Official RAW Thread for 11/02/09 - Kofi's on the Crazy Train

[Xero]

Sup?

As always (Chat only): http://www.justin.tv/juanthestyle/old

[ClockShot]

I'll just post it and get it out of the way.



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You got the northeast watching the World Series, the south watching MNF. With the Osbournes hosting tonight, Vince is gonna take a bigtime ratings hit.
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[Londoner]

Might be watching, dunno yet. Curious to see what happens with kofi.

[Stealth-Icon]

I am looking forward to OZZY!!

[Triple Naitch]

ALL ABOARD!!! AHAHAHAHAHA
AY AY AY AY

[Juan]

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[Londoner]

Whose guest hosting tonight? I seem to have forgotten.

[thedamndest]

Saw Trick Daddy live inadvertently when I went to Jimmy Kimmel Live.

[Xero]

So is there footage of Theddy on said show?

[thedamndest]

I'm in the front row at the Trick Daddy portion of the show getting my groove on.

[Ermaximus]

K. I woke up from my drowzy sleep to spend 2 hours and 5 minutes with you guys.

[KIRA]

Stoked to see how and if Orton will retaliate for what Kofi did last week

[Ermaximus]

I pray that Jillian doesn't sing any Ozzy tonight.

[Droford]

this is going to be terrible

[Xero]

Holy shit I think Ozzy's sober.

[Ermaximus]

Holy shit I think Ozzy's sober.

Hahaha he can't remember it cuz he was basted out of his mind.

[Jannettyzilla]

Wow, Miz gettin' to steal the spotlight.

[Stealth-Icon]

"Ozzy, do you remember that?"......no


..........................LOL

[Stealth-Icon]

REEEEEEAAAAAAALLLY

[parkmania]

"Do you remember any of that, Ozzy?"

"Absolutely not."


LMAO

[Londoner]

reeeaalllyyy is the new excuse meeeeeee

[Xero]

Really.

[KIRA]

little boy

[Ermaximus]

Damn, that's already almost as annoying as Vickie's "Excuse me!"

[Londoner]

Damn, that's already almost as annoying as Vickie's "Excuse me!"

:shifty:

[Stealth-Icon]

Who are You?

[Ermaximus]

He's the Miz, and he's awesome Ozzy.

[Jannettyzilla]

Uh, what? This isn't following the last years' script...what the hell?

[Ermaximus]

:shifty:

:wave:

[RatedGSuperstar]

IT'S A NEEEEEEEEW DAAAAAAAAAY!

DiBiase for US Champion.

[Ermaximus]

Ok so if the Miz beats Legacy in a 2 on 1 handicap match, does that unlock the alternate masked attire for Kane?

[Ermaximus]

Clusterfuck in the ring.

[RawRocks]

this is getting to be a bit much

[RatedGSuperstar]

I smell a clusterfuck tag main event.

[Stealth-Icon]

Ok so if the Miz beats Legacy in a 2 on 1 handicap match, does that unlock the alternate masked attire for Kane?

No, it unlocks a different color combo for the Big Show's unitard

[Jannettyzilla]

Clusterfuck in the ring.
:lol:

I was gonna say it's an episode of "How many heels fit in one ring?"

[Ermaximus]

No, it unlocks a different color combo for the Big Show's unitard

Green or red?

[Londoner]

this is getting to be a bit much

ya,luckily i'm falling asleep so wont be watching much more

[Ermaximus]

And it keeps going.....

[KIRA]

sweet lord its a meet n great

[Stealth-Icon]

SHHHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRROOOONNN

[parkmania]

Ok, so now there'll be six men in the ring - I smell tag match!

[Ermaximus]

I swear if Ozzy bites the head off of Hornswoggle, my intrest might peak for the night!

[Jannettyzilla]

Yep, Trips and Shawn aren't keeping anyone down. :shifty:

[Ermaximus]

SHHHHHAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRROOOONNN

Every time you hear it, drink.

And there's the plugs.

[parkmania]

So, has the cheap plug replaced the cheap pop?

[Jannettyzilla]

Evan Braun!

[Ermaximus]

LMAO Evan Brawn!!!!

[Triple Naitch]

Lol, Evan Braun.

[Stealth-Icon]

Did he say Evan Brown?

[mike adamle]

Evan Brawn for US champ would be great

[Jannettyzilla]

Kody Kingston? WTF people!

[Ermaximus]

Legacy vs Jeff Harvey, Kofi Johnson, and Evan Braun at SS.

[mike adamle]

They're spoiling the Kobe Kingston-Randy Orton feud.

