Official RAW Thread for 10/05/09 - CENA WI- Wait, WHAT?!

[Xero]

Sup?

As always (chat only): http://www.justin.tv/juanthestyle/old

[The Gold Standard]

Wow, I guess I am the only one here for now.

[Ermaximus]

Nah I'm here. Watching Heroes atm.

[The Gold Standard]

I wish I got into that show when it first started because I heard it was very good.

[Xero]

Me too.

I find it hard to get into anything now unless I can start from the beginning. Yeah, there's DVDs, but I'm too lazy to Netflix that shit.

[The Gold Standard]

No preview for today's show?

[Ermaximus]

Yeah Family Matters rocked. I'm the same way though Xero. I refuse to watch True Blood because I missed season 1. Such is life.

[The Gold Standard]

I only get one netflix at a time, so it is annoying when I can't put the next dvd right in.

[The Gold Standard]

I am so pissed that I don't have HBO, because I know I would love Entourage. I also am huge fan of Flight of the Conchords.

[The Gold Standard]

I want to see Couple's Retreat

[Ermaximus]

Entourage is fucking amazing dude. Here's a small sample.

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[The Gold Standard]

I saw a couple episodes of it and I liked it.

[ClockShot]

Raw is Orton.

[The Gold Standard]

ITS TIME!!!

[The Gold Standard]

No matter how bad Raw is I am always pumped for it.

[Ermaximus]

Cole country? Oh fuck me.

[ClockShot]

LOL!

Ben gets the MNF theme.

[Ermaximus]

Cash huh? I'd wear that shirt.

[The Gold Standard]

Not a fan of the Steelers, but I like Big Ben.

[Ermaximus]

Lol Eagles fan. LMAO. He sucks on the mic.

[Ermaximus]

FUCK!!!! Piss break came early.

[ClockShot]

Lame.

WHERE'S ORTON!

[el bobbo]

Man, that's a lot of fake tits.

[The Gold Standard]

I guess the heels are too good for jerseys.

[The Gold Standard]

FUCK!!!! Piss break came early.

[Ermaximus]

Gail Kim is the ref? WTF?

[ClockShot]

Gail's the ref. Nice.

[Fabien Barthez]

So, what is this guy famous for again?

[ClockShot]

Ed Hoculi. Where you at?

[ClockShot]

Won 2 superbowls.

[The Gold Standard]

No one listens to Cole, King.

[Ermaximus]

Winning team gets ass pounded by the steelers o-line.

[Triple Naitch]

So anybody else think there's gonna be a Divas Champ vs. Women's champ match at Bragging Rights?

[el bobbo]

I dont get it...

[The Gold Standard]

End this please

[Ermaximus]

God look at Mickie's gut.

[The Gold Standard]

So anybody else think there's gonna be a Divas Champ vs. Women's champ match at Bragging Rights?

I kinda hope so, but that could backfire on me.

[ClockShot]

So anybody else think there's gonna be a Divas Champ vs. Women's champ match at Bragging Rights?

Only if the titles get unified and the champ floats between brands.

[Fabien Barthez]

Won 2 superbowls.

Yah, thanks.

:wtf:

[Ermaximus]

So anybody else think there's gonna be a Divas Champ vs. Women's champ match at Bragging Rights? I hope not becaused I don't wanna see either of them in the main event.

[RawRocks]

Piss Break already?

[The Gold Standard]

God look at Mickie's gut.

I don't care she is still hot

[Ermaximus]

BOTCH!!! GG Kelly!

[Ermaximus]

I don't care she is still hot

I'd hit it.

[The Gold Standard]

Orton is going to punt all the Divas

[ClockShot]

THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RawRocks]

Orton going to punt kick a diva?

[Ermaximus]

Orton gonna run a train on em all. Since he didn't party after the show.

[el bobbo]

This looks like the beginning of an episode of Law and Order SVU.

[ClockShot]

Ain't liking his new shirt.

