View Full Version : Wrestling pick-up lines.
Come on, let's hear them.
"You can't semen me."
Nicky Fives
09-11-2009, 08:09 PM
"Hey baby, can I Doink your clown"...... wow..... that was horrible... but all I got :(
kareru
09-11-2009, 08:20 PM
Guess what babe?
you're next
Ol Dirty Dastard
09-11-2009, 08:25 PM
There is no way in hell this thread will be funny, I'm sorry ladies.
Tazz Dan
09-11-2009, 08:28 PM
UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START
Tazz Dan
09-11-2009, 08:29 PM
Hi, you may have heard of me. I'm the undie-taker. :naughty:
Gotta agree with the Gorgeous one.
FourFifty
09-11-2009, 09:18 PM
There's a I knew a girl who found out I was a wrestling fan. She saw me at walmart when the previous Smackdown vs Raw game came out. She put her arm around my waist and told me she would love to wrestle me.
With the game in hand I told her I'd rather play with myself.
I hope for you sake, that you're kidding with that story, 450.
Gertner
09-11-2009, 09:33 PM
"WHAT"S UP!"
My dick.
Skippord
09-11-2009, 09:42 PM
I agree with Juan and Dale Jewstead
FourFifty
09-11-2009, 10:04 PM
I hope for you sake, that you're kidding with that story, 450.
No, I'm not.
However, the story just seems a little too wordy if I tell you she looked pretty bad for being in her 30's.
It's not like I gave up on (insert your favorite female porn star here) to play video games.
Lock Jaw
09-11-2009, 10:14 PM
"Once you go Blackman, you don't go back again"
Executioner
09-11-2009, 10:27 PM
UP UP DOWN DOWN LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT B A START
:rofl::roll:
Halbowsky
09-11-2009, 10:30 PM
HEEEEEEELLLLLLLOOOOOO LADIES! You know what I want? You know what I need? HEAD!
..... :wtf: :nono: :roll:
Vastardikai
09-11-2009, 11:01 PM
Can You SUCK IT... DIGGA!?!?
Lock Jaw
09-11-2009, 11:05 PM
http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2009/04/06/hhh.jpg
The hammer is my penis.
Know your role, and open your mouth.
Know your role, and open your mouth.
lol WINNER. Give this man the $10,000!
PorkSoda
09-11-2009, 11:10 PM
No, I'm not.
However, the story just seems a little too wordy if I tell you she looked pretty bad for being in her 30's.
It's not like I gave up on (insert your favorite female porn star here) to play video games.
I want to hear the story a little too wordy.
Heres one: Wazaaaaaaaaaap
Let me stick my Stone Cold Stunner in your Rock Bottom.
Tazz Dan
09-11-2009, 11:31 PM
lol WINNER. Give this man the $10,000!
:mad:
Exyle
09-12-2009, 12:08 AM
Oh, they're blue. They're damned blue.
legendkillerRKO
09-12-2009, 12:26 AM
You be Jeff Hardy...I'll be the cop...you let me cuff you and get u in the back of my car!
kareru
09-12-2009, 12:27 AM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/images/06/11/the-rock.jpg
Do You like how my cock is lookin' ?
legendkillerRKO
09-12-2009, 12:28 AM
hey u kurt angle's wife? well i own a second rate wrestling company...lets fuck
kareru
09-12-2009, 12:32 AM
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/04/24/steve-austin-web.jpg
well austin 3:16 said i just tapped that ass
kareru
09-12-2009, 12:36 AM
stop
is that your pick-up line juan?
Yes it is. Stop or I will ban you.
Tazz Dan
09-12-2009, 04:28 AM
Do you want to go one-on-one with MY great one? :naughty:
Tazz Dan
09-12-2009, 04:29 AM
Do you want to go juan-on-juan with MY great juan? :naughty:
:shifty:
I asked you a question in the 100,000 thread and you left me hanging
Tazz Dan
09-12-2009, 05:13 AM
I asked you a question in the 100,000 thread and you left me hanging
:(
Sorry, what was the question?
Tazz Dan
09-12-2009, 05:13 AM
I mean, STOP SPAMMING IN THE THREAD YOU POOR EXCUSE FOR A MOD AND BRING IT UP IN THE SOCIAL GROUP :mad:
Tazz Dan
09-12-2009, 05:13 AM
I mean, :love:
Fabien Barthez
09-12-2009, 05:24 AM
There's a I knew a girl who found out I was a wrestling fan. She saw me at walmart when the previous Smackdown vs Raw game came out. She put her arm around my waist and told me she would love to wrestle me.
