Official WWE RAW Thread for 7/13/09 - Insert Dated XFL Reference Here

[Xero]

Sup?

Chat here - http://www.justin.tv/juan_a7x

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Tonight Raw goes green. Seth Green!

[ClockShot]

As for the XFL reference. "He hate me"

However, even though we are back to live TV this week, Seth Green hosting Raw tonight is a real turn off.

[KYR]

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Chris: Where do you think you go when you die?
Sam: I learned in church that if you're good you go to heaven, but if you're bad you go to a place where the dead believe they're still livin' and they pray for death but death won't come.
Chris: WWE Creative?

[Xero]

:wave:

[Jannettyzilla]

Who else is stoked for Cena/HHH/Green vs. Legacy!!!!????????!!!!!!!!???????


Yeah, me neither.

[KYR]

^^:wave:

That was to Xero.

It was no way an endorsement or indication that I am 'stoked for Cena/HHH/Green vs. Legacy!!!!????????!!!!!!!!???????'

[DarKCentaur]

My dated reference goes out to Rusty Tillman, ignoring the challenge of Jesse Ventura

[Juan]

I'm looking forward to Seth Green. Love that guy

[Hornicane]

I think it could be good. Seth Green has always entertained me.

[Corndad]

I hope Seth Green comes out and acts like Scott from Austin Powers and is all cocky lol

[Hornicane]

Hope Seth has ridiculous entrance music.

[Londoner]

nice entrance lol

[Corndad]

LOL at the Titantron of Seth Green

[Jannettyzilla]

Wonder how much money they blew on Welcome to the Jungle....

[Triple Naitch]

Seth has his own titantron. Nice. :y:

[Londoner]

I like it.

[Nark Order]

lol Seth looks ridiculous in a wrestling ring.

[Londoner]

guns n roses fan eh

[Fig Newton]

his appearances on entourage have brainwashed me into hating seth green

[Hornicane]

Good God he looks minuscule next to Trips.

[Nark Order]

Great Seth. Give us a piss break as your first action on RAW.

[Jannettyzilla]

Divas and bikinis = YES! Bring him back next week.

[Triple Naitch]

Tell Simone I said what's up.

[Londoner]

Good God he looks minuscule next to Trips.

:lol: SO true.

[Nark Order]

LOL plug

[RawRocks]

WTF is this?

[Nark Order]

LOL Dakota Fanning

[Triple Naitch]

:rofl: Dakota Fanning.

[Londoner]

:lol:

[Corndad]

LOL

[Triple Naitch]

DAKOT iNATOR

[Jannettyzilla]

I'm most concerned that Trips decided to not wear pants for this segment. I'd expect it from Legacy, but not Trips.

[Nark Order]

DAMNinator name change. BOOK IT.

[Innovator]

HHH looking very calm in the ring looking at the guy who RKOd and DDTed his wife

Oh yeah that was 4 months ago, my bad

[Juan]

wow crowd is pumped

[Innovator]

Jesus how short is Seth Green?

[Jannettyzilla]

BTW, I'd like to remind you all that Robot Chicken is brought to you by KFC's new Kentucky Grilled Chicken.

[/Michael Cole]

[Corndad]

Wow this crowd is hot so far tonight.

[Nark Order]

HHH looking very calm in the ring looking at the guy who RKOd and DDTed his wife

Oh yeah that was 4 months ago, my bad


I STILL REMEMBER.

[Londoner]

I STILL REMEMBER.

:eek:

[KYR]

Wow this crowd is hot so far tonight.

As hot as KFC's new Kentucky Grilled Chicken?

[Triple Naitch]

Seth Green is wrestling. Awesome.

[Londoner]

seth in a match ahhaaha

[Nark Order]

uh oh

[DarKCentaur]

So who's getting bitch-slapped by Seth Green, Cody or Ted?

[Innovator]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND my night is ending at 1045

KELLY KELLY!!!!!!!!! BIKINI!!!!!!!!!!!

[Londoner]

nice swimsuit

[Nark Order]

Kelly sure got in her swimsuit fairly quick.

[Jannettyzilla]

Kelly Kelly always looks like she has an imaginary audience inside her head that's giving her way more respect than the real one.

[Innovator]

Kelly sure got in her swimsuit fairly quick.
always prepared

[Corndad]

Wow Please dear god make sure Rosa and Mickie are in this match.

[Hornicane]

Seth is pinning CAWdy for sure.

[Nark Order]

I wish Umaga was around to heel squash Green. :(

[ClockShot]

So what did I miss besides Seth Green being a REALLY short guy?

[Fig Newton]

nada

[Nark Order]

He made a pissbreak Divas match and Legacy vs HHH/Cena/Seth Green

[Nark Order]

I CAN'T PEE THIS EARLY IN THE SHOW!

