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FaceOfDeath
10-12-2009, 10:28 AM
When his entrance music started he wasn't even freaking ready. He was still in the locker room. What was he doing, whacking off?

Sixx
10-12-2009, 10:30 AM
Stuffing his underwear with socks.

Xero
10-12-2009, 10:34 AM
He was too afraid to leave his dressing room. You know all the guards he had? They were there because there were a bunch of bullies always waiting to beat him up. Straight to the ring and back to avoid getting the ultimate noogie.

Sixx
10-12-2009, 10:37 AM
I think that the type of bullying wrestlers should be most afraid of is a wedgie.

FaceOfDeath
10-12-2009, 10:39 AM
True, but he was bald so a noogie might've been worse since he had those socks to protect him.

Sixx
10-12-2009, 11:05 AM
I imagine if you gave him a wet willy he would knock himself out, considering how much he slapped his face when he was pissed off.

The Jayman
10-13-2009, 02:29 PM
Going over his moves list

1. punch
2. clothsline
3. powerslam
4. spear
5. jackhammer

p.s. do an angry growl taunt after every move

Sixx
10-13-2009, 06:20 PM
You forgot the self-slap.

jskinnyg
10-13-2009, 06:50 PM
Piece of crap not worth talking about... Unless you pit him against the guy he was molded after... The ultimate Warrior... Minus the neon colors, hair and Ultimate gayness.... That ought to piss someone off...

FaceOfDeath
10-14-2009, 08:43 AM
ULTIMATE WHO? IS HE IN UFC?

kareru
10-14-2009, 12:36 PM
Going over his moves list

1. punch
2. clothsline
3. powerslam
4. spear
5. jackhammer

p.s. do an angry growl taunt after every move

dont forget the firemans carry into an armbar

Hanso Amore
10-15-2009, 09:39 AM
Goldberg has a much bigger moveset. Fuck, the dude had a top notch powerhouse set with submissions that were good too.

He just couldnt work a non squash

Hanso Amore
10-15-2009, 09:40 AM
I still use the Goldberg Moveset for all my CAW powerhouses in WWE games.

ron the dial
10-15-2009, 10:50 AM
you are fucking pets are beings skinned alive.

Sixx
10-15-2009, 11:14 AM
you are fucking pets are beings skinned alive.

Hahahaha first time I see someone use "you are" instead of "your", not the other way around.

Hanso Amore
10-15-2009, 11:40 AM
LOL