WWE RAW 5/22/17
 

Guess Jinder's WWE title win still sending shockwaves through TPWW if nobody cares about RAW threads now.

Just turned it on... Bray Wyatt promo... oy...

This really sucks

Week 2 of no Braun on Raw.

SHOULD WE WATCH?!

Decided to keep playing Injustice 2 for an extra ten minutes. Given that there was another Bray being Bray promo and now Roman is interrupting... I feel like I made a wise choice up until this point.

I mean, yeah sure it's my birthday today and all I wanted is for Braun to get back on TV and kill Roman.

Is that so much to ask?

Smackdown is the show to watch tomorrow.

One show has a giant Braun-sized void and the other is currently championed by a Trump-esque meme-fueled superstar.

I should just rewatch Takeover Chicago until Summerslam.

Well at least we get Roman out of the way.

I legitimately lol'd at Bray Wyatt saying he could beat Brock Lesnar.

FUCKING HATE how WWE turns descriptive phrases into "buzzwords" or like trademarks.


"Roman Reigns injured the Monster among men, Braun Stroman" WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SENTENCE IS THAT :rant:

Like, why in the fuck would you describe Bray Wyatt constantly as "the eater of worlds", it does not sound natural in the least.

Brock Lesnar is the Beast Incarnate. You don't just constantly call someone that. He is certain AAAAA beast incarnate. it's not something you trademark as a nickname. Fucking retards.

Two weeks in a row Reigns gets a win of sorts against someone in the upcoming Fatal 5 Way.

classic The Eater of Worlds, Bray Wyatt.

Don't know why they're using whatever song this is with "Hellfire, hellfire save my soul" for Extreme Rules and not GREAT BALLS OF FIRE LIVE ON THE WWE NETWORK

Oooooooooooooh. Bullet Club co-founders fight tonight.

THE CLUB EXPLODES TONIGHT...

with no build up.

Just gonna throw that match out there. Okay.

I wonder what the Beast Incarnate, Brock Lesnar, thinks of all of this.

"Just so you guys know, Kane and the Undertaker are brothers, and they're going to fight for the first time, tonight, on Raw."

Perhaps the Big Dog, Roman Reigns, will make another appearance and add some value tonight.

Thanks Kurt. You just gave me a reason to not watch tonight.

How can you hate the abtastic awesomeness that is Jinder Mahal

Dark One are you trying to hinder Jinder?

And The Drifter's fighting, too!

OH SHIT THE DRIFTER IN RING

this show just became the B-MINUS SHOW

can people give me more terrible nicknames with no flow. I don't watch enough to pull them off the top of my head.

I think I'm more entertained by Bayley than I am by Jinder Mahal.

I'm a fan of Tozawa.

No more snap German Suplex for Tozawa?

lol that little girl Tozawa was barking at was adorable

You mean the Archduke of Intensity, Akira Tozawa?

gotta homogenize everyone into the #wwestyle.


Don't really know if I used homogenize correctly, will check on google and let y'all know whilst you await eagerly.

What's up..... Started watching late..... pretty much just fast forwarded through the first 30 minutes.

I'm a Tozowa fan now if only for the fact that he makes Baley fans uncomfortable

The Sultan of Sneaky Brian Kendrick seemed rather unimpressed.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">You'd think with the amount of effort WWE has to put into switching the ropes around, they'd give the CWC guys longer matches. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; kate. (@makeitloud) <a href="https://twitter.com/makeitloud/status/866814298731020288">May 23, 2017</a></blockquote>
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#BringBackFatTozawa

Alicia Fox and The Drifter in one night?My cup runneth over

Did my TV switch to MTV Unplugged?

Should just use some CGI to change everything from red to purple. Probably a lot less time needed than what the WWE wastes for weekly setups.