Official RAW Thread for 09/14/09: UUDDLRLRBA START

[Xero]

Suuuup?

As always: http://www.justin.tv/juan_tpww/old (Password: sandwich)

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Canadian shows usually have the added bonus of a hot crowd, so maybe this could be good.

[Triple Naitch]

samwhiches

[ClockShot]

HBK vs. Ted Jr. got the potential to be a really good match. That is if the writers leave Rhodes, Orton, and Trips in back and let them go all out.

There's also Dancin' Dave's "big announcement", too. However, Cena's champ again and that's an automatic downer right there.

So yeah, this could be good or bad tonight.

[Indifferent Clox]

Ihope his big announcement is that he is awful and hate himself

[Emperor Smeat]

Batista's announcement is going to be he bought a giant NES controller and rented the Tron screen to input the original Contra code for 30 more title chances. So Batista retires around 2012.

http://www.igniq.com/images/g4tv_giant_nes_controller_310305.jpg

[Cool King]

Batista's "Big Announcement" will probably be something like announcing that's he back to full health and is going to be trying to get back the WWE Championship.

If that's the case and we end up having a Batista/Cena main event picture, I think I'll be done with Raw until the Batista/Cena thing ends.

Either that or I'll blow my brains out.

Whatever.

[RawRocks]

Dancing Dave starts Raw

[TGR]

Bats has his arm in a sling/cast/thingie

Five says it comes off and he's fine.

[ClockShot]

Get the "announcement" out of the way early, nice.

[Innovator]

Does he have a nose stud?

[el bobbo]

Did anyone else think that Cena looked like Jesus when he was hanging off the ring post?

[mike adamle]

Maybe he's contracted the HIV.

[KIRA]

com on quit damn you

[TGR]

Bullshit.

[ClockShot]

He's done.............really.........................nah. Gotta be something behind it.

[RawRocks]

Cue Randy Orton

[KIRA]

NO NO let him FINISH!

[mike adamle]

I'm just gonna quote every unnecessary Cole quote tonight. "Randy Orton, former WWE champion."

[ClockShot]

Neither are we.

[KIRA]

christ randy looks like a buff spock

[TGR]

Called it.

[RawRocks]

Great swerve

[mike adamle]

"Who's cryin' now?!"

[KIRA]

NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Blakeamus]

Blah

[mike adamle]

FUCK

[ClockShot]

Dave's going to Smackdown! Sweetness.

[blak23]

Batista on smackdown what the shit

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Goddamn it! Leave Smackdown alone!

[TGR]

God. I hope he doesn't bring all the bad aspects of Raw to Smackdown. It's really good for a reason.

[KIRA]

randys face is my sentiments exactly

[Afterlife]

I totally enjoyed Batista! WTF!!

[ClockShot]

Then again, somebody gotta fill that void Jeff Hardy left behind.

[RawRocks]

Batista on Smackcrap... that makes no sense whatsoever

[blak23]

batista doesnt fill the void push morrison

[Emperor Smeat]

Hopefully Batista "accidentally" leaves the Batista Code with RAW. By accident, i mean someone beats him up so he forgets it.

[mike adamle]

So, Taker-Batista part 190928 after Hell In A Cell?

[ClockShot]

batista doesnt fill the void push morrison

Hard to do since he's filling Mysterio's spot right now. But that would have been my choice.

[Y2Ant]

I don't want Batista on my show :(

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I don't want Batista on my show :(
:y:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Good God she still looks absolutely incredible.

[mike adamle]

Crowd's dead for her hahahah.

[ClockShot]

Diva of the Decade? We talkin' 90-99 or 2000-present day?

[TGR]

O_o I didn't recognize her with Steph's hair color.

[ClockShot]

Oh, and somebody dump a bottle of bleach on that hair, huge turnoff.

[blak23]

Hard to do since he's filling Mysterio's spot right now. But that would have been my choice.
yea true, but ziggler should eventually get the title then upgrade morrison's status

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Wow, the crowds dead.

