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The Bad News Game
This may be fun, or it may suck ass, but what else are we doing?
We're all familiar with Bad News Barrett and his current gimmick. http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_la..._Photo_084.jpg A lot of people seem to dislike it, but I thought we could try and have some fun with it. A poster will give a superstar (or fans, your call) some GOOD news followed by some BAD news. I'll start with John Cena: GOOD NEWS: He's still the face of the company. BAD NEWS: He's still the face of the company. Weak start, I know. After that, I'll name another wrestler and wait for the following poster to deliver some GOOD and BAD news. That being said, Randy Orton. |
Randy Orton
GOOD NEWS: He took the title off SuperCena BAD NEWS: He's probably going to lose it back to him. |
...and now you name someone else.
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Anybody Thrilla
GOOD NEWS: You are very well liked, entertaining poster BAD NEWS: This thread kinda sucks |
Haha, sorry. Very bored.
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Watch the Life and Times of Tim on youtube. It is very funny.
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Quit steaming my gimmick! That'll cost you all reps!
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The good news is: I got a new bike
The bad news , oh never mind |
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What about Bad News Barrett himself?
The Good News: We see Barrett on TV on a regular basis. The Bad News: He's getting further and further away from actually being in the ring. Next- Santino! |
Santino:
Good News: He gets to collect a paycheck from WWE for acting like a buffoon. Bad News: He will never win another singles title and will be forgotten within months of his retirement. Next up: Fahn-Dahn-gooo |
Good News: Came out of the gate swinging when he debuted and beat Jericho at 'Mania.
Bad News: Still no whereabouts of that hot dancer that debuted with him. Next up: The Shield |
Good News - All three members are awesome
Bad News - They won't all be used properly once disbanded NXT |
Good News - With the WWE Network, fans in the US will be able to see this show for the first time in several years.
Bad News - Now there'll be even more people who shout out former gimmick names at guys like they did upon Bray Wyatt's debut. CM Punk |
Good News - His matches never fail to entertain and another summer of Punk is rumored for 2014!
Bad News - He seems to be quite moody/injured and could up and leave at any time. Sheamus |
Good news- the fighting Irishman could come back as soon as the royal rumble!
the bad news- still too many limes.... Matt Hardy |
Good news - Suicide threat wasn't real.
Bad news - no one cared. Aj Styles |
Good News: Gone from TNA and on to potentially greener pastures
Bad News: In ROH ric Flair |
Good News: He was one of the best wrestlers to ever step in the ring
Bad News: People still think he is. Chris Benoit |
Good news: Plenty of his amazing body of work can be viewed on DVD.
Bad news: You know, the murder/suicide and all. Next: Jerry Lawler |
Jerry lawler:
Good news- you get to host the divas segments. Bad news-you have to watch the divas matches. Let's go with... Uh... Paul heyman |
Good News: I am still familiar with his work.
Bad News: Isn't he just an on-air talent? Next: Sting |
Good News: One of the most iconic wrestlers of all time
Bad News: Never worked in the 'E Brian Pillman |
Good News: You can relieve his career in color on the WWE Network in glorious 720p.
Bad News: He dead. Zach Gowen |
I've got some good news for you Zack Gowan, Johnny Ace apparently hired the wrong one-legged wrestler.
(Gavels) But I've got some bad news for you... There was no right one-leggeed wrestler because you suck. Kofi Kingston. |
Good News for you Kofi, Jake the Snake brought some kick ass weed with him
But I've got some bad news for you... Randy Orton smoked it all and shit in your bag. Next: Jimmy Snuka |
Good news for you Jimmy, you've made the top rope splash delightful famous.
But I've got some bad news for you... Your daughter just got the Yambag for how terrible her version of your splash is. Next: Tamina |
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Good news: You're the daughter of Jimmy Snuka Bad News: You're stuck in the pussified Divas division lol Pick who you want for the next one. |
Ryback
Good News: You still have a job in the WWE. Bad News: You suck in the ring and tweet like you have Mercury poisoning. Daniel Bryan |
Daniel Bryan, I've got some good news.
You just got your face turn and the fans are still fully behind you. I also have some BAD NEWS! *gavels* CAN I HAVE SOME DECORUM!?!?!?! According to the people who book the shows you're still a vanilla midget! And I'm afraid I have some bad news for whoever gets the next round- You get Paul Burchill! |
Good News: I didn't really pay attention to wrestling when he was around
Bad News: Wasn't he a pirate or something? Nicole Bass HA |
Good News: Noone outside of wrestling has any idea who you are.
Bad News: She's a MAN, Baby! Bastion Booger |
Good News - At least Bastion Booger wasn't Mike Shaw's only gimmick in WWE..
Bad News - The other was Friar Ferguson Scott Norton |
I've got some good news for you Scott Norton you were a big hit in Japan.
I've got some bad news for you: You can't cash the check they made out to you made out to "White Godzilla!" DDP. |
I've got some good news for you DDP: You helped Jake Roberts and Scott Hall clean up and get off drugs.
And I've also got some BAD NEWS for you DDP! MAY I HAVE SOME DECORUM?!!?!?! The bad news is it's just a matter of time until the people you've helped out fall of the wagon! Mae Young's Hand Child. |
Good news: His mother is a legend, one of the all-time greats in women's wrestling, and she'll be missed horribly.
Bad news: At his current aging pace (birth-adulthood in a decade and a half), he'll be reunited with her very soon. Jack Swaggah |
Good News: He's a two-time World Heavyweight Champion
Bad News: He's likely to be the Marty Jannetty of The Real Americans Katie Vick |
Good news: Her cheerleader outfit sold for a decent price to R.D. Reynolds
Bad news: Life will never be as good as high school :( Armando Alajandro Estrada |
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