Hey Cynick
 

Why did Seth Rollins stop doing his amazing laugh?

Not sure why this exists but im going to allow it

Because this is a very important question.

I think Rita Repulsa must have sued.

CyNick Response: Because Vince McMahon said so, and anything Vince says is law and/or the literal word of god. Now excuse me while I finish fellating Kevin Dunn and the creative team in a massive orgy that's sure to get amazing ratings within the 18-35 demographic.

Real Response: Likely because it works for a chickenshit heel who's supposed to piss people off, but would almost certainly be counter productive for a face who's trying to win people over.

You done fucked up now ruien. If Fan and Noid get as mad as they do over people posting to Cynick then how do you think they'll react to making a whole damn thread directed at him? I fear for you.

RUIEN DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YR DOING

GUYS....

guys....

Totally legit question. I approve.

Fan, you're playing into his hands. JUST STOP

Once we get an answer to the question surely there will be nothing more to talk about and this thread will die without incident. Ruien knows what he's doing.

NO.... STOP

LET GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS

Fan with the double dog reverse troll. Impressive.

Cynick is the goods

we'll argue with the CyNick if he responds thus imploding the very foundation in which this entire world is built upon. DON'T YEW UNDERSTAND

This odd, totally uncharacteristic spazz out by Dale Newstead may be the only notable thing to come from this thread when all is said and done.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

What are you talking about fan. I'm as even keel as they come. HOW DARE YOU :rant:

this odd, uncharacteristic instance of fan being a dingus may be the only notable thing to come from this thread when all is said and done.

I don't know how but he damn sure dared.

:lol: score one for the Newsteadinator

Imagine when it's revealed that fan is cynick.

Are you telling me I'm wrong? I'd be fuming if I weren't so even keeled.

I ought to club you in the head and eat your bones for questioning my even keelness.

Ruien calls out Cynick which leads to a match between #1wf and Dale.
WCW/TNA/RAW booking at it's finest.

If we take this to a second page and Ruien's question gets lost in the shuffle, he's not gonna be very happy.

There is still time for cynick to be the special guest referee. Be interesting to see if fan can keep his tpww real fights record intact with the deck stacked against him.

That sounds like a challenge to me.

Where's my homey normansmiley when I need him?

Don't make me dodecapost and ensure page 2 shenanigans occur.

lol normansmiley's never gonna show his face here again. Pretty sure the shame of running from our fight sent him into a downward spiral and he is homeless or dead right now.

lmfao

What was the deal with that? I thought it was all fun and games but that dude had a screw loose so I'm not sure.

What if he's stuck in some kind of limbo for dead homeless guys? He can't pass on properly until his spirit returns to take care of his unfinished business with you fan. That's why he has returned and his spirit lurks deep within cynick and he is seeking his comeuppance. Bewaaaaaaarrrreeee.

last i heard he did an interview on talk is jericho

... Holy shit. Mind blown.

Now that Seph has made me realize that CyNick is definitely possessed with the spirit of norman smiley I'm gonna have to take a completely new approach to this issue.

Norman smiley don't fear the reaper. This is going to take some special hoodoo witchery on your part. I look forward to seeing what you come up with.

#tpwwrealfights

What if TheCyNick was actually Tony Romo?