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Rammsteinmad
02-17-2010, 12:34 PM
http://www.411mania.com/siteimages/perrysaturn_38256.jpg

Dunno how old this is or if that's actually him, looks like him so whatever.
Dark-Slicer Diago
02-17-2010, 12:38 PM
That is Perry Saturn, he resurfaced not long after The Boogeyman disappeared.
Xero
02-17-2010, 12:40 PM
He ate the Boogeyman.

And Mike Tyson.

He's kinda like Kirby.
Ermaximus
02-17-2010, 12:52 PM
He ate the Boogeyman.

And Mike Tyson.

He's kinda like Kirby.

So who would win an eating contest between him and red shirt fan?
Ol Dirty Dastard
02-17-2010, 12:56 PM
top 3 shirts of all time.
AngryMidjit
02-17-2010, 01:08 PM
saturn lives somewhere in iowa. probably in a little shack in the middle of a cornfield somewhere
Xero
02-17-2010, 01:09 PM
So who would win an eating contest between him and red shirt fan?

Well, whoever won would have the ultimate Kirby powers.

Like Double Kirby.
Ermaximus
02-17-2010, 01:13 PM
Well, whoever won would have the ultimate Kirby powers.

Like Double Kirby.

Jeritron will not be pleased with this information Xero.
Fignuts
02-17-2010, 01:15 PM
Was devastated when I saw that pic.

Was under the assumption he lived in a cabin in the mountains hunting all his food, and awaiting a call from the army rangers wanting him back for one last mission, in which he'd single-handedly kill 100 koreans.
Xero
02-17-2010, 01:15 PM
Well, let's face it, we have no proof Red Shirt Fan has inhaled anyone and taken their powers. With Saturn, we have indisputable proof.
Xero
02-17-2010, 01:16 PM
Was devastated when I saw that pic.

Was under the assumption he lived in a cabin in the mountains hunting all his food, and awaiting a call from the army rangers wanting him back for one last mission, in which he'd single-handedly kill 100 koreans.

I was under the impression he was sitting back enjoying a Sierra Mist.
Ermaximus
02-17-2010, 01:19 PM
Xero, what happens if RSF inhales SuperCena, Dancin' Dave, and Cole?
Xero
02-17-2010, 01:19 PM
The sun would turn black, rivers would boil...

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!
Ermaximus
02-17-2010, 01:28 PM
The sun would turn black, rivers would boil...

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

THE DEAD RISING FROM THE GRAVE!!!
The Jayman
02-17-2010, 01:32 PM
that's a big twinkie
Xero
02-17-2010, 01:33 PM
I've seen shit that'll turn you white.
The Jayman
02-17-2010, 01:34 PM
if there's a steady paycheck in it, I'll believe anything you say
Jeritron
02-17-2010, 01:46 PM
It's always the quiet ones
The Jayman
02-17-2010, 01:50 PM
nobody steps on a church in my town
DaBrasko
02-17-2010, 02:16 PM
Ok ... So she's a dog.
Shadow
02-17-2010, 02:47 PM
So she sleeps above the covers...5 feet above the covers.
DaBrasko
02-17-2010, 02:52 PM
What Ray? What just popped in there?
Xero
02-17-2010, 02:53 PM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/itjustpoppedinthere.jpg

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g122/sandman3g/Wrestling/staypuftkhali.jpg
DaBrasko
02-17-2010, 02:59 PM
Aim for the flattop!!
Skippord
02-17-2010, 03:40 PM
I want that shirt
St. Jimmy
02-18-2010, 03:01 AM
He stole the Rock's $500 SHIRT.
Sixx
02-18-2010, 07:16 AM
Stealin' Mike Tyson's gimmick.
Swiss Ultimate
02-18-2010, 07:51 AM
Was devastated when I saw that pic.

Was under the assumption he lived in a cabin in the mountains hunting all his food, and awaiting a call from the army rangers wanting him back for one last mission, in which he'd single-handedly kill 100 koreans.

I know, however, it's oddly reassuring that he went this way instead of the way many wrestlers seem to go. He's alive, with his family who he hasn't murdered, and probably reasonably healthy. Not bad.