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DLVH84 04-30-2012 07:08 PM

Dolph Ziggler should lead the new generation.

Swish 04-30-2012 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VSG (Post 3843446)
1,111 POSTS!!!

I know man, whoop.

Fignuts 04-30-2012 07:13 PM

What the fuck are you even talking about, you drugged up spider monkey?

Fignuts 04-30-2012 07:15 PM

http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess/imag...inmarvel09.jpg

Fignuts 04-30-2012 07:16 PM

http://www.seanbaby.com/hostess/imag...antastic01.jpg

Gertner 04-30-2012 07:19 PM

Shut up fag

KaosDarksol 04-30-2012 09:48 PM

A new generation is being born. Plenty of newcomers are becoming huge stars and will be here to stay for years to come

Aaronp43 04-30-2012 10:19 PM

That was weak

Autobahn 04-30-2012 11:28 PM

http://gifsoup.com/view/421004/alex-wright-o.gif

Curd 04-30-2012 11:32 PM

DefJam should sign you.

Keith 04-30-2012 11:42 PM

This can't be a serious post.

Curd 04-30-2012 11:48 PM

Inspired by DarkIncest, with guest vocals by Gertner:
Logged on tonight feelin' real kean / Encountering peeps actin' real mean / I have a fetish for Kevin Steen / And so now I whack my ween - WORD!

Keith 05-01-2012 01:05 AM

To be honest, that does seem like something Cena would rap. I even read it in his voice.

My Final Heaven 05-01-2012 03:17 AM

The last line doesn't even rhyme, dude.


"Swish!!!: It's like a tornado coming at you" :roll:

MIZantine Empire 05-01-2012 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkestInsects (Post 3843441)
I log on here every night,
looking for ways, to entertain my fright.
but all I see are people picking fights.
That's not right.

WWE, and all that be. Cena doesn't
suck and you will all see.

yo that rap was weak, better get your lyrics on a weight system
start blowing that whistle, you about to be another rape victim
that rap attack was scattered, seemed like cena hand picked em
i meet with the stars, you like to meet with men, and dick them
i got a green light, even tho i see how red your rep is
my rap is lambo status, your rap is dodge intrepid

cena doesnt suck? different story when speaking to team bring it, right?
only thing cena is bringing is cutlarly into a gun fight
he brings eternal virginity, and loads of kids tryin to peep you
male cena fans inside vagina? nah we cant c u
and that, that be true, spoken facts wont deceive you
should change my name to lord tensai, get a 3 count and beat you


ehh got bored, that was fun

XL 05-01-2012 06:25 AM

Oh it most certainly is!

DarkIncest really does want Brock to break his kneck. Especially after he broke HHH's karm.

Tazz Dan 05-01-2012 07:04 AM

Keith has great observational skills.

Kane Knight 05-01-2012 08:54 AM

A guy with a penis on his chest, gay?

Kane Knight 05-01-2012 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by My Final Heaven (Post 3844246)
The last line doesn't even rhyme, dude.


"Swish!!!: It's like a tornado coming at you" :roll:

You see, it's one of those forced lines. Tornado and At you.

Ultra Mantis 05-01-2012 09:12 AM

Are there no other ways you could "entertain" your "fright"? Cutting off your fingers, for example? Imagine that would be pretty scary.

My Final Heaven 05-01-2012 09:16 AM

ah, so like when country music artists want the words scared and beer to rhyme. :-\

SlickyTrickyDamon 05-01-2012 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIZantine Empire (Post 3844255)
yo that rap was weak, better get your lyrics on a weight system
start blowing that whistle, you about to be another rape victim
that rap attack was scattered, seemed like cena hand picked em
i meet with the stars, you like to meet with men, and dick them
i got a green light, even tho i see how red your rep is
my rap is lambo status, your rap is dodge intrepid

cena doesnt suck? different story when speaking to team bring it, right?
only thing cena is bringing is cutlarly into a gun fight
he brings eternal virginity, and loads of kids tryin to peep you
male cena fans inside vagina? nah we cant c u
and that, that be true, spoken facts wont deceive you
should change my name to lord tensai, get a 3 count and beat you


ehh got bored, that was fun

Pretty good until the end you can't rhyme you with you. You did it twice.

