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Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:30 PM
ECW starts in half an hour!!!!!!!

Who's watching?

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:33 PM
Is Paul Burchill about to become a super villain to combat The Hurricane's super hero? Pretty brilliant, if that happens.

Sixx
12-08-2009, 09:33 PM
Where the hell is Screech?

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:34 PM
Where the hell is Screech?

Good question. I hope he's OK.

There used to be a pretty decent number of people who would post in the ECW threads when it was still live and The New Breed was around. Where are they now???? :(

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:40 PM
I just cracked open a beer. I'm so ready for this!!!!!!!!!!

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:40 PM
Let's post some pictures of our favorite ECW superstars, past and present. I'll start...in a minute.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:41 PM
http://www.wrestlingfoundation.net/images_wrestler/Elijah_Burke.jpg

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:42 PM
http://cdn.bleacherreport.com/images_root/image_pictures/0509/7828/zack_ryder_feature.jpg

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:44 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ov1vR6RVtkQ/Scc-UDeoyrI/AAAAAAAABLg/zQdlGAuUhyA/s400/08Kevin+Thorn.jpg

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:45 PM
http://x2c.xanga.com/424c763736630202097504/z156768221.jpg

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:46 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bZ9zCZM0FCs/SQiglh3r0oI/AAAAAAAAAEs/9Rg_JyisSVE/s320/zombie+ecw.png

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:47 PM
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/7935/l2be30a6410cb74d635cd6dzj2.jpg

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:48 PM
Don't be shy, guys! This is fun!

Indifferent Clox
12-08-2009, 09:50 PM
I hope tonight is the night

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:51 PM
Clox! My man! So good to see you, bro. :heart:

DarKCentaur
12-08-2009, 09:51 PM
*awaits the inevitable Braden Walker post*

*doesn't wanna be the one to do it*

Verily.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:51 PM
Wait...the night for what? That they re-brand ECW?

screech
12-08-2009, 09:52 PM
Don't worry, ABT. I am here.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:54 PM
Thank goodness. I was about to cry.

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 09:55 PM
or spam

screech
12-08-2009, 09:56 PM
Cry while spamming perhaps.

DAMN iNATOR
12-08-2009, 09:56 PM
http://www.minuscelsius.com/images/sports/wwe/tommydreamer.jpg (http://www.minuscelsius.com/images/sports/wwe/tommydreamer.jpg)
Mainly because he's about the only ECW Original guy still on the (WW)ECW roster.

Anyway, yeah ABT. Jump the gun much, bud? Next time maybe wait around until, I dunno like 10 or 5 to 10 o'clock...

screech
12-08-2009, 09:56 PM
Don't question ABT, DAMN iNATOR

screech
12-08-2009, 09:57 PM
He is bringing life to the ECW threads. Now it is more than just me talking to myself, so KYR can stop making fun of me.

Xero
12-08-2009, 09:58 PM
WTF is this big head shit?

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 09:59 PM
screech was the only character to star in every version of the show

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 09:59 PM
DAMN iNATOR, I used to make these an hour in advance. Suck my dick. Half an hour prior is a good time for this so people can speculate about what's going to happen on the show.

Xero
12-08-2009, 09:59 PM
THAT DOES NOT COMPUTE!

*Laugh, cut to freeze/credits*

screech
12-08-2009, 10:00 PM
WTF is this big head shit?

Are you serious? How many of these have been me with 50 or so posts and the next closest was like, 12?

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:01 PM
Xero's in the house, yes.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:01 PM
Love how it is "revolutionary." I know it's never been its own event, but I find it amusing.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:02 PM
Glad to have you, Xero.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:02 PM
HE LOVE US OF A!

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:02 PM
Glad to be here, ABT.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:02 PM
It sounds like Kozlov's theme says something about Primo and a bull.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:03 PM
I love how Kozlov over-exaggerates his lip movement when he talks.

And here comes Zeke "XFL" Jackson!

screech
12-08-2009, 10:03 PM
Zeke is quite oiled up tonight.

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:03 PM
Alright boys ECW is over

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Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:03 PM
Zeke's theme song is fantastic. That shoving match was not.

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:04 PM
or did it just start? fuck

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:04 PM
you guys got an hour

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:04 PM
Don't you think you jumped the gun there, Jeritron buddy? How about next time saying that ECW is over maybe five or ten minutes before it's actually over?

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:04 PM
lol Shelton, in one of the main gimmick matches in the PPV and number one contender for a title has a jobber shirt.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:05 PM
http://wii.jeuxvideo.org/files/MaaAx/News/Photos%20diverses/super-mario-64-ds-yoshi.jpg

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:05 PM
ECW is over when I say it is

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:06 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/shepherd_judge.jpgian

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:06 PM
Shelton's voice always sounds so fake for some reason.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:06 PM
He got him good.