[Triple Naitch]

Are they holding their own cd?

[KYR]

This episode of RAW brought to you by DUSTUV VODKA - California's finest.

[Nark Order]

BOOM. There it is right there KYR. Right there.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

... Good grief... Mickie James

[ClockShot]

So what's the difference between bra & panties and swimsuits?

We still watching PG stuff. Right?

[Hornicane]

Kinda furious that Beth isn't in this.

[Nark Order]

So what's the difference between bra & panties and swimsuits?

We still watching PG stuff. Right?

It hasn't changed THAT much. I'm sure Vince will have Maryse on all fours barking like a dog in no time.

[Jannettyzilla]

No Bikini Beth = FAIL.

[Pardeep 619]

Kelly Kelly is looking amazing

[Nark Order]

That's what Kelly Kelly was hired to do. Look amazing. That's really it.

[KYR]

It's matches like this that make me glad that I've always got a glass of DUSTUV VODKA close by.

[Nark Order]

LOL @ the palm trees on the turnbuckles. I guess they had to use them for SOMETHING now that Carlito's Cabana is no more.

[Nark Order]

Wow. Nice pin. I may or may not have gotten a boner. Maryse does that shit on purpose.

[Jannettyzilla]

Maryse's cover = hotness.

[Londoner]

Maryse's cover = hotness.

yup

[Triple Naitch]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSEEEEEEEE :love:

[ClockShot]

Jericho.

Which reminds me. I gotta watch that episode of Z Rock.

[Nark Order]

lol buzzkill Jericho

[Londoner]

lol@ jericho

[Corndad]

Tell em Jericho lol

[KYR]

lol DUSTUV

[Londoner]

JERICHO PROMO TONIGHT!

[Londoner]

!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111

[Jannettyzilla]

Jericho's snarkiness = more hotness.

[Juan]

lol move over Jackie Chan

[Hornicane]

Is 12 Rounds legitimately the number one DVD in America?

[Jannettyzilla]

lol move over Jackie Chan
John Cena is taking over the 60ish-year-old-Chinese-import-Throne! :rofl:

[Nark Order]

LOL DUST U V

[Jannettyzilla]

Is 12 Rounds legitimately the number one DVD in America?

Well, the week before it was a DTV Antonio Banderas flick, so probably.

[Hornicane]

The hell is wrong with us Americans?

[Nark Order]

Man, I wanna watch this but I am so hungry and need to go to the sto. They got replays right afterwards on justin.tv?

[DarKCentaur]

Is 12 Rounds legitimately the number one DVD in America?

When it was first released, it sold 150 copies. At that moment in time, yes, it was the #1 DVD in America.

[Londoner]

The hell is wrong with us Americans?

fuck knows whats wrong with you guys

[DarKCentaur]

Wow, nice Daddy Yankee remix for Primo

[Hornicane]

Primo: "No Es Bueno!!!"

[ClockShot]

DUH MIZ!

[Londoner]

MIZ

[Nark Order]

MIZ YES

[Hornicane]

FUCK YES MIZ

[Jannettyzilla]

They let Miz back on TV. Boo.

[Londoner]

miz/carlito tag team?

[Nark Order]

Ah damnit, Miz is going to lose.

[Londoner]

carlito interference= miz win

[Londoner]

See

[Nark Order]

Huge mustache now

[ClockShot]

I'd like to see Carlito put that mop of his on the line and lose it.

[Londoner]

HAHAHAHAAHAH OMG

[Nark Order]

The Miz is using the Breakdown as his finish now?

[Londoner]

its baaaaaaaaaack

[DarKCentaur]

Carlito's eyebrows look significantly more sinister

[Juan]

Carlito's Way. Good one Cole

[Londoner]

'i spit in the face of people who don't want to be cool'

[Hornicane]

Love how we get a slow-mo replay of apple spitting.

[Triple Naitch]

Carlito grew that goatee insanely quick.

[Jannettyzilla]

Carlito looks like he just snitched his homies out to Denzel and Ethan Hawke.

[Nark Order]

Carlito's eyebrows look significantly more sinister

I noticed this also. What is going on with the eyebrows of doom?

[Londoner]

Carlito grew that goatee insanely quick.

i'm guessing steroids:shifty:

[ClockShot]

DR. JAMES ANDREWS!

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

[DarKCentaur]

i'm guessing steroids:shifty:

Just for Men. THAT BEARD IS WEIRD

[Nark Order]

Ugh. Must eat. No food. Store so far away.

[ClockShot]

Call for delivery.

[DarKCentaur]

Carlito's Way. Good one Cole

That just made me think of a new gimmick: a guy named Jacob, that would carry a ladder to the ring for his matches called Jacob's Ladder. However, he would never actually use the ladder, or participate in any ladder matches.