Em and them too. Same word.

SlickyTrickyDamon 05-01-2012 09:30 AM

The only thing Nexus ever did right was get a few high scores in the arcade. I guess he thought that would get people to be impressed with him. Nobody really cares and I'm sure a lot of people don't even know about the arcade. Though he was never the scrabble blast champion cause that takes brains.

I'm a two-time Scrabble blast champion and if I ever have a million hours free I'll take back that title from Smelly.

drave 05-02-2012 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DLVH84 (Post 3843458)
Dolph Ziggler should lead the new generation.

This. He will be an amazing lead when his time comes, without question.

Jura 05-02-2012 08:38 PM

Yeah cuz The Rock comes back every few years. Honestly for a new generation to be "born" they need to step up to the plate and bring it consistently. If not then WWE has to fall back on the veterans and legends.

Shisen Kopf 05-03-2012 08:29 AM

Brodus Clay is pregnant.

Zeeboe 05-03-2012 10:02 AM

If the young guys were any good, the old guys wouldn't have to keep coming back.

XL 05-03-2012 04:04 PM

:roll:

Swish 05-03-2012 04:17 PM

The Birth of Austin 3:16
 
Watching WWE back in 1996 when Austin beat the crap outta Jake Roberts.
and claimed to fame after shouting the words "Austin 3:16 says I just whooped your ass". After that night he was running wild all over WWE.

Now I was thinking if Austin wasn't facing Jake at the final,
would he be over? I mean his Ringmaster gimmick did not turn out at all.

Views on it?.

CSL 05-03-2012 04:20 PM

Austin would have gotten there eventually no matter what and probably quite quickly, "the cream always rises" and all that, even in WWE. Even more so than most places tbf. Just maybe not as quickly given Jake was the catalyst and basis for the whole Austin 3:16 schtick, which caught fire instantly

loopydate 05-03-2012 05:56 PM

A new generation DOES need to be born.

And Swish is just the man to do it!

PrettyCool 05-03-2012 06:05 PM

A new generation needs to be born.

Only not in wrestling.

A new generation of me!

:'(

Ok back on topic, we're getting there with guys like Bryan/Punk/Ziggler

Mr. Nerfect 05-04-2012 08:53 AM

I've been really impressed with how Bryan has really branded himself since his World Heavyweight Title win. He went from being a guy that the WWE obviously trusted in the ring, to being a guy that they trusted for at least one World Title run, to being a guy who plays the heel role about as well as anyone. The WWE have tried to give Bryan some embarrassing defeats (not to hurt Bryan, but for entertainment value), and they completely backfired. Bryan snatched an opportunity dangled in front of him and has become a legitimate WWE main eventer. Well, at least for the moment.

Mr. Nerfect 05-04-2012 09:51 AM

CSL has answered this pretty perfectly. It was just great timing that it happened.

Swish 05-04-2012 01:10 PM

Chants: Yes, What, You Suck. etc
 
Out of all the chants the fans shout during live shows.
which do you think has the most impact?.

Am not a big fan of this Yes saga,
Am hearing it everywhere, and it is getting annoying as fuck.

To me the What chant was actually better.
And not just because am an Austin fan.

Oh I forgot

Let's go Cena
Cena sucks

PrettyCool 05-04-2012 01:11 PM

It wouldve been hilarious if The Dicks got over and had the fans chant "WE WANT DICKS!"

Razzamajazz 05-04-2012 01:15 PM

SWISH! SWISH! SWISH! SWISH!

whiteyford 05-04-2012 01:18 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swish_(slang)

whiteyford 05-04-2012 01:19 PM

They all do the job of getting the crowd engaged,"she's got herpes" is still a favourite though.

Swish 05-04-2012 01:55 PM

did the fans not chant, Slut at one point towards Steph?


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