I haven't watched it and don't plan on doing so because the bleakness of it all but a friend of mine did a wrestling style play by play if any of you are want to have this picture painted:
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I originally posted this on the F4W BOARD~! I will re-post it here for anyone who isn't brave enough to watch the actual Tammy 'Sunny' Sytch pornography film...
Watching now. The Anal scene. Wont do a live take as I will probably tap out in a few seconds. But it seems like her eyes are glazed over, like shes drunk or on some sort of downer pills. I know, that's probably not a huge leap to imagine, but its just an observation.
She also keeps staring at the camera in an uncomfortable way. -1 for breaking the 4th wall.
Maybe I am live blogging this. She keeps talking for some reason. 5 seconds in to being eaten out, she tells the guy she just came and to stop, and when he doesnt she makes him. Odd.
She is covering her eyes, again like you would if you were drunk or perhaps just embarrassed.
She says, pretty matter of fact and not in a sexy way, "I have multiples. I know my own body. I know my body and everything's just...."
Dude is carrying the work here. God bless him. He's like Ric Flair carrying El Gigante.
More unsexy talk from Tammy. "Whatever you want to do to me, do it babe, just do it." Okay.
He tells her to touch herself and excuses himself from the scene. Ill assume he's getting fluffed. She tells him to hurry.
She says something indiscernible at one point(actually she mumbles alot of stuff), something like "My fans love this..." as she is sucking his nipples.
As she starts to give him head, I swear she is nodding out. Her eyes are constantly closed and at one point she goes to grab his dick and MISSES. Uninspiring work follows.
She keeps whispering. Speak the fuck up, you're making a porn. The whispering is hard to make out, like she's mumbling, again making me think shes high.
Her BJ sucks so much that he is having a hard time getting hard. And as I say that we have a hard cut to full on sex. Leading me to believe that I was correct. Dude probably just shot a needle full of adrenaline into his dick in order to make it through this scene.
THERE'S 25 MINUTES LEFT? I'm not going to make it.
While getting fucked, more covering of her eyes followed by more staring into the camera.
"I'm gonna cum' 15 seconds into the sex? Come on Tammy, dont you know how to work? Highspot artist.
"That was intense," she says. More mumbling by her. Slurring her words.
1 minute later and she says "Ok here we go here we go" accompanied by her waving her hands in a circle. I guess the gimmick she's working is that she orgasms every 30 seconds. Her orgasm moan, heard twice now, is VERY manly, almost animal like.
"Fuck My life", you don't say, Tammy.
"Okay stop. Relax. Cuz I'm not gonna be able to take myself(mumbled). Makes him stop.
Another jump scene. I can only imagine what they had to cut.
She's on top, cowgirl. Not a flattering angle. Trying not to judge her for being overweight. And I've certainly had a girl or two her size, but an ass shot at this angle isn't flattering.
She starts to wheeze like an asthmatic. It's scary. She's gassed. Blown up.
'Okay just a little rest. Just a little rest." She wants to transition into a rest hold. So he, on camera, gives her instructions on the next position, with all the enthusiasm of a tech. support center phone call. 'Okay. Grab that. Then lean on your elbow.
while she's holding her butt cheek, we get a nice, if perhaps symbolic visual, of the WWE Hall of Fame ring next to her asshole.
He says, "How about that cock in your mouth again?" To which she again mumble something I cant understand in response.
He's trying to tell her what position to go into again and again she says, "Hold up" She's blown up again I guess.
"HOLD UP", she says almost angry, "I'm DEAD TIRED right now." Worse cardio than the fucking Warrior.
She puts him over, "Oh my god baby. Your cock is so incredible."
Jump cut. She probably had to take a breather.
Another BJ scene. Very uninspiring.
"Please fuck my ass" SHE'S CALLING HER SPOTS ON CAMERA. I think she then says "I'm very clean, too, so you have no worries." SERIOUSLY???? Its kind of troubling that she has to reassure him of that.
He has a legit hard time in trying to lift her up to position her for what I assume will be an anal scene. I hope she was telling the truth. I hope he gives a Hogan type shoot interview after this in which he talks about her weight like Hogan does Andre's.
Ah they tease the highspot(anal) but go back to regular fucking.
i hope they're paying him well as he seems to be forcing his smile.
Another jump scene right into anal. No build up? These guys dont know how to work.
Jump cut again.
"I need a break I need a break oh my god" That seems to be her catchphrase. Its the 6th or 7th time she's said it. Sometimes he abides, other times her plows ahead. Pun intended.
Pretty aggressive for anal. But then again Im not an anal guy. But enough about me.
"Okay I have to calm down or my body is going to go crazy" she says. I cant tell if she's working or not. If she is, it's not very attractive.
Jump cut to doggy style. "Pump that ass hard," she says. "I want you to fuck me so hard that I cant walk anymore. Fuck that ass. It's all yours." Okay. I'm not buying what she's selling.
More wheezing as she 'cums' again. She closes her eyes with her head on the pillow and I swear takes a brief nap.
The time keeper must have held up the pencil, as she asks him to take it home. "I want you to cum on me. I want you to blow your load inside my ass." WELL WHICH IS IT? ON YOU OR IN YOU? Fucking women, I swear.
She again says "I've gotta take a break I can't handle...mumble mumble"
Jump cut again. Back in the vag. It's like a 3 stages of hell match.
Oh god. She's going to come again. Another deep, animal type of moan. I don't know when her voice got so deep. Must have been the roids she was on in 1999.(so she claimed in a shoot interview)
She slurs badly, "Oh my god. What are you doing to me?"