[CSL]

Take the mic away from her already

[HeartBreakMan2k]

They're booing her even, can't blame her, she's terrible on the mic so low. Great in conversations, but not solo.

[KIRA]

trish looks good as a brunette

[blak23]

because nobody cares about divas at all

[ClockShot]

Well now, what's the point of that Trish when we already know the outcome?

[CSL]

Kofiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[ClockShot]

... --- ...

[LuigiD]

man..Trish looks so much hotter as a brunette.

[Triple Naitch]

Trish is lookin damn good, but she was better as a blonde.

[CSL]

My mood seems to improve like 20% everytime Kofi shows up

[Emperor Smeat]

so umm what was the purpose of her talking to the crowd if her announcement is for something a few weeks away.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

LOL! CROWD didn't care enough to even fake pop or fake boo Primo! HAHAHA>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Gayest fucking music ever</font>

[mike adamle]

Primo is awkwardly pumped to his own music, and did he just fall or was I just seeing things?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

SWAGG(A)ER

[ClockShot]

Primo? He still got a job?

[CSL]

<font color=goldenrod>Gayest fucking music ever</font>

If you're talking about Kofi's I will club you

[Triple Naitch]

Jack Swagger's entrance is so gay.

[KIRA]

its the master of the unnecessary cartwheel Primo

[ClockShot]

Nice pyro for Swagga.

[Evil Vito]

If you're talking about Kofi's I will club you

<font color=goldenrod>I said gayest music ever, not most awesome.</font> :mad:

[blak23]

miz looks like jericho

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Miz' music needs to start with him saying "I am the Miz... AND I AM AWESOME" Then go into his theme.

[RawRocks]

Miz & Swagger = Tag Team Champs

[blak23]

primo the wrestling matador

[CSL]

Never thought I'd see the day when Miz was legit over

[mike adamle]

I like this Miz-Swagger team.

[CSL]

<font color=goldenrod>I said gayest music ever, not most awesome.</font> :mad:

Excellent club avoiding

[blak23]

nice move

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Coffee with a VERY cool pinning combination..

[blak23]

kofi

[HeartBreakMan2k]

SWAGGA-BOMB!

[KIRA]

Kofi is fucking quick

[ClockShot]

Nice sweep move, although it looks like Kofi's gonna snap his neck each time he does it.

[mike adamle]

"That's uh, the United States title. THAT'S KOFI'S!!!!"

[HeartBreakMan2k]

kofi

Coffee :mad:

[Emperor Smeat]

lol Primo suddenly jumps up from the ground then falls like someone grabbed his leg so he couldn't break the pin

[blak23]

miz new champ

[RawRocks]

Coffee Cup from Ghana

[CSL]

Did that fucking advert really just call Sons of Anarchy 'The Sopranos in leather jackets' :|

[RawRocks]

Butterfly Championship Contenders Match

[mike adamle]

King's face during that hug = priceless.

[The Show Off]

Did Gail Kim just get a bigger pop than Trish?

[mike adamle]

Alicia is still the ugliest diva.

[blak23]

why is she coming out to hot in hurrr by nelly

[ClockShot]

Gail Kim should win this by default.

[KIRA]

most heterosexual interaction coles ever had

[ClockShot]

Didn't I hear triple threat match?

[CSL]

This match has already gone on too long

[The Show Off]

I think that might be the first black ref I've seen since Teddy Long.

[Emperor Smeat]

hey look its TPWW favorite ref ....... the black one.

Seriously, he must have one of the best ref contracts since all he seems to ref is divas matches.

[blak23]

mickie james is terrible she is making cole look adequate

[Triple Naitch]

I wonder how Mickie's fake titty is healing...

[mike adamle]

Oh shit, almost forgot, this refs a fag.

[mike adamle]

Alicia Fox drop the Fox part of her name?

[CSL]

Go homeeeee

[screech]

Alicia Fox sucks.

