Official RAW Thread for 08/10/09 - RAW IS TRIPLE NAITCH'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

[Xero]

Suuuup?

As always: http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww/old

[Londoner]

Gonna be watching just for the sake of it, my actual interest in raw is pretty much gone really.

[Savio]

SPOILERS!

[Triple Naitch]

You mean RAW IS TRIPLE NAITCH'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

[Juan]

Fixed

[Xero]

I approve this title change.

[Triple Naitch]

Much better. Love you, Emily. :love:

[Indifferent Clox]

Sgt. Slaughter v. Chris Jericho

BANK ON IT

[Savio]

There is going to be a raw show on Dec 30th in Syracuse, Where can i find if they are going to tape and televise this or not.....it is not on the live events schedule.

[Juan]

Well, a quick glance at the calender shows that December 30th is a Wednesday, so unless the taping schedule changes between now and then. no it wont be televised.

[Juan]

Much better. Love you, Emily. :love:

:heart:

[Savio]

Well, a quick glance at the calender shows that December 30th is a Wednesday, so unless the taping schedule changes between now and then. no it wont be televised.
yeah I was thinking that too but it was not put on the live event schedule plus the dome is pretty huge. Here is just the basket ball side of it.

http://www.straitpinkie.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/carrierdome.jpg

So I am wondering if they are going to pre tape it

[Pardeep 619]

You mean RAW IS PARDEEP 619'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

[Pardeep 619]

As a birthday gift to myself, I will not watch Raw this week as it will no doubt piss me off.

[Jannettyzilla]

Surely, this is the week when Triple H announces the return of Marty Jannetty and introduces his Motorhead themed Rockers stable, right?

Right? :y:

[erickman]

Sgt. Slaughter v. Chris Jericho

BANK ON IT

i want to see him take on cobra like he did in the 80's

[ClockShot]

According to my calendar, Orton is due to win this week.

Then again, Sarge may have other plans.

[AJHayes]

Happy Birthday Triple Naitch

[Corndad]

Well can't get any much lower then end of last week's show. Lets hope for a good one tonight fellas.

[ClockShot]

And good evening, everybody.

[Indifferent Clox]

NO one is talking about that you fucking cunt, all they are talking about his how you three fuckers ahve been in the main event. OMG i hate wwe

[KIRA]

I love randy but he moves like Cleavland speaks

[Londoner]

same old shit same old shit same old shit

[ClockShot]

For a Red Sox fan, I'm quite surprised Cena hasn't lost it yet....

[Londoner]

He's about to lose it

[Londoner]

oh noez, cena's angry :(

[Indifferent Clox]

I am tired of this shit

[Londoner]

Tho tbf cena got my thoughts on orton spot on

[Corndad]

Cena Mad. Cena Smash.

[Londoner]

Cena Mad. Cena Smash.

:lol:

[Innovator]

Yankees sweeping the Sox sure pissed off Cena

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Innovator]

JERICHO IN CANADA

[Londoner]

This theme mix up is terrible

[Corndad]

Im like the hell the music is stuck lol

[ClockShot]

Nice mix theme.

And lookin' sharp!

[Hanso Amore]

Wow that is the worst theme mash up ever

[redwings3431]

canadian fans...pro-heel...awesome

[ClockShot]

Yankees sweeping the Sox sure pissed off Cena

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

:rofl:

[Londoner]

agreed, hanso

Y2J chants :D

[Innovator]

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[Juan]

"HOW ON EARTH WILL RANDY ORTON AND JOHN CENA CO-EXIST WHEN THEY TAKE ON THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS TONIGHT????"

[Londoner]

crap insult cena

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah, Jericho's backyard tonight...........sort of.

[Londoner]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Innovator]

My god this is the most anyone has been over in 3 years

[Jannettyzilla]

canadian fans...pro-heel...awesome
No, in Canada they're faces because America are the heels. :shifty:

[Indifferent Clox]

ok it got a million times better whne the unified champions came out

[Innovator]

I hope the Hart Dynasty shows up at some point, it'd be interesting to hear the reaction

[Londoner]

some interesting matches

[ClockShot]

Cena better go down CLEAN tonight.

[Londoner]

Is HBk gonna get cheered?

[ClockShot]

Texas is a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig state. Think he'll find him?

[KIRA]

Sometimes I like Canada

[redwings3431]

I know Jzilla...still awesome tho...cant wait till the five knuckle shuffle reaction

[Emperor Smeat]

For a Red Sox fan, I'm quite surprised Cena hasn't lost it yet....

didn't cena root for the rays or attend a pre-series rally for them last season?

