View Full Version : The WWE Should Just Have Two Guys Fuck on PPV
thedamndest
07-21-2009, 01:45 AM
You want ratings? Book an angle where you're building up to two men actually legit fucking in the ring, live on PPV. Obviously you'd have to book it in a venue that would permit this type of match in front of a live audience and you could only sell tickets to adults (and they WOULD sell).
It's pretty clear that they're scraping the bottom of the barrel for ideas. So why not restart the Attitude Era with a literal bang by having two grown men fuck. No beating around the bush with Katie Vick angles. Have your John Cena match and then have somebody like Festus fuck The Brian Kendrick in the ass in the middle of the ring. You would probably have to fire both of them after it's over.
Obviously it would make headlines on all the news outlets. Would it work?
Undertaker and Edge. Book it.
Juan seems indifferent about this thread.
thedamndest
07-21-2009, 02:02 AM
Smarky Smarkson: So I just got done watching Festus fuck The Brian Kendrick. It definitely wasn't a main event fucking. His cum shot was terrible. I think it should have been Christian fucking The Brian Kendrick. I give this fucking three stars.
Couldn't believe Van Dam debuted the Van Face Fuck. That was ridiculous, did you see the height he got?
Gertner
07-21-2009, 02:05 AM
Smarky Smarkson: So I just got done watching Festus fuck The Brian Kendrick. It definitely wasn't a main event fucking. His cum shot was terrible. I think it should have been Christian fucking The Brian Kendrick. I give this fucking three stars.
I agree. I saw Bryan Danielson fuck Austin Aries and it was a 5 star ass fuck. You WWE marks don't know shit.
Chikara has some awesome fucking. It can be silly at times, but that's why I like it.
Gertner
07-21-2009, 02:12 AM
TNA booked a terrible ass fuck. A.J Styles was well on his way to completion, only to have Kevin Nash bury him with a torn quad ass fuck.
Gertner
07-21-2009, 02:12 AM
btw, this thread is awful, but I'll probably post in it 10 times
Can't believe more WWE guys don't have torn rectums. It's pretty clear they're on enhancers.
Gertner
07-21-2009, 02:14 AM
Batista tore his tricep ass fucking a basketball.
thedamndest
07-21-2009, 02:18 AM
I think this might be one of those "that's so crazy it might work" ideas. Why not have two guys fuck?
Gertner
07-21-2009, 02:19 AM
Kanyon might have a chance to get back into the WWE.
Droford
07-21-2009, 04:46 AM
This could be the ME of the WWE UnCenSorEd PPV I was thinking about.
DAMN iNATOR
07-21-2009, 04:57 AM
Couldn't believe Van Dam debuted the Van Face Fuck. That was ridiculous, did you see the height he got?
I hear he follows it up with an incredible Van Sperminator. :shifty:
FourFifty
07-21-2009, 05:13 AM
I'd rather see Triple H blow Shane O'Mac in the middle of the ring.
And by Triple H, I mean Rosa Mendez
And by Shane O'Mac, I mean me.
And by blow.... yea, you know what it's all about.
I'd like to see Hornswoggle fuck Khali.
jony lions
07-21-2009, 07:14 AM
juan and xero fucking since there up each others asses all the time.think they really are gay faggots
Dorkchop
07-21-2009, 07:30 AM
Did someone see Bruno?
AJHayes
07-21-2009, 09:56 AM
juan and xero fucking since there up each others asses all the time.think they really are gay faggots
I'm going to take the low road here and say:
Shut your cocksuck before I fuck-start your face.
The Mackem
07-21-2009, 10:02 AM
What was the name of that tag team in WCW that got took of the air by Standards and Practices?
Seth82
07-21-2009, 10:04 AM
I think the idea is so outlandish it probably could work but yeah the WWE is marketed towards children as of late so I doubt Vince would allow it
and Linda is on some school board so she doesn't want to look bad
Hell I'd probably buy the ppv only if it was Cody Rhodes and Christian fucking
Seth82
07-21-2009, 10:05 AM
What was the name of that tag team in WCW that got took of the air by Standards and Practices?
Lenny and Lodi
Gertner
07-21-2009, 10:16 AM
I think the idea is so outlandish it probably could work but yeah the WWE is marketed towards children as of late so I doubt Vince would allow it
and Linda is on some school board so she doesn't want to look bad
Hell I'd probably buy the ppv only if it was Cody Rhodes and Christian fucking
Seth has been pushing this idea for 5 years now :)
Gertner
07-21-2009, 10:16 AM
juan and xero fucking since there up each others asses all the time.think they really are gay faggots
Stfu you stupid cunt.