[RGWhat316]

So DX tells them what to say, and they still botch, LOL.

[Jannettyzilla]

Nice Cena Ruined Raw sign!

[RawRocks]

botch-a-mania night on Raw

[Jannettyzilla]

So, that was a shit opening.

[Ermaximus]

So DX tells them what to say, and they still botch, LOL.
Levar Burton wouldn't fuck it up cuz he reads lots of books.

[KIRA]

actually for sharon wouldnt it be EAT IT?


....I just killed my own libido

[parkmania]

Levar Burton wouldn't fuck it up cuz he reads lots of books.

Plus he has more than two functioning brain cells.

[RawRocks]

Levar Burton wouldn't fuck it up cuz he reads lots of books.

dont give the WWE that idea

[Ermaximus]

So, that was a shit opening.

Hitting rewind on the DVR right now.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Evan is Ryan's long lost brother...I want to see Evan Braun face Kofi Johnson at some point.

It's getting to the point where you can't help but expect a guest host botch in the show's first segment.

[parkmania]

Which video game series has jumped the shark more: GTA or Guitar Hero?

[Ermaximus]

Plus he has more than two functioning brain cells.
:lol:
dont give the WWE that idea
Would you rather have him or Paul Ruebens if you had to pick one?

[ClockShot]

Hello everybody. Wild AJ Burnett decied to show up in the World Series so I'm gonna hang here for a while?

Miss anything special besides Ozzy being coherent?

[parkmania]

Paul Reubens, hands down (See what I did there?)

[Ermaximus]

Which video game series has jumped the shark more: GTA or Guitar Hero?

GH most definately.

[Ermaximus]

Paul Reubens, hands down (See what I did there?)

Well done sir.

[Crazy Nick]

Anyone found a good stream of Raw yet?

[RawRocks]

Jeffery Donovan and Gabrielle Anwar should host Raw .. period

[RGWhat316]

Ozzy was funny, on not knowing whether or not to sit down or stand up.

[parkmania]

Gabrielle Anwar should host my penis.

Fixed.

[KIRA]

Which video game series has jumped the shark more: GTA or Guitar Hero?

GH its been out for a much shorter time and managed to tie with GTA for most sequels put out every six days

[Jannettyzilla]

Jeffery Donovan and Gabrielle Anwar should host Raw .. period

That one would burn!

And, people would take notice.

[Stealth-Icon]

I am the Miz and my skin is so orange I look like Ernie from Sesame Street

[Jannettyzilla]

I love Bourne, only because I'm convinced Michael Cole will someday die of a burst blood vessel in his brain from overexcitement when Bourne wrestles.

[RGWhat316]

I would like to see Evan get a real feud going with Miz. He was going great on ECW until his injury last year. He just seems to be getting buried on RAW.

[RatedGSuperstar]

Jebus, every good stream I find is getting caught tonight. I'm not willing to be caught dead watching this garbage on a real TV.

[Ermaximus]

Ok so, Kofi, MVP, Henry, Bourne, ??? vs Orton, Legacy, Miz, ??? at SS?

[parkmania]

Kofi and Randy settle their differences in the ring tonight? Really? That's gotta be up there amongst the shortest feud EEEEEEEEEVAR!

[Jannettyzilla]

I would like to see Evan get a real feud going with Miz. He was going great on ECW until his injury last year. He just seems to be getting buried on RAW.
He was also a great ECW Champion in SyFy ads. :shifty:

[KIRA]

why are they giving Kofi/Orton away for free instead of dragging it out?

[Jannettyzilla]

Ok so, Kofi, MVP, Henry, Bourne, ??? vs Orton, Legacy, Miz, ??? at SS?
Swagger on the heel side, Santino on the face side.

[Ermaximus]

Fuck that movie dude.

[Jannettyzilla]

why are they giving Kofi/Orton away for free instead of dragging it out?

I'm sure they will. This is the first strike (and thus, I wouldn't be surprised to see Kofi with an upset.)

[parkmania]

Isn't the thin guy in that Castrol commercial the guitarist from the freecreditreport commercial?

[parkmania]

I wonder if we've already seen all of Ozzy and Sharon that we're going to tonight.

[Ermaximus]

Sheamus squash part 2.

[parkmania]

So Sheamus, how many times have you injected Trips with HGH?

[ClockShot]

Poor, poor Noble.

[parkmania]

One cameraman about to be fired... they caught Justin Roberts getting out of the ring.

[KIRA]

Noble still in WWE?

[Ermaximus]

How long till Noble gets "future endeavored?"

