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GD
09-19-2009, 10:48 AM
Here goes,

John Cena versus Jesus (w/Carlito Caribbean Cool)- Armageddon 2004
John Cena versus Matt Striker- RAW
John Cena versus Randy Orton-Summer Slam 2007

can't think of anymore matches. Shall contribute after going through some dvds.

Londoner
09-19-2009, 10:51 AM
Cena matches aren't memorable enough for me to make a list.

Gertner
09-19-2009, 10:53 AM
His matches aren't really that terrible. I've seen alot worse.

Skippord
09-19-2009, 11:01 AM
really making a thread about top fives and not in fact listing five matches?

GD
09-19-2009, 11:02 AM
Skip I would love to but I just can't recall any horrible Cena match.

Londoner
09-19-2009, 11:13 AM
Skip I would love to but I just can't recall any horrible Cena match.

That's because there's so many and we choose to forget them.

DAMN iNATOR
09-19-2009, 11:18 AM
1.) All of them.

The End.

GD
09-19-2009, 11:20 AM
John Cena versus JBL at Wrestlemania goes Hollywood was not good
John Cena versus Shawn Michaels at Wrestlemania "Make it or break it" was way below expectations

Londoner
09-19-2009, 11:22 AM
Oh god, i did not want to be reminded of cena v jbl.:D

GD
09-19-2009, 11:23 AM
John Cena versus Kurt Angle at Unforgiven 2005 was lame

mike adamle
09-19-2009, 11:24 AM
Cena-Show at Extreme Rules was terrible.

Anybody Thrilla
09-19-2009, 12:07 PM
Guru Dave, I have to wonder if you're slightly retarded sometimes.

Cena vs. Michaels at Wrestlemania was fucking great in my eyes, minus Cena not selling the leg.

#1-norm-fan
09-19-2009, 12:57 PM
Agreed.

And Cena and JBL made up for the WrestleMania match with an outstanding I Quit match the next month. Granted the WM match was quite short.

owenbrown
09-19-2009, 01:04 PM
1.) All of them except whenever he loses the WWE Championship or WHC.

The End.

Fixed. :D

GD
09-19-2009, 01:32 PM
Guru Dave, I have to wonder if you're slightly retarded sometimes.

Cena vs. Michaels at Wrestlemania was fucking great in my eyes, minus Cena not selling the leg.

ABT sometimes I feel you are more retarded than me. It was a god damn WM main event! even a 5 year old could tell that Cena did not sell the leg.

muffalufagus
09-19-2009, 01:39 PM
I've never enjoyed a Cena match ever. Not even a little bit. I hate the way he bumps. I hate the way he hits the ropes. I hate the way he does that flipping spinning awful looking as fuck neck breaker thing. I hate his finishers. I fucking hate John Cena.

Anybody Thrilla
09-19-2009, 01:41 PM
You couldn't even name five horrible Cena matches in a thread about top five horrible Cena matches.....that YOU started.

Also, I acknowledged that Cena didn't sell the leg, you quarterwit. There have been tons of matches where people haven't sold things properly. It isn't necessarily make or break for a match. That match overall was at LEAST 4 stars, and a great main event between the two. At VERY least it isn't one of Cena's five worst matches.

Favre4Ever
09-19-2009, 01:58 PM
Any Cena vs. Carlito match, especially the last one.

Afterlife
09-19-2009, 03:23 PM
Vids, or shut the fuck up.

CSL
09-19-2009, 03:28 PM
lol quarterwit

Waylander
09-19-2009, 03:34 PM
I've never enjoyed a Cena match ever. Not even a little bit. I hate the way he bumps. I hate the way he hits the ropes. I hate the way he does that flipping spinning awful looking as fuck neck breaker thing. I hate his finishers. I fucking hate John Cena.

I've tried to point out how he hits the ropes and nobody has ever understood, nice to see some agreement. I can't explain why it annoys me, whether it's because it looks overly fake and more like a dance move or because it's different.
As far as matches go I can't really remember any that stand out as especially bad, I mean I can think of a lot of bad Cena matches but none stand out as the worse.
I didn't think the WrestleMania match with JBL was that bad.

Savio
09-19-2009, 03:41 PM
I thought Cena vs HBK at mania was really LAME

Waylander
09-19-2009, 04:05 PM
I thought Cena vs HBK at mania was really LAME

The saving grace was the thought that HBK would beat Cena at WrestleMania and become champ in my opinion.

GD
09-19-2009, 04:18 PM
You couldn't even name five horrible Cena matches in a thread about top five horrible Cena matches.....that YOU started.