[KIRA]

say what you you will about alicia shes hot and can move better than 90% of the whos who of blonds in the WWE

[screech]

Liked Miz stealing the title. Haven't seen that angle in a while.

[The Show Off]

Are only black people allowed to use the axe kick?

[thecc]

no solefood. :(

[redwings3431]

divas match longer than a match with kofi...yeah its gonna be that kind of raw

[blak23]

what the fuck why is gail kim getting buried

[ClockShot]

Kind of bullshit is this?

[screech]

Can't believe she fuckin won. Gail miles ahead of her (and pretty much the rest of the roster).

[blak23]

they must hate the divas title

[CSL]

lol what. From headlining TNA's not horrendous knockout division to doing jobs for Edge's wedding planner

[Emperor Smeat]

I thought they said this was supposed to be a Triple Threat match ?

[screech]

I love how no one cared when Bats said he was going to SD.

[CSL]

I thought they said this was supposed to be a Triple Threat match ?

Was a Lilian botch, Cole and King 'covered' it

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I knew Gail was doing the job as soon as I remembered the match was in Canada.</font>

[blak23]

its like they don't want you to care

[Indifferent Clox]

This is eh, so far.

Trish is looking amazing. And my dad didn't believe that batista was really injured, too bad he actually had been, so i looked stupid trying to defend him. I was all "he may have healed by now" before the swerve though, so I don't feel tottlaly retarted

[Triple Naitch]

Lol, I love to hate that creepy replay music.

Do do do do

[screech]

Trish looks amazing :drool:

[ClockShot]

Hot damn, Beth looks fabulous.

Gotta get out of the ring gear more often.

[screech]

Sweet!

[screech]

Hot damn, Beth looks fabulous.

Gotta get out of the ring gear more often.

Agreed :y:

[CSL]

lolll Jericho

[blak23]

im annoyed with trish

[KIRA]

Jerichos hair is better than trishes

[ClockShot]

So a question to our Canadian friends, since Trish is here pushing her chain of Yoga gyms, has it gotten off the ground yet?

[Emperor Smeat]

anyone think WWE might literally try a Bob Barker v Jericho match/feud like how Jericho wanted Mickey Rourke last time he went against a celebrity.

[screech]

anyone think WWE might literally try a Bob Barker v Jericho match/feud like how Jericho wanted Mickey Rourke last time he went against a celebrity.

Not at all

[ClockShot]

IT'S A NEW DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

IT'S A NEW GENERATIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

[screech]

Fuckin love this theme :y:

[Indifferent Clox]

JERICHO saves the show

[screech]

I enjoy Ted as well :y:

[mike adamle]

"Is the future now for Legacy?"

[ClockShot]

Go back to the locker room, CAWdy. You're gonna spoil a good thing.

[mike adamle]

Fuck's up with Ted's ear?

[screech]

Hate CAWdy, though :n:

[screech]

Fuck's up with Ted's ear?

I noticed it last night. We couldn't figure out what was up

[KIRA]

Ted should do all the talking

[mike adamle]

He's got like a Jillian Hall thing going on in that ear.

[RawRocks]

Camera is focusing on the ear

[KIRA]

cauliflower ear?

[Emperor Smeat]

looks like someone rolled up a piece of bacon and stuck it on his ear.

[screech]

Nice promo. Can't get over CAWdy's lisp, though. I've said this before, but it just doesn't complement his character like Swagger's does.

[mike adamle]

Ted's ear overpowered CAWdy's lisp.

[Triple Naitch]

Looks like he just busted his cartilage on his ear open. If it was cauliflower, you could definitely tell.

[screech]

Ted's ear overpowered CAWdy's lisp.

lol

[mike adamle]

Are they gonna do a dx-Legacy HIAC?

[blak23]

most likely

[screech]

Trips needs to lose that hat.

[screech]

I am liking this match so far.

[screech]

Nice dropkick :y:

[blak23]

waht do they mean when they say never made "DX" tap out hhh and hbk have tapped before to the rock at least...right?