[Ermaximus]

Orton going to punt kick a diva?

Jillian please!!!

[Fabien Barthez]

You know, getting this boring promo AND the womens match out of the way in the first 15 minutes is a great move.

[Ermaximus]

Fuck this game. Kobe!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

amazing NBA 2k10 commercial in how crazy it was.

[Fabien Barthez]

Lol. His walk to the ring is a proverbial rest hold

[The Gold Standard]

Ain't liking his new shirt.

I really like it.

[Emperor Smeat]

You know, getting this boring promo AND the womens match out of the way in the first 15 minutes is a great move.

Is that including his 10 minute slow entrance walk?

[Ermaximus]

Dial will attract women too you. Sureeee. So will whiping your cock out in public.:roll:

[Ermaximus]

Fuck that. That chicken is gross. I wanna try their new sandwich already. Fucking KFC.

[Ermaximus]

"Last night, I conquered Harry Potter!"

[Fabien Barthez]

See? even Randy is bored of the same fucking script, over and over again.

[Ermaximus]

Wow, they hate him when he's champ, but love him when he's not. I don't get it.

[The Gold Standard]

I actually really like this rivalry no matter how bad the matches are.

[ClockShot]

"What about John Cena?"

[Ermaximus]

"You made me cry Randy. You broke my heart."

[The Gold Standard]

I am pretty sure it was not special at all

[The Gold Standard]

I don't think they were on their feet the whole time.

[Ermaximus]

I doubt it. That crowd was deader than shit last night.

[The Gold Standard]

I know no one listens to Cole, but he told us it was a rivalry like 30 times last night

[Emperor Smeat]

I actually really like this rivalry no matter how bad the matches are.

The rivarly has potential but it could use more spacing in between instead of being every month they are involved with each other and getting stale in terms of wrestling.

[Ermaximus]

NOOOO it's true! An ironman match.

[Fabien Barthez]

Everything he is saying is the opposite of the truth.

[ClockShot]

DON'T DO IT RANDY!

IT'S A TRAP!

[JT]

is it wrong that everytime John Cena talks that I double face palm and shout "I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!"

[Ermaximus]

Gee John, I had no fucking clue what an iron man match was. Thanks for that bit of info my inferior brain couldn't comprehend.

[The Gold Standard]

Cena to ECW!

[Emperor Smeat]

those terms suck and hell no keep Cena away from Smackdown.

[Ermaximus]

DON'T DO IT RANDY!

IT'S A TRAP!
http://downlode.org/Creative/Writing/Notebook/Illustrations/itsatrap.jpg

[ClockShot]

Ooh............................ooh.

DON'T DO IT!

[JT]

is it wrong that everytime John Cena talks that I double face palm and shout "I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU!"

No literally, this isn't a joke...I'm really doing this. :|

[ClockShot]

http://downlode.org/Creative/Writing/Notebook/Illustrations/itsatrap.jpg

I knew it was coming. And it wasn't necessary. :roll:

[Ermaximus]

Spoiler: Super Cena wins.

[Ermaximus]

I knew it was coming. And it wasn't necessary. :roll:

I couldn't help it. I apologize.

[The Show Off]

No literally, this isn't a joke...I'm really doing this. :|

Maybe you should turn off the television.

[The Gold Standard]

Does it really end if Cena wins?

[Fabien Barthez]

At least it ends in time for one of them to win the RUmble...

Oh no, that's a bad thing.

[The Show Off]

Do you guys remember like me when Hell in a Cell ends feuds?

[Ermaximus]

Of course. How else will HHH get a title shot?

[RawRocks]

Let me get this straight... 60 minute Iron Man Match + No count out, No DQ, Falls Count Anywhere?

[Ermaximus]

The story to that game was terrible IMO.

[The Gold Standard]

Mario and Sonic in the same game. I love it.

[Emperor Smeat]

looks like to be a lose-lose situation no matter what occurs.