[Londoner]

oh dear, hornswoggle then big show,lol

[ClockShot]

Great picture right there.

[Corndad]

One MILLION DOLLARS!

[Londoner]

odd segment from the big show

[Pardeep 619]

Big Show does surprise me

[Fig Newton]

ahahha big show in comedy segments = gold

[Jannettyzilla]

HOORAY FOR FUNNY BIG SHOW!!!!!!!!!!1 :D

[Nark Order]

What in the hell was that, Show?

[Londoner]

What in the hell was that, Show?

Crap acting, or something.

[Jannettyzilla]

What in the hell was that, Show?

That was us being thisclose to seeing the Showster run wild again! :yes:

[DarKCentaur]

Wow, poor MVP.

[Nark Order]

Thwaggggga

[ClockShot]

Check one two.

[Londoner]

love swaggers music

[Londoner]

Swagger will win

[Fig Newton]

i love both of these guys

i'm torn :(

[Londoner]

I've gone off MVP abit, dunno why.

[Fig Newton]

he has dropped off just a bit in my book because they dont use his inflatable tunnel for his entrance anymore

[Londoner]

easy

[mike adamle]

I'm sorry but I think MVP is a little overrated. I still love the character, and I think he's a good wrestler, not great like everyone says though.

[Londoner]

Just been reading jericho's latest attacks on the miz on twitter, proper lol'd.

[Londoner]

I'm sorry but I think MVP is a little overrated. I still love the character, and I think he's a good wrestler, not great like everyone says though.

Agreed.

[Innovator]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEDGE

[ClockShot]

Viewer discresion is advised.

[Londoner]

JEEEEEEEEEEEEEERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ClockShot]

So Y2J/creative, what's plan B?

[Innovator]

The current leader in the Twitter off ....CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIS JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Hornicane]

Jericho is a sharp fucking dresser.

[Innovator]

Jericho, BEST IN THE WORLD

[Londoner]

definitely setting up for a jericho/edge feud in future, if edge comes back

[ClockShot]

Look on the bright side, can't be much worse than Batista or Candice Michelle.

[Jannettyzilla]

Jericho, BEST IN THE WORLD
So damn true. :y:

[Londoner]

lol if jericho's new partner gets injured after all this

MARK HENRY?

[Corndad]

Mark Henry?

[RawRocks]

Get Mark Henry off my TV

[Jannettyzilla]

Called the shit out of that.

[ClockShot]

Mark Henry. Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[Innovator]

MIZARK! WIG SPLITTING TIME!

[Hornicane]

Somebody gon get they wig split.

[Jannettyzilla]

Nevermind, I suck. :?:

[Londoner]

HE'S A FACE NOW THEN?

[Innovator]

Jericho's facial expression was just amazing

[Testicle]

Don't touch the suit!

[ClockShot]

What the hell is this?

[Londoner]

i never thought illd see the day

[Triple Naitch]

Jericho looks like a Chippendale's dancer now.

[Jannettyzilla]

HE'S A FACE NOW THEN?
Did you miss the last two weeks?

[Londoner]

Did you miss the last two weeks?

Nah, saw his win v orton but didn't take that seriously. Didn't watch much of last week.

[Hornicane]

So Chris Jericho and Masters at NoC?

[Jannettyzilla]

Nah, saw his win v orton but didn't take that seriously. Didn't watch much of last week.

They gave him a giant fake pop last week. It was incredibly odd.

[Pardeep 619]

Another countout victory for Mark Henry

[Londoner]

They gave him a giant fake pop last week. It was incredibly odd.

Oh, didn't see it.

[Jannettyzilla]

I love big guys gettin' over with smilez. :)

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I'm not going to lie, I'm digging the Mark Henry turn. Although I'm betting we end up with a Henry/Big Show feud...

And holy shit, the crowd is responding to Henry...

[Pardeep 619]

Not bad pops for Mr Henry either

[Londoner]

with the lack of faces on raw, this could be mark henrys time.

:eek:

[Jannettyzilla]

Yeah, last week the pop seemed super fake, this week it was strong.

Kinda shocking.

[ClockShot]

Poor Chavo.

[Londoner]

stink face

[Jannettyzilla]

Cue Santino?

Nope. Wowowowow.

[Nark Order]

The only one coming up on the short end of the stick is Hornswoggle's girlfriend. ZING.

[ClockShot]

Dream on the scene next week?

[Nark Order]

The Ameykun Dreeeeeem

[Jannettyzilla]

I just noticed that Orton got his ears from a Lord of the Rings movie.

[Jannettyzilla]

Did Jeff Hardy just trip out and think he was a chick in that promo?

[RawRocks]

well that assures us of a Golddust sighting next week

[Londoner]

Gee i wonder who will win this one

[Jannettyzilla]

Did Dean Malenko's name just get dropped? :shifty:

[Jannettyzilla]

That was a hella "spear".