Seth82
07-21-2009, 10:21 AM
Seth has been pushing this idea for 5 years now :)
:p
Hanso Amore
07-21-2009, 10:26 AM
The Fucking today is just so fake. I remember when I was a kid, they all thought the fucking was so real.
thedamndest
07-21-2009, 12:51 PM
Did someone see Bruno?
I did see Bruno but it wasn't until I was about finished posting this wonderful idea that I realized this scenario pretty much happened in the movie. No, my scenario was a reactionary idea born out of the disgust of last night's Raw. Unlike Bruno the fans would not boo the two men fucking because they would know it is going to happen. That's what they're paying to see. So you'd build it for a few months with your two dudes going on dates and hitting on each other backstage in a very romantic manner. I guess you could use Divas, but they're really trying to build a respectable division there so I wouldn't.
It would be a lot better having the wrestlers get fucked instead of us, that's for sure.
ministrychick77
07-21-2009, 05:31 PM
i still vote for undertaker & edge...
with me as the guest referee
Hanso Amore
07-21-2009, 05:38 PM
i still vote for undertaker & edge...
with me as the guest referee
nakeds or gtfo
ministrychick77
07-21-2009, 05:42 PM
i have no problem with that
Tazz Dan
07-21-2009, 05:43 PM
How has Afterlife NOT posted in this thread yet??? :eek:
The Fonz
07-21-2009, 05:46 PM
Hell I'd probably buy the ppv only if it was Cody Rhodes and Christian fucking
Cody's too much of a twink. Now Mark Henry, there's a guy who can take it up the ass.
Hanso Amore
07-21-2009, 05:47 PM
i have no problem with that
Aight, PM me now
Seth82
07-21-2009, 05:50 PM
Cody's too much of a twink. Now Mark Henry, there's a guy who can take it up the ass.
Yeah he probably could but we don't gross out the audience :rofl:
Gertner
07-21-2009, 05:52 PM
Hell I'd probably buy the ppv only if it was Cody Rhodes and Christian fucking
That does it, I'm outta here "walks out the door"
i still vote for undertaker & edge...
with me as the guest referee
WOOO
The Fonz
07-21-2009, 06:16 PM
WOOO
WOO WOO
Seth82
07-21-2009, 06:57 PM
Also John Morrison would be a good candidate for this ppv with him and maybe Christian
Morrison's abs are amazing anyway
thedamndest
07-21-2009, 07:11 PM
I would say they need to have giant fuck match and then a pretty boy fuck match.
So maybe Khali v. Mark Henry and then John Morrison v. The Brian Kendrick.
Dorkchop
07-21-2009, 08:57 PM
WOO WOO
WOO WOO WOO
YOU KNOW IT
Testicle
07-21-2009, 09:09 PM
Where is Afterlife's respone to this?
Triple Naitch
07-21-2009, 09:44 PM
Just realized the amount of hype they would use to build it up. Like have the contract signing and the two guys being on the Gaybraham Washington Show.
Loose Cannon
07-21-2009, 10:24 PM
would love to see live cock
thedamndest
07-21-2009, 10:44 PM
I'm not sure how they would air clips of it on the news. I guess just archive footage with a headline of "WWE Goes Pornographic" underneath.
gatoconbotas
07-21-2009, 10:51 PM
Would this be softcore or hardcore fucking? I mean, with Linda on the schoolboard, I could see how a softcore version of this might be beneficial....
BUT, they probably won't because it'll give away who's actually on steroids and who isn't.
Although Morrison and Evan Bourne could be ME fuckfesters.
Actually, just save this for WrestleMania XXX.
thedamndest
07-21-2009, 11:10 PM
They won't call it Fuckamania because there would be language issues in the title. It will probably just be the main event of No Mercy.
What kind of gimmick matches would we have here?
Obviously Vibe on a Pole.
mike adamle
07-22-2009, 12:21 AM
Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy would continue their feud in a brother vs. brother Ladder Fucking. How do you win that?
mike adamle
07-22-2009, 12:24 AM
A last man standing fuck is also necessary.
thedamndest
07-22-2009, 02:24 AM
No Poonjabi Prison match
Young Lad'er match (nobody over twenty involved)
Balls Count Anywhere match
Strap on match
St. Jimmy
07-22-2009, 02:27 AM
only MMA would do something that creative.
Would probably give new meaning to an 'I Quit' match.
Mr. Nerfect
07-22-2009, 03:47 AM
John Morrison fucking Melina live on PPV = ratings.