Cena wins = Orton can always win the Rumble to restart the feud.

Orton wins = Cena moves to Smackdown and probably hurts the main event scene by always being in it along with Contra Code Batista

[JT]

Maybe you should turn off the television.

I want to, but I find that part of me is very Masochistic.

It's like, "I know this will be horrible, but I can't tune out".

[Ermaximus]

Halloween Horror nights is so fucking awesome.

[ClockShot]

So this is why Ben is here.

[ClockShot]

Check 1 2.

[The Gold Standard]

Wait. Just thought of this. Cena loses, goes to SD and Mania would be Taker v Cena. That would be great. I would love to see that.

[The Gold Standard]

Think about the crowd with Cena v Taker

[Ermaximus]

Swagger looks stoned.

[jerichoholicninja]

Swagger sounds drunk all the time.

[The Gold Standard]

Ugh Primo

[Ermaximus]

Think about the crowd with Cena v Taker

Plus it's a given Cena wouldn't win!!! :y:

[RawRocks]

the All-American American is speaking and he approved his own message.

[JT]

Jack Swagger "I promise to go undefeated"

That means he's going to lose.

[ClockShot]

Swagger goes undefeated for the rest of the year.

Gentlemen, place your bets on how long this lasts.

[Ermaximus]

Swagger goes undefeated for the rest of the year.

Gentlemen, place your bets on how long this lasts.
Until Survivor Series.

[Fabien Barthez]

3 weeks between the PPV's? The buyrates are surely going to be humbling for Cenorton.

[The Gold Standard]

Swagger goes undefeated for the rest of the year.

Gentlemen, place your bets on how long this lasts.

I am going to say it lasts.

[JT]

I'm going to take the long shot and say tonight.

It's a long shot, but it's WWE and their assholes.

[Ermaximus]

So who gets to job to Swagger next week?

[RawRocks]

So who gets to job to Swagger next week?

Hornswoggle?

[Ermaximus]

"Kicks out at 2?" Sure looked and sounded like a 1 count to me Cole you dipshit.

[JT]

Primo sucks.

Not even talking in terms of charisma or jobbing...he's just sucking.

[The Gold Standard]

Primo sucks.

Not even talking in terms of charisma or jobbing...he's just sucking.

[Ermaximus]

Hornswoggle?Nah. He's too busy winning Chavo over. I'd go with the obvious and say Duggan?

[HeartBreakMan2k]

Primo is lucky as hell that Swagger is as strong as he is, that gutwrench could have ended very badly the way he came out of the tuck so early...

[Emperor Smeat]

This whole winning streak could work if it means they might use Swagger in the main event since that would be about 14-16 wins in a row. Could build it as the next threat to whoever the champ is even if its one of those 1-2 month mini-feuds.

Better than it being Cena vs Orton and/or Triple H

[The Gold Standard]

I don't want that book

[Ermaximus]

This whole winning streak could work if it means they might use Swagger in the main event since that would be about 14-16 wins in a row. Could build it as the next threat to whoever the champ is even if its one of those 1-2 month mini-feuds.

Better than it being Cena vs Orton and/or Triple H

If only dreams came true.

[Fabien Barthez]

I think this is a good little, non-comittal programme for Swagger. Keep's him away from straight singles fueds and title fueds, and should help to build him up nicely. Hope they run with this for a while. Everyone moans that WWE don't make enough new stars... Here you go, hopefully.

[The Gold Standard]

This whole winning streak could work if it means they might use Swagger in the main event since that would be about 14-16 wins in a row. Could build it as the next threat to whoever the champ is even if its one of those 1-2 month mini-feuds.

Better than it being Cena vs Orton and/or Triple H

I could see this happening. I would like it too.

[Ermaximus]

I could see this happening. I would like it too.

I'd rather it be The Miz, but what can you do?

[Ermaximus]

SANTINO!!! Lol!

[ClockShot]

Chick fight!

[Ermaximus]

He'd be a fucking amazing ref in the NFL.