[Londoner]

nice kick by kofi!

[Triple Naitch]

Big Show has like 12 different finishing moves now.

[Pardeep 619]

Nice bump by Bourne

[Nark Order]

LOL Boba Fett

[ClockShot]

:wtf:

[Londoner]

:wtf:

My reaction was pretty much the same.

[ClockShot]

Do I dare watch the main event? Even with the outside chance of Seth Green getting an RKO?

[Pardeep 619]

haha iron shiek

[Triple Naitch]

Santino :lol:

[Londoner]

'action figure' lol

[Jannettyzilla]

Santino > All.

[Pardeep 619]

So Seth Green is 5 ft 1

[Jannettyzilla]

Oh my! The Mega Powers 2 are about to EXPLODE! :lol:

[Londoner]

ZZ TOP :eek:

[Jannettyzilla]

Wait, what?

[Pardeep 619]

ZZ Top guests hosts NEXT WEEK

[Nark Order]

ZZ TOP?!? What happened to the Ameykun DREEEEM?

[Jannettyzilla]

Well, that's a step up from playing at midwestern casinos.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

ZZ Top makes sense. They've got their concert in town.

[Pardeep 619]

WTF is happening with Fat Dusty??

[ClockShot]

ZZ TOP?!

Wooooooooooow. As in "maybe I should stop watching for awhile."

[Nark Order]

Oh well. Billy Gibbons has been a die hard WWE fan forever. I'll still watch.

[Londoner]

WTF is happening with Fat Dusty??

That's what i was wondering, guess were supposed to forget codys segment now, which wouldn't be a first.

[Pardeep 619]

Get Jim Neidhart to appear next with ZZ Top!!

[Nark Order]

That's what i was wondering, guess were supposed to forget codys segment now, which wouldn't be a first.

ZING

[parkmania]

Should be decent. With Aerosmith giving the theme song for Summer Slam, and ZZ Top and Aerosmith touring together, I was wondering how the Texas boys were gonna get involved.

[ClockShot]

Probably will be only Billy and Dusty. Throw Frank in the mix and I'll settle for a 2 hour live concert instead of wrestling.

[parkmania]

They'll just push Dusty back until they're really ready to turn Dibiase.

[Nark Order]

#1 movie in America? It might be time to relocate to Canada.

[Pardeep 619]

Randy Orton's entrance music is awesome

[Nark Order]

OH. I think I get the Cody segment now. He heard that "Dusty" would be the host next week and he assumed it was his dad. Too bad I had to piece that altogether. Way to botch your seg, Cody.

[ClockShot]

Yep. I'm gonna cut and run.

[Londoner]

welcome to the jungle we got fun n games....

[Pardeep 619]

Think it's time to go to bed rather than watch the snoozefest main event. Enjoy the main event guys

[Londoner]

and now the worst entrance of the night

[Nark Order]

POWERBOMB SETH THROUGH A FUCKING TABLE

[Londoner]

Seths been cool tonight, enjoyed his promo/segments during the show tbh.

[NeanderCarl]

ZZ Top makes sense. <strike>They've got their concert in town.</strike> WWE needs new Unified Tag Team champions.

[parkmania]

Hooray for a quick main event. Get this clusterfuck over fast.

[Londoner]

Seth is only just about taller than the ropes. :lol:

[Nark Order]

Seth Green is a comedian?

[parkmania]

Seth Green is a comedian?

Since when?

[Nark Order]

lol, this is actually pretty good.

[Londoner]

lol, this is actually pretty good.

Crowds fired up

[Nark Order]

Can anyone confirm/deny this? I've never seen or heard of a Seth Green stand up act.

[Jannettyzilla]

Probably from making his millions by appearing in movies and tv shows billed as comedy by the masses.

Just sayin'.

Comedian does not equal stand-up comedian.

[Londoner]

You know a crowds fired up when they madly cheer for mark henry...

[Londoner]

...and cena

[Nark Order]

Right, but the word 'Comedian' is usually reserved for those that do stand up. Just sayin.

[parkmania]

Then again, this IS Michael Cole we're talking about...

[Londoner]

how far down does orton have to get to do an rko on seth?

[Londoner]

I dont think its even possible

[Nark Order]

lol Seth punt

[Juan]

Can't wait for Smackdown

[Londoner]

mad seth chants :D

[Nark Order]

God, how is the crowd so into this? Made it pretty cool though.

[Juan]

lol Seth chant

[Jannettyzilla]

This Cena/HHH thing does not work.

[Juan]

Seth Green is the man. He saved this show from being a complete dud

[Londoner]

I haven't enjoyed a raw that much in a long time.

[Nark Order]

I can't believe Seth Green is shorter than Rey Rey.