time for it to die. :mad:

Tbf the match itsself probably bored the stream to death.

[Fox]

Cena is going to fucking win....

[Londoner]

no shitz omgz

[Testicle]

I have to admit, I like the throwback move that Cena does.

[Fox]

Also, for anyone looking for a sustainable link for the PPV:

http://wweheats.blogspot.com/2009/04/stream-1.html

The bottom one is great and has a password, so it's not flooded with like 300+ viewers. Cheers.

[Fox]

KO Shot. Big Show might actually win.

[Londoner]

oh fuck off

[Fox]

lol Show's leg came undone from the ropes

[Londoner]

damnit

[CSL]

lol @ his foot coming loose like instantly

[The Chris Rosa]

HES ON THE ROPES!




But it's okay, it's John Cena.

[Testicle]

"Cena with another miracale!"

fuck off cole

[Afterlife]

I hate Cena.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Like that wasn't the most predictable ending ever or anything.</font>

[Fox]

Is there a new address to the Vault or something?

[Londoner]

supercunt wins again, oh the joy

[Testicle]

There has been nothing extreme about this ppv, but its about to change.

[Londoner]

we hope.

[CSL]

This PPV had better overrun because there is roughly 20 minutes left and they're only just starting the VP

[The Chris Rosa]

Hope you know since the WWE Title changed hands earlier, they're not sending the fans home with a title retention.

[AJHayes]

Thank goodness that Cena overcame the odds..... again.

[Londoner]

Edge to win...thanks to matt hardy interference.