Canadian Destroyer... WHAT!?

[Xero]

http://doubleaxhandle.com/154/its-getting-a-little-gay-in-here/petey-williams-gets-ripped-off/

NSFW

[The Mackem]

ummm yeah looks like something I shouldn't be viewing at work.

[Skippord]

whoa awesome

[Stealth-Icon]

lol

[DAMN iNATOR]

WHAT...THE...FUCK?!:wtf:

[Juan]

WHAT...THE...FUCK?!:wtf:

It's called sex. See, when a man and a woman love each other...

[DAMN iNATOR]

It's called sex. See, when a man and a woman love each other...

Yeah, I got that, but it was supposed to be an article about some jabroni getting his arm ripped off in the ring, not some sort of lame-ass freak show.

[Gertner]

Sign him up!

[CSL]

http://doubleaxhandle.com/wp-content/photos/lolbeez.jpg

I dislike myself for laughing at this

[jascol0140]

Canadian Destroyer Owns

[FourFifty]

It's called sex. See, when a man and a woman love each other...

Or when a man and a woman are sitting at the same bar right before last call.....

[Xero]

Or when a man holds another man between his legs and proceeds to flip them through the air...

[FourFifty]

Or when a man holds another man between his legs and proceeds to flip them through the air...

Or when a man sees your mom on the street corner with a sign saying "Will have sex for bandwith"

[thedamndest]

That woman is really selling the tongue in the asshole.

[ministrychick77]

see xero? i told you this would get a strange reaction..

[Triple Naitch]

Wow, the finishing lick drop was impressive. :y:

[Xero]

see xero? i told you this would get a strange reaction..

Indeed.

But I think I've come to the conclusion that this is more akin to a Sunset Fuck, instead of a Canadian Pussy (Ass?) Destroyer.

Yes, I've watched it enough to realize the differences.

[Dorkchop]

That's a sunset flip

[Chavo Classic]

On a related note I've always worried myself a little as every time I see standing 69, I want it to turn into a Tombstone Piledriver.

It never happens :(

[Xero]

We need a porn that is run like a wrestling show, commentated by Tony Schiavone and JR.

[Chavo Classic]

Wasn't there Naked Wrestling hosted by Carmen Electra on tv a while back. Miss Electra neither wrestled nor was naked

[Xero]

Difference. I mean the matches are actually hardcore sex scenes.

[Chavo Classic]

Difference. I mean the matches are actually hardcore sex scenes.

and have JR just call the sex play-by-play? Wow, he might actually have the opportunity to use the 'chocolate turnbuckle' metaphor again and have it appear somewhat relevant.

[St. Jimmy]

Difference. I mean the matches are actually hardcore sex scenes.

But then every guy just uses the same "Money Shot" finisher. BORING.

[Xero]

Nah, we have Tombstone 69s, Samoan Piledrivers, Sit-out Powerbombs...

[Triple Naitch]

"BAH GAWD!!!! ANAL!!! ANAL!!!"

"Vintage Max Hardcore!"

[DarKCentaur]

Michael Cole: "Ron Jeremy with a BRUTAL dick to the vagina of that woman!"

[Xero]

"ELEVATED DICK!"

[FourFifty]

Back in high school I saw one porn where a dude held a chick up for a powerbomb. I was kinda hopping he'd throw her down. It would have amused me.

[Theo Dious]

Am I the only one going to ask this? Anybody else? Alright fine.

Why are they wearing shoes?

[Hanso Amore]

Am I the only one going to ask this? Anybody else? Alright fine.

Why are they wearing shoes?

LOL! I thought that part was soo funny

[Mooияakeя™]

Wonder if it was scripted. She did sit-out rather well.

[IRodC]

BAH GAWD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER!

[LoDownM]

Difference. I mean the matches are actually hardcore sex scenes.


http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=953920713
(http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=417acd80ac7f94314e08)

[Xero]

lol was not expecting the strap on.

[therocksays]

lmao

[Shadow]

Man I love Ultimate Surrender.

[My Final Heaven]

They have a couple of really hot black chicks at Ultimate Surrender, and I usually don't go in for black girls.

[Volare]

Hmmm, do they use the "X-Factor"?

[Shadow]

They have a couple of really hot black chicks at Ultimate Surrender, and I usually don't go in for black girls.

I miss Isis Love but she finally got smart and "retired" after suffereing a big time injury. She came back and is participating in their tag team division but I still miss her fucking bitches up on the singles circuit. At least I haven't seen the Nightmare all season.

[ministrychick77]

ultimate surrender is fun to watch...

and i shall try this canadian destroyer one of these days. i'll report back on how it goes

[Xero]

I'd pay to see that.

[ministrychick77]

yes. yes you would... hehehe..


not that there's anything wrong with that..

[DAMN iNATOR]

Clearly I missed the big picture earlier...:nono: The correct answer was "DESTROY HER? I hardly KNEW her!!!:rant:"


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