Also, I acknowledged that Cena didn't sell the leg, you quarterwit. There have been tons of matches where people haven't sold things properly. It isn't necessarily make or break for a match. That match overall was at LEAST 4 stars, and a great main event between the two. At VERY least it isn't one of Cena's five worst matches.

It's worthless to argue. It wasn't value for money and overall it was not WM main event quality at all. You know it, I know it and so does Shawn.

And I also agree that it wasn't Cena's worst 5, but you need to read my earlier posts...I was going through my dvds. :-\

Anybody Thrilla
09-19-2009, 04:27 PM
But why the fuck did you start this thread if you couldn't readily think of 5 'awful' matches?

Anybody Thrilla
09-19-2009, 04:28 PM
Cena/HBK at Wrestlemania was great to me. I don't give a fuck what any of you say.

GD
09-19-2009, 04:29 PM
But why the fuck did you start this thread if you couldn't readily think of 5 'awful' matches?

I apologize.

GD
09-19-2009, 04:32 PM
Cena/HBK at Wrestlemania was great to me. I don't give a fuck what any of you say.

Chill out! It's just an opinion.

Anybody Thrilla
09-19-2009, 04:35 PM
Chill out! It's just an opinion.

Then don't tell me I 'know' it was a bad match.

Kami Raki
09-19-2009, 04:37 PM
Personally, Cena doesn't really have "horrible" matches. He has bad matches in which they were probably booked poorly.

GD
09-19-2009, 04:37 PM
Then don't tell me I 'know' it was a bad match.

For me i.e.

The Show Off
09-19-2009, 07:54 PM
Here goes,

John Cena versus Jesus (w/Carlito Caribbean Cool)- Armageddon 2004
John Cena versus Matt Striker- RAW
John Cena versus Randy Orton-Summer Slam 2008

can't think of anymore matches. Shall contribute after going through some dvds.

That last one was so bad that it never even happened.

GD
09-19-2009, 11:09 PM
My bad.

Ruien
09-19-2009, 11:27 PM
Why are people so hostile? If you do not agree/enjoy the thread, then please do not post.

kareru
09-20-2009, 12:13 AM
i have 5

cena vs batista
cena vs orton
cena vs hhh
cena vs orton
cena vs orton

Anybody Thrilla
09-20-2009, 02:06 AM
Why are people so hostile? If you do not agree/enjoy the thread, then please do not post.

Shut the fuck up, guy.

OssMan
09-20-2009, 03:10 AM
i have 5

cena vs batista
cena vs orton
cena vs hhh
cena vs orton
cena vs orton
lol

muffalufagus
09-21-2009, 12:38 AM
I've tried to point out how he hits the ropes and nobody has ever understood, nice to see some agreement. I can't explain why it annoys me, whether it's because it looks overly fake and more like a dance move or because it's different.
As far as matches go I can't really remember any that stand out as especially bad, I mean I can think of a lot of bad Cena matches but none stand out as the worse.
I didn't think the WrestleMania match with JBL was that bad.

It just looks so Busch league, man. With his leg up and all.

The Jayman
09-21-2009, 09:03 AM
I know a shorter list:

top 5 "BEST John Cena matches" of all time. Here it goes

1.

311
09-21-2009, 09:13 AM
There were three matches on the TNA PPV last night that I would probably consider worse than any Cena match I've ever seen.

Anybody Thrilla
09-21-2009, 01:22 PM
I know a shorter list:

top 5 "BEST John Cena matches" of all time. Here it goes

1.

In no particular order...

Cena vs. Michaels (the night after Wrestlemania on Raw)
Cena vs. RVD (If Cena wins, we riot)
Cena vs. Batista
Cena vs. Edge (TLC)
Cena vs. Triple H (the first one)

The Show Off
09-21-2009, 04:14 PM
I know a shorter list:

top 5 "BEST John Cena matches" of all time. Here it goes

1.

1. John Cena (c) v. Triple H (for the WWE Heavyweight Championship, WWE Wrestlemania 22)
2. John Cena (c) v. Rob Van Dam (for the WWE Heavyweight Championship, ECW One Night Stand 2006)
3. Edge (c) v. John Cena (Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match for the WWE Heavyweight Championship, WWE Unforgiven 2006)
4. John Cena (c) v. Shawn Michaels (for the WWE Heavyweight Championship, WWE Wrestlemania 23)
5. John Cena (c) v. Edge (Last Man Standing Match for the World Heavyweight Championship, WWE Backlash 2009)

*I never saw the match he and HBK had on raw that ran almost an hour so I couldn't list it.