[blak23]

and on another note none of those mentioned even really used submissions

[screech]

Holy bald spot, Shawn.

[screech]

It was very noticeable last night as well.

[ClockShot]

Wow. Buffalo just about blew this game.

[ClockShot]

VINTAGE!

[mike adamle]

"VINTAGE MICHAELS"

[KIRA]

dx seems more and more less like a faction and more like 2 middle age walking merchandise stands

[Indifferent Clox]

HBK chants in canada?

[Indifferent Clox]

Yeah since when is two guys a faction? it's a tag team

[screech]

Yeah they're gonna do DX/Legacy HIAC

[ClockShot]

Bummer. A good match gone to waste.

On to football and baseball.

[KIRA]

shawns slowly sporting that hogan hair

[KIRA]

Is anyone really gonna see jennifers body cause they like horror

[ClockShot]

Is anyone really gonna see jennifers body cause they like horror

I think the real question is anyone going to see Jennifer's Body?

[jerichoholicninja]

Just started watching and read through the thread. So is Batista going to Smackdown? And is there any doubt that Trish's partner will be Cena?

[CSL]

Chavo gets bitched out #327

[RawRocks]

Bourneswaggle

[ClockShot]

Just started watching and read through the thread. So is Batista going to Smackdown? And is there any doubt that Trish's partner will be Cena?

Cena got no quarrel with Jericho..........yet. But you're probably right.

[mike adamle]

GET THIS MIDGET OFF MY TV!

[ClockShot]

I'll say it once, I'll say it again. Chavo should have left with Vicki.

[CSL]

Love that Evan Bourne roll up

[Triple Naitch]

Rosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[RawRocks]

I'll say it once, I'll say it again. Chavo should have left with Vicki.

:y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y::y:

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Rosa is incredible.

[CSL]

LatinoMania

[screech]

Carlito...ugh

[screech]

Check that: Swog/Chavo/Carlito...ugh

[screech]

Well that was awful.

[RawRocks]

Dear WWE,
Please finish off the Chavo-Hony fued and give up on it.

Thank you!

[screech]

Quitting?

[screech]

Dear WWE,
Please finish off the Chavo-Hony fued and give up on it.

Thank you!

Sir, RAW does not rock these days.

[screech]

Soo...now what?

Not that I like Chavo, I'm just intrigued.

[Indifferent Clox]

TFINALLY

[Triple Naitch]

Oh thank god this may finally be over.

[KIRA]

Does vince have a hardon for midgets how does Hornswoggle still have a job

[RawRocks]

I dont know whats worse.. watching Chavo/Hornswoggle or the hideous uniforms the NFL referees are wearing at the Chargers-Raiders game.

[CSL]

Bet that belt's spinning again

[screech]

Finally the belt doesn't look ridiculous on someone.

[jerichoholicninja]

This promo is absolutely terrible.

[jerichoholicninja]

Ha. Cena couldn't even get a pop out of Hell in a Cell.

[CSL]

This promo is absolutely terrible.

That's just Cena bashing, nothing wrong with the promo

[screech]

Can't say it enough: Michael Cole is so damn bad.

[jerichoholicninja]

That's just Cena bashing, nothing wrong with the promo

Yes and no. Yes it was Cena bashing but it was because that promo was terrible.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Trish is absolutely incredible...

[screech]

I'd bang her into next year.

[KIRA]

Every cena promo nowdays resembles a speech from brave heart

[RawRocks]

That's just Cena bashing, nothing wrong with the promo

:y:

Can't say it enough: Michael Cole is so damn bad.

:y:

[Emperor Smeat]

Does Cena only have 1 emotion for his face since he managed to do that entire promo with a straight face the whole time.

[screech]

lol MVP is slowly pulling a Kane

[owenbrown]

I hope Codetista accidentally enters the wrong code to end up going for the secret "Go Fuck Yourself" championship.