[The Gold Standard]

I think Santino had great idea.

[Triple Naitch]

King's sweater is um...interesting.

[Ermaximus]

I think Santino had great idea.

[ClockShot]

King got too much sun.

[Ermaximus]

So basically, ECW gets screwed out of the PPV. Again.

[redoneja]

They should do it where they have a few singles matches between Raw and Smackdown stars and then the winners go on to face each other in a 6-Man or 8-Man tag main event.


Sweet. Maybe they took my suggestion. :shifty:

[RawRocks]

Interesting Bragging Rights logo

http://www.mellonarena.com/control/calendar_builder/image_lib/bragging_rights_logo275.jpg

[Fabien Barthez]

See, it would be a great twist now if Miz actually won. It would also be a good catalyst for them to hype the fued with Kofi, revolving around 'bragging rights' from tonight leading into the match.

[Ermaximus]

See, it would be a great twist now if Miz actually won. It would also be a good catalyst for them to hype the fued with Kofi, revolving around 'bragging rights' from tonight leading into the match.

Let's hope this happens. WWE doesn't need to make Miz look like a fool anymore than they already do.

[Ermaximus]

Oh shit. Raw is here in 2 weeks. Wonder whose the guest host that week?

[el bobbo]

They can't show blood but they can show commercials for boner pills and a television show where the main character pops vicodin.

[Ermaximus]

Here's our weekly Chavo/Swoggle match.

[Ermaximus]

They can't show blood but they can show commercials for boner pills and a television show where the main character pops vicodin.

That has nothing to do with them. That's the networks buying avail time to fill their programming based on the "target audience."

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL Chavo thought Masters wanted to punch him and not the midget.

[Ermaximus]

I suddenly want some kool-aid.

[The Gold Standard]

MVP!

[Emperor Smeat]

They can't show blood but they can show commercials for boner pills and a television show where the main character pops vicodin.

Only commercials WWE controls is their own and not anything else USA agrees to or got paid for. Does seem odd though with the whole PG-ness of RAW.

[ClockShot]

So if Kane is nicknamed The Big Red Machine. What do we call MVP and Mizark?

[The Gold Standard]

I suddenly want some kool-aid.

The Stop Signs

[Ermaximus]

So if Kane is nicknamed The Big Red Machine. What do we call MVP and Mizark?

The World's Strongest MVPS??

[Ermaximus]

Ballin'

[RawRocks]

So if Kane is nicknamed The Big Red Machine. What do we call MVP and Mizark?

Cherry Chocolate Chip

[The Gold Standard]

When is MVP getting that singles push?

[Hanso Amore]

where are mvps sleeves

[Ermaximus]

When Cena, Orton, and HHH retire.

[The Gold Standard]

I am a fan of Masters for some reason.

[ClockShot]

You have got to be kidding me.....

[Emperor Smeat]

did Hornswoggle just seizure or something?

[Ermaximus]

Hahaha that was priceless.

[Johnny Vegas]

LOL @ swaggle's chops

[Hanso Amore]

are you serious? If you liked that kill yourself.

Unless you meant priceless like the Tucker Max Commercial, as in worthless

[Ermaximus]

are you serious? If you liked that kill yourself.

Unless you meant priceless like the Tucker Max Commercial, as in worthless

:yes::yes:

[ClockShot]

Speaking of MNF.

The Hatfields/McCoys tied it up 14 each.

[Ermaximus]

Ok, typical JeriShow stare down on Ben, then out comes the O-Line for the save.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kendrick and Ezzeks could have worked much better as a small guy/big guy pairing if they did it like Jericho and Big Show.

[ClockShot]

What? No Polamalu?!

[Fabien Barthez]

One of them is wearing a BJPENN.COM shirt. :)

[Emperor Smeat]

I wonder if RAW had an emergency plan had Steelers lost yesterday since crowd wouldn't be as happy compared to winning on Sunday vs Chargers.