Mantas
07-22-2009, 04:24 AM
John Morrison fucking Melina live on PPV = ratings.
Way to gay up the thread..... :|
Mr. Nerfect
07-22-2009, 04:44 AM
At least I didn't suggest Gail Kim and Doug Basham. :drool:
Droford
07-22-2009, 04:56 AM
John Morrison fucking Melina live on PPV = ratings.
Needs Joey Mercury.
Probably a couple years too late too.
roach21
07-22-2009, 10:52 AM
You could have Cody Rhodes and Dibiase cutting a promo and then have Mark Henry come out to the old sexual chocolate theme song and butt rape both of them. It's an interracial sex scene that plays on every white wrestling fans worst fear... mark henry, cody rhodes, and dibiase jr. in the ring with a mic.
road doggy dogg
07-22-2009, 11:34 AM
I was expecting at least 15 Kane Knight posts in this thread.
crossrine
thedamndest
07-22-2009, 12:50 PM
Were there big ratings bumps after the steriod scandals or after Benoit's death? That's what I would equate this with.
DeathValleyBarry
07-22-2009, 05:47 PM
Welcome to Fuckamania, with special appearances from Billy, Chuck, and Rico in a butt-pluggin' reunion!!!
ministrychick77
07-22-2009, 05:54 PM
Collar match.
i have to be involved in that one too
After seeing orton looking at HHH with hungry eyes while writhing around on the mat monday on raw im pretty sure they've already been booked to fuck at NOC.
i have to be involved in that one too
So would I.
:shifty:
I think we're approaching this from the wrong angle [insert Cody Rhodes joke here].
Rather than two MEN, it should be two WOMEN - now THAT would pull in the PPV ratings.
Bischoff attempted the 'tease' with HLA, but honestly, who here (apart from the obvious members) WOULDN'T pay $20 to see 2 Divas goin' at it.
thedamndest
07-22-2009, 07:10 PM
It wouldn't sell. There's enough free pornography on the internet. They're trying to build a respectable Divas division anyway.
thedamndest
07-22-2009, 07:12 PM
I don't want to single anybody out, but apparently DeathValleyBarry is really into this idea:
<table class="tborder" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody id="collapseobj_usercp_reputation" style=""><tr><td class="alt2">http://tpww.net/forums/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p263865914369" width="50%"> The WWE Should Just... (http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2638659#post2638659) </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">07-22-2009 05:48 PM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap"> DeathValleyBarry (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=14369) </td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">Awesome thread!!!!</td></tr></tbody></table>
They're trying to build a respectable Divas division anyway.
:rofl: Had me going there for a second.
therocksays
07-22-2009, 07:44 PM
this thred is gay
DaveWadding
07-22-2009, 09:52 PM
no u
Shut up, homo.
Volare
07-23-2009, 09:24 AM
Served.
DeathValleyBarry
07-23-2009, 12:23 PM
I don't want to single anybody out, but apparently DeathValleyBarry is really into this idea:
<table class="tborder" align="center" border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="1" width="100%"><tbody id="collapseobj_usercp_reputation" style=""><tr><td class="alt2">http://tpww.net/forums/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gif</td> <td class="alt1Active" id="p263865914369" width="50%"> The WWE Should Just... (http://tpww.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2638659#post2638659) </td> <td class="alt2" nowrap="nowrap">07-22-2009 05:48 PM</td> <td class="alt1" nowrap="nowrap"> DeathValleyBarry (http://tpww.net/forums/member.php?u=14369) </td> <td class="alt2" width="50%">Awesome thread!!!!</td></tr></tbody></table>
As in..... the concept, cuz i'd have never thought of it.
thedamndest
07-23-2009, 12:47 PM
You don't have to explain a thing, DeathValleyBarry.
Hanso Amore
07-23-2009, 12:58 PM
He knows what he likes
NoRoolz
07-23-2009, 01:02 PM
lol DeathValleyBarry
DeathValleyBarry
07-23-2009, 05:35 PM
You don't have to explain a thing, DeathValleyBarry.
HaHA!!!! That's funny..... but in all seriousness, that was the deal. Lesson learned, be careful who you compliment whther they deserve it or not.
thedamndest
07-23-2009, 06:15 PM
DeathValleyBarry, you did the right thing. If a man tells you he thinks the WWE should just have two guys fuck on PPV you have every right to applaud the concept, no questions asked.
ministrychick77
07-23-2009, 06:32 PM
hey, i did.
provided it's two hot guys... lol
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