With the game in hand I told her I'd rather play with myself.
Lol. Yah.
This is the worst thread of all time. Posting in here to say anything other than that is one of lifes more shameful processes IMO.
Nickelodeon Forum required to contain mature hilarity such as this.
TheZman
09-12-2009, 07:10 PM
http://i27.tinypic.com/2n1uofc.gif
stop
Collaborate and listen.
Johnny Vegas
09-12-2009, 07:47 PM
Don't hate the faggot,
Hate the AIDS
Collaborate and listen.
I'm sorry, the answer we were looking for was 'Hammer Time', that's 'Hammer Time'.
kareru
09-12-2009, 08:11 PM
Word to your mother
More mainstream than Ice, Ice Baby?
Vanilla Ice was and is underground. Yeah.
Ol Dirty Dastard
09-14-2009, 10:26 PM
I stand by my initial statement. The fact that you guys tried does not give you any more respect.
I would go as far to say it gains you even less.
Tazz Dan
09-14-2009, 10:33 PM
Dale, the fact that you can't see that nobody was being serious in this thread does not give you any more respect. I would go as far to say it gives you less.
Seth82
09-14-2009, 10:34 PM
Anyone that uses a wrestling pick up line has to be a fucking loser as it is
Tazz Dan
09-14-2009, 10:36 PM
Hey Seth, wanna feel the pain? :naughty:
Seth82
09-14-2009, 10:38 PM
Hey Seth, wanna feel the pain? :naughty:
:D:p
Ol Dirty Dastard
09-14-2009, 11:47 PM
Dale, the fact that you can't see that nobody was being serious in this thread does not give you any more respect. I would go as far to say it gives you less.
Have you ever noticed I'm generally surley in my replies? I hardly see how a gimp thread such as this would make me any less surley.
Kami Raki
09-15-2009, 12:02 AM
Know your role, and open your mouth.Easily the best line in this thread.
Seth82
09-15-2009, 12:11 AM
Easily the best line in this thread.
Agreed...
ron the dial
09-15-2009, 12:12 AM
i am completely appalled by this thread and can't believe that i actually broke down and read it. bad form, wrestling forum. bad form.
Know your role, and open your mouth.
:cool:
thedamndest
09-15-2009, 12:14 AM
Do you want to have sex after this episode of Monday Night Raw?
Tazz Dan
09-15-2009, 01:51 AM
Have you ever noticed I'm generally surley in my replies? I hardly see how a gimp thread such as this would make me any less surley.
Have you noticed how my posts are generally 90% sarcasm, as was the case in my reply to you?
Skippord
09-15-2009, 09:47 AM
Do you want to have sex after this episode of Monday Night Raw?
lol
The Jayman
09-15-2009, 10:32 AM
Wellllllll...well it's my big show
kareru
09-15-2009, 10:37 AM
http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com/wp-content/uploads/2494/wrestling-superstar-Dolph%20Ziggler-4.jpg
I HAVE AN ERECTIOOOOON
ministrychick77
09-15-2009, 11:48 PM
Do you want to have sex after this episode of Monday Night Raw?
this and the jeff hardy one are my favorites...
and here's my idea:
would you like to reenact edge's live sex celebration tonight?
DAMN iNATOR
09-16-2009, 12:27 AM
"I'LL SHOW YOU! YOU'LL SEE!"
http://www.allwrestlingsuperstars.com/wp-content/uploads/2494/wrestling-superstar-Dolph%20Ziggler-4.jpg
I HAVE AN ERECTIOOOOON
:n:
Ol Dirty Dastard
09-16-2009, 12:31 AM
Have you noticed how my posts are generally 90% sarcasm, as was the case in my reply to you?
Are we going to keep asking one another rhetorical questions?
Tazz Dan
09-16-2009, 12:42 AM
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
This will not get you laid.
Tazz Dan
09-16-2009, 02:54 AM
Girl: Hey Dan, wanna fuck me?
Me: Does a bear shit in the woods.
Case closed. :cool:
Morbidly Obese Girl: Hey Dan, wanna fuck me?
Me: Does a bear shit in the woods.
Case closed. :(
Oh, I stand corrected.
Girl: Hey Xero, wanna fuck me?
Xero: Did Kane86 shit in your hand?
Girl: ...no...
Xero: Let's fuck.
Case closed. :shifty:
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