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:06 PM
he should unprettier that lamb

screech
12-08-2009, 10:06 PM
lol sunshine

screech
12-08-2009, 10:07 PM
:love:

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:07 PM
Cue Tiffany

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:07 PM
Boom

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:08 PM
Tiffany's theme song describes her pretty well, but it's not very fitting for a general manager.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:08 PM
lol Yoshi's hair slightly blowing in the breeze like a title screen to an RPG.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:08 PM
Still can't believe Carlton Banks fucks her.

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:09 PM
I can't believe there are people who Carlton Banks doesn't fuck

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:09 PM
Remember when Kozlov beat The Undertaker last year? What happened?

screech
12-08-2009, 10:09 PM
Tiffany's theme song describes her pretty well, but it's not very fitting for a general manager.

But she's like a little kid who won 'GM for a Day,' only she gets to do it all the time. I think it works pretty well.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:09 PM
Wait, she's seriously with Carlton?

screech
12-08-2009, 10:10 PM
I can't believe there are people who Carlton Banks doesn't fuck

screech
12-08-2009, 10:10 PM
Remember when Kozlov beat The Undertaker last year? What happened?

Vince got bored?

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:10 PM
Remember when Kozlov beat The Undertaker last year? What happened?

WWE Logic happened.

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:11 PM
Remember when Kozlov beat The Undertaker last year? What happened?

You should write this on a post it and leave it on Sheamus's desk

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:11 PM
which is probably in two peices from putting someone through it

screech
12-08-2009, 10:11 PM
WWE Logic happened.

So Vance Archer will face Undertaker within three months, then?

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:11 PM
Wait, she's seriously with Carlton?

Yes.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:11 PM
Sheamus will be sure to scoff at it after throwing over the table.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:12 PM
So Vance Archer will face Undertaker within three months, then?

Nah, he's not a monster.

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:12 PM
Sheamus made a scene during last years State Faire table throwing contest

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:12 PM
Yes.

Wow.

FUCK YOU I WILL NOT SLOW DOWN "BRO"!

This is why I prefer the chat. :-\

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:12 PM
really embarassing for everyone involved

screech
12-08-2009, 10:12 PM
Nah, he's not a monster.

But...he's menacing!


:shifty:

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:13 PM
Wasn't as bad as the Midget Punting contest with Orton.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:13 PM
I think when MOTY is announced, the presenter should just go up and say, "Really? There are other nominees?"

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:13 PM
Sheamus has destroyed all the tanning beds in Ireland

screech
12-08-2009, 10:14 PM
Speaking of...

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:14 PM
Is it weird that I'm hoping for an Abe Washington segment this week?

screech
12-08-2009, 10:14 PM
He's alive?!?

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:14 PM
lol Tommy Dreamer still wrestles?

screech
12-08-2009, 10:14 PM
Is it weird that I'm hoping for an Abe Washington segment this week?

No. He's been pretty good lately.

thecc
12-08-2009, 10:15 PM
YONKERS!!!

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:15 PM
Vance Archer has so many stereotypical tattoos...barbed-wire on the arm...tribal sun....tramp stamp....pretty ridiculous.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:15 PM
"A poster boy for overcoming the odds!?"

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/inspirational/choochoo.jpg

thecc
12-08-2009, 10:15 PM
I still mark for Dreamer.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:15 PM
Bubba Bomb?

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:16 PM
Vance Archer has so many stereotypical tattoos...barbed-wire on the arm...tribal sun....tramp stamp....pretty ridiculous.

I've not seen many male tramp stamps.

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:16 PM
Dreamer keeps on keeping on

Indifferent Clox
12-08-2009, 10:16 PM
sorry i'm behind i paused to smoke a cig

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:16 PM
Holy shit we're at three pages. And only 15 minutes into the show. This must be some kind of record.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:17 PM
I did spam a bit half an hour before the show.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:17 PM
Swear to God watching with you guys makes this 100x better. And ECW is awesome as it is, so it's really awesome.

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:18 PM
this is the biggest night in the history of our sport!!!!

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:18 PM
sorry i'm behind i paused to smoke a cig

No excuse! I changed a diaper and I'm still here.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:18 PM
Archer reminds me of someone but I can't put my finger in it.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:18 PM
Swear to God watching with you guys makes this 100x better. And ECW is awesome as it is, so it's really awesome.

It's good to know that other people actually do watch it. :y:

screech
12-08-2009, 10:18 PM
Archer reminds me of someone but I can't put my finger in it.


It's puzzling indeed.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:18 PM
Archer reminds me of someone but I can't put my finger in it.

Lance Hoyt?

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:19 PM
I'm not currently watching

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:19 PM
Wow, Tommy just defied gravity!

