Either Bray Wyatt is going to be a superstar, or my name is not Scott Roberts.

I'd like to know what the hell Graves & Carter's gimmick is supposed to be they appear to be underwear model rejects from what I could tell.

PAIGE NEEDS A CRAZY LESBIAN GIMMICK AND THEN MAKE OUT WITH AJ

NO IDEA WHY CAPS LOCK IS ON, BUT AFTER THEY'RE DONE MAKING OUT, THEY CAN SHARE MY COCK

THIS ONE

horsecock.tiff

WASSUP BITCHES?!?

Kinda getting bored with NXT. Liked NXT Redemption better.

He just seems a bit bland to me. I have always had an obsession with move sets. His move set is kind of boring. It's kick kick kick kick kick running stomp. Yeah, the hype didn't help either. I was expecting something else, I guess.

NXT Redemption was totally better. Mainly because it had actual stories going on.

Wait till NXT settles down and has storylines.

Seth Rollins has a very good kick, however. His kicks somewhat remind me of the way X-Pac used to do them, especially in the corner. They also have a similar energy to their characters, and they look alike with the long hair and beard.

Who really out of this group can carry a storyline? Bray Wyatt seems amazing, but besides that, Rollins, Steamboat, Dallas etc are all terrible on the mic and have the same "I really want this, I have so much heart and I'm intense" gimmick. There's no tag team, so as much as I like The Ascention and Carter and Graves who can they really feud with?

Only reason I watched the main event was because Kidd and McGillicutty, and it's really noticeable who has had time up in the WWE compared to who hasn't. Even Curtis and Bateman who pretty much only wrestled on Redemption have MUCH better flow to their matches.

He should only do superkicks and call himself the "DGUSA Kid"

With Graves and Carter being the sons of Vader, they can probably hold their own in a promo. I hope to see more of them in the future.

Only one is, no idea which one though. I get the whole 'copyrighting' the name thing but seems daft when they then go on and all but say its a made up name by acknowledging whose kid he is. Dunno why they felt the need to change Vaders kids name anyway, not like his last name is Vader after all.

Carter is. He's the one who wrestles in real tights. Not jeans. Who the hell does Graves think he is? John Cena? Billy Kidman?? DDP???

Thought there was 2 Vader Time children. Damn. Only one Vader Bomb at a time.

I remember when I was watching the episode yesterday, and JR mentioned Carter being Vader's kid, he said "Thankfully he took from his mother in the looks department", my first thought was "that kid is lucky".

Then my second thought was "a woman had sex with Vader".

Then I thought about the way Foley described Vader's eating habit in his book, how despite being a lovable, sensitive fat guy he was sweaty, and dropped food on his chest and stuff like that.

Then I though what a horrible experience it must have been for the poor woman who had to copulate with him.

I want to neg rep you for putting that image in my head but i think we'll all emege stronger for it in the end.

Hey maybe Vader is a tender beautiful lover. Just because he's a disgusting slob doesn't mean he's not a stallion in the bedroom

Stop making me think about it!!!!!!

Fuckers! Just pictured Vader walking out into the bedroom, wearing nothing but a skimpy kimono and his mask.

No way he's a gentle lover. He works stiff. He makes love strong style, if you will.

In the bedroom we all work stiff or we dont work at all.

I'm sorry for that.

I'm pretty sure any woman who is willing to fuck Vader has to be Vader bombed

Fuckin' love Husky Harris. Said that to Gertner in another thread, guys money.

I think I'm gonna start referring to having sex as "Vader Bombing".

"I Vader bombed my girlfriend last night."

"I would Vader bomb that girl so hard."

"How about you come back to my place and I give you the Vader bomb?"

GTFO of this thread with all your Vader sex discussions.

I think this requires an urbandictionary update

Women in Japan probably had sex with Vader from time to time out of sheer terror.

K'Man I am totally going to start using that. I think I've grown too accustomed to my usual "I'd pipe that girl" so some fresh slang is definitely needed.

He needs a better finisher. The standing curb stomp is "cool", but not a good finisher.

He should just use the superkick as a finisher, and just do it from various positions (standing, opponent kneeling, to the back of the head, etc.)

I kinda like Rollins finishing move to be honest. I can do without the rest of him though.

I like it as a move, but not as a finisher. It's just awkward to do. It lacks that "can come out of anywhere" aspect, and there's not too many good ways to set it up.

<font color=goldenrod>Bray Wyatt is out for 6 months. Fuck.</font>

... Goddammit.

An Axe Kick would make a better finisher, but he is not black, so I don't think he is allowed to use it.

not black and hasn't been to prison.