Classic Wrestling Captions
Since there is no live Raw tonight, I thought I'd do some classic captions instead.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...en-sslam93.jpg Tantaka, "I think I got some over there." Billy, "Aw Gross, what did you eat." Bart, "Holy shi** this stuff is glowing." http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...dottman/01.jpg Tugboat just found a coupon in his pocket for a free hamburgar with a purchase of a large soda. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...alvenis/09.jpg Val was pissed when he found out that the belt he actually recieved was the International Heavyweight Title, a belt which had been defunct for quite some time. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...icflair/34.jpg And I want you to be a Four Horseman, call 1800-555-Flair. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...tsiders/01.jpg Hall, "Hey knock knock." Nash, "Who's there" Hall, "WCW" Nash, "WCW WHO" Hall, "Exactly" http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com.../snakebite.jpg The angle was originally suppossed to be Jake DDTing Macho Man on the steel steps, but Jake was a little high that day. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...pv/wm04/02.jpg Bad News knew he shouldn't of attempted a sunset flip. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...inistry/02.jpg Someone gave these guys the wrong directions. They were suppossed to be heading to a Black Sabbath concert. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...olition/05.jpg Smash, "Hey AX, who is this guy." Ax, "I don't know, don't look." http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/s/sting/25.jpg Sting, "This trophy is for a guy called Sting" Camera guy, "That's you" sting, "No Kidding" |
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Needless to say, this wasn't exactly the response Booker T was going for when he asked for a push. |
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BART: Are you okay, man? TATANKA: I just had a vision of the future. Bart, you win a "shoot" tournament, then get your ass kicked by Butterbean. I'm out of the wrestling mainstream altogether... BILLY: What about me? TATANKA: You...are an Ass Man! All scream. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...dottman/01.jpg Tugboat once again proved that he was the world's best Invisible Sword Swallower. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...alvenis/09.jpg The Beast was happy he has won the European Title. Now if he could just get those stupid villagers to stop trying to torch his castle... http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...icflair/34.jpg FLAIR: Hey, you. Yeah, you. The one who's reading these captions. You got something on your shirt. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...tsiders/01.jpg HALL: And I said, don't worry Booker. You'll be WAY more over if you go back to G.I. Bro! http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com.../snakebite.jpg Jake was confused. He'd heard of Trouser Snakes before, but...aren't they supposed to come out the front of the trousers? http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...pv/wm04/02.jpg Bad News Brown knew to dive and roll over the logo. Bret didn't see it and tripped. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...inistry/02.jpg Okay, everyone in the ring with talent, raise your hand. That's what I thought. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...olition/05.jpg SMASH: Isn't that your belt, Ax? CRUSH: No, it's mine. AX: I had a watch when I left the locker room... http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/s/sting/25.jpg STING: How am I supposed to wear this around my waist? |
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The hamburger coupon owns! http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...icflair/34.jpg FLAIR: NO, YOU'RE A HOMO! (classic pic with classic caption :y: ) http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...tsiders/01.jpg HALL: And he just got back into the ring, only to get injured again! Ha! Nash: hey wait a minute... http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com.../snakebite.jpg Jake tried desperately to keep the snake from biting, as the guy in the audience used parselmouth to exact his revenge on macho. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/s/sting/25.jpg STING: How the hell am I supposed to fit a whole Heinken Magnum in here? Huh? Tell me! |
[QUOTE=Loose Cannon]Since there is no live Raw tonight, I thought I'd do some classic captions instead.
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...en-sslam93.jpg No matter how irate he got, Tatanka could always be calmed down with a soothing belly rub. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...dottman/01.jpg "Curses! The saleslady said that stripes would have a slimming effect!" http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...alvenis/09.jpg Val knew that he shouldn't have had that prune juice before the match. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...icflair/34.jpg Ric starts off his career as the ONE TIME, ONE TIME --- whoo! --- ONE TIME World Heavyweight Champion. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...tsiders/01.jpg Nash always got a big laugh with Hall's --- ummm --- special brand of puppetry. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com.../snakebite.jpg Jake: "Awww, dammit! You landed on my snake." http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...inistry/02.jpg As Undertaker sees his Ministry for the first time, he begins to wonder what the hell he did to piss Vince off. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...olition/05.jpg Smash: "C'mon, strike a pose! Honestly, you two are the worst showgirls I've ever seen!" |
Vince's "Operaman" idea failed miserably,forcing Fred Ottman to go
to WCW,where he wore a mask to hide his shame.... http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...dottman/01.jpg http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...dottman/06.jpg Once again one of Vince's ideas fails,as he couldn't get Val Venis over as "Macho Man 3000"..... http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...alvenis/09.jpg Nash couldn't control his laughter as Scott Hall asked him to drop the title to someone else..... http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...tsiders/01.jpg Jake Roberts' new job as WWF Fashion Consultant failed miserably, after he attacked Randy Savage for not matching his boots with his tights.... http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com.../snakebite.jpg Judging by the looks on their faces,even The Ministry had no idea where the hell this angle was going... http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...inistry/02.jpg A rare picture of the ORIGINAL Demolition group is seen below (from left to right): "The Shooter" Dean Malenko; Duane "Gillberg" Gill; and Steve Blackman..... http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...olition/05.jpg The sad thing is,Sting had this picture taken yesterday :( :nono: http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/s/sting/25.jpg |
Let me try this captioning stuff again...