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:19 PM
I've shamed this entire thread! I'll turn it on now

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:19 PM
LOL WAIT, THAT'S LANCE HOYT!? lol holy shit.

Just wikied it. Had no idea.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:19 PM
I'm not currently watching

You're missing out on....something or other.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:20 PM
That match was actually decent. I am surprised.

Jeritron
12-08-2009, 10:20 PM
Lance Hoyt sans Guitar Hero gimmick? He's working? On TV?!

Holy shit it's a festivus miracle

screech
12-08-2009, 10:20 PM
lol Xero. Totally thought you were kidding and I was trying to play along.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:21 PM
:$

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:21 PM
Xero is learning all kinds of stuff tonight.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:21 PM
LOL yes!

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:21 PM
lol thought he was wearing a Cthulu mask.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:22 PM
Fucking love it already.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:23 PM
Was Hurricane ever revealed to be Helms?

screech
12-08-2009, 10:23 PM
Nope

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:23 PM
There was some other guy wearing the Hurricane mask when he was unmasked.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:24 PM
Ah.

thecc
12-08-2009, 10:24 PM
Tonight's show has been pretty great.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:24 PM
lol I bought a Snuggie for a gift today.

thecc
12-08-2009, 10:25 PM
LOL, dog snuggie.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:25 PM
It has.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:25 PM
Katie Lea looked like an extra from Eyes Wide Shut...so did Paul, actually.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:26 PM
Wasn't Bragging Rights sponsored by SvR also?

screech
12-08-2009, 10:27 PM
WOO WOO WOO

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:27 PM
Woo woo woo.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:27 PM
Wasn't Bragging Rights sponsored by SvR also?

So was Survivor Series.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:27 PM
I like this theme

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:28 PM
lol this music is so ridiculous.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:28 PM
Sick promo from Ryder.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:28 PM
So was Survivor Series.

Really trying to push holiday sales, I see.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:28 PM
What's sad is that they both look like jobber teams in terms of attire.

thecc
12-08-2009, 10:28 PM
Baretta bitch

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:29 PM
I love the theme song, but I have a few questions:

1) Why is there a tag team on ECW?

2) Why don't they dress alike?

3) Why are their names so ridiculous?

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:29 PM
Now they're playing Mario Kart.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:29 PM
Their ring attire intrigues me.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:29 PM
Now they're playing Mario Kart.

Great way to warm up for anything, really.

thecc
12-08-2009, 10:30 PM
I love this team

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:30 PM
And most of all, why are there jobbers/jobber teams (talking the legit jobbers here) during a "Superstar Initiative"? You'd think they'd at least be talking about the possibility of them coming in.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:31 PM
Everyone is there to "earn an opportunity."

Indifferent Clox
12-08-2009, 10:31 PM
http://16.media.tumblr.com/i9h8jf4WYm0cersan1zvqSXIo1_500.jpg

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:32 PM
Is Bryan Danielson Trent Baretta or Kaylen Croft? :shifty:

screech
12-08-2009, 10:33 PM
He's both.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:33 PM
I can see myself becoming a Baretta/Croft mark, but they need a team name.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:33 PM
:shifty:

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:34 PM
I can see myself becoming a Baretta/Croft mark, but they need a team name.

The Tomb Raiders.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:35 PM
Boom

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:35 PM
RAW REBOUND!

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:36 PM
I think Cuban's count was just a LITTLE fast, honestly.

Indifferent Clox
12-08-2009, 10:36 PM
Yeah I was very impressed by that team. The tease leg drop kick to the head was hilarious

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:38 PM
Cuban did a good job. He's a legit fan too, so that's cool.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:39 PM
I still think the idea of a "Chairs Match" is rather silly.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:39 PM
Cuban did a good job. He's a legit fan too, so that's cool.

Yeah he did. He seemed to be having a lot of fun, too.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:40 PM
20 minutes left and the ME is starting. Wow.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:41 PM
Unrelated note...are the Slammy nominees up anywhere? If Morrison/Bourne isn't in the running for MOTY I'll...do nothing, but wonder why it isn't nominated.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:42 PM
No nominees are up.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:44 PM
At least last year you knew who was in the running.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:45 PM
Well that's why it's "starting" at 20 of.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:46 PM
Yeah, they've wasted a good 6 minutes so far.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:47 PM
Wait, is the ECW title smaller?

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:47 PM
Are Christian and Shelton really going to be given the green light to 'steal' the show? We know they CAN...but surely they won't be allowed to outshine Sheamus/Cena.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:48 PM
That light shining down on the title is odd. I know they do it for MITB, but it's still weird.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:48 PM
Are Christian and Shelton really going to be given the green light to 'steal' the show? We know they CAN...but surely they won't be allowed to outshine Sheamus/Cena.
Realistically, they should be more concerned with DX.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:49 PM
Wait, is the ECW title smaller?