And how did Triple H lose his life-long partner if he called him last week ?

[Londoner]

uughh, same old same old...promo..diva's match...

[AJHayes]

I would love to see the Hart Dynasty go over DX clean in Canada

[Hanso Amore]

Like Kelly is hot, but she isnt even the hottest Diva, why do they pretend she is?

[KIRA]

kelly kelly....aww piss break

[Savio]

I would fuck alicia six ways from sunday

[Londoner]

I would love to see the Hart Dynasty go over DX clean in Canada

Not ever gonna happen, but would be interesting to see.

[Corndad]

Holy crap Beth Phoenix is back!

[Jannettyzilla]

I think JR hinted the Harts taped for Superstars before the show.

[Hanso Amore]

Thanks god HBK aint around

[ClockShot]

My money is on Gail Kim just for being the local.

But Beth is overdue for a win.

[Londoner]

let the screaming begin

[Jannettyzilla]

Like Kelly is hot, but she isnt even the hottest Diva, why do they pretend she is?

She's blondest. Always gets top billing.

[Savio]

teddy long is a ref again?

[Hanso Amore]

I will give Alicia this, She has improved more in 6 weeks than kelly has in 2 years.

[Londoner]

teddy long is a ref again?

i thought that for a minute :lol:

[Jannettyzilla]

Would be hilarious if Kelly was trying to break up a pin and botched that too.

[Corndad]

Thats actually kinda awesome.

[Hanso Amore]

God I love beth!

[Savio]

lol "you pushed me right on my butt"

[Londoner]

the commentators have been strangely quiet for a minute or two till then

[ClockShot]

The hell is going on in this match?

[Hanso Amore]

Gail is the shit

[Londoner]

The hell is going on in this match?

fuck knows

[Hanso Amore]

Gails finisher is fucking sweet

[Londoner]

there's your first micheal cole 'ooof' of the night

[Emperor Smeat]

pretty decent women's match with the spots.

[ClockShot]

Gail got a lame finisher.

Good that she won.

[Londoner]

here he is...dead crowd tho

[Hanso Amore]

Oh come on, why is he wearing that shit

[Hanso Amore]

THE REAL AMERICAN HERO IN CANADA!

[Jannettyzilla]

I remember thinking Sgt. Slaughter was the worst human in existence when I was 9. Now, I'm stoked to see him.

[Londoner]

hahahaha boo's

[Hanso Amore]

LOL Boos

[Emperor Smeat]

I remember thinking Sgt. Slaughter was the worst human in existence when I was 9. Now, I'm stoked to see him.

:lol:

[KIRA]

lol at guy salute and taking a swig o beer

[Jannettyzilla]

OK, Lance Storm is backstage, get him out here.

[Hanso Amore]

LOL HEEL SLAUGHTER!

[Londoner]

:lol::D:D

[Corndad]

Is Slaughter turning Heel HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I love it!!

[ClockShot]

Isn't the super secret Cobra underwater HQ somewhere in the Arctic Circle?

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL. Yeup makes sense that St. Slaughter would be up to something

[KIRA]

OMG SGT is a HEEL

[Hanso Amore]

LOL, This is awesome.

[Innovator]

asshole chant! about time

[Londoner]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Hanso Amore]

Slaughter is a pretty awesome heel. He was the shit in 91

[ClockShot]

Okey dokey then.

Moving along......

[Londoner]

That was pretty great.

[Corndad]

He didn't make a single match but god that was great. lol

[Juan]

lol that was awesome

[Supreme Olajuwon]

lol his fake stache was coming off

[KIRA]

I would fuck alicia six ways from sunday She might be too tired after after I get to her saturday

[Londoner]

Certainly beats the shit out of the crap from last week.

[rob11]

Asshole chant was refreshing.

[Londoner]

He didn't make a single match but god that was great. lol

The important matches were already made in the first promo.

[Savio]

X-pac!

[KIRA]

He could still get Chyna

[Juan]

CHECK JUAN TWO!

[ClockShot]

Check 1 2.

[Londoner]

boooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeee

[Londoner]

born to be bourne

[ClockShot]

Best 2/3? Let's hope that's the case.

[Savio]

Vince: find a partner yet?

HHH: Rick wont pick up the phone. :-\

[KIRA]

that was a cool counter

[Londoner]

Bourne should be wwe champ one day

[Savio]

He could be talking about Jim "the Anvil" as well he was in DX for about 2 minutes

[Londoner]

a clean heel win!