[CSL]

Always gonna be him or Mizark

[KIRA]

nice suprise

[HeartBreakMan2k]

MVPs suit is better without the sleeves I think... though I'm undecided...

[CSL]

I don't like it. But I am undecided.

[screech]

lol

[HeartBreakMan2k]

It's one of those where you get an initial feeling but then you immediately start questioning it.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Fuck you both :mad:

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I swear wrestlers always blatantly change their attire a month or so before the next SD game is due to come out.</font> :shifty:

[Indifferent Clox]

no no I get what you are saying saviour, can we delve into this more? I think this needs its own thread.

[screech]

lol HIAC presented by Turtles. I love it already.

[screech]

I don't even care that Trish fell. It was awesome.

[screech]

What's with the stop signs?!?

[screech]

IT'S MY SHOW

[Indifferent Clox]

Mark Henry matches

[screech]

BALLIN

[screech]

That was really good Stratusfaction :y:

[KIRA]

Thats a man sandwhich

[mike adamle]

Thank god I had no idea what happened to Batista's arm. I really would've been clueless if I wasn't shown this package at the beginning of the show, or reminded of this venomous assault on Batista throughout.

[screech]

We wouldn't have these gripes if you returned, Mr. General Manager.

[Triple Naitch]

Ceddy next week. :D

[Innovator]

5 dollars says Cena comes out during this match

[Innovator]

Canadian, of course

[RawRocks]

i'll bet you a package of Canadian Bacon

[screech]

Let's see if he gets it right

[SammyG]

Wait.. isn't raw over in like 10 minutes...?

[screech]

Eh, kinda. He still sucks at it though

[KIRA]

That moment right there on the top of the stage with the pyro thats when Dave is punching in the code

[mike adamle]

Wait.. isn't raw over in like 10 minutes...?

It really doesn't have an end time, just "around 11" which normally means around 11:05-11:07, but in some cases can go to 11:20. Eastern times in case you didn't know.

[mike adamle]

Why did Orton have to take off King's headset and not Cole's.

[screech]

He still sucks.

[mike adamle]

Never saw Cena coming.... Okay so I did.

[KIRA]

Superman and Superboy prime on the same show I feel for randy

[Innovator]

What makes Cena a face here? Just blantantly attacked Orton in the middle of a match

[jerichoholicninja]

So what exactly was the purpose of this match. To bury Orton?

[mike adamle]

Well I'm glad Batista got his revenge of months being taken off his career in that 3 minute squash match.

[screech]

Not that great of a RAW.

Trish made up for it by looking incredible, though :y:

[RGWhat316]

Interesting to see Botchtista back from his wellness violation to squash Orton. Not buying the injury story, especially with the new tatoos on his arms. I actually like Trish as a brunette, but the crowd really didnt seem into her too much. Her opening promo was pretty bad. Finally Chavo/Hornswoggle should finally be over. I actually thought there would be one place to boo the hell out of Horny, it would be Canada, but they seemed to like him there too. And you can call it bashing if you want, but every single Cena promo sounds the same to me.

[Kami Raki]

And you can call it bashing if you want, but every single Cena promo sounds the same to me.
It's because Stephanie probably writes them.

[Emperor Smeat]

It doesn't help that Cena only does 1 face emotion for an entire promo. Its literally just the blank stare into a camera with the occasional mouth opening up really big (similar to the face he makes when he does his STF). I don't think he even blinks during it since its too bland of a face emotion.

The Rock at least has the eyebrow as a face emotion, Jericho had his happy/WCW hell style smile with his promos, and even Macho Man had that "Oh YEEEEEAHH" style to show emotion in a promo.

[Skippord]

I don't want Batista on my show :(
CM Punk's words exactly

[Skippord]

Also Trish got hotter

[Testicle]

So since when is it a good idea to have your top heel job cleanly on back to back nights?

[Juan]

I see where you're coming from, but I would hardly call those losses clean.

[muffalufagus]

So how soon does Punk job to Shitista? I'm already mad.