http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...en-sslam93.jpg Tatanka informed Tobey Keith and Tim McGraw which direction their careers would be going. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...dottman/01.jpg This was the third time this week that Tugboat stole the poor referee's lunchmoney. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...alvenis/09.jpg Venis: Lost ANOTHER loan to Ditech! http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...icflair/34.jpg Flair points at the funniest looking guy he's ever seen. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...tsiders/01.jpg Jericho just told Scott and Kevin that he won't be held down in the WWF. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com.../snakebite.jpg Jake: and don't EVER put out another Rap album again, GET IT? http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...pv/wm04/02.jpg While Bad News tries to explain how a kick to the head will end his career, Bret exits the ring to talk to Vince, who he feels will never betray him. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...inistry/02.jpg Mark's mom grounded him for a week. He should have known that he and his friends should act out D&D scenes in the living room. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...olition/05.jpg Smash: But a Biker Gang from Hawaii doesn't make sense! Crush: It'll work and that's the end of it! Go Steal a Car or something! |
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<font color=#33ffff>Farooq: "UH....OH!" |
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"It's okay, kid. The gimmick was shit...What kind of moron would expect people to go for a guy with neon hair. What next? Facepaint?" http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...dottman/01.jpg "OHHHHHH YEAAAAH! Payless sale!" (Look at the Tank Top if there's any questrionm about that) http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...alvenis/09.jpg The Ring Announcer accidentally announces Val as Hunter Heart Helmsley... http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...icflair/34.jpg "UNCLE SAM WANTS YOU! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TO JOIN THE HOMOSEXUAL ARMY RESERVES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...tsiders/01.jpg After Rob Van Dam visited WCW, Nobody was quite themselves. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com.../snakebite.jpg "Wait...You're not Hogan!" http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...pv/wm04/02.jpg Early experimentation with a gravity switch. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...inistry/02.jpg "One Thing, I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time All I know..." http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...olition/05.jpg "Is my Mascara running?" http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/s/sting/25.jpg RVD's visit claims another victim. |
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Hall: I think im a good wrestler http://secure.wrestlingsuperstore.co...mages/2085.jpg Studies show that this is not the missing head of Rey http://wpics.hypermart.net/individua...kane_xpac1.jpg Kane: Fr.....fr....friend?? |
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Billy: We just got our asses beat, didn't we? Bart: Yeah, but I've got great news. Tatanka: We get a rematch? Bart: No, I just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. Billy: I can't feel a heartbeat. Tatanka: That's my stomach, jackass. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...dottman/01.jpg A disgruntled fan shot Tugboat in the back, but the big sailor was saved by a salami he was aging in his tank top. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...alvenis/09.jpg Val tries out for the title belt discus team. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...icflair/34.jpg Somebody shoot YOU in the head! http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...tsiders/01.jpg Hall: And then Vince said we'd crawl back to WWF someday! Nash: I think I tore my quad. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com.../snakebite.jpg Savage later insisted that Jake and the snake were sent after him by "Hulk Hogan's people." http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...pv/wm04/02.jpg Luckily Bret reached for the Canadian penny just in time. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...inistry/02.jpg The Undertaker insisted on a booth in the nonsmoking section, so the Ministry had to wait. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...olition/05.jpg Smash: Holy crap Crush, that's one hell of a blade job. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/s/sting/25.jpg Wow, if I put this in my pants I'll look really hung! |
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This severed head represents a graphic depiction of Vince's plan for the Cruiserweight division. http://wpics.hypermart.net/individua...kane_xpac1.jpg Kane exhibits his ability to produce midcarders from his crotch. |
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Tatanka needed to get serious medical attention after he saw "THE VINCE" http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...dottman/01.jpg Tugboat didn't win the match, but he did just save money on his car insurance. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...alvenis/09.jpg Venis was going to kill D'Lo for putting that HEAT RUB in his jock. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...icflair/34.jpg Flair obviously cannot point to his knees. :D http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...tsiders/01.jpg Hall: And then as he carried our bags, Hunter whined, "I'm going ta be a main eventer sometime. You'll see." http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com.../snakebite.jpg Kid w/ Glasses: It's FAKE! Jake: WHOA! IT LOOKS SOOOOO REAAAAAAL! http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...pv/wm04/02.jpg The BEGINNING of the END http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...inistry/02.jpg When HHH came on stage back in the good old days, this is the wonderful reaction he got from his competitors. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...olition/05.jpg Smash: Look I didn't steal Axe's watch! I have NEVER stolen and I will NEVER STEAL ANYTHING! Axe: Wanna bet? |
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As you can see, Val Venis did NOT use Preparation H. |
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Bart: I'm going to Japan the WWF sucks.. Tananka: I need a real job, I'm tired of playing an Indian.. Billy: Screw this where's Vince? I need a new gimmack. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...alvenis/09.jpg Val Venis was angry to find out that the "Big Show" name was given to Paul Wright instead of him when in fact he's a no show.. http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...olition/05.jpg Axe: I want a belt.. Lets get the WWF to make a six man title. Smash: Sh*t he's gone nuts, this isn't WCW! Crush: You think I care? http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com...dottman/01.jpg Tugboat realized the Earthquakes begin each time he eats White Castles! |
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