[Juan]

Jack Swagger ftw

[Gertner]

Awesome divas match. Can't believe I said that. Alicia Fox looked pretty damn good.

[ClockShot]

2-TIME 2-TIME 2-TIME.............

Whoops. One too many.

[KIRA]

The Ballin Superstar vs Sylvester

[Londoner]

MVP v swagger should be at summerfest

[Londoner]

not bloody raw

[Jannettyzilla]

I love the potential of this feud, but will they get time to actually do it?

[Hanso Amore]

MVP need sto bring back the cheerleaders

[Londoner]

HBK MUSIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hanso Amore]

Wait....is it 1992?

Heel Sgt Slaughter, PG TV, The Search for a wrestler....

If leslie nielson shows up, I am out.

[KIRA]

It'd be cool if Cena actually played himself up as a Heel tonight due to their location it worked for the sarge.

[Jordan]

Wait....is it 1992?

Heel Sgt Slaughter, PG TV, The Search for a wrestler....

If leslie nielson shows up, I am out.

I was thinking the same thing :lol:

[Londoner]

OH GOD...

[KIRA]

LOL triple h actually walks around with a shirt baring his logo in public

[ClockShot]

LOL!

[Jannettyzilla]

WHAT?

[Savio]

super kick her

[Emperor Smeat]

I think HBK should have staid with JBL since he's having money issues again.

[Hanso Amore]

lol

[Jannettyzilla]

Wow.

[Jannettyzilla]

And I thought Jannetty had it bad.

[Londoner]

:lol:

[KIRA]

THANK GOD


I take it back this is worse

[Hanso Amore]

HBK is booked horribly for 2 years

[Londoner]

im turning the channel over

[Juan]

LMAO Jillian and Slaughter

[Jannettyzilla]

Five years ago, Slaughter and Jillian would have made out just then.

And it would have been HOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!

[Zen v.W.o.]

and you guys still watch this shit? I mean, im only watching this one time cuz it's in Calgary, but yeah....wrestling is pretty awful now.

[Hanso Amore]

How long until Jillian loses her job?

[Emperor Smeat]

looks like The Monkinator going to be a rising star in the WWE since Vince liked the idea.

[Jannettyzilla]

Michael Myers should host RAW.

[Juan]

and you guys still watch this shit? I mean, im only watching this one time cuz it's in Calgary, but yeah....wrestling is pretty awful now.

Raw is pretty awful, but ECW, Superstars, Smackdown and ROH on HDNet are pretty great at the moment.

[Jannettyzilla]

OK, I hate Miz, but this is funny.

[Savio]

who is CK?

[KIRA]

Russos back on the booking comitte

[Hanso Amore]

WTF

[Hanso Amore]

Thats the Miz

[Juan]

THE MIZZZ!!!

[ClockShot]

THE MIZ IS BACK!

[Savio]

Eugene has been released

[Londoner]

well that was odd to see eugene back but lol@the miz

[AJHayes]

THE MIZ IS AWESOME!!!!

[Hanso Amore]

Miz gets a titantron for the CK lol

[Londoner]

My internets going stupidly slow.

[ClockShot]

My internets going stupidly slow.

Same here. But I think it's the site. Taking way too much time to refresh now.

[Savio]

Kick her!

[Savio]

lol

[Supreme Olajuwon]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Indifferent Clox]

Best wwe moment ever. Shawn Michaels superkicks a whiny little bitch.

JUST LIKE HE DID IN 1997!!!!

oh canadian heel heat

[Juan]

"HOW ON EARTH WILL RANDY ORTON AND JOHN CENA CO-EXIST WHEN THEY TAKE ON THE UNIFIED TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS TONIGHT????"

[Supreme Olajuwon]

worst Raw Thread in the history of TPWW

[Triple Naitch]

Wow, what a shitty Raw. Horrible birthday present, WWE. Slaughter may have been the worst host yet. Even ZZ Top was more relevant. Hopefully Freddie Prinze will be better. I have always enjoyed Summer Catch.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wow, all this and not ONE mention on RAW by Jericho or anyone else that he has now been in the WWE for 10 years to the day, as of Sunday technically now, August 9th, 1999 - August 9th, 2009.

[muffalufagus]

so it seems once again i didn't miss much by not tuning in?

[Droford]

The HHH/HBK stuff was funny.

The Diva match was actually decent and a surprise ending (I figured Beth Phoenix as the only credible heel would have to win given Mickie is the Champ).

[DAMN iNATOR]

The HHH/HBK stuff was funny.

