I resisted the temptation and did not click on the spoiler tag. I've decided I will order the pay-per-view tomorrow night.

prepare to be UNDERWHELMED

by the spoiler, not by the rumble which is the best

Kinda hope Dr. Shelby enters the Royal Rumble.

Ideally, this would be the first rumble match where all 30 men enter before an elimination happens. All 30 men start chaos until Dr. Shelby comes out and leads all 30 men to hug it out. It'd be tremendously epic and awkward.

Ugh, I want to set Bo Dallas' face on fire and put it out with a screwdriver. Fuck that guy.

And then dr Shelby snaps and personally throws every one over the top one by one which leads to dr Shelby vs the rock at wrestlemania

Bo Dallas was pretty much the least-interesting way they could have booked that. PAC, Ohno, or Woods would have made for much more entertaining debuts

The look Big E is giving here is like: "I just shat my pants, but I'm in the middle of this photo shoot, and I cant admit to everyone I just shat my pants."

http://www.fcwwrestling.info/images/...E-Champion.jpg

Do UFC belts have the champs name on them?

I really hope Bo Dallas gets booed, or just gets silence.

and I hate his face and I hope terrible things happen to it

Saw someone suggest Cena vs Taker in an I quit match at Mania. That would be ridiculous

http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18cb...png/xlarge.png

That would be the Pontiac silver dome. Apparently the ghost of Andre the giant fell on it.

Why does everyone hate Bo Dallas?

B/C he sucks.

Yeah, Bo Dallas isn't entertaining at all.

Seriously, I see the resemblance. They have the same face, just Husky is, well, huskier, and the beard and lack of flat-iron'd tresses make him look less effeminate than his brother. They're similar in the eye/nose area.

What I don't see is them looking like Michael Wallstreet. Maybe they take after their mom.

Yeah. He and his brother are like shining examples of "What WWE wants" versus "what can get over huge, if given half a frickin chance". Those same effeminate features I just mentioned are what the company seems to bank on to make girls scream and buy T-shirts. He has "the look"... piss poor mic skills and mediocre ringwork be damned! Meanwhile, Husky has SHOWN he's a skilled talker, and can move around the ring in spite of his size in the vein of someone like a Bam Bam Bigelow, but even after finally landing a gimmick he can sink his teeth into, he can't catch a break.

Well, there goes Hunter's boast about having a full head of hair...

Not really he voluntarily had a haircut unlike the others who had one through nature.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/449536

'12 Royal Rumble match.

God damn, looks like The Miz got into a fight with his spray tan, and his spray tan won.

http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/src/1359268807576.gif

Creepy

i just watched the shane o mac vs angle street fight from that one king of the ring. it's the first time since i watched it live. holy shit. i forgot about teh multiple suplexes (supli?) attempts through the glass

The only way I want to see Bo Dallas on tv is if he does well initially as a vehicle to introduce Bray Wyatt and the Wyatt family.

Bo Dallas is the future of professional wrestling, bunch of savages.

are apparently all in Phoenix today.

Have no desire to see Shelton Benjamin in the rumble.

Actually, there could be an amazing spot between Kofi and Shelton, as both can do some pretty sweet things. But besides that, yeah, don't really care.

I'm all for crazy rumble spots, it's one of the only times I enjoy Kofi really. But Shelton is so bland nobody would care no matter what he did. Returning guys should only be someone who can get good reactions from the fans.

I love me some SHELTON BENJAMIN. Seriously. He is the fucking man.

I love 3 of the 4 guys. I could do without old body flexy to be honest.

They all just seem like underwhelming surprise entrants.

I was hoping for La Parka

Honestly, if those four were the surprise entrants, I'd be pretty happy with that. :y:

There's not going to be a lot of people who know who Bo Dallas, he'll get no pop