Juan
09-21-2009, 04:26 PM
Cena vs Batista, AT? Really?

Sixx
09-21-2009, 04:28 PM
Not the match itself but when he debuted wearing some ridicilous outfit and when Angle asked him who the fuck he was he made such a stupid face and responded "JOHN CENA" obviously very proud of himself.

GD
09-21-2009, 04:36 PM
I know a shorter list:

top 5 "BEST John Cena matches" of all time. Here it goes

1.

5. John Cena versus Chris Benoit (Smackdown!)
4. John Cena, Matt Hardy,Big Show & Shawn Michaels versus Rated RKO, Umanga and someone *prob Snitsky* (Raw)
3. John Cena versus Eddie Guerrero (Parking lot brawl- Smackdown!)
2. John Cena versus JBL (Judgement Day 2005)
1. John Cena versus Kurt Angle (No Mercy 2003)

Anybody Thrilla
09-21-2009, 05:00 PM
Cena vs Batista, AT? Really?

It was pretty good.

Anybody Thrilla
09-21-2009, 05:01 PM
And yeah, if that's big an issue, take it out and put in the Parking Lot Brawl with Eddie on Smackdown.

Juan
09-21-2009, 05:02 PM
Just a little surprised, is all.

Anybody Thrilla
09-21-2009, 05:03 PM
I didn't really have time to go through my DVDs and look for sure.

Anybody Thrilla
09-21-2009, 05:04 PM
I actually thought Cena/Lashley at Great American Bash was pretty good, too.

Juan
09-21-2009, 05:05 PM
I'm just about done with you, Anybody Thrilla.

The Show Off
09-21-2009, 05:05 PM
It was pretty good.

It was a solid match, but I just can't help but hate anything Batista is a part of...


...and that includes the human race.

GD
09-21-2009, 05:14 PM
It was pretty good.

Totally. I mean the energy surrounding the Batista versus Cena match was unreal. Batista injuring Cena at the end of the match was my favorite part.

Sixx
09-21-2009, 05:20 PM
It was a solid match, but I just can't help but hate anything Batista is a part of...


...and that includes the human race.

Hey, wait. Why do they call him The Animal then?

Someone's lying here, and I don't like it.

Anybody Thrilla
09-21-2009, 05:24 PM
I'm just about done with you, Anybody Thrilla.

I know it's not 'cool' to like Cena, but I don't let that blind me to a good performance. SUE ME.

CSL
09-21-2009, 05:28 PM
I'm just about done with you, Anybody Thrilla.

What? Cena/Lashley was suprisingly good. Ditto Cena/Batista. By no means classics but more than passable.

Anybody Thrilla
09-21-2009, 05:30 PM
I like when CSL agrees with me because he is a wrestler.

Jura
09-21-2009, 05:38 PM
Cena vs RVD and then Edge spears his ass into the table. Cena vs Batista because I like to see him get BATISTA BOMBED!

Juan
09-21-2009, 05:38 PM
I'm not a blind Cena or Batista hater by any means. I just thought it was a shit match.

Jura
09-21-2009, 05:40 PM
This thread has been...












http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3166/2762095801_dbe06c042d_b.jpg

BATISTA BOMBED!!

Juan
09-21-2009, 05:41 PM
There are a couple of Cena matches that I thought were ok, but the Batista and Lashley matches are not on my list.

BigDaddyCool
09-21-2009, 05:41 PM
I hate you Guru Dave, you try way to hard.

Anybody Thrilla
09-21-2009, 05:45 PM
What are your favorite Cena matches, Army of Juan?

GD
09-21-2009, 05:46 PM
I hate you BDC, you try way to hard to dump me.

Juan
09-21-2009, 05:53 PM
What are your favorite Cena matches, Army of Juan?

Cena seems to work well with Jericho and Edge, so any of the matches he had with them were ok in my book. Also, his matches with HBK were probably Cena's best work. He and Angle had some good ones too.

BigDaddyCool
09-21-2009, 05:55 PM
Dump you? Like we are dating, you flamer.

Juan
09-21-2009, 05:57 PM
Trouble in paradise?

Jura
09-21-2009, 06:00 PM
http://i43.tower.com/cover-art/mm106996046/thunder-in-paradise-collection-hulk-hogan-dvd-cover.jpg

Sixx
09-21-2009, 06:39 PM
He looks like he's made of wax in that pic.

GD
09-22-2009, 03:01 PM
That's right BDC. High time we made it public. :)