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Gertner
08-05-2009, 10:29 AM
Right to Censor moves on into the second round with a slight victory over Hulk Hogan. Today's match up in the Goon conference sees the 3rd Seed Steven Regal" Real man's man" vs the 6th seed and upset minded Eric Bischoff" Bite Me".





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3. Steven Regal


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6. Eric Bischoff

Gertner
08-05-2009, 10:30 AM
These are so bad I honestly don't know who to vote for.

Hornicane
08-05-2009, 10:45 AM
These are both terrible, but at least Regal's is also funny. Especially the apparent look of sexual satisfaction he has at the beginning of his titantron. Bisschoff's song is just annoying.

XCaliber
08-05-2009, 10:52 AM
Not even close "Bite Me" all the way.

Anybody Thrilla
08-05-2009, 10:58 AM
Can't vote against "Real Man's Man". Ever.

parkmania
08-05-2009, 11:02 AM
Can't vote for the only (as far as I can remember) theme Regal had as a face.

"Bite Me" = teh suxors.

Inadequacy
08-05-2009, 11:02 AM
SUCH A MAAAAAAAN!

BDR
08-05-2009, 12:58 PM
I would vote for "Real Man's Man" in a best themes competition

Dorkchop
08-05-2009, 01:37 PM
10 years have passed since he was a man's man. He looks much younger now.

Dorkchop
08-05-2009, 01:38 PM
Bischoff's is terrible because it was probably meant to be super bad ass. At least Regal's was meant to be moderately humorous.

Seth82
08-05-2009, 01:43 PM
Gotta go with Bischoff's Bite Me

I've always kinda liked Regal's theme

Afterlife
08-05-2009, 05:09 PM
These are so bad I honestly don't know who to vote for.

I literally just said the same thing to myself.

FourFifty
08-05-2009, 06:29 PM
Bite Me.... God these lyrics sound horrible. Hell, I would much rather roll up to a bar trying to get laid with "A Real Man's Man" blaring instead of "Bite Me."

NoRoolz
08-05-2009, 07:48 PM
That Regal theme is awesome wtf.

LMAO at the titantron, so incredibly pointless, it's brilliant.


SUUUCH A MANNNN

Evolution
08-05-2009, 08:37 PM
Was gonna vote for Regal until I heard the screaming in Bischoff's theme. I like that kind of music, but it didn't fit at all.

Gertner
08-05-2009, 11:44 PM
Tomorrow's match up will be up early.

Skippord
08-06-2009, 12:37 AM
I voted Regal because I want to hear that theme every day of my life forever

Dorkchop
08-06-2009, 12:57 AM
I voted Regal because I want to hear that theme every day of my life forever

Make that your alarm when you wake up. Make that your ring tone. Play it when you're busy with a lady. I want to play that during my wedding.

#1-norm-fan
08-06-2009, 02:24 AM
I honestly don't know how to judge some of these themes. Bischoffs obviously wins because it's so much more terrible in every way imaginable.

But Regal's theme is somehow really really really atrocious but also ridiculously amazing and entertains me to the point that I find it hard to call it "worst" anything...

Skippord
08-06-2009, 02:45 AM
Make that your alarm when you wake up. Make that your ring tone. Play it when you're busy with a lady. I want to play that during my wedding.
I need to meet a chick who's cool with me playing wrestling theme songs really loud when I have the intercourse with her

Skippord
08-06-2009, 02:45 AM
or alternatively a hooker

Gertner
08-06-2009, 10:25 AM
Bischoff with the easy win.

Mr. Nerfect
08-08-2009, 12:27 AM
Regal's theme and titantron are so fucking glorious. Regal's nod of manly approval at the start of his video is capable of ending wars. Regal is the fucking man, and in no way should ever win a "worst anything" other than "worst misuse of talent ever."

Someone in ECW (it would probably be best from Christian) needs to do a video tribute to William Regal's career in the WWE (perhaps leading up to a Summerslam bout) set to "Real Man's Man." Show some of that titantron, some of his Steven Regal hype videos, and then him dressed up as a cabbaret dancer, and kissing Vince McMahon's ass. Instant feud-maker.

Mr. Nerfect
08-08-2009, 12:28 AM
Fuck I love you, Skip. Thank you for coming back.

Skippord
08-08-2009, 01:57 AM
you're welcome

NoRoolz
08-08-2009, 05:32 AM
Glad to see the Regal Theme/Titantron appreciation from the majority of TPWW :y:.