That was what he answered the question with.

Christian's appearance may put the first real shock factor in TNA for once. Might actually help them. Crimson losing may have been a bad idea, unless there are big plans for James Storm. Abyss thing kinda weird, but new. Roode staying champ without killing Sting's image, good! But where... the FUCK is Joey Ryan?

Dixie fucking announced it on Twitter days ago.

Anybody got me a hook-up on a replay?

This was one of the better ppvs from both WWE and TNA for months.

It wasn't terrible. Best TNA PPV I've seen. And Over the Limit wasn't very good but before that was Extreme Rules which was night and day compared to anything TNA could do.

Here is Part 1 on DailyMotion. I know DailyMotion sucks, but its the best I can find right now.

Going to do running commentary while I watch TNA Slammiversary X (2012):

Intro video is nice. Don West's voice is annoying.

Jesus Christ, we're opening with Hulk Hogan and him letting the crowd jack him off for 15 minutes.

Pan over of the entire arena makes TNA look like an actual fucking promotion.

Hulk Hogan welcomes us to Slammiversary, brothers. Apparently, tonight is a celebration of 10 years of TNA iMPACT WRESTLING, jack!

We need to be bolted down because the next 10 years will be just as awesome, brother. LOL @ TNA lasting 10 more years or Hogan still being there.

"TNA is shooting to the moon, dude." he says.

Hogan is going to push buttons. He is going old school. Opening match is Samoa Joe vs Austin Aries. WOWWWWWWZA, dude!

WOW, ITS FOR THE TITLE! ITS FOR THE TITLE! ITS FOR THE TITLE!

Mike Tenay is verbally fellating Hogan over this decision.

I really can't stand how they call their guy the general manager. Why not also make him "Executive Vice President of Talent Relations".

I hate Samoa Joe's face.

Stupid fucking mohawk.

Austin Aries is coming out with a bad ass cape.

Tazz just called Dallas a town full of homophobes. "Most people don't go walkin' through Dallas,Texas in a cape!"

I wonder if it pisses Samoa Joe off that CM Punk will be an infinitely bigger star than him. #JealousyAmongFriends

VICIOUS KNEES! VICIOUS CHOPS!

WOW, HE HURRICANRANA'D SAMOA JOE!

Samoa Joe looking all cocky after countering a move like the fat ugly-faced douche he is.

Wow, roundhouse by Joe. I wish I could stand looking at Joe's face because he is fucking good.

"lackadaisical cover" by The Samoa Hideous-faced Machine

Crowd is chanting something, but it is inaudible and annoying. As I typed that, they switch to clapping.

Nice suicide-dive by Aries.

Dueling chants from the crowd. Tenay acknowledges this. Thankfully, they aren't calling either man "controversial".

Aries kicks out of a modified "Emerald Fusion" by Joe. Nice...

Both men resorting to stiff striking before Aries goes for a Suplex on the Rotund Ragehead.

Samoa Joe counters another hurricanrana attempt into a powerbomb. Fuck, I hate dailymotion.

Correction: After the DailyMotion ad, Samoa Joe has him in a crab and into a crossface and now into a rollup.

Samoa Joe adjusting himself as he walks into the corner. Aries punches him. Stiff shots...Joe headbutting him repeatedly.

Joe looks into the crowd. Poor crowd.

Aries propped on top rope. GOING FOR THE MUSCLEBUSTER!

Punches by Aries stops it. Uh oh...Joe punches and goes for Superplex. Aries battle out again. MONGOLIAN CHOP! FUCK YEAH!

JOE FALLS DOWN! 450 SPLASH! JESUS THAT WAS AWESOME! BUT JOE KICKS OUT BECAUSE HE IS A FAT SACK OF SHIT WITH AN UGLY FACE!

Both men selling the the move. Battling on their knees. Exchanging blows.

Samoa Joe holding his sides. Aries up punching away at the Ugly Faced Assassin. Joe locks in a Rear Naked Choke.

Aries counters with the flip over the choke to get a pin. Always a neat spot.

Aries runs at Joe in the corner and gets slammed.

Joe gives a mean face to the crowd. Seriously, I can't stand his face and fake "GRRRRRR IM INTENSE AND A BADASS" bullshit.

Muscle Buster Attempt #2 countered into a Crucifix/Neckbreaker thing. Stiff kicks from Aries. Holy shit they are popping.

ARIES GETS HIM UP FOR THE BRAINBUSTER AND THE PIN!!! Impressive.

Austin Aries might be good enough to be in WWE. Samoa Joe's face will cause him to be stuck in the never-ending black hole of hell that is TNA.

Good match, but St. Jimmy certainly oversold this bout.

Texas Flag waving to some corny country/rock instrumental. Fuck you.

Tazz and Tenay at ringside! Tazz is too good for this shit. He needs to be in WWE.

Tazz/Tenay wasting time. Tenay needs to go back to being the 3rd man in the booth who only talks every 15 minutes and only says a couple of sentences.

Fan won competition to ring the bell for the 2nd match of the night.

KID KASH IS BACK IN TNA! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY Sheesh.

His opponent is HERNANDEZ (who is also returning).

I wonder who will win this one. Why the fuck is Kid Kash on the card? When did they announce this? I'm betting on SuperMex winning...since he has actually been consistently booked by TNA in the past 5 years.

Where is Hernandez' old stable-mate who was like Mexican X-Pac?

I'm taking a piss and not even going to pause this. BRB

Can you stop saying Tazz. It may fuck up a vanity search if I ever decide to do one.

Damn it, Part 3 ended while I was taking a piss. I didn't miss much and I have to sit through another fucking ad for "Lizard Lick Towing".

No. He is fucking TAZZ.

Kid Kash looks good, though. Stiff chops. Really lame looking arm hold by Kash.

Now in a less shitty looking armbreaker.

More stiff chops. Now some stiff kicks.

Holy shit at that flying dragonrana faceplant armbreaker thingy. Tornado DDT followed. SuperMex is hanging on...and slingshot shoulder block out of nowhere by SuperMex.

I'm gonna go delete that nice comment I made in my 10k thread now :o

Tazz has a boner for Kid Kash.

Hernandez gaining the momentum now. Cena-esque. Uh oh, STINGERSPLASH BY SUPERMEX!

Kash taking a breather.

GOD DAMN, SUPERMEX WITH A FLYING BODY PRESS TO THE OUTSIDE!

Damn, Hernandez must be auditioning for WWE because he is looking amazing right now with the athletic stuff he is doing.

Tazz with a shoutout to Sahadi. How fucking bush league is that shit? Good job on the camera angle, director. THAT IS HIS FUCKING JOB!

Hernandez wins in a good bout. Hernandez looked really good.

Moment #3 in TNA history is... AJ STYLES VS JERRY LYNN in the finals of the tournament to crown the first ever X-Division Champion.

Robbie E and Robbie T out now. Can't believe this shit is still going.

Tazz is dropping crazy amount of Texas stereotypes. Fuck you.

Garrett Bischoff and Devon are there opponents. Fuck this shit.

Garrett Bischoff is why I hate TNA. Along with Hogan and Samoa Joe's face. And Kurt Angle not being in WWE.