[parkmania]

I thought Noble took over Val Venis's spot as a road agent, so I think it might be a while, Erm.

[Jannettyzilla]

How long till Noble gets "future endeavored?"

At this rate, tomorrow.

[KIRA]

DAMN

[Ermaximus]

I thought Noble took over Val Venis's spot as a road agent, so I think it might be a while, Erm.

Didn't know that. Thought that was what Funaki was doing?

[Stealth-Icon]

listen to the heckler in the crowd. hahahahahaha

[Ermaximus]

Ok, so they are booking Sheamus as a freak of nature. Got it. Make him fued with Festus now.

[KIRA]

Noble sells like a pro

[Ermaximus]

Noble sells like a pro

Cena could learn a thing or two from him.

[Crazy Nick]

Jebus, every good stream I find is getting caught tonight. I'm not willing to be caught dead watching this garbage on a real TV.

Yeah the only streams I could find were spanish language streams.

[parkmania]

So glad they didn't have Dancin Dave puss out and give Ray Mastrio a big hug on Smackdown.

[KIRA]

Did they change the sells pitch for Bats DVD cause he went all heel

[parkmania]

You were thinkin with your dipstick, Jimmie!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>That powerbomb was fucking vicious</font>

[Jannettyzilla]

Noble sells like a pro
Yeah, I noticed this last week. Good work by he. :y:

[parkmania]

Did they change the sells pitch for Bats DVD cause he went all heel

Yup. On that note, wondering how long until they change the WWE opening to remove the "Hulkamania is running wild" reference now that Hulk's in TNA.

[Ermaximus]

Nice fuck up Cole.

[Triple Naitch]

Almost really thought Noble was fucked up. :shifty:

[parkmania]

Kobe Johnson vs Orton already?

[Triple Naitch]

OH SNAP!

[Stealth-Icon]

I am very happy with the loss of the Jamaican accent

[KIRA]

When he said yeah I destroyed randys car and smiled that made my night

[parkmania]

Another solid promo by Kobe.


TEH B3ST MIC SKILLZ SINCE TEH ROCK!!! :shifty:

[Ermaximus]

Another solid promo by Kobe.


TEH B3ST MIC SKILLZ SINCE TEH ROCK!!! :shifty:

:nono: Let's not start that again.

[Johnny Vegas]

What happened to Noble, i missed it for a thickburger.

[parkmania]

Wow, just looked at the clock - either this is gonna be a REALLY short match, or we're actually gonna miss 10:00 Cena.

[mike adamle]

Fastest Randy entrance ever?

[KIRA]

Id love for sheamus and orton to team up just to see the color contrast

[RawRocks]

Dear WWE,
This match is coming too quick for this feud

[parkmania]

What happened to Noble, i missed it for a thickburger.

Powerbombed outside the ring by Sheamus.

[Jannettyzilla]

Why does everyone say that? Is it too awful for them to start a feud with matches?

[Jannettyzilla]

Especially when they're booking that to happen.

[KIRA]

YES

[ClockShot]

Wow. 6 man tag.

It was getting interesting.

[Stealth-Icon]

I like this 6 man match

[Johnny Vegas]

Maybe i'm going crazy, but who in the blue hell is Sheamus?

[parkmania]

The Celtic Warrior. He recently came from ECW.

[RawRocks]

Maybe i'm going crazy, but who in the blue hell is Sheamus?

the pale white red headed guy who power bombed Jamie Noble to the ground

[KIRA]

Maybe i'm going crazy, but who in the blue hell is Sheamus? Triple H likes him so youll get plenty of chances to know his name

[Johnny Vegas]

BTW, i think Orton is finally getting the heat that the WWE wants him to have. Everytime he comes into the ring, he is boo'd heavy.

[Ermaximus]

WTF? I dozed off and now this is a 6 man match?

[KIRA]

WTF? I dozed off and now this is a 6 man match

see what happens when you dont listen in class

[Jannettyzilla]

Wow. Big win for the faces. :y:

[KIRA]

BTW, i think Orton is finally getting the heat that the WWE wants him to have. Everytime he comes into the ring, he is boo'd heavy. IMO hes slowly becoming a very very good heel and the fans are responding

[Jannettyzilla]

Hmmmm.... Santino, Jillian, and Festus embarrassing themselves here?

[Triple Naitch]

Lol, did Ozzy just say "Who the fuck is Khali?"

[Jannettyzilla]

Khali?

[Ermaximus]

WTF is this shit?

[Jannettyzilla]

Y'know, Khali might be good in a non-wrestling role.

Not this, of course, but something.