Jump cut to her cutting a clearly scripted promo. "This ass belongs to you so just fuck the shit out of it." STOP SCRIPTING PROMOS AND JUST LET THE BOYS WORK!
"You know youre fucking a hall of famer right now, you know." HAHA. I popped big time. Whoever wrote that, get them in WWE creative right now. He giggles at the line, but it seems forced. Poor guy.
And we jump cut to him beating it over her face. God only knows what the dude is having to think of in order to blow here. It certainly isn't what's in front of him.
She tries to help with some words of encouragement and some moaning for no reason.
Money shot in the mouth/face. Good for her.
He tries to get her to face the hard camera but she doesnt seem to know where it is. Fucking green ass rookies.
Fade to black.
Not sure what to say. The masochist in me wants to review the other scene. I hear she falls off a couch so I think I need to watch it as well.
Sunny Scene 3 - So it's labeled.
THEY'RE ACTING OUT A SCENE. YES.
She's on a couch with some handcuffs. Generic porn actor enters.
"I told you my boyfriend's a cop. He's here every night at midnight." Okay?
This dude looks like Ryback. Just fucking like Ryback. Someone tweet him congratulations on the movie.
"I'm gonna take you into custody," he says. "Who's taking who into custody now?" she retorts. Im not sure I get the witty repartee.
She blows The Big Guy.
Not for nothing but this guy has got some Gynecomastia going on. Rocky 1998 levels. He should have done the scene in a track suit.
He seems to be doing way too much directing of this blow job.
Cut scene right into fucking. Doggy style. No build up?
I really like the couch they're on along with the matching pillow.
This scene is kind of degrading, I mean in a porn way. Lots of him bossing her around, being a bit rough.
This dude is a mark for himself. Too much fucking talking from him. He's chewing the scenery.
Unlike the other scene, she doesn't seem to 'cum' every 60 seconds. They must have told her how cheesy that was or perhaps she's just not into this loud, annoying d-bag.
Another blow job. More over directing from the guy.
We finally get a natural transition into a sex scene. She rides up and again, noooooot a flattering angle. Her ass is like a bowl of cottage cheesy.
"Fuck that pussy. She's all yours." Anthropomorphised vaginas.
This scene isn't nearly as interesting as the other. She doesn't keep asking him to slow down, she doesnt seem as high, nor does she assure him that her asshole is clean. At least not yet.
She's not consistent in her work. How does she go from multiple orgasms in the other to none in this one? Again, maybe it's the dude. Besides looking like Ryback, he's annoying as all fuck.
"Just like that, just like that. Doing good." He talks like my dentist does when Im getting a filling. Shut the fuck up, bro.
Bored, she tries to help herself out by diddling herself while he's fucking her, to which her nails scrape his dick. He seemingly seriously reprimands her, saying, "Watch those nails. Watch those fucking nails."
Her handcuffs came off at some point. Continuity error.
She tries again and he again warns her of her nails.
She finally forces one out, again followed by that deep manly moan. Like in the other scene, she has to stop and take a break after her big O.
Just like that. Just like that. Just like that. Quit calling your spots so loudly, bro.
Damn she takes a hard fucking bump off of the couch to the floor after cumming again. She could teach Eva Marie a think or two.
It wasn't played up as an accident so she's either a pro for powering through or it was planned. Either way it was a solid bump.
She sucks him off again and whispers, "I need water". A request that is simply ignored. Very odd.
Jump Cut. Guess she got her water. Why wouldnt you edit out the 'I need water' request, as well? Is Kevin Dunn producing?
Cut back to fucking.
Soooo not a flattering view. He has her sort of on her side/from behind and her ass is just a fucking mess. Just enormous.
I swear Ryback is moaning more than her.
She calls for the finish to which he turns her down. We're going broadway. 15 minutes. 15 minutes remaining.
She in the next breath again calls for him to finish but again, we've clearly got PPV time remaining. She must be over this at this point.
HAHAHA. Another broken kayfabe moment. She's about to say something, not sure what, to which he seriously says "No, don't say anything." "She stops moaning to clearly say 'Okay'. Very odd.
Another BJ scene.
Cut back to sex, her on her back.
More directing by the dude. Im as over this scene as Tammy is at this point. Dude is a buzz kill.
She clearly stares at whoever is filming/directing this nightmare with a bemused look.
She exhibits more lack of camera presence by crossing her feet over her vag, leading to more reprimanding from the dude. This is getting depressing. I mean, more so than the whole thing is.
Transition into a cunnilingus scene.
SHE FARTS WHEN SHE CUMS. WHAT THE FUCK. Okay this whole scene has been redeemed. She just fucking farted and they both just power through like nothing happened. Fucking gross. They are pros for not cracking up there. I'd have died.
More head.
Jump scene to more fucking. Over this.
She asks him to make her cum again. I'd be scared if I were him after last time. The Big Guy has more balls than me and proceeds to do so.
36 minutes was way longer than these two should have gone. They cycle through a bunch more positions. More on screen direction from him. Same shit over and over.
Blowjob into a facial.
She cuffs him to wrap up whatever fucking storyline this was supposed to convey. Camera pans down as I feel a bit more dead inside.
This scene is a fucking bore until Tammy tears ass and farts towards the end. Unbelievable.
There is a third, solo scene. But it looks like it was shot at the same time as the first scene(same bed/room) as Tammy seems really fucked up. Barely can keep her eyes open. I imagine this is what dudes pay 50 bucks on skype for. It's sad.
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