I didn't notice, but it wouldn't surprise me. That silver one was built for Mark Henry. Christian doesn't need all that....nobody really does.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:49 PM
Are Christian and Shelton really going to be given the green light to 'steal' the show? We know they CAN...but surely they won't be allowed to outshine Sheamus/Cena.

Probably not, but I really hope they are.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:49 PM
I didn't notice, but it wouldn't surprise me. That silver one was built for Mark Henry. Christian doesn't need all that....nobody really does.

Looked hilarious on Matt Hardy, though.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:50 PM
The belt even looked silly on Jack Swagger, and he's not exactly a small fellow.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:51 PM
Yoshi Tatsu could probably wear that belt as an evening gown.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:51 PM
I'd love to see Spike wear it.

Xero
12-08-2009, 10:52 PM
I'm 90% certain the strap would be longer than Rey.

DAMN iNATOR
12-08-2009, 10:52 PM
Don't you think you jumped the gun there, Jeritron buddy? How about next time saying that ECW is over maybe five or ten minutes before it's actually over?

Wow, that's hilarious, man...take what I said out of context to parody me...how original.:roll:

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:52 PM
For some reason I was thinking Spike Dudley was dead, but I guess I was thinking about Crash Holly.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:54 PM
Wow, that's hilarious, man...take what I said out of context to parody me...how original.:roll:

Look here, fella...you've made two posts in this thread. Both of those threads were attacks on me. Why don't you either say somthing about tonight's ECW or fuck off?

screech
12-08-2009, 10:55 PM
DAMN iNATOR, you suck

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:56 PM
I guess they sort of showed some of the nominees for the Slammies in the commercial. HBK/Taker for MOTY...CM Punk, The Miz for Superstar of the Year....etc.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:57 PM
Quite vague, but it's something I suppose.

screech
12-08-2009, 10:58 PM
Almost typed vagina there.

DAMN iNATOR
12-08-2009, 10:58 PM
OK, Fine. You want to know how I feel about tonight's ECW? And I'm not saying this out of spite or anything like that, I think it has been pure garbage.

We've head the freakin' Justice League in Tiffany's office, a Vlad/Zeke showdown with some stupid shoving contest that leads to a 6-man, Vance Archer squashing Tommy Dreamer, those 2 n00b idiots to ECW with that god-awful theme beating another jobber indy tag team, and now the 6-man which has had it's moments, but can't really get into it for some reason.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 10:59 PM
Almost typed vagina there.

Once you type v-a-g, it's pretty difficult not to.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 11:00 PM
Thanks for your input, DAMN iNATOR. Now that you've given it, you can still feel free to fuck off if you'd like.

screech
12-08-2009, 11:00 PM
lol

screech
12-08-2009, 11:02 PM
That backbreaker looks like it hurts a lot

screech
12-08-2009, 11:03 PM
Like Orton's, only it's got a little more impact I think because it's quicker.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 11:04 PM
I really wouldn't care about a Jackson/Kozlov match, I just realized.

Xero
12-08-2009, 11:05 PM
lol Ladder broke.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 11:05 PM
Wait a minute....why was that belt up there?

Also, Shelton almost broke the ladder.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 11:06 PM
At least it was a ladder botch and not a Shelton botch.

screech
12-08-2009, 11:07 PM
Belt was up there from the beginning.

DAMN iNATOR
12-08-2009, 11:07 PM
How long is it going to take before Regal realizes there's no point in trying to keep the Royal Roundtable or whatever it is around? Although in all fairness to the superstars, they really should have waited a bit to lead up to the break-up of the Roundtable but whatever.

All I know is this Sunday when Shelton & Christian meet in their ladder match for the ECW title, if everything goes off without a hitch, it could be a last-second contender for Match of The Year on the RAW Slammy Awards show.

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 11:12 PM
What was the most recent TLC match? Punk/Hardy?

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 11:13 PM
Or was that just a ladder match?

screech
12-08-2009, 11:21 PM
I think that was TLC

Anybody Thrilla
12-08-2009, 11:23 PM
Yeah, because Hardy and Edge was a 'standard' ladder match.

"At Extreme Rulez....I will be climbing.....A LADDER..."

I saw that promo live and haven't been the same since.

DAMN iNATOR
12-08-2009, 11:27 PM
What was the most recent TLC match? Punk/Hardy?

You're right. It was a TLC and happened at SummerSlam.

Skippord
12-08-2009, 11:36 PM
I like Trent Baretta but hate Caylen Croft

I don't understand why

screech
12-08-2009, 11:37 PM
I can't tell the difference just yet.

Ol Dirty Dastard
12-09-2009, 12:30 AM
Damn Inator sorta reminds me of Pepsi Man (god rest his soul), but not as loveable.