[KIRA]

Khali Ozzy debate book it

[Jannettyzilla]

Oh shit. This is gonna be golden.

[Ermaximus]

Wow.....just wow.

[KIRA]

SANTINO!!!!!!!1

[Stealth-Icon]

Santino=Ratings

[RawRocks]

Santino Osborne

[Ermaximus]

Bite the head off of Hornswoggle Santino!!!!

[Jannettyzilla]

OK, that was wasted Santino. :n:

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL

[Ermaximus]

Lol

[KIRA]

MASTERS WHATS HE GONNA OIL UP IN SYNC WITH THE MUSIC

[Stealth-Icon]

Chris Maters is awesome

[Triple Naitch]

Lol, gotta give Masters credit for that one.

[Jannettyzilla]

And....Masters....makes funny? :shifty:

[KIRA]

oh jesus my eyes!

[Ermaximus]

"Buy that man a bra." Lol.

[RawRocks]

oh geez where are the ear plugs

[Stealth-Icon]

oddly mesmerizing

[KIRA]

that was funny masters that was funny.

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL ozzy hated that song

[Jannettyzilla]

Oh man, not Lita Ford. Don't let her ruin Lita Ford.

SO NOT FAIR. :nono:

[Stealth-Icon]

close my ears forever

[KIRA]

oh jesus my ears!

[Ermaximus]

Swog run in.

[Jannettyzilla]

This is worse than any of the Hornswoggle stuff.

[Emperor Smeat]

LOL ozzy

[Stealth-Icon]

Awesome Sharon

[Ermaximus]

LMAO!

[Jannettyzilla]

Maybe Khali should just be responsible for bopping someone on the head once each week. I'd back that gimmick.

[Stealth-Icon]

Vintage JackSwoggle

[RawRocks]

who would have thought it.. tree trunk and midget in the ring at the same time

[Ermaximus]

Piss break.

[Jannettyzilla]

Whoever fixed the Bellas from Saturday deserves a raise.

[Ermaximus]

who would have thought it.. tree trunk and midget in the ring at the same time

Last year at Survivor Series. Khali and Mysterio on the same team.

[KIRA]

They just killed 18 mins that couldve been used to showcase TBK(If he wasnt fired)

for a comedy reel.

jk

[mike adamle]

Last year at Survivor Series. Khali and Mysterio on the same team.

2 years ago at Survivor Series. Khali vs. Hornswoggle.

[Ermaximus]

Ok so Santino, Masters, Swoggle, Jillian, and Chavo are all Raws comedy troupe now. FFS I hope they never get more than 5 minutes a week for that shit.

[RawRocks]

Last year at Survivor Series. Khali and Mysterio on the same team.

I wouldnt classify Mysterio in the same class and height range as Hornswoggle

[Ermaximus]

2 years ago at Survivor Series. Khali vs. Hornswoggle.

:y: Forgot about that.

[Ermaximus]

Who the fuck is that?

[RawRocks]

#1 contender to be a butterfly belt holder

[Stealth-Icon]

Alicia Fox needs to go away

[Ermaximus]

How does that make any sense? Women gotta go through or under the ropes, but guys gotta over? Whatever, forget I brought it up.

[KIRA]

Whoever replaced the Bellas from Saturday with women deserves a raise.

[RawRocks]

why is Jack Swagger ringside

[Jannettyzilla]

why is Jack Swagger ringside

He digs Eve.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Once again, they prove that signing Gail was solely done to try and stick it to the Knockouts division. First one eliminated despite being probably the best worker in the match</font> :nono:

[KIRA]

king said lillian he had it right

[Johnny Vegas]

Maybe Khali should just be responsible for bopping someone on the head once each week. I'd back that gimmick.

lol bopping

[Stealth-Icon]

Just showed the commercial for Raw coming to my home Minneapolis on Jan 15

[RawRocks]

PHI 7 NYY 2 - 7th
NO 28 ATL 14 - 3rd

[Stealth-Icon]

I didn't want to watch this Rey Batista crap on Smackdown, please don't make me watch it on Raw too.

[Emperor Smeat]

Batista's heel turn has been the best face/heel turn of 2009 easily. Played it soo well especially with Rey continuing to try to get Batista to snap out of it.

[KIRA]

university of stockholm

[Stealth-Icon]

new game=swog on a wall

[Jannettyzilla]

Shawn just said "Put our midget down!"

And now Cena's doing Johnny Dangerously.

So wrong.

