WWE RAW 7/6 feat. Lesnar suplexing Chicago, Owens Papa Powerbombing Chicago, and the Authority boring Chicago
 

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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If the only reason you're tuning in to RAW is to find out who is on the cover of our next video game then we weep for the future <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/618188250037948416">July 6, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Wonder if Frank Drebin or ron the dial will be in attendance.... And if they will fight each other in a dark match....

No, I am not in the house. I left. There was some.....unpleasantness

Expecting some kinda debut or surprise of some sort tonight. Maybe a Finn Balor appearance to show who Owens lost to (probably not)? An NxT lady getting called up, maybe (more likely)?

I have it on good authority that CM Punk and AJ Lee will do a RUN IN and confront Triple H and Stephanie McMahon!

I talked to Phil yesterday. Hes doing well.

Not going to say who I've seen as 2K16 cover guy in rumors, as it might actually be the spoiler but I've got a pretty good idea who it is.

It has already been announced, so not really a spoiler.

would have lol'd if it was Reigns

Might seem more likely to you, but I think they're going to hold off on promoting any of the NXT Divas until either BattleGround or the RAW after. I get the feeling they're planning to build to some sort of crazy 6/8/10-Diva tag , atch for SummerSlam.

I'm willing to tune in and be proven wrong tonight, though.

Also: Who will barely lose to Cena in the U.S. Championship open?!

#typicalWWEhyperbole

Want to see Paige/Becky Lynch team....

Last Raw in Chicago was a great show if I memba right. Usos win the tag titles n stuff.

Would you take Charlotte? Maybe with a Flair heel turn around Battleground?

I read the middle if the "intro" to this thread as "Owens Papa Shango" instead of "Owens [Pop-Up] Powerbombs Chicago". Now I'm disappointed I won't see Papa Shango. Or at least Bray Wyatt holding a smoking skull instead of a lantern.

Aside: get a weird feed where they show the network pre-show, but the Sky show.

9th mayor? Who are the other seven besides Brock and Paul?

No ramp tonight, eh?

Something tells me there will be a lot of Suplex City shirts sold in Chicago tonight.

SAVIOR OF THE SUPLEX, right Paul?

Hm. I see someone changing their quote from this promo. More foundation for the Church of Lesnar.

Speak of the devil... hello, Dark One ^_^

That's not the 11th commandment. You forgot abou "thou shalt not FUCK with The Dudley Boys!"

12th Commandment:

Thou Shalt Not FUCK with the Dudleyz.

Well, it might have been the 11th, but I'm pretty sure Lesnar can take whatever slot he wants.

Heyman the God of Promos

This just needs requoted anytime Paul E. appears.

Put Paul E. in the Hall of Fame ASAP

MALIBU KANE APPEARS

Oh shit! Its malibu kane!

If those are the photoshops they're going to use on Raw, I should apply for a job. Shit.

I hope Jamie went to pick up Nidya, boy!

I also hope Kane comes back with a Hawaiian shirt as ring attire AND gets introduced by Steph when he does. The circle will then be complete.

13th: If thou art Stone Cold, thou shalt not trust anyone, and shalt consume beers and abuse thy wife.

14th: Thou shalt smelleth what cuisine The Rock is cooking.

Is Show heel or face this week? :shifty:

The crowd is hot from that Paul Heyman promo. Now let's give them badly-photoshopped pictures of Kane!

Great way to follow a brock lesnar promo, with a cartoon.

Depends....what are you this week, owen?

Open positions for graphic designer and assistant photo editor right now....

Depends on his opponent. Unless it's a segment where he hooks up with Alicia Fox.

WWE should have every segment tonight be Lesnar randomly suplexing someone or something.

Come back from commercial, get an update that Heath Slater got suplexed through a window. Backstage interview, have Lesnar be in the background suplexing some poor staff member. Wrestler walking backstage to the ring, Lesnar is right behind suplexing everyone else in the shot.

I have absolutely zero experience or education in this fields. Do you think my Tag Team Turmoil promos and David Otunga'ing would be a strong enough portfolio to get past that?