Things CM Punk is to blame for (the complete list)
Since Alvarez has confirmed that CM Punk was responsible for Tony getting rid of the rankings before he showed up, I am trying to co.pile a list of other things he is responsible for. So far I have...
Add other horrible acts that CM Punk committed that you are aware of. |
CM Punk got away with the attempted murder of an NFL Owner's son.
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CM Punk actually killed Katie Vick.
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CM Punk was the REAL Black Scorpion. He no showed Starcade, so they replaced him with Ric Flair.
CM Punk gave Roman Reigns leukemia. CM Punk killed Brodie Lee. CM Punk cut Kerry Von Erich's leg off. |
Don’t forget AIDS
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CM Punk stole the election.
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Will that dastardly heel never learn?! |
CM Punk tried to black out the sun and plunge Springfield into perpetual darkness.
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Go back and watch the Curtain Call. Bet you didn’t notice CM Punk there the first time, did ya?
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“CM Punk screwed Bret.” - Vince, November 1997
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Every time X-Pac shat in a woman’s bag, CM Punk was the one who gave Pac the eggs and beans.
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CM Punk was TNA from 2010-2017. You didn’t watch so you didn’t notice.
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CM Punk made the final call to end The Streak.
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CM Punk was the evil twin to CM Punk who screwed Hogan out of the WWF Title.
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When CM Punk says he’s a snake, he means he was literally the snake that bit “Macho Man” Randy Savage.
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When The Ultimate Warrior died in the 90s, CM Punk was the fake Ultimate Warrior that replaced him.
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CM Punk was actually the one who turned heel in the main event of WrestleMania 17 and shook hands with Vince.
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Wanna know why Punk is so upset that Goldberg ended Bret Hart’s career? Because Punk was on his way to Starrcade ‘99 to do just that. He had to stop by Hart House and spit on Stu first.
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CM Punk invented unprotected chair shots to the head.
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CM Punk made the bomb threat that forced WrestleMania 7 into a smaller venue.
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CM Punk is why D’Lo Brown’s push stalled in the Attitude era. Chicago beef.
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CM Punk did it for The Rock. He did it for the people.
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CM Punk signed the wrong one-legged wrestler.
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CM Punk was the third person in the threesome and shit on that woman's head.
*this may be too dark for this thread. |
CM Punk tore his tricep on purpose so he could rehab with Cora Jade.
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CM Punk paused my subscription to Blue Chew.
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CM Punk killed John Wick's dog.
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CM Punk still has Danhausen’s boots.
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CM Punk booked Raw in 2003.
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CM Punk tore his triceps.
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CM Punk tore your triceps.
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CM Punk took a shit on Janell Grant
CM Punk Pushed Owen over the Edge CM Punk coined destrucity CM Punk put the 2X4 in the wall the shockmaster broke through CM caused the fight between Dynamite and those bros |
CM Punk discontinued Rice Krispies Treats Cereal.
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CM Punk is the one who killed Doom guys pet rabbit and doomed hell.
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CM Punk stole HBK smile.
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CM Punk's tricep stopped Cody from finishing his story.
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CM Punk is The Rock and decided to come back and ruin Cody’s entire life.
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CM Punk lifted the briefcase
CM Punk fired Scott D'amore |
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