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09-26-2009, 03:50 PM

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Afterlife

09-26-2009, 04:29 PM

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"OMG there's a sale at Penny's!"

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Naitch is even worse: he likes to watch.

09-26-2009, 04:35 PM

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Randy to a kid/wwe fan: Tell your mom that she was a whore last night.

09-26-2009, 04:37 PM

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RVD does the impossible by lifting Orton in a complete horizontal positioning.

09-26-2009, 04:40 PM

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For Orton, winning a World title is a piece of cake...literally. :p

SammyG

09-26-2009, 04:48 PM

I'm not gonna caption but holy shit @ how high Orton is on that dropkick

Vastardikai

09-26-2009, 04:59 PM

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Randy: You mean people actually get over based on things OTHER than your father being famous? :eek:

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Reason #420 why you shouldn't smoke a doobie before your match.

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Hunter makes a note to himself: Tell Randy to change his odor-eaters...

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Hunter: Ric wants to show you how the promoter used to decide on who to push as the babyface.

Randy: Oh... Shit...

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Where will you be when your diahrrea medicine STOPS working?

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Even Birthday Cakes have to job to Randy Orton

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Randy: Do this look gay?

Someone off camera: No.

Randy: How about Now?

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Giant Randy and Cody are both stumped on the latest episode of the WWE's newest Game Show: "What the fuck did Dusty Rhodes just say?"

09-26-2009, 05:04 PM

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PRAISE THE LORD! YEAAAAHHHHHH!

Xero

09-26-2009, 05:27 PM

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Lilian: Here is your winner, and NEW Bukkake World Champion, BATISTA!

09-26-2009, 05:43 PM

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Xero

09-26-2009, 05:49 PM

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Hunter: Ric's fucking my ass first, and you're next.
*Thrust*
Hunter: GUH!
Orton: :eek:

Xero

09-26-2009, 05:51 PM

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Seconds after Orton heard Vince Russo had been rehired and suggested a "Shit On Your Chest" match with Sid.

Xero

09-26-2009, 06:00 PM

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This is the moment that Orton realized that he feared pants. Because he forgot to wear his.

And his tights.

Hanso Amore

09-26-2009, 06:05 PM

You guys are fucking losers

Xero

09-26-2009, 06:10 PM

You guys are fucking losers

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Gertner

09-26-2009, 06:13 PM

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"I can't believe these retards think their captions are funny"

09-26-2009, 06:15 PM

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"I can't believe this retard thinks that Rhi would fuck him"

FourFifty

09-26-2009, 06:19 PM

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RVD: Woah, this is like... some killer Orton here.... Just one hit feels like a drop kick!
Orton: :wtf:

Seth82

09-26-2009, 07:13 PM

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Randy: Noooo I have to wrestle King Kong Bundy in an Iron Man Match

Xero

09-26-2009, 07:16 PM

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wweisneat: Nipple.

Cool King

09-26-2009, 07:23 PM

After winning a match, Orton reads Hanso's post on the TitanTron.

You guys are fucking losers

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Orton: < /3

Halbowsky

09-27-2009, 02:01 AM

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Randy Orton trashes another Hotel room

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Yankees fan in the crowd: "Holy shit! What a drop kick...holy shit, what a nice rack in front of me!"
Tye Dye Guy: "Wha? Where?!?"

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Orton: "Wait! Stop! We need to re-shoot my entrance; the titan-tron broke!"

DAMN iNATOR

09-28-2009, 07:07 AM

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Orton: What the @$%& are my underpants doing hanging from the roof?!

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Randy's boots show R.V.D.'s face what "educated feet" really look like.

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All it took was one whiff of Randy's boots for Triple H to lose in their latest encounter.

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Triple H: You cheap bastard! How dare you buy me Fruitcake and Figgy Pudding for Christmas!!!

Orton: Sorry, man...I didn't get a bonus this year.

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Orton Hears a Field Goal, in theaters Friday.

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Orton (thinking): Wow, that stripper cake was just awful, but this present I got from Naitch...oh, wait. Cheap bastard still has his own private jet, limousine...:mad:

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Orton: No, see officers, I wasn't smuggling steroids...

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Little did poor Dusty know that Orton was staring at him from the titantron, ready to kill him with his dual-laser eye beams the second he turned around.