[Ermaximus]

They could do that with Khali/Kung Fu Naki?

[The Gold Standard]

This Raw sucks.

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL dam Jericho looks soo small compared to everyone in the ring.

[Ermaximus]

This Raw sucks.

[The Gold Standard]

D-X v Jerishow?

[Fabien Barthez]

One of them is wearing a BJPENN.COM shirt. :)

Oh, no he isn't.

[Hanso Amore]

oooooooo DX vs Jerishow feud?

[The Gold Standard]

SO does this mean D-X gets the Tag Titles?

[Ermaximus]

Somebody's gotta challenge for the titles.

[The Gold Standard]

I like how HHH and HBK are staying out of the World title scene.

[Ermaximus]

Way to plug someone elses product Jericho.

[Emperor Smeat]

I like how HHH and HBK are staying out of the World title scene.

Yeup their feud with The Legacy turned out much better than past feuds groups had with the new DX

[Johnny Vegas]

lol @ jericho

[Johnny Vegas]

god, i love jerishow

[Ermaximus]

god, i love jerishow:y:

[RawRocks]

wow.. look at the ring shake lol

[The Gold Standard]

That was actually pretty cool

[Fabien Barthez]

Not been a bad show thus far.

[The Gold Standard]

Not been a bad show thus far.

It sucks

[JT]

It sucks

Yep, but JeriShow and DX with the Steelers was a good moment.

[Ermaximus]

It's about to get better. The Miz!

[screech]

Good to know I haven't really missed anything.

[The Gold Standard]

I hope The Miz wins the belt here, but he probably won't.

[The Gold Standard]

I thought he was from Jamaica, not Ghana West Africa

[Emperor Smeat]

If they going to make Kofi come from Ghana, wouldn't they need to at least change his colors since his current one is the Jamaican flag colors ?

[Fabien Barthez]

Sucks compared to what? I'm comparing it to Raw.

[Ermaximus]

I thought he was from Jamaica, not Ghana West Africa

Apparently he moved? Why, we have no clue.

[screech]

If they going to make Kofi come from Ghana, wouldn't they need to at least change his colors since his current one is the Jamaican flag colors ?

That wasn't even part of the thought process.

[RawRocks]

This edition of Monday Night Raw in terms of viewing and tolerance is light years ahead of last night's sorry excuse for a Pay Per View and Stream Police Events

[Fabien Barthez]

Good match so far.... If I was Miz, I would get him back in the ring for a headlock...

:shifty:

[redoneja]

If they going to make Kofi come from Ghana, wouldn't they need to at least change his colors since his current one is the Jamaican flag colors ?


Same colors for both flags.

[Ermaximus]

Good call!

[Xero]

lol

[The Gold Standard]

Cole Sucks

[Ermaximus]

Cole fails at everything. Dunder Mifflin.

[Emperor Smeat]

Same colors for both flags.

Depends if the black on Kofi's tights come from the Jamaica flag or just a plain design with neon color wording since Ghana flag has red instead of black.

[Ermaximus]

Kofi went for his Cena move.

[HeartBreakMan2k]

I fuckin love that SOS move.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kofi went for his Cena move.

:lol:

[Ermaximus]

Miz has to win if he's gotten out of all that.

[The Gold Standard]

YES!!!

[Fabien Barthez]

Great match, the right finish as well.

[Ermaximus]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank You God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[screech]

THE MIZ!!! YESSSS!

[jerichoholicninja]

'bout damn time.

[el bobbo]

Awesome match. That's going to be the highlight of the show.

[Emperor Smeat]

Good match overall and this might be 1st time a title switched owners on a non-ppv since well its been a while.

[Ermaximus]

Kofi botched that jump like crazy though.

[Fabien Barthez]

Or you could say his mistake cost him the match. It's the one time you can really get away with a botch I suppose.

[Ermaximus]

At least the WWE did something right tonight.