The Diva match was actually decent and a surprise ending (I figured Beth Phoenix as the only credible heel would have to win given Mickie is the Champ).


A.) Yes the DX bit was pretty humorous for the most parts, barring the moments where the angry little girl would throw a hissy fit...I almost wouldn't've blamed Shawn had he really kicked her (which he didn't if anyone who watched here last night is too stupid to figure that out).

B.) I had it 50/50 between Kim and Beth Phoenix...I'm sure it won't be too long before Gail is wearing the Diva's strap around her waist even if she has to go through Mickie to obtain it.

[Dorkchop]

The womens' match was great. We can thank Gail Kim and Beth Phoenix for that. I really hope WWE can push and feature the talented divas regularly. They won't.

Raw wasn't terrible. Having a former wrestler guest host helped. I loved Slaughter turning heel. Awesome.

[Londoner]

The raw thread would've been bigger if tpww didn't fuck up i think. As for raw, i liked the show till the last half hour, thought slaughter was good.

[Jannettyzilla]

The Mizark/Hornswoggle pairing has me officially worried for the big man's push. :(

[Supreme Olajuwon]

It shows they don't have anything for him to do at the moment. Henry might be difficult to find a feud for because the only Raw heel that would be on his level right now would be Big Show who's busy with other stuff at the moment.

[Londoner]

Could make henry find an actual tag team partner(maybe mvp?)to face show/jericho at some point. That took me 2 seconds to think of and i bet the wwe haven't thought of it yet.

[#1-norm-fan]

Those DX segments were great. That is all.

[Vastardikai]

1. remember when they wanted to put a guy in a hood, they also made him wear a full body suit? Reason being that maybe they could recognize something other than their face. In part I saw it coming a mile away, but when the Flames Jersey came off, I knew it was the Miz.

2. DX segments were kind of lame. (implied) Child Abuse isn't funny. And it's really a shame that it seems like Legacy was catching fire, because now they're getting buried.

3. You know, it's Canada. We know it's Canada. Just treat it like Canada and don't force them to cheer someone they don't want to cheer. And, it didn't even fucking work. Side note, I quit watching after the promo. I stopped giving a shit.

4. Swagger looks like a beast.

5. Jawbreaker finish for Kim looked nice.

6. I don't give a shit about Orton, but at least make him look like a threat. Countering a chokeslam into an RKO wouldn't have weakened Show that much.

7. The whole G.I. Joe thing would have been better than what we ended up getting.

[#1-norm-fan]

2. DX segments were kind of lame. (implied) Child Abuse isn't funny. And it's really a shame that it seems like Legacy was catching fire, because now they're getting buried.

I thought it was funny cause it was just so unexpected and fucked up.

Also, that little bitch deserved it... just sayin'...

[Londoner]

Quite liked the DX segments...in a strange sorta way.

[RatedGSuperstar]

The sad part is that Impact is starting to be consistently better than Raw. I didn't bother trying to catch this week's episode, and just read the scathing reviews online. Really disappointing compared to where the show was at the start of the year. At least SmackDown is consistently good, ECW's trying to build new stars, and Superstars consistently has good matches every week.

[Pardeep 619]

So I checked on wwe.com and it mentioned that Cena beat Jericho via disqualification because Orton interfered and beat up Jericho. How on earth can somebody lose a match due to interference if they're they person getting beaten up??

[Londoner]

So I checked on wwe.com and it mentioned that Cena beat Jericho via disqualification because Orton interfered and beat up Jericho. How on earth can somebody lose a match due to interference if they're they person getting beaten up??

Orton didn't even beat anyone up at first he just entered the ring and a DQ was called. And to answer your question: The rules must be scripted in such a way so cena always wins. Raw is going down the shitter, faster than ever before.

[CSL]

Just watched those DX segments. Michaels and Hunter's performances were fine but that was some of the worst written shit ever. It was like something out of WCW in 1993.

[Londoner]

Yeah it was kinda weird, guess were just used to shit written on raw we don't realize how bad it is.

[Pardeep 619]

Orton didn't even beat anyone up at first he just entered the ring and a DQ was called. And to answer your question: The rules must be scripted in such a way so cena always wins. Raw is going down the shitter, faster than ever before.

That I agree with. Glad I didn't stay up to watch this shite for once.

[#1-norm-fan]

So I checked on wwe.com and it mentioned that Cena beat Jericho via disqualification because Orton interfered and beat up Jericho. How on earth can somebody lose a match due to interference if they're they person getting beaten up??

lol. They should get a bunch of guys like Jericho together to start complaining about favoritism being shown to Cena by the higher ups.