This Is Why I Hate Nickleback
 

fuck they suck

http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm

it's not just these songs either

THEY ALL SOUND THE SAME

When I first heard them I thought their name was Nickel Bag.

This is why they sell so well. People want to hear the same song over and over again. It does slightly amaze me that they made no effort to disguise it, by say playing it in a different key (Fuck, even if your guitarist only knows those four chords, GET A CAPO FOR 20 BUCKS).

It's also funny hearing it when even the vocals overlap. That sudden "in tune" sensation.

Anyway, I guarantee you you'd find other examples out there. Not of Nippleback, but many, many pop acts.

Man I heard this like two years ago. But yeah they suck. Seriously wtf is that song Photograph, awful.

lol

When I read the title of this thread I thought to myself "I hate them because they suck"..

Great minds and all that..

Nickleback is just played SO much here on Canadian radio that is hurts me. So many other bullshit pop acts are like this, Nickleback is just so blatant about it. It's brutal.

just like a PAPERBACK NOVEL

http://www3.telus.net/jefmil/2005/02...%20Someday.mp3

Here's another link.

Just don't listen to them.

God bless them

lol, that flash is almost as old as nickelback, Hey Spilchuk, 2003 Called.

check the archieves next time :ROOL:

sorry for not being a huge nerd guys

my bad

It'd be easier, except this stuff dominates the radio, and you've got the choice of not listening to the radio or hearing them.

You know, the radio, where you get things like news and stuff?

Come now, I go to you for the news. ;)

I can't stand Theory of a Nickelcreed

Well, where do you think I get it from? ;)

Obviously if you make a power Ballad you'll stay in the top 10. Look at Winger, Extreme, Poison, and Air Supply. They're still all in the top 10.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg
Bringing Sexy Back... AGAIN.

Jabba???

Interestingly enough, that's more or less what they told Extreme...

...Well, that and it was Hair Metal or the street.

Also, how many people who hate Nippleback for being generic and for their songs sounding the same love Johnny Cash?

I only ask because I just heard three songs in a row by him where they were in the same key, same chord progressions, and almost identical vocals.

OMG JOHNNY CASH SUCKS ALL HIS STUFF SOUNDS THE SAME!!!!!!11111

Cash is the man.

But...but...All his songs are the same!

Nope. Sorry. Irrelevant. He is the man. This is law.

He's a boring singer who plays the same three chords in every song imaginable. Just like Nickelback.

You see, pop music, be it country, Nu Metal, or rock, it's all the same. Someone generic with an image. If Cash didn't have his rebel image, he'd just be another borderline crooner never was.

In all honesty, I think Our Lady Peace is better. Well, until they let Bob Rock produce their albums. (You have a unique voice, Raine. How about, instead of using it to your advantage, you sing like everyone else!)

I don't hate all Nickelback songs. They have some songs that differ from the norm that are really good. "Animals" is a good example.

As far as Cash goes. He was a lot smarter than people give him credit for. The drums that sound like a locomotive. His songs sound a lot alike, but he adds something most "Crooners" don't have: Emotion. A lot of the stuff you hear is soul-less crap. He has a way of making people feel what he is singing. I have his Box Set "Love, God, Murder." Brilliant stuff.

OLP is awesome. :drool:

I like "Side Of A Bullet" by Nickelback

pretty much it

LMAO! Emotion. You just cracked me up.

My best friend, who's a total prep:

"OMG DUDE THIS SONG LIKE SO DESCRIBES MY LIFE RIGHT NOW! LISTEN!"

(plays "Photograph")

ME: :| "That's hardcore stuff, bro."

Me: Oh God, not this song, again.

My friend: I like this song. IT reminds me of my life.

Me: *smacks him upside his head*

We nearly crashed. I probably should have waited until he wasn't driving.

LOL, I have a friend who is exactly like that. Only he has moved from "Photograph" to "Far Away" now.

I like a couple of Nickelback's songs, mainly the heavier stuff. But even then when you listen to the lyrics, they are a creepy band.

That's what makes "Never Again" so amusing.

I have that same friend, except replace a Nickelback song with a Creed song :|

Anyone who likes Creed is dead to me. :nono:

CAN YOU TAKE ME HIGHHHHHHHHHHHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I like Johnny Cash for his deep voice and songs that tell interesting stories.

That's one of the songs I like from them.

I used to like them...used to. :shifty:

lol Darkpower likes Nickleback