[KIRA]

I hate Cena

[Stealth-Icon]

we all beat each other
that didn't cum out right...way to go Cena

[RawRocks]

that was an okay segment

[Johnny Vegas]

That was a good damn segment man

[Stealth-Icon]

Raw is Jericho

[RawRocks]

i can see the WWE strapping the Triple Threat idea for a Six Man tag match Cena/DX vs Jerishow/Hornswoggle

[Johnny Vegas]

Even though DX is so 1998, they still make me laugh to this day.

[Jannettyzilla]

Skipping the ME. This second hour has been crap.

[Hanso Amore]

I just like them ripping on cole

[KIRA]

any catch what triple H said about being on headset and "people yelling in your ear all the time"

[Stealth-Icon]

any catch what triple H said about being on headset and "people yelling in your ear all the time"

Yes I caught that. Rewound the DVR to be sure.

[Stealth-Icon]

Cole..."vintage Cena"

[RawRocks]

i can see the WWE strapping the Triple Threat idea for a Six Man tag match Cena/DX vs Jerishow/Hornswoggle

Or a Triple Threat Tag Team match
DX vs Jerishow vs Horny/Cena

[Stealth-Icon]

i can see the WWE strapping the Triple Threat idea for a Six Man tag match Cena/DX vs Jerishow/Hornswoggle

Or making it a real Survivor Series match

[Johnny Vegas]

This was a good RAW. RAW is def getting better and better by the week. :y:

Holla Homos.

[Savio]

I caught the ending...it was pretty good

[Indifferent Clox]

those dxers are hilarious

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wow. I don't even know what to say other than I am ashamed of myself for putting myself through those 2 hours of torture. I'm not even gonna lie here, the only part of RAW that I actually found even slightly enjoyable tonight was Sheamus' powerbomb on Noble onto the concrete floor after their match had been stopped...well, that and Sheamus clobbering the living fuck out of Noble overall, but still. Sad state of affairs on Monday Nights right now.

[Juan]

Wow. I don't even know what to say other than I am ashamed of myself for putting myself through those 2 hours of torture. I'm not even gonna lie here, the only part of RAW that I actually found even slightly enjoyable tonight was Sheamus' powerbomb on Noble onto the concrete floor after their match had been stopped...well, that and Sheamus clobbering the living fuck out of Noble overall, but still. Sad state of affairs on Monday Nights right now.

This means nothing coming from a man with such horrible taste.

[el bobbo]

I actually went to a concert tonight and forgot to DVR Raw. My main question is... How was the Nickelback opening? It seems like that shit would just ruin it for me.

[DAMN iNATOR]

C'Mon, you know what I said was true. I felt more like I was riding a two-hour Crazy Train that was a wreck which I could have easily avoided.

And your taste isn't so great itself, Juanita...

[DAMN iNATOR]

I actually went to a concert tonight and forgot to DVR Raw. My main question is... How was the Nickelback opening? It seems like that shit would just ruin it for me.

They didn't do the Nickelback song...it started with "...To Be Loved", by Papa Roach, even though they said it was going to be changed. I think Vince realized there was a majority of folks who can't stand Nickelback and must have decided not to change it or something.

[el bobbo]

They didn't do the Nickelback song...it started with "...To Be Loved", by Papa Roach, even though they said it was going to be changed. I think Vince realized there was a majority of folks who can't stand Nickelback and must have decided not to change it or something.

That's good. Nickelback is really off-putting to me. Papa Roach is generic enough to not be noticed when the show starts (kind of fits in with Raw these days), but every time I hear Nickelback I just get pissed off and want to punch a hole in the fucking wall. Good job Vince!

[el bobbo]

And not the cool kind of punch a hole through the wall. The kind of punching a hole in the wall where it feels better to have your knuckles all bloody and bruised than to notice you're listening to fucking Nickelback.

[Indifferent Clox]

i willl legit notwatchraw anymore if they change the theme song to nickelback

[Robodiv]

Cant believe Adolf Cole said "Vintage Hornswaggle".

I paid more attention to the commentary than the match at the end.

[Haze]

Masters stole the show!

[Testicle]

Overall a lame show, minus the guest commentary.

[Sixx]

Why didn't Ozzy wrestle?

And that "RAW's Got Talent" shit was not funny. More like embarassing.

[DaveBrawl]

I'm a little disappointed I didn't get my Ozzy vs. Fozzy battle of the bands.

[Skippord]

They didn't do the Nickelback song...it started with "...To Be Loved", by Papa Roach, even though they said it was going to be changed. I think Vince realized there was a majority of folks who can't stand Nickelback and must have decided not to change it or something.
they're probably filming more video for the open, guy

also Triple H saying oh my like Cole was pretty funny