[RawRocks]

Brett Favre's New Team 28 Brett Favre's Old Team 14 - 10:40 left 3rd

[JT]

Funny, second hour is shaping up better than the first.

[Londoner]

Have enjoyed this raw so far, didn't watch the first half hour though. Really liking kofi now, bet he gets drafted to smackdown next year.

[RGWhat316]

Hoo-Rah! New champ is here. I am now loving all the RAW champs now.

[Ermaximus]

Hoo-Rah! New champ is here. I am now loving all the RAW champs now.Aside from Mickie James, it's all heel champs.

[JT]

Aside from Mickie James, it's all heel champs.

I think even he, and even I still stand by his comments

[Londoner]

iron man match lol, fuck sakes.

[Fabien Barthez]

I mean, who wrote that segment?

[The Gold Standard]

THE MIZ!!!

[screech]

THE MIZ!!!

I think Miz would have come up with something better than that.




:shifty:

[RawRocks]

i'd bet Vince MacMahon

[Ermaximus]

Wow. Really?

[Londoner]

oh you have got to be fucking kidding me@ next weeks guest hosts

[SammyG]

Maria Menounos is greek and hot.

[Fabien Barthez]

When are they going to just have 'the tag team titles'?

[Ermaximus]

oh you have got to be fucking kidding me@ next weeks guest hosts

That's probably why there are 2 of them.

[Fabien Barthez]

I don't know who they are. Mind you, I didn't know this Ben fella, and he has been alright.

[RawRocks]

oh you have got to be fucking kidding me@ next weeks guest hosts

Access Hollywood is actually an NBC Universal syndicated program, which also owns USA Network. So it shouldn't be a surprise its a cross NBC type promotion plug.

[Londoner]

When are they going to just have 'the tag team titles'?

I like these unified belts, looks cool having two titles on each of them. Also makes tag teams look more important.

I just realized one reason i;m enjoying this raw is cause lillians not there.

[Londoner]

Access Hollywood is actually an NBC Universal syndicated program, which also owns USA Network. So it shouldn't be a surprise its a cross NBC type promotion plug.

Ah well i wouldn't know since i'm not american. :)

[Ermaximus]

So we get DX main eventing 2 night in a row. Hmmmm.

[Londoner]

Good idea for a match though, aslong as jerishow WIN.

[Ermaximus]

Access Hollywood is actually an NBC Universal syndicated program, which also owns USA Network. So it shouldn't be a surprise its a cross NBC type promotion plug.

Also explains why Andy Samberg from SNL is hosting Raw in 3 weeks.

[Emperor Smeat]

I like these unified belts, looks cool having two titles on each of them. Also makes tag teams look more important.

I just realized one reason i;m enjoying this raw is cause lillians not there.

Also gives them a reason if in the future they want to resplit the unified title or have one of those rare triple threat matches were there are 2 titles on the line.

[Fabien Barthez]

Well you just got Miz aganist Kofi for the second night in a row, and that was fine, wasn't it?

[Londoner]

Odds on them returning to the match with a sleeper hold taking place?

[Ermaximus]

Odds on them returning to the match with a sleeper hold taking place?

That or a 2 on 1 attack in the heel corner?

[Londoner]

That or a 2 on 1 attack in the heel corner?

We'll see whose right, NEXT!(gotta love the drama building there by me)

[Fabien Barthez]

I already won this game once tonight.

[Fabien Barthez]

I'm going with armlock

[Fabien Barthez]

damnit. bearhug.

[Ermaximus]

We both lost TL, but you were closer.

[Londoner]

Oh it had to be a different submission this time didn't it? bastards.

[screech]

I can't stand when people use bearhugs

[Fabien Barthez]

Ultimately, I am the winner of the 'guess how they return from the commercial during a match' game tonight. Whoooooooooooo

[Ermaximus]

Bearhugs only work if you're a huge mother fucker.

[Fabien Barthez]

Did anybody just hear a horse's hooves?